Brag
06-16-10, 07:39 PM
Gentle readers. I just loaded up GWX3 into the new machine and could not resist ruining everyone's day with a touch of Balz. :D
01 August 1939
Doenitz looked Balz into the eye and grimaced. "against my better judgement, I'm entrusting you with the command of U-45.
"You and your crew of looney tooneys, will do a goodwill cruise to our lovely neighbors. You will stop in Rotterdam first.
Balz grimmaced to show his displeasure. "i'm not going to no rotten dam."
Ignoring Balz's protest, Doenitz continued.
"Then you will proceed to Amsterdam."
"Jawhol, dam or no dam a like Amstel beer."
"You will spread good will. You will show our neighbors how utterly harmless we are. Make sure Bernard does not miss the boat."
Balz twirled with delight." Damn, that's a great idea. After Amsteldam weŽll damn go to Postdam."
"ThereŽs no harbor in Postdam,"
"We can take the train, Her Kapitšašn. And then Visit the Kurfurstendam and all the dam places."
"Just take your orders and go." Doenitz barked.
01 August 1939
Doenitz looked Balz into the eye and grimaced. "against my better judgement, I'm entrusting you with the command of U-45.
"You and your crew of looney tooneys, will do a goodwill cruise to our lovely neighbors. You will stop in Rotterdam first.
Balz grimmaced to show his displeasure. "i'm not going to no rotten dam."
Ignoring Balz's protest, Doenitz continued.
"Then you will proceed to Amsterdam."
"Jawhol, dam or no dam a like Amstel beer."
"You will spread good will. You will show our neighbors how utterly harmless we are. Make sure Bernard does not miss the boat."
Balz twirled with delight." Damn, that's a great idea. After Amsteldam weŽll damn go to Postdam."
"ThereŽs no harbor in Postdam,"
"We can take the train, Her Kapitšašn. And then Visit the Kurfurstendam and all the dam places."
"Just take your orders and go." Doenitz barked.