Twinkies Exposed

[krashkart]

Fun with radiology. A technician investigates the ages old question: what does the inside of a Twinkie look like? :DL

http://orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=16837

[Schroeder]

Nice....especially when one knows that hospitals charge around 800€ for a single CT over here (though the costs are covered by the health insurance).:shifty:

But funny nonetheless.:DL

[krashkart]

The scans are not cheap at all. I had one done on my brain in mid-2001.

Anyway, as I read further into that thread I discovered that the author tests the equipment:

I had it down for scheduled maintenance. It's normal to do a quickie scan or 2 to check performance and image quality before it goes back for clinical use. This way you're absolutely sure it's working right before using on actual patients. Normally they just scan air or the table itself. But this was more fun http://orbiter-forum.com/images/smilies/smile2.gif

Anyone want a slightly used radioactive Twinkie?


He can keep the Twinkie. :haha:

[TLAM Strike]

Fun with radiology. A technician investigates the ages old question: what does the inside of a Twinkie look like? :DL

http://orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=16837

http://i336.photobucket.com/albums/n350/TimRingo/spock_fascinating.jpg

I had one done on my brain in mid-2001.

I assume the doctors were unable to locate it? :O:

[krashkart]

I assume the doctors were unable to locate it? :O:

Locate what? :06::O:

[Sailor Steve]

Locate what? :06::O:
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

[Jimbuna]

I guess he's now got a glow in the dark twinkie :DL

[papa_smurf]

I guess he's now got a glow in the dark twinkie :DL

Not quite, thats for the next experiment: Twinke + Nuclear reactor = ?

[TLAM Strike]

Not quite, thats for the next experiment: Twinke + Nuclear reactor = ?

= ... warp drive! :rock:
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9748/292pxwarpcoreenterprise.jpg (http://img534.imageshack.us/i/292pxwarpcoreenterprise.jpg/)

[krashkart]

:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

= ... warp drive! :rock:


Or at least an end to tooth decay :DL

[Sailor Steve]

He can keep the Twinkie. :haha:
Why? All that kind of radiation does is kill any tiny living thing it hits. That's one of the left's biggest fallacies: irradiation of food, especially meat, would be the best thing that could be done for the populace. It only kills the germs and bugs, and then it's gone. No trace.

I'll take those twinkies. :sunny:

[krashkart]

Why? All that kind of radiation does is kill any tiny living thing it hits. That's one of the left's biggest fallacies: irradiation of food, especially meat, would be the best thing that could be done for the populace. It only kills the germs and bugs, and then it's gone. No trace.

I'll take those twinkies. :sunny:

Be my guest. :DL It's not the radiation I was concerned about, it's that the cream filling lacks tritium content. I'm not only a Subsim zombie, I am a nuclear Subsim zombie. :up:

[Sailor Steve]

Be my guest. :DL It's not the radiation I was concerned about, it's that the cream filling lacks tritium content. I'm not only a Subsim zombie, I am a nuclear Subsim zombie. :up:
Oh your objection wasn't to radiation, but to the twinkie itself. Well, as a longtime consumer of Hostess products, all I can say is...

Uhhh...

Mmmm....

Well.....

What were we talking about?

[TLAM Strike]

Why? All that kind of radiation does is kill any tiny living thing it hits. That's one of the left's biggest fallacies: irradiation of food, especially meat, would be the best thing that could be done for the populace. It only kills the germs and bugs, and then it's gone. No trace.

I'll take those twinkies. :sunny:

It doesn't kill them it sterilizes them so if you are eat a tainted product you won't get very sick since the bacteria can't bred and spread in your digestive system.

I just took my Level 2 Food Service Course and that was one of the things taught.

[krashkart]

Oh your objection wasn't to radiation, but to the twinkie itself. Well, as a longtime consumer of Hostess products, all I can say is...

Uhhh...

Mmmm....

Well.....

What were we talking about?

:rotfl2:

[FIREWALL]

SCAN !!! It's a SCAM !!! TWINKIE DEFENCE !!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense

[TLAM Strike]

Why has no one posted this classic clip yet? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V13CZnUCOaQ) :O:

[Blacklight]

You beat me to the post ! I was going to post about the Twinkie thing as soon as I spotted it at the Orbiter forum ! :DL

[krashkart]

You beat me to the post ! I was going to post about the Twinkie thing as soon as I spotted it at the Orbiter forum ! :DL

:har:

Early bird gets the worm. :DL

[Reece]

The scans are not cheap at all. I had one done on my brain in mid-2001.
Did they find anything or was it just empty expanse of space?:hmmm:

[krashkart]

Did they find anything or was it just empty expanse of space?:hmmm:

They determined that there was a powerful force in there, but I couldn't follow what they were discussing. Something about "so dense that light bends around him" or some such medical nonsense. Them doctors are a strange bunch, Reece. Stay clear of them. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Did they find anything or was it just empty expanse of space?:hmmm:
I assumed he'd stolen yours. :rotfl2:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1435088&postcount=4

[Reece]

They determined that there was a powerful force in there, but I couldn't follow what they were discussing. Something about "so dense that light bends around him" or some such medical nonsense. Them doctors are a strange bunch, Reece. Stay clear of them. :O::haha: I'll take your word for it!:yep:

[U-104]

"so dense that light bends around him"

no doubt.:p2: jk;)

[Sailor Steve]

:har:

Early bird gets the worm. :DL
So, who gets the twinkie?

[krashkart]

So, who gets the twinkie?

I thought you did. Where did that twinkie go anyway? *looks around*

The Morlocks took it! :o

[Reece]

The Morlocks took it! :oOh no!! Not the dreaded Morlocks!:eek:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Who spent money on this?:stare:

[Sailor Steve]

Oh no!! Not the dreaded Morlocks!:eek:
Or was it the Mordred dreadlocks?

[frau kaleun]

Or was it the Mordred dreadlocks?

"Dat's right, Artur mon. I be your son."

[Reece]

"Dat's right, Artur mon. I be your son."And all this time I thought you were a woman?:hmmm:

[krashkart]

And all this time I thought you were a woman?:hmmm:

And she/he dubs the frequencies. :yep:

[Sailor Steve]

"Dat's right, Artur mon. I be your son."
:rotfl2:

"What? You don't look a thing like..."

"'Member dat visit to Kingston?"

[nikimcbee]

looks like something I work on...:D

[nikimcbee]

Atleast your over your split pea soup phase.:har:

[nikimcbee]

not you dummy...
nude twinki?
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj6/stymie1224/Twiki.jpg

[krashkart]

Atleast your over your split pea soup phase.:har:

Am I? Mwhahahaha! :D

[nikimcbee]

whachyoutalkinbout Krashkart!?!
Dis ain't no twinkie!
http://jeffpearlman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/buck_rogers-30_1102984129.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

whachyoutalkinbout Krashkart!?!
Dis ain't no twinkie!
http://jeffpearlman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/buck_rogers-30_1102984129.jpg

... that's like the Dr. Who episode from hell... :o

[nikimcbee]

Nobody move! This is a thread hijack!
This is now the 80's retro robot thread!
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/5/633745722279613810-BidiBidiBidi.jpg

http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/rono5.jpg

http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2006/04/voltron.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/23/633523686822893405-ThesearethedroidsyourelookingforStarWars.jpg


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/20/128664360402399282.jpg

http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tomy_verbot.jpg

[Reece]

Quick guys! Niki is having a break down! Call the guys with the white jackets!
http://stylishcorpse.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/straitjacket_new1.jpg

[nikimcbee]

whachyoutalkinbout Reece?
http://jeffpearlman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/buck_rogers-30_1102984129.jpg

[krashkart]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=2474

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2296

:O:

[Reece]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=258&pictureid=2296

:O:
Oh no! Not spam!:damn:

[Jimbuna]

Quick guys! Niki is having a break down! Call the guys with the white jackets!
http://stylishcorpse.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/straitjacket_new1.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FebFCfbHpfM/R6UfYCyZJnI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Rv3p9pMCFBE/s400/crazy_man_straight_jacket_lg_wht.gif

[Jimbuna]

Atleast your over your split pea soup phase.:har:

Bring on the beans....

http://www.bradruggles.com/images/beans3-20080826-084231.jpg

[Reece]

Oh that is so disgusting Jim!! Think I'm gonna puke!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7y_eZOp4oYY/SOV50an68uI/AAAAAAAAAE4/7-vNnRq5mdM/s400/funny-pictures-puke-kitty-11x.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Ya soft bugga :DL

[TLAM Strike]

Nobody move! This is a thread hijack!
This is now the 80's retro robot thread!


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/23/633523686822893405-ThesearethedroidsyourelookingforStarWars.jpg






Star Wars Episode IV was 1977. :down:

[Platapus]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/23/633523686822893405-ThesearethedroidsyourelookingforStarWars.jpg





Star Wars Episode IV was 1977. :down:

Ouch. Good one! :yeah:

damn that was a long time ago. Sigh.

[Sailor Steve]

And I was alread well into adulthood when I saw it opening day. :cry:

[krashkart]

And I was alread well into adulthood when I saw it opening day. :cry:

I was barely a year old. :nope:

[frau kaleun]

Ouch. Good one! :yeah:

damn that was a long time ago. Sigh.

You know, if bits of what appear to be the Lars homestead weren't visible at the edge of that picture, I'd be willing to assume that it could be the droids when they returned to Tatooine to help rescue Han from Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi, which would put you safely in the '80s.

Barring that unlikely possibility: '80s Reference FAIL. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

You do know what really happened on Tatooine, don't you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MMAoOPa0Pg

[TLAM Strike]

You know, if bits of what appear to be the Lars homestead weren't visible at the edge of that picture, I'd be willing to assume that it could be the droids when they returned to Tatooine to help rescue Han from Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi, which would put you safely in the '80s.

Barring that unlikely possibility: '80s Reference FAIL. :O:
If you look closely R2 has the ring of dirt from when he was given a Restraining bolt by the Jawas that Luke then removed in ANH.

R2 didn't get a restraining bolt from Jabba's hench-droid in RotJ like C-3PO did so no dirt ring thus it can't have been from that film.

And I was alread well into adulthood when I saw it opening day. :cry:
I thought you saw it all first hand...

... a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

:O:

[Reece]

http://www.techday.co.nz/assets/static/images/news_image/moron-thumb-300x399-194.jpg
I love Twinkies, they're good for you!

[thorn69]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-dog-pictures-thot-twinkie.jpg?w=500&h=344

[Jimbuna]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/9000/Twinkies--9134.jpg

[TarJak]

http://a2.vox.com/6a00c225203c208fdb00c225226f2a8fdb-500pi
Your perfect match with a compatability score of 2% is...
Twinkies!

[frau kaleun]

http://somebodystolemytwinkie.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/twinkie-meets-chuck.jpg

[Reece]

Mmmmm! nothing like a hot twinkie dog to get the glands to water!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3DQYsfqyuUc/SjcJ0rdE_WI/AAAAAAAAAA0/FNF30cp5cDQ/s400/twinkie+dog.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://futility.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cp.jpg