The Ugliest Web Site Of All Time

[frau kaleun]

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Somewhere, a web designer is crying softly into his pillow.

[krashkart]

Oh :o My :o Freewheeling :o God :o.......... It's...... a complete disaster! :damn:

[GoldenRivet]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

deep breath

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

deep bloody gurgle

GHHEHHAHAAAAAAABBSHSSSS!

Sound of body hitting floor

:dead:

[Gerald]

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Somewhere, a web designer is crying softly into his pillow. found this part, but it looks like a relic of the "hippie" period :hmmm:

[GoldenRivet]

I showed this guy too...:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rQitU7ZRDI

[SteamWake]

Someone is stuck in the 60's... :|\\

[frau kaleun]

You'd think it would have to get better if you clicked on one of the links.

It DOESN'T.

[Oberon]

Medic!

[HunterICX]

*CLICKS*

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4772/smileycrazy.gifWaAaAaAaAaA

HunterICX

[krashkart]

Brings back horrible memories of the "full page of animated banner ads" approach to driving away customers. I thought I had managed to outlive all of that... but... no. :cry:

The nineties never went away. :wah:

[Takeda Shingen]

Holy crap. :o

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Somewhere, a web designer is crying softly into his pillow.

A couple of dress designers are also crying in that same pillow.

[TLAM Strike]

I thought when Geocities was closed down websites like this vanished from existence?

[ryanglavin]

How do you even make a website that awful???


My stomach dropped about a mile until it hit the 90's.

Then it died from remembering those awful memories.

[papa_smurf]

Gonna......be.........sick.........need........a.. ........medic

[Weiss Pinguin]

First thing I thought of was this (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell) :o I kid you not, my web browser had a seizure and froze up for about 5 minutes when I opened that page.

[Sailor Steve]

Frau, I know your intentions are good, but you just lost 500 credits by showing that link.

Of course, maybe your intentions aren't so good, in which case your credibility as an internet terrorist just went up.

How do you even make a website that awful???
Simple:

1) Turn off brain.

2) Post and link anything at all that pops into the brain that has been turned off.

3) Forget when to say "enough is enough".

4) Rinse and repeat.

[frau kaleun]

Frau, I know your intentions are good, but you just lost 500 credits by showing that link.

DON'T shoot the Messenger!
:O:

[Sailor Steve]

DON'T shoot the Messenger!
:O:

Good advice, when the messenger is sent by a leader to explain a demand or policy.

When the messenger, however, makes it a point to deliver the message herself for her own reasons, and the message is that...whatever that was, then she's on her own.
:rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

My favoritest thing about it is wondering who on earth would ever think that site was a good advertisement for someone you'd presumably give money to, to have them make you look fabulous on your "special day."

But then as AVGWarhawk alluded to above - some of the actual dresses in the pictures are pretty awful, and if that's a testament to the taste levels of their clientele, the site probably isn't going to hurt them too much. :O:

[kiwi_2005]

Its actually okay, no what i mean is when i opened it and saw all the scrabbled crap all over the screen first thoughts was oh no lagg issue incoming, but the site runs better than some well done sites out there that look professional but hog your internet when browsing through them.

10 out 10 for smoothness :up:

1 out of 10 for site design/art work :o

[Sledgehammer427]

Oh my....
even at 19 with the friends I have I haven't seen anything like this...
:o
for some odd reason the left side of my brain is starting to hurt...

now I'm getting tired:yawn:

and I think I'm go-
ZZZZZZZZZZzzz

[TarJak]

Don't let Jakob Neilsen see that abomination!

[antikristuseke]

I can write better html with my head up my ass.

Edit: ******* me! It has audio aswell.

[Buddahaid]

My favoritest thing about it is wondering who on earth would ever think that site was a good advertisement for someone you'd presumably give money to, to have them make you look fabulous on your "special day."

But then as AVGWarhawk alluded to above - some of the actual dresses in the pictures are pretty awful, and if that's a testament to the taste levels of their clientele, the site probably isn't going to hurt them too much. :O:

You must NEVER have eperienced the 70's! The 70's were the all-time low.......

[Subnuts]

Okay, let's run this website through the Geocities-Izer and see what happens...
http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=3&music=12&url=http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

My God...what have I done? :wah:

[onelifecrisis]

I actually started grinding my teeth.

[Schroeder]

I really don't see what your people's problem is.:o
With the right amount of LSD this site looks fantastic.:sunny:

:dead:

[kiwi_2005]

I really don't see what your people's problem is.:o
With the right amount of LSD this side looks fantastic.:sunny:

:dead:

:har:

[Platapus]

When I attended a web page design class, they used a text book entitled

"Web pages that suck". Now it has it's own web page

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/#axzz0uz1Bau00

[Onkel Neal]

Wow, that takes bad design to a new level of art form :yeah:

But there is this (http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/RoadStar1.html), that has to say sumptin about her I like.

[Platapus]

We need international government oversight to prevent music on webpages.... especially sucky music.... that is played loud.

If the music sucks, playing it louder only makes it suck for a greater distance.

:D

[Herr-Berbunch]

So, Frau Kaluen, which dress did you pick in the end? :rotfl2:

Never in my life have I required the use of chatroom abbreviations, until now - OMG, WTF!!!!!

It was really bad, and then the musak started :nope:, then I scrolled down... but how much time did Onkel Neal invest to find that page?

[Jimbuna]

The dog has looked up from the floor and run out of the computer den :har:

[krashkart]

Okay, let's run this website through the Geocities-Izer and see what happens...
http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=3&music=12&url=http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

My God...what have I done? :wah:

The Mayans predicted that something like this would happen. Now we're all doomed! :O:


I dunno about the rest of you but I'm stocking up on MRE's, ammunition and flashlight batteries. Then digging a bunker in Reece's back yard.

[frau kaleun]

So, Frau Kaluen, which dress did you pick in the end? :rotfl2:

If I can't get hitched in jeans and a Star Wars t-shirt, I ain't doin' it!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Sorry, I forgot you'd said jeans too...

http://www.funpeak.com/funnypics/vader-little-princess.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

frau kaleu said: If I can't get hitched in jeans and a Star Wars t-shirt, I ain't doin' it!
Wait. Something isn't right here. I can't quite put my finger on it...? :doh:

[Gorduz]

Ok this is just crazy.. A ****ting giraffe????

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/gaff2.html

This is a norwegian webshop which sells alot of cool things, and takes pride in having the worst page in norway atleast:

http://www.arngren.net/

[conus00]

Sanitaaaaat....

[DarkFish]

...
so, you're browsing marriage sites?

Who's gonna be Herr Kaleun?

[Gerald]

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/worst-nonprofit-web-sites-of-2007-part-two.html

[SgtPotato]

*click the link*

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Solo_Wing_Pixy/Reaction%20faces/1278850427968.jpg?t=1280361848

[Task Force]

*CLICKS*

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4772/smileycrazy.gifWaAaAaAaAaA

HunterICX

and now we see what Killed hunters Graphic Card...

[frau kaleun]

...
so, you're browsing marriage sites?

Nah, I saw the link on Gawker and made the mistake of clicking on it.

Misery loves company so I thought I would share the love. :O:

Who's gonna be Herr Kaleun?

I dunno, depends on which imaginary boyfriend pops the imaginary question first, in my imagination.

Of course Der Alte is already a "Herr Kaleun" so I guess it'll be him since he won't have to get anything re-monogrammed. I'm nothing if not practical! :up:

[ubootcomrade]

That website brought tears to my eyes, not the tears of joy or laughter,nor was it tears of malice, not even tears of sorrow, they were tears of sheer, untainted terror, tears mixed with blood, sweat and fear which have seen what mortal peep-holes must not lay upon which is this monstrosity of a website.


Was I a wee bit harsh?

[Task Force]

Hmmm... I dont think so...

That website is a discrace to the internets!

[Sailor Steve]

That website is a discrace to the internets!
Oxymoron alert!

[Gerald]

Oxymoron alert! Oxymoron is this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXp3gZ6rBoY

the right.. :hmmm:

[krashkart]

That website brought tears to my eyes, not the tears of joy or laughter,nor was it tears of malice, not even tears of sorrow, they were tears of sheer, untainted terror, tears mixed with blood, sweat and fear which have seen what mortal peep-holes must not lay upon which is this monstrosity of a website.


Was I a wee bit harsh?

Were you dicing onions at the time? :hmmm:

:gulp:

[Dimitrius07]

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Somewhere, a web designer is crying softly into his pillow.

And what is it for you? You feel better with yourself this way :88).

[flatsixes]

...

[papa_smurf]

Don't let Jakob Neilsen see that abomination!

If he did, i'm not sure what he would do.....

[Sailor Steve]

Oxymoron is this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXp3gZ6rBoY

the right.. :hmmm:
Are you implying that I don't know what the word means? :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

Are you implying that I don't know what the word means? :sunny:
Well.....let us just say your 'absolutely unsure' :DL

[Gerald]

Are you implying that I don't know what the word means? :sunny: It was in relation been a question addressed to me, indirectly, even if it is not perceived as Oxymoron is..... :oops:

[Sailor Steve]

My original post was in reply to Task Force's post. To me "Disgrace to the internet" is an oxymoron. :D

[ajrimmer42]

Good God!

:damn:

[STEED]

Note to myself...

NEVER, NEVER, EVER CLICK THAT LINK EVER AGAIN! :damn:

[Raptor1]

My original post was in reply to Task Force's post. To me "Disgrace to the internet" is an oxymoron. :D

By God, sir. You mean to imply that the internet is a disgrace? I shall have you know, sir, that the internets are home to only the most respectable of gentlemen. Why, these accusations are an affront to the dignity of this establishment; how dare you offend the internet so? :stare:

[Jimbuna]

Note to myself...

NEVER, NEVER, EVER CLICK THAT LINK EVER AGAIN! :damn:

Leave that task to Dowly :DL

[Sailor Steve]

By God, sir. You mean to imply that the internet is a disgrace? I shall have you know, sir, that the internets are home to only the most respectable of gentlemen. Why, these accusations are an affront to the dignity of this establishment; how dare you offend the internet so? :stare:
Do you know this for a fact, or do you only have the internets's word for it? And if I've offended the interntets, I am certain that he is perfectly capable of looking after herself. In fact I

[Herr-Berbunch]

In fact I

...cannot finish a sentence?
...cannot be bothered anymore?
...wear ladies underwear, but only on tuesdays?
...think this is the start of a whole new thread :O: What does Steve in fact do...? :up:



(no offence is intended by this post, any resemblence to wearing ladies underwear (but only on a tuesday) is purely coincidental, other days of the week may also apply. :o

[frau kaleun]

http://kinialohaguy.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/political-pictures-al-gore-internet.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

...cannot finish a sentence?
...cannot be bothered anymore?
...wear ladies underwear, but only on tuesdays?
...think this is the start of a whole new thread :O: What does Steve in fact do...? :up:



(no offence is intended by this post, any resemblence to wearing ladies underwear (but only on a tuesday) is purely coincidental, other days of the week may also apply. :o
Well, actually I was trying to imply the the internet won, and shut me down, but that is now obviously not true, so I have to come up with a new tactic. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST TUESDAY, YOU DIRTY DAYIST?

As for what Steve does, that is in fact only for Steve to know (of course I don't know myself, but the best tactic for diversion is still to blame the other guy).

[Herr-Berbunch]

Well, actually I was trying to imply the the internet won, and shut me down, but that is now obviously not true, so I have to come up with a new tactic. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST TUESDAY, YOU DIRTY DAYIST?

What happens on a tuesday is between me and my psychotherapist, that girl from school and the nice policemen, the grocer (Jack), and my Auntie Richard...:wah:
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy5DAo6OVWkHtxbqCSPuNtemYxbmxAZ tN0Awmyx8b0s2GD270&t=1&usg=__w-W0EtqvANL3VIGgNK6pnp_xW7E=

As for what Steve does, that is in fact only for Steve to know (of course I don't know myself, but the best tactic for diversion is still to blame the other guy).
I see, so it's all this other fellow's fault... I didn't write the above post, it was the other guy... :yep: Him, he done it!

[Capt. Morgan]

Wow, that takes bad design to a new level of art form :yeah:
But there is this (http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/RoadStar1.html), that has to say sumptin about her I like.

Granted, her site is best viewed through welders goggles, but I found a lot about her I liked.

Most especially, I like the fact that she isn't afraid of her own personality, and isn't afraid to express it. Her site gives me a great impression of who she is and I'm willing to bet that sitting next to her on a long flight would be both fun and memorable.

Nice to see someone making a living doing what they obviously love. I notice she has a lot of friends too - and that her customers all look pretty happy.

And isn't it nice to see someone who isn't trying to be a just a pale imitation of whatever cultural idol has happened to catch their imagination for the moment?


Her site also has a recipe for a killer Pecan Pie... but I'm not going to give you the link - So There!

[Jimbuna]

In what shape and colour does the pie come in? :DL

[Capt. Morgan]

In what shape and colour does the pie come in? :DL

No Idea (no pix), but the recipe was written in bright red letters over a pale blue background:sunny:

[krashkart]

but the best tactic for diversion is still to blame the other guy

I see, so it's all this other fellow's fault... I didn't write the above post, it was the other guy... :yep: Him, he done it!

Wasn't my fault either. Judging from TLAM Strike's signature I'd say it was UnderseaLcpl's fault. :hmm2:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Wasn't my fault either. Judging from TLAM Strike's signature I'd say it was UnderseaLcpl's fault. :hmm2:

Yeah, but UnderseaLcpl says it's your fault, or mine, or TLAM Strike's, or... D'oh! :nope:

[UnderseaLcpl]

How did I get dragged into this?

[krashkart]

How did I get dragged into this?

I'm not sure. But hey, we have dancing bananas here! :yeah:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2283http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2283http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2283

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'd say it was UnderseaLcpl's fault. :hmm2:

On this page it was there :up:, but on p1 it's definately TLAM Strike's fault... either way it's not mine! :O:

[Raptor1]

The fault lies with he who denies having the fault, and it's definitely not me.

[frau kaleun]

The fault lies with he who denies having the fault, and it's definitely not me.

I believe the applicable rule here is

http://images2.cpcache.com/product/340014002v5_480x480_Front.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ZthEGuRfzgoJlM:http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/dan_walters/gas%20humor/He_who_smelt_it_dealt_it_by_ReyFufu.jpg&t=1

[antikristuseke]

LOL :DL

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ZthEGuRfzgoJlM:http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/dan_walters/gas%20humor/He_who_smelt_it_dealt_it_by_ReyFufu.jpg&t=1

I know from experience, that gas mask and filter does **** all to help with that smell, iv even run inone of those bastards during basic training.

[Jimbuna]

I know from experience, that gas mask and filter does **** all to help with that smell, iv even run inone of those bastards during basic training.

Does this mean it's a picture of you after a haircut? :O:

[frau kaleun]

Does this mean it's a picture of you after a haircut? :O:

No, he just means that you shouldn't ever run an airhose from the facemask to yer own backside.

Live and learn!

[antikristuseke]

No that picture is not me, but I got errr, reprimanded for my actions during basic and had to do latrine cleaning instead of sleeping the liutenant had left a particularly oversized and fragrant log clogging one of the porceline gods. The gas mask was not helpful in anything else than limiting my field of view. We were issued identical masks to that in the pic.

Trust me, you dont want to do a 100m dash carrying yourbattle budy who is "wounded" and then do 60 pushups while wearing that monstrosity.

[frau kaleun]

I got errr, reprimanded for my actions during basic

Surely that's not possible!

http://rlv.zcache.com/little_angel_little_devil_stickers-p217301920359801603tdcj_210.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

but I got errr, reprimanded for my actions during basic I assume the daughter of a officer was involved in this story? :03:

[antikristuseke]

No, a disagreement with a fellow recruit with respect to him planing to go awol. There was a slight struggle, he fell, I tried to help him back up but the clumsy bugger broke his arm, haven't got a clue how that happened. My platoon commander thought I had crossed a line so got to clean the latrines for 3 nights in a row until you could see your reflection on every surface, even those that were not reflective.

[frau kaleun]

until you could see your reflection on every surface, even those that were not reflective.

Well you know I've heard the phrase before but I always assumed it was just a metaphor...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3209/3115860663_48ee22fd64.jpg?v=0

[antikristuseke]

Not in the armed forces it is not, officers are allways very literal minded. One of the thingssome of my other platoon mates fell for was asking for the right to smoke. In my native language there are a lot of ways to do this, but very few of those are literally correct, so once they asked if they could have a cigarette with a phrase that literaly means if they could pull a cigarete, so they got premission to pull a cigarette on a string through the barracs making train noises.

[frau kaleun]

so once they asked if they could have a cigarette with a phrase that literaly means if they could pull a cigarete, so they got premission to pull a cigarette on a string through the barracs making train noises.

Yeah but... that's awesome. :rock:

[Jimbuna]

Trust me, you dont want to do a 100m dash carrying yourbattle budy who is "wounded" and then do 60 pushups while wearing that monstrosity.

No siree....I see myself more as officer material :DL

[antikristuseke]

Noone said that there is no sense of humour in the army. Some of the punishments dished out were hilarious.

No siree....I see myself more as officer material :DL

All officers are bloody bastards! You should do well :D

[frau kaleun]

Noone said that there is no sense of humour in the army. Some of the punishments dished out were hilarious.

I train with a former Marine whose drill instructor (IIRC) used to make him step forward from the ranks and perform the "We represent the Lollipop Guild" song from The Wizard Of Oz. Complete with Munchkin voice, facial expressions, and little dance. Until he got it juuuuuuust right.

[Jimbuna]

Noone said that there is no sense of humour in the army. Some of the punishments dished out were hilarious.


All officers are bloody bastards! You should do well :D

Hey I resemble that remark! http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1853/angry8ro5.gif

Thank you http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6356/av129190fjwl3.gif