What is in your opinion the top 3 most awesome things in the world?

[Dowly]

As it says.... reads. :hmmm:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Why don't you start us off, Dowly:DL

[Dowly]

Naaah.

[SteamWake]

Bewbs and the internet oh and beer :haha:

[kiwi_2005]

Woman unless your gay then man,
um beer and gumboots. :DL

In other words i dont know! To many really to put it down to just 3.

[krashkart]

The usual suspects:

steak, A1 sauce, calamatta olives, busty raven haired womans, hoppy beer, good music, campfire coffee, kittehs, friendships without borders... :hmmm:

I think I missed a couple. :smug: :o Oh! You said 'Top three'. :oops:

[frau kaleun]

As it says.... reads. :hmmm:

Well I think I can guess what your top two are. :O:

[AVGWarhawk]

Me, myself and I :D

My wife and two daughters. :03:

[CaptainHaplo]

My God, my son and my daughter. The first is the first, but the 2 are equal and damned close.

[krashkart]

Well I think I can guess what your top two are. :O:

"Left" and "Right"

[ubootcomrade]

House (the tv show), a cold beer and of course, the MG-3 machine gun...I mean my loved ones. :haha:

[August]

I think there are a lot of awesome things in the world but I couldn't really give you a top three.

[Sailor Steve]

I think there are a lot of awesome things in the world but I couldn't really give you a top three.
Agreed. I was going to post my top three, but realized they were my top three right at this moment:

The sun shining through my window.

The leftover spaghetti I'm eating for breakfast as I type.

The interesting things I read here at Subsim (and the interesting people who write them).

[Lionclaw]

In no particular order.

Nature (scenery, birds, insects etc.)
Music
Astronomy

[Onkel Neal]

My, tough question, just three.

Well, three that come to mind as awesome things that I use/employ regularly. There may be more awesome things out there, but here goes:

Cell phones: I can call and receive calls from anywhere, a HUGE change from the days when I could only be reached when at home.

Motorcycles: They get better and better.

24 gas pumps with card readers: Yes, fuel is available at any time. I remember sleeping by a gas station at 3am because I had to wait for them to open so I could continue on.

[Hitman]

- Having sons (Including what leads to that :haha:)
- Beer
- Rachmaninov's Piano concert nº 2

[GoldenRivet]

if you want to know what the most awesomest things in the world are ... go here, click "battle" and vote like everyone else http://mostawesomestthingever.com/

so far, according to the voters the top 10 most awesome things in the world are:

1. Life
2. Internet
3. Oxygen
4. Music
5. A Nap
6. Physical Intimacy
7. Lasers
8. Technology
9. The Light Sabre
10. Lightning

on the other hand the top 10 most inadequate things on earth are

1. Eliot Spitzer
2. The Hills
3. Lance Bass
4. Glenn Beck
5. The IRS
6. Robert Pattinson
7. Glitter
8. Mitt Romney
9. Sanjaya malakar
10. Kevin Federline

[FIREWALL]

T&A :p2:

[frau kaleun]

"Left" and "Right"

Exactly. And if he ever finds a three-breasted woman, "Beer" will be knocked out of third place by "Center." :O:

[Dowly]

Exactly. And if he ever finds a three-breasted woman, "Beer" will be knocked out of third place by "Center." :O:

:hmmm:..........:yep:

[Arclight]

Food being delivered, can be narrowed down to the exact moment the bell rings.

Sunday on the couch with all your favorite movies.

Mount Dishalot, as long as it's not in my sink. :O:

[DarkFish]

3 - Beer (well, there's almost nothing as good as getting drunk:))

2 - Metal (metal is just great, AND you can (at least I can) get the same feeling you've got when you're tipsy by just listening to metal (making no. 3 almost redundant:O:))

1 - Friends (friends make both of the above so much easier to enjoy:D)

[Betonov]

1. a bi-sexual readhead woman
2. the ability to use my hands (great cook, great masseur and my job depends on my hands)
3. the ability to use my legs (looooooove to travel and explore)

and of course the more shallow top three :D
1. a bi-sexual readhead woman eith an excellent cleveage
2. cold beer on summer evening and hot coffee on summer morning
3. see #1+#2

[SteamWake]

Exactly. And if he ever finds a three-breasted woman, "Beer" will be knocked out of third place by "Center." :O:


Proof !!!

http://contexts.org/socimages/2008/12/06/three-breasted-women-better-than-beer/

[Alex]

I'd tend to say 1. a good health 2. love 3. friends are the greatest things in life.

[Jimbuna]

Living, family and friends.

[Raptor1]

1. Myself: Raptor1, by the grace of God, Holy Roman Emperor, forever August, King of Germany, King of Italy, King of all Spains, of Castile, Aragon, León, Navarra, Grenada, Toledo, Valencia, Galicia, Majorca, Sevilla, Cordova, Murcia, Jaen, Raptorland, Algarves, Algeciras, Gibraltar, the Canary Islands, King of Two Sicilies, of Sardinia, Corsica, King of Jerusalem, King of the Western and Eastern Indies, Lord of the Islands and Main Ocean Sea, High Priest of Coca-Cola, Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Lorraine, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Limburg, Luxembourg, Gelderland, Athens, Neopatria, Württemberg, Landgrave of Alsace, Prince of Swabia, Asturia and Catalonia, Count of Flanders, Habsburg, Tyrol, Gorizia, Barcelona, Artois, Burgundy Palatine, Hainaut, Holland, Seeland, Ferrette, Kyburg, Namur, Roussillon, Cerdagne, Zutphen, Margrave of the Holy Roman Empire, Burgau, Oristano and Gociano, Lord of Frisia, the Wendish March, Pordenone, Biscay, Molin, Salins, Tripoli, Mechelen and That Other Place.

2. Coca-Cola.

3. Toast.

Possibly in this order.

[aergistal]

Love, love, love
(all you need is...)

[Platapus]

"Saran Wrap is the greatest thing mankind ever devised”,

Anyone remember where that came from? :D

[UnderseaLcpl]

Anyone remember where that came from? :D

Dow Chemical:06:
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I had to think for quite a while to narrow it down to just 3, but I think I finally found the three most awesome things in the world...

1) Water
2) Food
3) Shelter

......without which there wouldn't be anything else for us. Of course, those are no fun, so I made some calculations where we assume basic needs are met and I got this:

1) Chuck Norris
2) Chuck Norris
3) Chuck Norris

I was a bit perplexed by the results at first, but additional testing and research confirmed that Chuck Norris' awesomeness value is so high that nothing that does not include Chuck Norris can be awesome. Most perturbatory:hmmm:

[Lord_magerius]

Well I think I can guess what your top two are. :O:

Yep they move up and down when a woman runs, and I don't mean her knees...

[Platapus]

"Saran Wrap is the greatest thing mankind ever devised”,

Anyone remember where that came from? :D

Dow Chemical:06:



Mel Brooks had a comedy routine called "The 2000 year old man". It was pretty funny. :woot:

[Castout]

:hmmm:

Life itself,

God or knowledge of God and

a chance for mortal people to get eternal power after this one's over or when it's time(I know it's not of this world but the process begins here in this world) . . .if you're lucky enough you might actually . . . nah . . . but some do.
The kind of power that would make every single tyrant that had and has ever lived to cry in envy anyway who told them to build their castle on sand where death swallowed it but then again you can't get and even couldn't have wanted what you know nothing about.
I wished Jesus would be more frank follow me and I'll give you the greatest power than man could ever dream of and it is forever. But that would probably attract the wrong kind of people . . . people such as Genghis Khan, Ieyasu, Stalin, Hitler . . .but on the bright side the world would see far less war.

[FIREWALL]

1. TV Remote Control
2. Microwave Oven
3. Pizza Home Delivery

[GoldenRivet]

1. TV Remote Control
2. Microwave Oven
3. Pizza Home Delivery

1. Beautiful woman with a TV remote control who loves to watch my favorite shows
2. Microwave Oven
3. Pizza Home Delivery

:salute:

[Skybird]

"1" + "2" = "3"

In a way, this is stunning on so many totally different levels.

[Dowly]

"1" + "2" = "3"

In a way, this is stunning on so many totally different levels.

That'd make a good test, kinda like the ink test thingy.

NEW THREEEAD!!! :rock: (Come on, we need something else than politics too :yep:)

[HunterICX]

Mmm...Top three.

1. Family&Friends
2. Motorcycles
3. Music

HunterICX

[AngusJS]

1) Chinese buffets

2) Travel

3) Mango juice

Or an alternate list,

1) To crush your enemies

2) To see them driven before you

3) To hear the lamentations of their women.

[TarJak]

1. The giving of life to my children
2. Watching them grow into adults
3. The woman who helped make this happen.

[Herr-Berbunch]

1. Skydiving (but can't afford it any more :wah: )
2. Women (happily married but love to window shop, all shapes and sizes! Well not all, but alot that you'd question :hmmm: )
3. Food (again, happily just eaten but love to get food, all shapes and sizes!)

And the most awFUL things...

1. Anything to do with eyes (exams, drops... flies in them, uuurgh!)
2. Not being able to do No. 1 (in the aweSOME list)
3. Realising it's 2am and you're up at 6am, and you've just come across a juicy convoy!

[Bilge_Rat]

1. good health;

2. the love of the right woman (or partner);

3. the beauty of life;

[frau kaleun]

"1" + "2" = "3"

In a way, this is stunning on so many totally different levels.

I was told there would be no math. :shifty:

[AVGWarhawk]

3 - Beer (well, there's almost nothing as good as getting drunk:))

2 - Metal (metal is just great, AND you can (at least I can) get the same feeling you've got when you're tipsy by just listening to metal (making no. 3 almost redundant:O:))

1 - Friends (friends make both of the above so much easier to enjoy:D)


Friends with metal cans of beer! :up:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I was told there would be no math. :shifty:

Ha, I remember you + math + Sailor Steve + Thumbs69 = less friendly than it could/should have been.

[frau kaleun]

Ha, I remember you + math + Sailor Steve + Thumbs69 = less friendly than it could/should have been.

Hee, it wasn't the math I objected to there.

At least it revealed the truth about my secret hawt affair with Sailor Steve. Thank heavens we don't have to hide it any more. :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hee, it wasn't the math I objected to there.

At least it revealed the truth about my secret hawt affair with Sailor Steve. Thank heavens we don't have to hide it any more. :O:

:rotfl2:He was very defensive...

[Sailor Steve]

A gentleman does NOT kiss and tell. :sunny:

[frau kaleun]

A gentleman does NOT kiss and tell. :sunny:

Kiss and tell? Of course not.

He waits til he's actually got a little sumpthin' sumpthin' worth telling about. :O:

[DarkFish]

Friends with metal cans of beer! :up:Nah.. just give me Friends + Metal + Beer:D

(though it tends to coincide - most of my best friends listen to metal, and whenever I meet them we usually drink lots of beer:O:)

[Sailor Steve]

Kiss and tell? Of course not.

He waits til he's actually got a little sumpthin' sumpthin' worth telling about. :O:
Okay, now I'm all :oops:.

[Skybird]

A gentleman does NOT kiss and tell. :sunny:

Of course not. Hearing "Hmblflmblmbmfl" is a bit difficult to understand what he means. It might also send the totally wrong message to the lady. :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

Okay, now I'm all :oops:.

So, Frau tells us you have a little sumpthin'... does that explain the :oops: ?


:rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

That's for me to know and you to...speculate about 'til the cows come home. :D

[frau kaleun]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165187334369262.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

That's for me to know and you to...speculate about 'til the cows come home. :D

:eek: I'll give it a miss, if you don't mind!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Frau, I'm not even going to begin to comment on that picture... :rotfl2:I've seen what happens when somebody crosses you two and it ain't purdy :D

[frau kaleun]

:eek: I'll give it a miss, if you don't mind!

That'll probably work, I understand Steve's Little Sumpthin' actually prefers a miss.

Miss California, Miss Utah, Miss Demeanor...

[Arclight]

Not a top 3, just 3 more:

Relieving yourself after holding it for a hour.

Picking at scabs.

First rain after a heat wave in the height of summer.

[Sailor Steve]

That'll probably work, I understand Steve's Little Sumpthin' actually prefers a miss.

Miss California, Miss Utah, Miss Demeanor...
Miss Understanding, Miss Communication, Miss Aprehension...

[UnderseaLcpl]

^^ Miss Guided, Miss Spelling, Miss Terry..... :D

[OneToughHerring]

Gym, running and healthy food & rest.

[DarkFish]

Gym, running and healthy food & rest.That's four things;)

[OneToughHerring]

That's four things;)

Ok scratch running, you can do that in the gym on the treadmill, or work out your heart & lungs in the rowing machine or orbitrek. Although nothing beats running in the forest in the morning. Or any time of the day.

[krashkart]

That'll probably work, I understand Steve's Little Sumpthin' actually prefers a miss.

Miss California, Miss Utah, Miss Demeanor...

Miss Understanding, Miss Communication, Miss Aprehension...

^^ Miss Guided, Miss Spelling, Miss Terry..... :D

Miss Calculation, Miss Adventure, Miss Alignment....