Why do?

[ryanglavin]

Lets do a Why do thread,
Heres mine:

Why do all beautiful women think they're fat?

[Lord_magerius]

Because the pressures of modern society govern their thoughts and views about themselves and create an unhealthy obsession with their own weight...

Why does it hurt like hell when I pluck my nose hair? :O:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Why does it hurt like hell when I pluck my nose hair? :O:

Because God hates you.:DL

Why do so many fat women think they're beautiful? I just stopped by the store on my way home and there was at least a baker's dozen worth of muffintops in there.

[ryanglavin]

Because the pressures of modern society govern their thoughts and views about themselves and create an unhealthy obsession with their own weight...



Sadly, that was exactly what I was looking for, and I just realized it. I'm going to quote you, brb :salute:

[Méo]

Here's mine:

Why everytime a girl is really cute, she always feel the need to change her haircut or style into something really ugly... :06::hmmm::nope:

[Castout]

Why do people value themselves and everybody else on of how much money they're making or stealing?

Why do people only able to feel good or superior after being able to put others down? Is it an inferiority complex?

Why so many men are attached to their ego with everything they do?

Why choose lust instead of love? Is it because they are afraid to love? Or feel themselves undeserving to be loved.

Why many people are politicking in everything they do: In office, society, even family? Is it because they hate the truth about themselves or incapable to accept themselves truthfully?

Why so many people believe in the power of lying? Are they ashamed of the truth?

[Castout]

and


Why do pretty girls think every man like them?! :06:

Why many women value themselves on how many men wanting to have sex with them. Is that not the meaning of being sexy and the purpose of looking sexy? Don't they believe in something more beautiful and valuable in them such as personality and brain or are they just what they look and nothing else's actually more interesting?

Why do corrupt people think everybody else is like themselves? or like them given the opportunity?

Why do people always make excuses instead of facing the truth and dealing with them? Why make life complicated?

Why do people put their self worth in what's not actually themselves? Money, wealth, positions? titles? etc. Is a person his attributes? Hell no.

Why most people think they are better than the beggar sitting on the side of the road? Is that not arrogance and ignorance? Given the opportunity and time I believe a beggar could be made a noble or a better gentlemen than most people.

Why do people cry and feel upset and sad even when they believe the person leaving them is going to meet God and live in heaven? Or is that a selfish cry? Or something else? If Christians really believe the dead would meet God and live in heaven bearing in mind even though men don't even come from heaven in the first place then there's no condolences needed. THROW A PARTY INSTEAD and congratulate the family of the dead. Anything less is hypocrisy. and we all should try to be dead ASAP. If you don't think so then something is wrong...isn't it?!

[Sledgehammer427]

Why do people value themselves and everybody else on of how much money they're making or stealing?
because wealth equals power in the eyes of the superficial society we belong to

Why do people only able to feel good or superior after being able to put others down? Is it an inferiority complex?
technically that is a superiority complex, and stems from going through the same experience as a child, says Sigmund Freud.
I believe it is something that can only be fixed once the person doing so can see the damage they are causing to the other person

Why so many men are attached to their ego with everything they do?
because we are men and everything we do inevitably has our name on it, we attach our ego to everything we do because it shows everyone else who we are. Look at that Eiffel guy, he certainly wasn't a slacker in engineering class.

Why choose lust instead of love? Is it because they are afraid to love?
Lust has more immediate results. This is another bane of the society we belong to. We are in the world of here and now and Love is something that takes time. Today's society doesn't have the patience for love.

Why many people are politicking in everything they do: In office, society, even family? Is it because they hate the truth about themselves or incapable to accept themselves truthfully?
We are only human and inside us is the need to forward our own agendas. Sadly we think there will never need to be cooperation.

Why so many people believe in the power of lying? Are they ashamed of the truth?
Ashamed of the truth or knowing the lie will get them something they desire?

EDIT: I said I wouldn't answer all of these, but I really want to put my opinion for this one
Why do people cry and feel upset and sad even when they believe the person leaving them is going to meet God and live in heaven? Or is that a selfish cry? Or something else? If Christians really believe the dead would meet God and live in heaven bearing in mind even though men don't even come from heaven in the first place then there's no condolences needed. THROW A PARTY INSTEAD and congratulate the family of the dead. Anything less is hypocrisy. and we all should try to be dead ASAP. If you don't think so then something is wrong...isn't it?!
I certainly agree. But death gives us the ability to reflect on things, how to culminate what the dead person has achieved and to make us realize that they meant something to us.
Your uncle Phil wasn't much of a talker, and you two never saw eye-to-eye, but he served in vietnam, and he saw things most people would never imagine. If Uncle Phil hadn't died, you would probably go on resenting him. but after he is gone do you learn why he was that way, and that you should appreciate the person while they are still there to hear you and feel your hugs. (sorry, I could really use a hug right now)
In america, after you bury the deceased, you DO throw a party kinda. everyone gets drunk and eats everything, that's a party enough.
but we take pride in the fact that we honor the deceased in such a somber fashion. beccause while they are going to heaven we have lost someone close to us. in the end it is selfish, but so is buying yourself a candy bar on your way home from work.

[Castout]

because we are men and everything we do inevitably has our name on it, we attach our ego to everything we do because it shows everyone else who we are. Look at that Eiffel guy, he certainly wasn't a slacker in engineering class.



What is a name anyway?! Even if a man is remembered by all generations of man or even worshiped what would that bring to that man AFTER he died? reputation? I would not need reputation when I'm dead. I would prefer to be remembered by God who could do something about my fate (since death is such a waste of time) than to be even worshiped by ALL men which would be 100% useless to me after I'm gone.








I certainly agree. But death gives us the ability to reflect on things, how to culminate what the dead person has achieved and to make us realize that they meant something to us.
Your uncle Phil wasn't much of a talker, and you two never saw eye-to-eye, but he served in vietnam, and he saw things most people would never imagine. If Uncle Phil hadn't died, you would probably go on resenting him. but after he is gone do you learn why he was that way, and that you should appreciate the person while they are still there to hear you and feel your hugs. (sorry, I could really use a hug right now)
In america, after you bury the deceased, you DO throw a party kinda. everyone gets drunk and eats everything, that's a party enough.
but we take pride in the fact that we honor the deceased in such a somber fashion. beccause while they are going to heaven we have lost someone close to us. in the end it is selfish, but so is buying yourself a candy bar on your way home from work.

Wouldn't that be more useful when the man's still alive why wait for the person to die before embracing him? I know because I too take most things for granted until I've lost them. We all tend to take things in this life for granted.

Edit: Actually when people cry over death it's usually because of empathic feeling over the dead. Then again empathic crying over the loved dead doesn't go hand in hand with the belief of immediate heaven so something is amiss.

[Castout]

because wealth equals power in the eyes of the superficial society we belong to



Wealth actually equals to influence and influence is power to men. There's no man that has genuine power what all people have are influence. Yes including head of state. Is the word of the president of United States going
to be obeyed in say North Korea? No.

Power of men is like the power of satan. Mere influence.
The reason why most people want to be powerful(influential) because they want to satisfy their selfishness and ego.

Being genuinely powerful is being able to exercise genuine authority(instead fictitious) over ANY AND EVERY AND ALL individual AND everything despite his or her willingness or consent and over the natural order of things or rule of nature. That's genuine power which is THANKFULLY reserved to God and God alone.

[TarJak]

Why do the majority of threads on subsim go weird within one page of the OP?:D

[antikristuseke]

Because subsim is populated by perverts who love to take the piss.

Why doesn't my last wisdom tooth fit in my jaw and makes me feel like my face is exploding?

[Castout]

Why do the majority of threads on subsim go weird within one page of the OP?:D

Am I to be blamed? What's so weird about writing what you think, know or believe in. It's called expressing yourself?!

Anyway anything that made us think is good isn't it?

Weird doesn't always mean false...not at all. A popular view doesn't mean it's right. I'm very liberal in writing my opinion on what I know. There's always the ignore button do that on me if you like.

@antikristuseke: and who that pervert who love to take the piss and why can't you express yourself without being rude or insulting?! Or is that just the way you're grown?! Tell me how in any way that I offended you? So we can set thing straight?!

[DarkFish]

Why doesn't my last wisdom tooth fit in my jaw and makes me feel like my face is exploding?obviously because either your jaw is too small, or your tooth is too large:DL

Why do i have to be the only one at home who is not a complete n00b with computers?:dead:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Why do some people not have a sense of humour...? :har:

[krashkart]

Why do some people not have a sense of humour...? :har:

Because there is no such thing. :stare:

Why do forums have threads? They are not made from textiles. :hmph:

[DarkFish]

Why do forums have threads? They are not made from textiles. :hmph:Because, as we all know, there were a lot of toga's to find on the Latin fora. Lots of threads in a toga.

Why don't the Italians wear toga's anymore?

[frau kaleun]

Because, as we all know, there were a lot of toga's to find on the Latin fora. Lots of threads in a toga.

Why don't the Italians wear toga's anymore?

Because butts in pants are easier to pinch.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[AVGWarhawk]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because I smell like road kill. Those are vultures.


Why do we have a why do thread?

[Sledgehammer427]

=Why do we have a why do thread?

because we do. :smug:

why do I have this incredible urge to make lemonade?

[Weiss Pinguin]

Because when life gives you why do threads you make lemonade.

Why am I still on this forum? :O:

[Takeda Shingen]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Nuts. I was going to work that one in.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Why am I still on this forum? :O:

Because you love reading the lame jokes and boring essays that are hallmarks of your truly. Or....y'know....cuz you like subs. Or something.:doh:

Why do........emos. Just Why!?

[UnderseaLcpl]

Nuts. I was going to work that one in.

Me, too. That's what happens when you overthink stuff. Early birds appear.

[krashkart]

Why do........emos. Just Why!?

Because they yearn for an identity. :shifty::nope:


Why do the stars never wink at me?

[DarkFish]

Why do........emos. Just Why!?You don't do emo's.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/28/633687352337938810-emos.jpg

Why can't there be an emo who doesn't fail for a change?

[DarkFish]

Oops, I was a little slow in posting, so I guess I'll just have to answer your question, to prevent it from falling into oblivion:)Why do the stars never wink at me?They do, you just don't watch closely enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zei_zXzdw

My question still stands: Why can't there be an emo who doesn't fail for a change?

[Sledgehammer427]

because to the emos pain and torment is the only option to gather the attention they obviously haven't recieved as a child.
to be a success one must be able to give up the pain and torment and thus lose all the attention they would get by tracing hearts on their wrists with razor blades.

[DarkFish]

because to the emos pain and torment is the only option to gather the attention they obviously haven't recieved as a child.
to be a success one must be able to give up the pain and torment and thus lose all the attention they would get by tracing hearts on their wrists with razor blades.lol, true:lol:

since you didn't post a next question I will post one. We now know why emo's always fail... but why do Metalheads never fail?:smug:

[krashkart]

since you didn't post a next question I will post one. We now know why emo's always fail... but why do Metalheads never fail?:smug:

Two words: Iron Maiden! :rock:

Uh... okay. Two more: Ozzy!! :rock::rock:


Why do hedgehogs look so cute? :hmmm:

[SteamWake]

Why do the voodoo that you doo.. (first) :haha:

[Sailor Steve]

Why do the voodoo that you doo.. (first) :haha:
Because you're the man. The man who...

Why is there air?

[DarkFish]

Why do hedgehogs look so cute? :hmmm:
Because they look like Metalheads?:D
http://www.apokalypserecords.com/ordrenoir/satanictyranny/images/groupes/Dimmu_Shagrath.jpg

Why is there air?Because 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide and small amounts of other gases somehow got mixed.

Two more: Ozzy!!:hmmm:
Why does Ozzy not seem like two words to me?

[Lionclaw]

:hmmm:
Why does Ozzy not seem like two words to me?

Perhaps he meant the name and the person. :O: ;)

[krashkart]

:hmmm:
Why does Ozzy not seem like two words to me?

Perhaps he meant the name and the person. :O: ;)


Because true metalheads cannot count. This I know from the movies. :know:


Why do aards vark? :hmmm:

[DarkFish]

Why do aards vark? :hmmm:Because butter flies.

Because true metalheads cannot count. This I know from the movies. :know:Now why do you watch poseur movies about metal?

[Platapus]

Why do people park their car in a drive way, but drive their car on a park way?

[TarJak]

Because it would be confusing otherwise.

Why do anything?

[Platapus]

Why do boxes of Instant Rice have directions for using the microwave?

Will I go back in time if I follow them?

[Platapus]

Why do aards vark? :hmmm:

how much vark could an aardvark vark if an aardvark could aard vark?

[SteamWake]

how much vark could an aardvark vark if an aardvark could aard vark?

A quark.

Why does the grass grow so damn fast.

[Castout]

Why do some people not have a sense of humour...? :har:

Because I swore a false oath no humor until war in Korea erupts. Grinning however is okay :D



Why do hurt people hurt people?

[frau kaleun]

how much vark could an aardvark vark if an aardvark could aard vark?

Quite a lot, actually. They're very productive.

But of course that's just because they vark so aard at it.


:rock:


Don't get up, gentlemen, I'm only passing through.

[DarkFish]

But of course that's just because they vark so aard at it.:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Platapus]

Why do drive-up ATMs have braille labels on them? :hmmm:

[Platapus]

Quite a lot, actually. They're very productive.

But of course that's just because they vark so aard at it.


:rock:


Don't get up, gentlemen, I'm only passing through.


You are on a roll. :yeah:

(golf clap)

[frau kaleun]

You are on a roll.

I might as well be, the way you keep trying to butter me up. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Why do people park their car in a drive way, but drive their car on a park way?
Why do people never remember who Steven Wright is and why he writes all the best jokes?

[Sailor Steve]

AWhy does the grass grow so damn fast.
Because you're not looking. The watched grass never grows. Or something like that.

Or maybe you're on the wrong side of the fence.

Why do anything?
Because nothing is boring.

Why do I always feel a need to respond to every line of a post?

[ryanglavin]

Because you're not looking. The watched grass never grows. Or something like that.

Or maybe you're on the wrong side of the fence.



It always seems my neighbors grass stays at a good 1 inch and doesn't grow, while mine must have some sort of 'roids and I have to cut it back down from 5 inches to 1 inch every other day.

[ryanglavin]

Because I smell like road kill. Those are vultures.


Why do we have a why do thread?

Roadkill??? WHERE?

[Herr-Berbunch]

If hydrogen and oxygen are so combustable, why doesn't water burn? :nope:

[Sledgehammer427]

Why do drive-up ATMs have braille labels on them? :hmmm:

because the blind might walk into the ATM, and if it didn't have the labels in braille, how would he know he's near an ATM?
-smack-
ouch, sunuva...what is this anyways...?
-feels the braille buttons-
IT"S AN ATM! :D I should probably grab a few bucks in case I walk into a coffee shop.

If hydrogen and oxygen are so combustable, why doesn't water burn?because water is made up of TWO molecules of hydrogen, and one of oxygen, they are all fused together as well, they are combustible separately, but not when they are combined to make water...which just happens to be one of the most stable fluids on the planet...

Why do I always feel a need to respond to every line of a post? because you are cool like that, I guess. I feel better, though, I'm not the only one.

[krashkart]

Now why do you watch poseur movies about metal?

What's wrong with Wayne's World?? :stare::O:

[Platapus]

If sound does not travel through a vacuum, why does my vacuum cleaner make so much noise?

[DarkFish]

What's wrong with Wayne's World?? :stare::O::roll:
Maybe that Wayne's a POSEUR?:O:
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/poseurs-forever-s-gonna-start-tonight-demotivational-poster-1232489802.jpg
If sound does not travel through a vacuum, why does my vacuum cleaner make so much noise?Well, because they clean your room of all vacuums of course. With no vacuums left in your room, it's no wonder they're noisy.


Why do I suddenly listen to hardcore punk while posting this instead of the usual Metal?:timeout:

[TarJak]

Because your tastes are changing due to the musical chains thread. You will start listeing to '80's yacht rock next.:D

Why do music genre's always seem to be too narrow for most musicians?

[DarkFish]

Because your tastes are changing due to the musical chains thread. You will start listeing to '80's yacht rock next.:D:o
http://www.unnecessaryumlaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vader_nooooooo.jpg

Why do music genre's always seem to be too narrow for most musicians?Because most musicians don't see the broadness of their genre

Why do we do?

[Sailor Steve]

Because most musicians don't see the broadness of their genre
Also because most musicians eventually come to a point at which they see the beauty of it all, and become eager to play other genres.

Why do we do?
Because to don't would be unthinkable.

Why do I know these things?

[DarkFish]

Also because most musicians eventually come to a point at which they see the beauty of it all, and become eager to play other genres.So that's why Metal musicians usually stick to Metal - it's the ultimate culmination of everything:yeah:

Why do I know these things?Because if you do not, you do not do what has to be done. To do what one has to do, you do have to know what you're doing, as you can't do it if you do not know what to do. You would mistake and do what's done, instead of doing what still has to be done. Doing what's done does not make any sense, does it?
To be or not to be? To do or not to do? To be is to do. To do is to be. Dobedobedo:dead:

Why do what's done?