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papa_smurf
07-07-10, 01:12 PM
Got this from Stephen Fry on twitter, talk about yanks not knowing basic geography:har:
http://bit.ly/99W0vH

AVGWarhawk
07-07-10, 01:14 PM
Must be a blond getting graphics together. :DL

razark
07-07-10, 01:17 PM
Yeah, that's clearly wrong.

The label is in North Africa!

Fincuan
07-07-10, 01:18 PM
Hehe :haha:

Here's something similar from Finland. Notice anything weird about the logo?
http://static.stara.fi/uutiskuvat/tulosruutu01072010.png
Pic source (http://www.stara.fi/2010/07/02/tulosruudussa-nolo-moka-rynnakkokivaari-futislogossa/)

papa_smurf
07-07-10, 01:19 PM
Must be a blond getting graphics together. :DL
Or a blonde intern....

Betonov
07-07-10, 01:21 PM
Hehe :haha:

Here's something similar from Finland. Notice anything weird about the logo?
http://static.stara.fi/uutiskuvat/tulosruutu01072010.png
Pic source (http://www.stara.fi/2010/07/02/tulosruudussa-nolo-moka-rynnakkokivaari-futislogossa/)
Looks like a Sturmgewehr-44 :D:D

Jimbuna
07-07-10, 01:30 PM
Must be a blond getting graphics together. :DL

LOL :DL

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. :O:

krashkart
07-07-10, 01:35 PM
They clearly got the region wrong. That's Florida for christsake! Who said North Africa?? :stare::O:

Weiss Pinguin
07-07-10, 01:39 PM
They clearly got the region wrong. That's Florida for christsake! Who said North Africa?? :stare::O:
You doof, that's obviously Alaska :stare:

Buddahaid
07-07-10, 01:43 PM
Ain't it grate we is so flush wez kan piss away a free edgikashun!

Betonov
07-07-10, 01:48 PM
LOL :DL

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. :O:
Europe is a country ??? :06:
I didnt know that, my neighbour doesn't know that, my father doesn't know that.... oh god, you're right :oops::oops:

back to school :know::know:

Platapus
07-07-10, 04:49 PM
LOL :DL

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. :O:

A classic! :yeah:

Snestorm
07-07-10, 11:37 PM
Must be a blond getting graphics together. :DL

He doesn't look very blonde to me.

Dowly
07-08-10, 02:27 AM
He doesn't look very blonde to me.

Since when the news anchors make the graphics? :O:

Snestorm
07-08-10, 02:31 AM
Since when the news anchors make the graphics? :O:

Has he not two eyes to see with?

He is the only visible member of the news group, therefore he is the subject of discussion, without conjuncturing.

Dowly
07-08-10, 02:37 AM
Has he not two eyes to see with?

He is the only visible member of the news group, therefore he is the subject of discussion, without conjuncturing.

:hmmm:


I'm right and you're stupid!


*runs away*

Snestorm
07-08-10, 02:55 AM
:hmmm:


I'm right and you're stupid!


*runs away*

Well, at least I didn't get kicked where it hurts, before your departure.

What'll you have, Tuborg or Carlsberg?
(We'll put it on Brag's tab. Shhhh.)

Dowly
07-08-10, 03:52 AM
Carlsberg than you very much.

Snestorm
07-08-10, 04:11 AM
Carlsberg than you very much.

2 Carlsbergs. Thank's for choosing my favorite.

Gerald
07-08-10, 06:05 AM
Well, at least I didn't get kicked where it hurts, before your departure.

What'll you have, Tuborg or Carlsberg?
(We'll put it on Brag's tab. Shhhh.) Are we talking about %,avoid the "subject" is against amusement,in utilization without any expenditure.

onelifecrisis
07-08-10, 06:22 AM
LOL :DL

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world. :O:

It's a known fact that 50% of Americans have below-average intelligence! :up:

thorn69
07-08-10, 06:32 AM
It's a known fact that 50% of Americans have below-average intelligence! :up:

Hey now!:stare:

Well at least it's better intelligence than what UBISoft Romania programmed into SH5! :shifty:

TarJak
07-08-10, 07:01 AM
Huh! you guys from the Northern Hemisphere have no idea about the right way up yet!:D

http://flourish.org/upsidedownmap/mcarthur-large.jpg

Gerald
07-08-10, 07:11 AM
Huh! you guys from the Northern Hemisphere have no idea about the right way up yet!:D

http://flourish.org/upsidedownmap/mcarthur-large.jpg

one drink. :haha:

onelifecrisis
07-08-10, 07:28 AM
Good one TarJak :haha:

razark
07-08-10, 08:15 AM
It's a known fact that 50% of Americans have below-average intelligence! :up:
For my fellow Americans, that translates to almost half.
:know:

frau kaleun
07-08-10, 09:21 AM
For my fellow Americans, that translates to almost half.
:know:

There are 3 kinds of people in America. Those who can do math, and those who can't.

Jimbuna
07-08-10, 10:23 AM
Statistically, five quarters of American people don't understand fractions.

Sailor Steve
07-08-10, 10:45 AM
I'm right and you're stupid!
I'll expect my royalty check by the 15th.

Dowly
07-08-10, 11:19 AM
I'll expect my royalty check by the 15th.

Is cooooming. :DL

TLAM Strike
07-08-10, 12:11 PM
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2294/1444.jpg

:rock:

frau kaleun
07-08-10, 12:15 PM
Heh.

They once tried to do a story on Their Arse but they couldn't find it on the map.

razark
07-08-10, 12:33 PM
Heh.

They once tried to do a story on Their Arse but they couldn't find it on the map.
Arse appears to be in France. (Insert your own joke here.)
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8204/arse.jpg

frau kaleun
07-08-10, 12:35 PM
Arse appears to be in France. (Insert your own joke here.)


I clicked on the "Directions" link. Apparently it takes both hands and a flashlight to get there.

AVGWarhawk
07-08-10, 12:39 PM
I clicked on the "Directions" link. Apparently it takes both hands and a flashlight to get there.

I use a funnel and flashlight. I can find my arse with those two items. :DL

UnderseaLcpl
07-08-10, 01:11 PM
I like this thread:DL

papa_smurf
07-08-10, 01:12 PM
What have I created?!?! Its got a life of it own.....

(insert Frankenstien references)

Weiss Pinguin
07-08-10, 01:38 PM
What have I created?!?! Its got a life of it own.....

(insert Frankenstien references)
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/9128/itsalive.jpg

krashkart
07-08-10, 04:21 PM
Statistically, five quarters of American people don't understand fractions.

We understand fractions quite well. For example, everyone in America knows that the San Andreas Fault is a fraction in Jupiter's crust. :know:



Also, there are three-quarters to the US dollar. :yep:

frau kaleun
07-08-10, 04:30 PM
What have I created?!?! Its got a life of it own.....

(insert Frankenstien references)

It's pronounced FRONK-en-shteen!

Platapus
07-08-10, 04:40 PM
http://flourish.org/upsidedownmap/mcarthur-large.jpg

I had a geography teacher in high school who had his maps like this. As he pointed out, setting North on top is only a convention.

It sure gave us an interesting "perspective" on geography. :yeah:

Platapus
07-08-10, 04:41 PM
There are 3 kinds of people in America. Those who can do math, and those who can't.

Statistically, five quarters of American people don't understand fractions.

What is sad is that despite all the money we spend on education, almost half of our children are still below average. :damn:

Platapus
07-08-10, 04:43 PM
It's pronounced FRONK-en-shteen!

Do you also say "Froaderick"?

frau kaleun
07-08-10, 04:46 PM
Do you also say "Froaderick"?

Why do you ask, Eyegor?

Platapus
07-08-10, 04:51 PM
Why do you ask, Eyegor?

Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?

:D

frau kaleun
07-08-10, 05:12 PM
Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?

:D

You know, I'm quite a gifted surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump.

Gerald
07-08-10, 05:12 PM
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2294/1444.jpg

:rock: Hard to explain, :hmmm:

MH
07-08-10, 05:14 PM
:oops:

Americans are NOT stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&feature=related

Mean no offence....its just funny.

thorn69
07-08-10, 06:05 PM
At least in America criminals don't get a personal choice on life or death whereas in England you get the choice between cake or death! :haha:

CAKE OR DEATH!?! Cake please! :-?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFyuhTwi_OE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY&feature=related


And it's pronounced "erb" here in America NOT "Herb"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJQsvoY6VU

TLAM Strike
07-08-10, 06:15 PM
At least in America criminals don't get a personal choice on life or death whereas in England you get the choice between cake or death! :haha:

CAKE OR DEATH!?! Cake please! :-?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFyuhTwi_OE

I'll take Cake as well... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KmB8Laemg&feature=related)

:O:

Sailor Steve
07-08-10, 06:28 PM
:oops:

Americans are NOT stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&feature=related

Mean no offence....its just funny.
None taken.

Because neither are the British.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4&feature=related

Nor the Germans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONCrE4IoSsY&feature=channel

AVGWarhawk
07-08-10, 06:30 PM
You know, I'm quite a gifted surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump.


What hump?

Yes...Abby something....Abby Normal...that's it.

Platapus
07-08-10, 06:50 PM
You know, I'm quite a gifted surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump.

What hump?

Yes...Abby something....Abby Normal...that's it.

Well, yeah, what he said. :stare:

Sailor Steve
07-08-10, 06:52 PM
To the lumberyard!

Platapus
07-08-10, 07:03 PM
Three syllable word

Sed

Sed a

Sed a give!

Give him a sedagive!

Task Force
07-09-10, 09:17 AM
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2294/1444.jpg

:rock:
Aww.. the swiss lost there mountains... but gained the Czech Republic. Or did they annex them... like those evil germans in 38.

(well, actualy, hmm now that I think of it, teh Czech Republic wasnt the Czech Republic but just czechoslovakia)

Pisces
07-09-10, 09:53 AM
Aww.. the swiss lost there mountains... but gained the Czech Republic. Or did they annex them... like those evil germans in 38.

(well, actualy, hmm now that I think of it, teh Czech Republic wasnt the Czech Republic but just czechoslovakia)No, you're closer than you think. Czechoslovakia separated into the Czech Republic and Slovakia some years ago. They are now seperate countries.

Sailor Steve
07-09-10, 02:18 PM
So it's still Czechoslovakia, but with a split personality?

onelifecrisis
07-09-10, 06:22 PM
So it's still Czechoslovakia, but with a split personality?

No, it had the split personality when it was Czechoslovakia. Now it's back to being two separate people. :)

Sailor Steve
07-09-10, 08:37 PM
No, it had the split personality when it was Czechoslovakia. Now it's back to being two separate people. :)
Oh. Sorry. We were a little confused. :doh: :doh:

onelifecrisis
07-10-10, 04:56 AM
Oh. Sorry. We were a little confused. :doh: :doh:

I'm just waiting to see what happens when Czech and Slovak realize that they still love each other and have makeup sex.

TarJak
07-10-10, 05:15 AM
I'm just waiting to see what happens when Czech and Slovak realize that they still love each other and have makeup sex.
Eeeww! You know they are related don't you? :D

krashkart
07-10-10, 10:39 AM
I'm just waiting to see what happens when Czech and Slovak realize that they still love each other and have makeup sex.

A population spike. :yep: