Thats just creepy

[SteamWake]

A ship laden with building materials is turned away from Guam after a spider infestation erupts from the cargo hold.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/07/16/ship-forced-guam-invasion-thousands-spiders/

[Weiss Pinguin]

That many spiders could easily upset the balance of the island!

[tater]

That many spiders could easily upset the balance of the island!

True, it might capsize!

[TLAM Strike]

Wait...
Ship?
Cargo hold??
Infested!?!?

:o

They have 8 legs but they are not spiders...
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8712/facehugger.jpg

[UnderseaLcpl]

Damn you, tater and Pinguin, you stole my joke before I could even log on to reply to this post! However, I will not allow your little usurpation to stand in the way of me upping my post count by one.:O:

[Platapus]

Can you imagine how the crew must have felt when the ship was turned back! Yikes.

[Rilder]

I saw the fox link and immediately started imagining Glen Beck ranting about this being a "sign from God" and that the ship is actually a metaphor for America and the spiders are all liberals and Guam is prosperity. Also something about Nazis in his rant of course. :rotfl2:

[STEED]

Nuke them. :DL

[TLAM Strike]

Nuke them. :DL

Its the only way to be sure... :salute:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Nuke them. :DL
It's too late man! Game over, man, game over!

[STEED]

What we're going to do now man? :rotfl2:

[TLAM Strike]

Oh, man. And I was gettin' short, too! Four more weeks and out. Now I'm gonna buy it on this f**kin' rock. It ain't half fair, man!

:O:

[SteamWake]

What we're going to do now man? :rotfl2:

Why dont you put her in charge (spins on his heels to point at.....)

[Weiss Pinguin]

Oh, man. And I was gettin' short, too! Four more weeks and out. Now I'm gonna buy it on this f**kin' rock. It ain't half fair, man!

:O:
I thought they said this was just another bug hunt?!

[TLAM Strike]

I thought they said this was just another bug hunt?!

How do I get out of this chicken **** outfit?

[Oberon]

http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/sg1_season8/802-NewOrderPart2/screencaps/normal_sg1_802_1085.JPG
"Who's your daddy?!!"

[frau kaleun]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/cleptic_monkey/Arachnophobia.png

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3065/m56smartgun.jpg

Keep an eye on those motion trackers...

[frau kaleun]

"Who's your daddy?!!"

I'm callin' this guy:

http://www.inthenews.co.uk/photo/help-at-hand-for-arachnophobes-$7032447$300.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/sg1_season8/802-NewOrderPart2/screencaps/normal_sg1_802_1085.JPG
"Who's your daddy?!!"

You had to bring up Stargate didn't you?

(John is staring up at the ceiling.)
SHEPPARD: Alien.
(Rodney glances up at the ceiling nervously.)
SHEPPARD: The movie, "Alien." They used the air shafts when they over-ran the ship.
McKAY: And then they systematically killed the entire crew one by one. Thank you for bringing that up.
SHEPPARD: They didn't kill `em *all*.




KELLER (to Teyla): It was terrifying. There you were with this disgusting alien bug crawling out of your stomach, and Colonel Sheppard was acting like it was the coolest thing he’d ever seen.
DEX: That sounds like that movie.
KELLER: Yeah, “Alien.” Have you seen it?
TEYLA: Colonel Sheppard speaks of it often.
McKAY: I still remember the first time I saw it. (He grimaces.) Certainly did not think it was cool.
KELLER: One time in med school, I made the mistake of confiding to my partner in biology class that it had caused my all-time worst nightmares. He actually planted a live snake inside a cadaver I was working on.
McKAY: Well, I never saw it as a kid – I knew from the poster it was gonna be too scary. No, I was sixteen when a neighbourhood theatre had a horror revival festival. I thought, great: date, movie; so, uh, Jocelyn Rutger, third period science – bit of a geek, but she had a great, um ... (He holds up his hands in front of him, then looks at Teyla and changes his mind.) ... Anyway – um, you know how girls get all, uh, scared, curl up on your shoulder?
TEYLA: Your planet has some truly strange rituals.
McKAY: Anyway, I eat when I get nervous.
DEX (sarcastically): Really? I hadn’t noticed.
McKAY: Mmm. So, very tense, working like a charm, Jocelyn’s all freaked out beside me, I’m packing away the Goobers and the popcorn ... and then the alien bursts out of John Hurt.
TEYLA (sighing): You didn’t?
McKAY: Mmm. Puked all over her.
DEX (grinning): I have got to see this movie!

[Oberon]

:har::har::har:

Damn, I love the writing of SG-1 and Atlantis :up:

[AVGWarhawk]

Well there was snakes on a plane. I guess we have spider on a boat.

[krashkart]

Well there was snakes on a plane. I guess we have spider on a boat.

What we don't have yet are crocs on a unicycle. :hmmm:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q184/MastaChief34/Epicwin/X4jaqo.gif

EVERYTHING.:o

[STEED]

We need someone with balls to do the job, these guys look right for the part.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050712195003/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/9/9a/Terran-Empire-Insignia.jpg/180px-Terran-Empire-Insignia.jpg

http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/f/fic-terr2.gif

[Sailor Steve]

(John is staring up at the ceiling.)
SHEPPARD: Alien.
(Rodney glances up at the ceiling nervously.)
SHEPPARD: The movie, "Alien." They used the air shafts when they over-ran the ship.
McKAY: And then they systematically killed the entire crew one by one. Thank you for bringing that up.
SHEPPARD: They didn't kill `em *all*.
Arthur C. Clarke, 2010 (the book, scene was left out of the movie). When they first board the Discovery, of course the ship is empty and big and dark. One of the crew says "Whatever you do, don't go chasing after the ship's cat."

Another replies "Oh maaaaan. I really wish they hadn't put that movie in our ship's library!"

[TLAM Strike]

Arthur C. Clarke, 2010 (the book, scene was left out of the movie). When they first board the Discovery, of course the ship is empty and big and dark. One of the crew says "Whatever you do, don't go chasing after the ship's cat."

Another replies "Oh maaaaan. I really wish they hadn't put that movie in our ship's library!" hahaha. Yep read that one! Knew exactly the movie Clarke was talking about. :yeah:

We need someone with balls to do the job, these guys look right for the part.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050712195003/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/9/9a/Terran-Empire-Insignia.jpg/180px-Terran-Empire-Insignia.jpg

http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/f/fic-terr2.gif

BEST STAR TREK EVER! Seriously!

See this version of the opening credits?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PccZebZKF9E

[krashkart]

See this version of the opening credits?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PccZebZKF9E

Oooo very nice. :yeah: