Get tough on trolls week.

[Onkel Neal]

Yep, for those lucky few who have been getting 4~5 BPRs a week for months and months, your forum cred has now hit zero, and your account is now suspended. I am sure there are a lot of people who are really tired of the infantile baiting and trolling.

Anyone on the fence, I would suggest trying to look for common gorund with the rest of the members, and chill for a while.

Neal

[Weiss Pinguin]

Well I for one won't be complaining :yep:

[Gerald]

:agree:

[antikristuseke]

God damn it, I'm safe:nope:

[GoldenRivet]

4~5 BPRs

What is that? :06:

thx

[d@rk51d3]

Bad Post Reports.............. I assume? :06:

[aergistal]

What is that? :06:

thx
Brief Psychiatric Rating scale, lol :DL

Troll-abillity 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1 not present, 2 very mild, 3 mild, 4 moderate, 5 moderately severe, 6 severe, 7 extremely severe.

Now seriously, I'm curious too.

d@rk51d3: ah!

[GoldenRivet]

ahh probably right.

wonder what brought this on? I dont notice anyone has been banned :hmmm:

I doubt if i have cast a dozen BPRs against other members... and i would wager that 10 of them would be for flagrant spamming (cell phone sales etc)

[Jimbuna]

Rgr that Neal...sounds fair to me http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[Snestorm]

Looks good from here.

[onelifecrisis]

I need 4 more people to give Skybird a BPR!! Any takers? :rotfl2:

[mighty]

It looks that I am also safe right now.

[d@rk51d3]

It looks that I am also safe right now.


REPORTED!!! :stare:





......... Just kidding. :D

[papa_smurf]

:agree:

[Oberon]

Hurrah! :salute:

[Skybird]

Brief Psychiatric Rating scale, lol :DL


:haha:

[robbo180265]

Good call Neal.

I agree completely.:up:

[Foxtrot]

I have reported Neal for this thread.

[Reece]

Has anyone tried reporting themselves?:hmmm:

[Torvald Von Mansee]

I got one warning for using a word that I didn't know was obscene.

[GoldenRivet]

so...

are we being encouraged to report "trolls" or is this some sort of warning?

sounds like he is addressing an individual or a couple of them.

maybe its lack of sleep on my part.

[Weiss Pinguin]

so...

are we being encouraged to report "trolls" or is this some sort of warning?

sounds like he is addressing an individual or a couple of them.

maybe its lack of sleep on my part.
Or he's just gotten tired of hearing about these people and decided to quiet things down for a while :hmmm:

[Bilge_Rat]

:woot:

[Betonov]

Still here :DL

how would a troll BBQ taste like, instead of banning them we should catch them

[Weiss Pinguin]

Still here :DL

how would a troll BBQ taste like, instead of banning them we should catch them
That would free up the brig for more useful purposes...

[GoldenRivet]

That would free up the brig for more useful purposes...

storage of troll BBQ and BBQ sauce :hmmm:

[Betonov]

fire up the charcoal, I'll start the sauces

now where's me favourite BIIIG knife :D

[GoldenRivet]

I am sure there are a lot of people who are really tired of the infantile baiting and trolling.


wait a minute...

how are we supposed to catch them? :o

[Betonov]

wait a minute...

how are we supposed to catch them? :o
with bait:D
(get it, baiting, bait...:hmmm:never mind)

[Gerald]

wait a minute...

how are we supposed to catch them? :o

with water and bread.....:hmmm:

[Reece]

with bait:D
(get it, baiting, bait...:hmmm:never mind)Quick, someone report this guy!:yep:

[STEED]

Don't look at me I'm busy grilling my local council and Member of Parliament. :DL

[Sailor Steve]

It looks that I am also safe right now.
Hard to be called a troll unless you post something.

WELCOME ABOARD! :sunny:

[GoldenRivet]

Hard to be called a troll unless you post something.

WELCOME ABOARD! :sunny:

he must have thought "lurker" and signed up :har:

Welcome aboard "Mighty"

[Gerald]

Hard to be called a troll unless you post something.

WELCOME ABOARD! :sunny: True!

[Jimbuna]

It looks that I am also safe right now.


Welcome http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/welcome.gif

There's plenty of time yet :DL:03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://my.ddo.com/ashurr/files/2010/04/forum-troll.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1902/129094647872186376.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/i/129094647872186376.jpg/)

[Betonov]

Quick, someone report this guy!:yep:
so bad jokes are also trolling, check :up:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1902/129094647872186376.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/i/129094647872186376.jpg/)


That pic is so much better than mine! Can't think why...:hmmm:

[les green01]

sounds good to me:yeah:

[Gerald]

It looks that I am also safe right now.

:salute:

[Platapus]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1902/129094647872186376.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/i/129094647872186376.jpg/)


Kinky. I like it! :yeah:

[Onkel Neal]

I am expecting the trolls who are suspended will be noticeable by their absence. They have not been keelhauled in the traditional sense, just placed in limbo.

[Takeda Shingen]

I am expecting the trolls who are suspended will be noticeable by their absence. They have not been keelhauled in the traditional sense, just placed in limbo.

Gasp!

http://danteworlds.laits.utexas.edu/gallery/0407sinners.jpg

[Raptor1]

No mock trial, harsh sentencing and public execution?

Ah, well, I guess this works too... :O:

[Tchocky]

http://imgur.com/aV69r.jpg

[Takeda Shingen]

:O:

[Reece]

I am expecting the trolls who are suspended will be noticeable by their absence. They have not been keelhauled in the traditional sense, just placed in limbo.
Just lately there have been quite a few Spammers as well, I've reported a few myself!:doh:

[TLAM Strike]

... just placed in limbo.

Did someone say limbo? :rock:
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1673/limbo2.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I remember when I was young and could do that...:cry:

[krashkart]

Just lately there have been quite a few Spammers as well, I've reported a few myself!:doh:

I'd almost report Reece on the grounds of not being on common ground, as he is in fact on Australian ground. :O:

[Lord_magerius]

Just look under bridges, that's where they hide :D

[Weiss Pinguin]

I remember when I was young and could do that...:cry:
Pffft, you never looked half that good ;)

[Reece]

I remember when I was young and could do that...:cry:Gee! were you young once?:hmmm:
I'd almost report Reece on the grounds of not being on common ground, as he is in fact on Australian ground. :O:Don't rub it in!!:doh::DL

[NeonSamurai]

I remember when I was young and could do that...:cry:

... man I really need to get my head out of the gutter.

[TarJak]

I'd almost report Reece on the grounds of not being on common ground, as he is in fact on Australian ground. :O:
A common misconception is that Australia in not common ground, however I think you'll find it is part of the Commonwealth and therefore commoners are far more common than the less common royalty.:88)

[Sailor Steve]

Pffft, you never looked half that good ;)
Did I say I did? I did not. Say that, that is. I said what I said and that's all that I said.

I'm Stevie the long-time-ago ex-sailor-man!

Toot Toot!

[Sailor Steve]

Gee! were you young once?:hmmm:
I can show pictures, but they're so old I can't prove it's me any more. :cry:

[Sailor Steve]

A common misconception is that Australia in not common ground, however I think you'll find it is part of the Commonwealth and therefore commoners are far more common than the less common royalty.:88)
I see you've been studying my manual on obfuscation. :|\\

[Jimbuna]

I can show pictures, but they're so old I can't prove it's me any more. :cry:

LOL :DL

[robbo180265]

I remember when I was young and could do that...:cry:


... man I really need to get my head out of the gutter.


:har::har:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I remember when I was young and could do that...:cry:

What? Are you so old you can no longer hold a stick whilst some nice young lady shimmies underneath it? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

What? Are you so old you can no longer hold a stick whilst some nice young lady shimmies underneath it? :hmmm:


Correct :smug:

[Weiss Pinguin]

... man I really need to get my head out of the gutter.
LOL

[frau kaleun]

I remember when I was young and could do that...:cry:

You could hold up a stick? WOW!

[SteamWake]

Sorry dident read the whole thread been away ... but how do you know what your 'bpr' count is?

[NeonSamurai]

You don't.

You really have to make a royal pest of yourself to get on the troll list, and you will generally get several warnings to behave first (public post, pm, or infractions).

[Jimbuna]

Sorry dident read the whole thread been away ... but how do you know what your 'bpr' count is?


Yours should currently stand at one, unless someone has reported you after I have :DL

:03:

[Sailor Steve]

Make that two. He's in big trouble now.

The first rule of BPR is that there is no BPR.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Sorry didn't read the whole thread been away ... but how do you know what your 'bpr' count is?

Notwithstanding Jim and Steve's chenanigans, if you've posted over twelve and a half thousand times, and still here, then I doubt you've got anything to worry about! :yeah:

[aergistal]

Judging from the following picture we might have more trolls on subsim than we thought:

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5351/642pxjohnbauer1915.jpg

They sure had better goals in 1915.

[nikimcbee]

Did I miss anything? I've been at my Civil War thingy for the last 4 days?

[Jimbuna]

Did I miss anything? I've been at my Civil War thingy for the last 4 days?


Which side won, yours or the Americans? :DL

[nikimcbee]

Which side won, yours or the Americans? :DL

Artillery whupped some A@@ this weekend, as we had 12 cannons on the field!:o:woot::rock:(7 heavy guns, 5 mountain howitzers). The union infantry whined about it, but oh well.:har: (The union infantry is a bunch of whiny primadonnas):haha:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Artillery whupped some A@@ this weekend, as we had 12 cannons on the field!:o:woot::rock:(7 heavy guns, 5 mountain howitzers). The union infantry whined about it, but oh well.:har: (The union infantry is a bunch of whiny primadonnas):haha:
Any pics? that sounds awesome :DL

[nikimcbee]

Any pics? that sounds awesome :DL

Took a few. I'll post them when I get off work.:D

[TarJak]

I see you've been studying my manual on obfuscation. :|\\
I find manual obfuscation far too old fashioned and prefer automatic obfuscation.:D

@Niki, Where you standing on a box when you took the pictures this time?:D We don't want to see pictures of peoples knees again.

[nikimcbee]

Good thing this wasn't about " Get tough on thread hijackers.":o
http://www.indyaplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/terrortist-in-pakistan.jpg

[TarJak]

Good thing this wasn't about " Get tough on thread hijackers.":o
http://www.indyaplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/terrortist-in-pakistan.jpg

Hey when did the union infantry start carrying AK's? What what is in that crock pot that guy towards the back is holding? An IED, (Indigestible Explosive Dhal)?

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak Akhbar!

[Castout]

Now I know what those intriguing exclamation blue buttons are for!

Been clicking that for weeks as curiosity got into me :rotfl2:

Thought I was kudoing people you know giving them thumbs up

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wonder if I can report my own posts:hmmm:

Let's see, shall we?

edit- As it turns out, you can report your own posts. I wouldn't recommend anyone else trying it as it is liable to get really old, really fast.

[Castout]

I wonder if I can report my own posts:hmmm:

Let's see, shall we?

I'll help you :D

[Takeda Shingen]

I wouldn't recommend anyone else trying it as it is liable to get really old, really fast.

Yes. :D We've thrown guys in the brig for abusing it. Don't worry, it is not sudden, and we'll warn you if you're crossing the line.

Still, it's not the strangest thing that I have ever seen on SubSim.

[Weiss Pinguin]

edit- As it turns out, you can report your own posts. I wouldn't recommend anyone else trying it as it is liable to get really old, really fast.
So we should do it for you then?

[Oberon]

Good old fashioned cannons, can't beat them. :yeah:

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/4780/hpim3144.jpg

[TarJak]

Good old fashioned cannons, can't beat them. :yeah:

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/4780/hpim3144.jpg
Not with a stick that size you can't.:D

[TLAM Strike]

Hey when did the union infantry start carrying AK's? What what is in that crock pot that guy towards the back is holding? An IED, (Indigestible Explosive Dhal)?

Don't you know anything? Its an EFP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosively_formed_penetrator): Enjoyable Food Pot... :O:

[krashkart]

Good old fashioned cannons, can't beat them. :yeah:

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/4780/hpim3144.jpg


Why settle for just any old cannon? Buy a Dardanelles Gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dardanelles_Gun) today and enjoy siege warfare at a leisurely pace of 15 rounds per day! :yeah:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Dardanelles_Gun_Turkish_Bronze_15c.png

*jingle*
Darda-nelles Gun!
Darda-nelles Gun!
Impress your neighbors
with 18 tons of fun!
*jingle*

[FIREWALL]

Why settle for just any old cannon? Buy a Dardanelles Gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dardanelles_Gun) today and enjoy siege warfare at a leisurely pace of 15 rounds per day! :yeah:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Dardanelles_Gun_Turkish_Bronze_15c.png

*jingle*
Darda-nelles Gun!
Darda-nelles Gun!
Impress your neighbors
with 18 tons of fun!
*jingle*

That thing looks like an old heat exchanger out of a refinery. :haha:

[Reece]

That thing looks like an old heat exchanger out of a refinery. :haha:I thought it looked familiar, you are correct mate!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

That thing looks like an old heat exchanger out of a refinery. :haha:

LOL....very early model :DL

[TarJak]

Don't you know anything? Its an EFP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosively_formed_penetrator): Enjoyable Food Pot... :O:
Wel played sir!:salute:

@Jim, you should take up jingle writing professionally. That one is really catchy. :D

[krashkart]

That thing looks like an old heat exchanger out of a refinery. :haha:

If only my Ford had been built that tough. :DL

[UnderseaLcpl]

If only my Ford had been built that tough. :DL

Oh, I'm sorry. Your Ford is only built "Ford Tough". It costs extra to upgrade it to real tough. May I interest you in our preferred customer training program? It will make you "Army Strong". :D

[krashkart]

Oh, I'm sorry. Your Ford is only built "Ford Tough". It costs extra to upgrade it to real tough. May I interest you in our preferred customer training program? It will make you "Army Strong". :D

Nope. ;)

[TLAM Strike]

May I interest you in our preferred customer training program? It will make you "Army Strong". :D I tried that to accelerate my life but I washed out because I aim high... :O:

[Weiss Pinguin]

I tried that to accelerate my life but I washed out because I aim high... :O:
Just remember, it's not science fiction, it's just what they do in slick TV spots ;)

[Reece]

http://marketmynovel.com/images/Dont-Feed-the-Trolls.png

[Jimbuna]

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5074/trollsprayxj41.jpg

[Reece]

^ Oh no! Jim is pointing that at me!:o I must be a troll!!... Noooo!!:wah:

[Betonov]

Me toooo !!!!!! :o
I'm outta here

[Weiss Pinguin]

Well I'm not scared of his sill-

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/9468/347256739613672d47b1.jpg

[JScones]

Yep, for those lucky few who have been getting 4~5 BPRs a week for months and months...
:o I hope you exclude all the BPRs I make against my own posts when I want a mod's attention!

[Takeda Shingen]

Well I'm not scared of his sill-

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/9468/347256739613672d47b1.jpg

Raiders of the Lost Arc.

[TLAM Strike]

Raiders of the Lost Arc.

Arc? Didn't realize that lost the "Arc"...

Arc:
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5460/arcdetriomphepicture.jpg (http://img208.imageshack.us/i/arcdetriomphepicture.jpg/)

I think you meant...

Ark:
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9993/arko.jpg (http://img443.imageshack.us/i/arko.jpg/)

[frau kaleun]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5460/arcdetriomphepicture.jpg (http://img208.imageshack.us/i/arcdetriomphepicture.jpg/)

I think you meant L'Arch.

Not to be confused with

http://voices.gr/wp-content/uploads/TheLarch2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

:o I hope you exclude all the BPRs I make against my own posts when I want a mod's attention!

I thought we were doing okay without the need for 'self-help'? :DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

I think you meant L'Arch.

Not to be confused with

http://voices.gr/wp-content/uploads/TheLarch2.jpg
Which is not to be confused with a

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/willow/lark-info0.gif

[Takeda Shingen]

Thank you, TLAM Strike. I didn't realize that '...' constituted proper grammar.

[Sailor Steve]

lulz



ARC!
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/11371/detail/

That'd fry the skin off your face too!

[JScones]

I thought we were doing okay without the need for 'self-help'? :DL
Well, it has been a bit quiet lately.

Self-help every now and then has never hurt anyone. ;):haha:

[Jimbuna]

Well, it has been a bit quiet lately.

Self-help every now and then has never hurt anyone. ;):haha:

Oh I'm not too sure about that....I'm wearing glasses in front of the pooter these days :DL

[TarJak]

Well, it has been a bit quiet lately.

Self-help every now and then has never hurt anyone. ;):haha:

Oh I'm not too sure about that....I'm wearing glasses in front of the pooter these days :DL
Jim you need stronger glasses. He wrote self help, you read self abuse...:03:

[Jimbuna]

Jim you need stronger glasses. He wrote self help, you read self abuse...:03:


Either....like em both :DL

[Reece]

Too late for the strong glasses TarJak!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0ZTUhw9_IiQ/SbRkjJEEYTI/AAAAAAAAA0M/lNpAXzH_2UU/s400/Soria+Moria.jpg
Meet - Mrs Jimbuna Troll!

[Jimbuna]

WTF!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

I'd rather pick my eyes out with a cocktail stick :DL

[CaptainHaplo]

I'm just glad I wasn't one of the trolls.....

[Biggles]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5460/arcdetriomphepicture.jpg (http://img208.imageshack.us/i/arcdetriomphepicture.jpg/)

I think you meant L'Arch.

Not to be confused with

http://voices.gr/wp-content/uploads/TheLarch2.jpg

Just to be sure you can really identify the tree, here is an instruction video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRKVXG3DV-I&feature=related