Abnormal radiation coming from N. Korea

[TLAM Strike]

"Captain sensors detect abnormal levels of xenon radiation coming from North Korea..."
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9274/51937tricorder2020spock.jpg

SEOUL, South Korea – Abnormally high radiation levels were detected near the border between the two Koreas days after North Korea claimed to have mastered a complex technology key to manufacturing a hydrogen bomb, Seoul said Monday.
...
But the official — speaking on condition of anonymity, citing department policy — said the xenon could have come from Russia or China. Whang agreed, saying a nuclear test or radioactive leakage would be the only reasons that could explain the atmospheric concentration of xenon reported by the ministry.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100621/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_nuclear


Just when you think the situation can't get worse, someone has a nuclear melt down... :doh:

[Oberon]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_512VEbm7xB0/SNPFmgegVuI/AAAAAAAAIQY/pFOo8a_-L1s/s320/1.jpg

I wonder if they're going Teller-Ulam on us... :hmmm:

[STEED]

http://static.open.salon.com/files/evil_spock1237913510.jpg

We have no choice Captain...We must fire all phasers and photon torpedoes at them. They are a threat to the Empire.....


...Strenght to the Empire.

[Task Force]

Oah nos!!! KIMMIE FARTED!!!:har:

[Oberon]

We have no choice Captain...We must fire all phasers and photon torpedoes at them. They are a threat to the Empire.....


...Strenght to the Empire.


:doh:

http://trekmovie.com/images/comics/alliance_territory.jpg

[STEED]

http://img.trekmovie.com/images/lists/pres-stvi.jpg

Where the hell is Kirk when I need him.

[Oberon]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/14/128895150533699737.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

...We must fire all phasers and photon torpedoes at them.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8067/27440345.jpg

FIRE EVERYTHING!

[Jimbuna]

The tears they're shedding over todays world cup result has obviously alleviated the drought over in NK and they're using them as water coolant for that super innacurate and unreliable nuclear firework they built recently :wah:

[Oberon]

The tears they're shedding over todays world cup result has obviously alleviated the drought over in NK and they're using them as water coolant for that super innacurate and unreliable nuclear firework they built recently :wah:

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070713/070713_peace_vmed_130a.widec.jpg

Why cry?!!

DPRK Glorious victory!!!11

Dear Leader bring victory in World Cup!!!11one

Why you laugh? Is nothing to see here! Move along now!! :stare:

[Catfish]

Seriously, on the North Korean Website they state that the NK scientists have mastered nuclear fusion, you know this thing they try since 20 years at CERN, and elsewhere.

They just mastered their future enegry problems and also won the international soccer championship. Nothing can stop them anymore :doh:

Greetings,
Catfish

[thorn69]

"I'm So Ronery" - Kim Jong Il

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs

[AVGWarhawk]

This is what happens when there is abnormal radiation:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Gamera1.jpg

[Oberon]

Seriously, on the North Korean Website they state that the NK scientists have mastered nuclear fusion, you know this thing they try since 20 years at CERN, and elsewhere.

They just mastered their future enegry problems and also won the international soccer championship. Nothing can stop them anymore :doh:

Greetings,
Catfish

http://www.thebeijinger.com/files/u1384/prop2480.jpg

Exactly, the policy of the Dear Leader and the Juche and Songun ideal shows that the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea will forever triumph over adversity and quash any capitalist attempts to undermine the peace loving peoples state!!

God...I've been playing the DPRK on Qpawn for too long...

[Bilge_Rat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Kim_Il-sung.jpg/799px-Kim_Il-sung.jpg

did'nt he invent the internet also...:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Kim_Il-sung.jpg/799px-Kim_Il-sung.jpg

did'nt he invent the internet also...:hmmm:

...and bifocals :DL

[STEED]

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1224/presentation100.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Doesn't look like he invented Grecian 2000 :hmmm:

[Zachstar]

http://static.open.salon.com/files/evil_spock1237913510.jpg

We have no choice Captain...We must fire all phasers and photon torpedoes at them. They are a threat to the Empire.....


...Strenght to the Empire.


You know what is scary? While not exactly a mirror image there is a universe right now where the political systems are completely different. There likely is a "US Empire" and every man is required to sport a evil beard. :arrgh!:

[SteamWake]

"Captain sensors detect abnormal levels of xenon radiation coming from North Korea..."
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9274/51937tricorder2020spock.jpg

Xenon's ohhh noes !!!!! I'm gonna play some more x3 and get prepared!

[heartc]

http://img.trekmovie.com/images/lists/pres-stvi.jpg

Where the hell is Kirk when I need him.


True dat.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/39011/863931-kirk6_super.png


If only he were here...

:D

[Reece]

If only he were here...

:DWill Denny Crane do?:hmmm:

[krashkart]

At least it wasn't a Kha'ak leak. :smug:

[TLAM Strike]

"I'm So Ronery" - Kim Jong Il

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs

Well... post your favorite Kim Jong Il videos...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRNIxH0k-8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiLS-AlfO30

[breadcatcher101]

You can say what you want, but the Gorn had one hell of a bommerang.

[Jimbuna]

Kim Jong review of COD4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNoNpBXmrfk&feature=related

[SteamWake]

At least it wasn't a Kha'ak leak. :smug:

ah yes the most unfortunate name ever given in a video game :haha:

[Reece]

Kim Jong review of COD4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNoNpBXmrfk&feature=relatedThat was inspirational Jim!:yep:

[Oberon]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936951


Hunters fault this one :haha:

[Jimbuna]

LMAO....TOTP :rotfl2:

[TLAM Strike]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936951


Hunters fault this one :haha:
Say what you will about communist dictatorships, but when was the last time you saw a parade in the US where a bunch of female troops in their class A dress uniforms when dancing around with swords?

F*ing awesome I say! :rock:

[MrYenko]

You know what is scary? While not exactly a mirror image there is a universe right now where the political systems are completely different. There likely is a "US Empire" and every man is required to sport a evil beard. :arrgh!:

Hell, I've already got mine. I'm a step ahead of the curve. :arrgh!:

[krashkart]

So, does that mean that the soul patch is in for the duration? Or do I have to wear something closer to a classic Klingon goatee? It's cool with me either way, I just want to be sure. :D

[Wolfehunter]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/106203337_896ce8e699_o.jpg

:oops: Sorry guys for the false readings... I couldn't help myself. :doh: Few weeks ago I had to go the john.. That food messed up with my system... Those readings are from me... :O::haha:

[Reece]

Well I'm not a US citizen but I sport an evil beard (see signature), does that count for anything?:D

[TLAM Strike]

Well I'm not a US citizen but I sport an evil beard (see signature), does that count for anything?:D

*Looks at Reece's signature*

Naw that's not an evil beard, that's more of a mix between homeless and Gordan's fisherman. :O:

I know about evil beards, I proudly sport the Evil Spock goatee. :salute:

[SteamWake]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936951


Hunters fault this one :haha:

Holy crap thats so frightning on so many levels :haha:

[Reece]

a mix between homeless and Gordan's fisherman. :O:Thanks for the compliment... I think!:har:

[CptSimFreak]

Copy past from wiki


Some radioactive isotopes of xenon, for example, 133Xe and 135Xe, are produced by neutron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron) irradiation of fissionable material within nuclear reactors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_reactor).[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon#cite_note-lanl-5) 135Xe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon-135) is of considerable significance in the operation of nuclear fission reactors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_reactor). 135Xe has a huge cross section (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_cross-section) for thermal neutrons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_neutron), 2.6×106 barns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn_%28unit%29),[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon#cite_note-stacey-9) so it acts as a neutron absorber (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_absorber) or "poison (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_poison)" that can slow or stop the chain reaction after a period of operation. This was discovered in the earliest nuclear reactors built by the American Manhattan Project (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_Project) for plutonium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium) production. Fortunately the designers had made provisions in the design to increase the reactor's reactivity (the number of neutrons per fission that go on to fission other atoms of nuclear fuel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fuel)).[68] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon#cite_note-67) 135Xe reactor poisoning played a major role in the Chernobyl disaster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster#Conditions_prior_to_the_acciden t).[69] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon#cite_note-68) A shutdown or decrease of power of a reactor can result in buildup of 135Xe and getting the reactor into the iodine pit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iodine_pit).
Under adverse conditions, relatively high concentrations of radioactive xenon isotopes may be found emanating from nuclear reactors due to the release of fission products from cracked fuel rods (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuel_rod),[70] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon#cite_note-69) or fissioning of uranium in cooling water (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_cooling).[71] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon#cite_note-70)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon

Interesting....

[Jimbuna]

Naw that's not an evil beard, that's more of a mix between homeless and Gordan's fisherman.

LMAO :rotfl2:

[Platapus]

Copy past from wiki



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon

Interesting....

Well one thing North Korea has lots of is cracked fuel rods. :yep:

Here is a hint Mr. Kim: don't clad your fuel rods in magnesium :88)

[Weiss Pinguin]

Here is a hint Mr. Kim: don't clad your fuel rods in magnesium :88)
But magnesium is a key element in controlling the nuclear fusion! Along with duct tape!

[Oberon]

Say what you will about communist dictatorships, but when was the last time you saw a parade in the US where a bunch of female troops in their class A dress uniforms when dancing around with swords?

F*ing awesome I say! :rock:

Got to admit, I can't disagree with you there... :yep: Just as long as the other half isn't one of them. She's dangerous enough without being armed... :dead:

[Platapus]

But magnesium is a key element in controlling the nuclear fusion! Along with duct tape!

Magnesium on the inside not the outside Mr. Kim.

Magnesium cladding + Irradiated fuel rods + water = Bad Thing.

[Jimbuna]

Do you reckon Kim Jongs ar$e is jealous, with all that sh!t that keeps coming out of his mouth? :DL

[TLAM Strike]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/106203337_896ce8e699_o.jpg

:oops: Sorry guys for the false readings... I couldn't help myself. :doh: Few weeks ago I had to go the john.. That food messed up with my system... Those readings are from me... :O::haha:

Wait... we got three doors... one is a men's room, one is the lady's room... WTF is the center room! Is there a third sex I don't know about?

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1708/intrace.jpg
Did they out source the construction of this toilet to the Hydran Kingdom?

[Jimbuna]

Possibly for those who are unsure of they're gender, or a simple urinal :hmmm:

[krashkart]

Could be for those who prefer a third option... or, wait... maybe that one in the middle is for the gloryholes from the other two? :hmmm:


I think some of my brain tissue just vaporized... :88):haha:

[Task Force]

I think it is for old people, who have to hold on to something

[gimpy117]

it's north korea...what do you expect.

[TLAM Strike]

...or a simple urinal :hmmm: Unless the women who frequent this bathroom are acrobats the Urinal would be found in the men's room. ;)

I think it is for old people, who have to hold on to something Listen men of subsim, if you are going and not "holding on to something" while you do and you wonder why you have so many troubles with the resident female of the house... THAT IS WHY! :O:

[Task Force]

So you are calling all the men on subsim old...:O:
http://www.assistivedevicesinc.com/images/raised%20toilet%20seat%20w-arms.jpg

[krashkart]

http://www.assistivedevicesinc.com/images/raised%20toilet%20seat%20w-arms.jpg

McBee's Throne

[TLAM Strike]

So you are calling all the men on subsim old...:O:

No I'm saying when you shoot from the hip your aim sucks! :O:

[krashkart]

No I'm saying when you shoot from the hip your aim sucks! :O:

Ever blasted a fresh cowpie with a 12-guage? Incredible! :yeah:


The only reason I bring that up is because I fired from the hip and actually hit the damn thing. :har:

[Platapus]

Wait... we got three doors... one is a men's room, one is the lady's room... WTF is the center room! Is there a third sex I don't know about?

Did they out source the construction of this toilet to the Hydran Kingdom?

It could be a "family" restroom with a changing table.

[Reece]

Wait... we got three doors... one is a men's room, one is the lady's room... WTF is the center room! Is there a third sex I don't know about?It's obviously shower/rest room, but did you notice that the dirtiest floor entry is to the female toilet and also notice that the whole construction is sinking on the womens end!:yep:

[Platapus]

No I'm saying when you shoot from the hip your aim sucks! :O:

Never heard of "spray and pray"? :har:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.assistivedevicesinc.com/images/raised%20toilet%20seat%20w-arms.jpg

McBee's Throne

:haha:

[nikimcbee]

Ever blasted a fresh cowpie with a 12-guage? Incredible! :yeah:


The only reason I bring that up is because I fired from the hip and actually hit the damn thing. :har:

I'm afraid to ask:o

:har:

[TLAM Strike]

Never heard of "spray and pray"? :har: Be careful where you spray and pray because you may reach out and touch someone... that someone maybe a 300 lb biker named Crusher... ;)

[Platapus]

Be careful where you spray and pray because you may reach out and touch someone... that someone maybe a 300 lb biker named Crusher... ;)


DOH! :o

[Reece]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/big_20bad_20biker.jpg
Hi, Platapus, just call me Crusher!

[Castout]

Get Tony Stark. We need Iron Man :haha:

http://dansboys.com/Articles/Goals/What%20I%20Want%20to%20Do/Summer%202008/ironman.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Unless the women who frequent this bathroom are acrobats the Urinal would be found in the men's room. ;)

Listen men of subsim, if you are going and not "holding on to something" while you do and you wonder why you have so many troubles with the resident female of the house... THAT IS WHY! :O:

LOL....what I meant was, the left and right are the sit down parts for the appropriate gender and the centre slot could be for taking a pi$$ :DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

Get Tony Stark. We need Iron Man :haha:
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/1/8/633985708456022350-TONYSTARK.jpg