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Biggles
07-28-10, 07:04 PM
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!



(Saw this on another site, thought it was somewhat funny, and instantly thought of the countless beer-related threads that I've seen here :O:

(Oh and no offense is meant towards any women of any kind. :03:

Lord_magerius
07-28-10, 07:21 PM
The old ones are the best :yeah:

kiwi_2005
07-28-10, 07:37 PM
:haha:...

TarJak
07-28-10, 08:03 PM
The study failed to mention that long term use caused beer boobs as well:
http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/man-boobs.jpg

Lord_magerius
07-28-10, 08:31 PM
Jubblies! :D

TLAM Strike
07-28-10, 09:36 PM
Not only that but cigarettes contain cow piss...


... not a joke... :O:

This thread has officially ruined all you fun... :03:

frau kaleun
07-28-10, 09:58 PM
http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/man-boobs.jpg

I'm very disappointed in you, TarJak.

You know darn well that Reece only agreed to pose for those "art shots" because you promised him they'd be for your private use only. And this is how you repay his trust? For shame. :nope:

Rilder
07-28-10, 10:09 PM
And people wonder why I prefer Rum? :rotfl2:

Sailor Steve
07-28-10, 10:22 PM
Not only that but cigarettes contain cow piss...


... not a joke... :O:

This thread has officially ruined all you fun... :03:
I believe it. Consumer Reports rates soup brands by the amount of insect parts per a given weight.

TarJak
07-29-10, 12:03 AM
'Sokay, Reece sent me a PM giving permission for full publication as long as I didn't credit him for the shots.:O:

nikimcbee
07-29-10, 01:41 AM
The study failed to mention that long term use caused beer boobs as well:
http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/man-boobs.jpg

[insert dowly boob joke here]

Dowly
07-29-10, 03:23 AM
That's just distasteful. :nope:

Jimbuna
07-29-10, 04:23 AM
'Sokay, Reece sent me a PM giving permission for full publication as long as I didn't credit him for the shots.:O:

Nothing wrong with man boobs....as long as your the one holding the camera and not the one who's the subject matter :DL

TLAM Strike
07-29-10, 09:12 AM
I believe it. Consumer Reports rates soup brands by the amount of insect parts per a given weight.
I would not be surprised if they did chocolate bars next. ;)

But for Cigs, "Urea" is used as flavoring...

AVGWarhawk
07-29-10, 09:56 AM
http://www.funcage.com/photos/demotivation_poster_7.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

antikristuseke
07-29-10, 09:57 AM
Whats with the tranny next to the nerd?

papa_smurf
07-29-10, 10:36 AM
I'm just glad I drink real ale.

SteamWake
07-29-10, 10:54 AM
8 'schooners' of beer inside of an hour :o

I dont know what a schooner is but I'll assume its like a mug @ 12oz .

If I drank 8 mugs inside of an hour I would be horizontal no doubt and my gender would be classified as 'useless' :har:

frau kaleun
07-29-10, 12:44 PM
8 'schooners' of beer inside of an hour :o

I dont know what a schooner is but I'll assume its like a mug @ 12oz .

Well, in Australia it appears to be just under half a liter, which I think is the same as just under a pint. Times eight, I reckon it would be about 3 1/2, maybe 4 quarts? :o

http://www.genx40.com/images/2005/ozbeersize.jpg

Jimbuna
07-31-10, 09:06 AM
But what strength was the beer they drank? :hmmm:

http://www.sportingcollectibles.com/adagdt/ad10567.jpg
:O:

SteamWake
07-31-10, 09:19 AM
But what strength was the beer they drank? :hmmm:

http://www.sportingcollectibles.com/adagdt/ad10567.jpg
:O:

LOL thats not beer its beer flavored water !!! :haha: