What do you do with a Drunken Sailor?

[Admiral8Q]

Early in the morning!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj3JqueZZmQ

[Herr-Berbunch]

Depends how drunk, too drunk to go 'Up she rises...' I suppose. On ship or shore? On ship then clearly a case for keel-hauling, that'd sober them up, or on shore just lead them back to the bar to finally buy their round. :haha:

[DarkFish]

Pretty much the same as I do with them late in the evening.

Which is not extraordinarily much.