What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do With All These Constitutional Rights?

[mookiemookie]

And another thing, there are way, way too many amendments. They've got so many, they've started protecting me from stuff I might actually like. Like quartering soldiers. Are you kidding me? I can't quarter a soldier? Who doesn't like a houseguest? I've got an extra bed, and my motto is "Mi casa es su casa." Just bring a six-pack and we'll make spaghetti.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/what-the-hell-am-i-supposed-to-do-with-all-these-c,11463/

:rotfl2: Almost put this one in the "One for UnderseaLcpl" thread. :arrgh!:

[GoldenRivet]

i realize this is a joke, but i feel compelled to respond to the

"Are you kidding me? I cant quarter a soldier?" part.

of course he can voluntarily.



its just that the state cant force him to.:up:

just to avoid any confusion or mixing of words there.



love the onion BTW

[UnderseaLcpl]

Thanks to all those people out there who make sure that our third-amendment rights are not abridged:yeah:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/third-amendment-rights-group-celebrates-another-su,2296/

[Safe-Keeper]

Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-t,2214/

More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses (http://www.theonion.com/video/restoration-of-star-spangled-banner-uncovers-horri,17691/)

[Sailor Steve]

i realize this is a joke, but i feel compelled to respond to the

"Are you kidding me? I cant quarter a soldier?" part.

of course he can voluntarily.



its just that the state cant force him to.:up:

just to avoid any confusion or mixing of words there.



love the onion BTW
If we're going to pick nits, he and his friend Jerry excersize their right to Free Assembly every time they go out for breakfast. :sunny:

@ Safe-Keeper: That Francis Scott Key one is great! I love the professional singer doing those lines with a straight face.

[CaptainMattJ.]

Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-t,2214/

More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses (http://www.theonion.com/video/restoration-of-star-spangled-banner-uncovers-horri,17691/)

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

"et us rape who is left" bwhaahahahaha. thats just funny.