Well, wish us luck! Number two is coming tomorrow!

[thorn69]

My wife of ten years is about to deliver my first BOY.... YAY!!!! The family name will continue on and I'll have a little buddy to share a beer(s) with and take to the strip club when he's 16!

My daughter, she's 4, is an absolute princess and I love her to death but there's just too much estrogen in this ONE BATHROOM house! Time for the boys to rule once again and stink this joint up with the manly scent of body odor and ripe smelling rotten eggs!

I'm taking her in tonight and they will be inducing her tomorrow so he'll be a June 16th baby. Wish us luck and all that jazz! :woot:

[Jimbuna]

Congratulations and all the very best :yeah:

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[thorn69]

Congratulations and all the very best :yeah:

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Thanks! :sunny:

[Tribesman]

Good luck

[frau kaleun]

Congrats and please post nommable piccies!

[GoldenRivet]

best of luck to all involved in the process.

My sister delivered her first in November of 09... it was the first time i ever dealt with childbirth as an adult.

Based upon that experience, Next time, i will be taking in a flask of straight whiskey.

[frau kaleun]

Based upon that experience, Next time, i will be taking in a flask of straight whiskey.

Well I'm sure the mom-to-be will appreciate your thoughtfulness, but what will you be drinking? :D

[robbo180265]

Well I'm sure the mom-to-be will appreciate your thoughtfulness, but what will you be drinking? :D

ROTFLMAO

Seriously - good luck matey :up:

[CaptainHaplo]

Congrats mate - see you in a couple of months when you have passed beyond sleep deprivation into sleeping while awake and can find your way back here!

May mom and child both come thru in health!

[Tchocky]

Congrats and please post nommable piccies!

Hungry?

Congrats man!

[Platapus]

Sure they are cute when they are young, but inside every baby is a teenager waiting to burst out like in the movie alien. :o

[Dowly]

Am I the only one who couldn't stop laughing when reading the title? :DL

[Sailor Steve]

Only you would notice something like that, Ferrethead!
:rotfl2:

@ thorn69: Good luck and all that jazz! :sunny:

[Platapus]

I will pay you a dollar if you say, while your wife is in labour

"Who does number 2 work for!"

:D

[HunterICX]

:woot:All the best!

HunterICX

[Weiss Pinguin]

I will pay you a dollar if you say, while your wife is in labour

"Who does number 2 work for!"

:D
After it's done you HAVE to yell out, "What did you eat last night?!"

[frau kaleun]

Guys, he's soon going to have two children to provide for. He can't afford to be in traction for six weeks.

[FIREWALL]

Congrats :woot: When the Dr. holds him up to you and says, " It's a Boy ".

Don't look at the umbiblical cord and say "AND WHAT A BOY " !!! :doh: :haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

Am I the only one who couldn't stop laughing when reading the title? :DL

I had to read that again Dowly :har: Yeah, funny if you think about it!

Anyway, hope all goes well!

[Platapus]

I remember when I was born, the doctor smacked me on the butt, turned me over and said to my mother, "Congratulations you have twins."

:oops:

[Lord_magerius]

Aye, here's wishing to a pain free labour for the missus and your little boy to come out fighting and well hung :O:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Best of luck to you, Thorn! My prayers tonight are with you, your wife, and your new little miracle!:salute:

[Castout]

BABIES!!!

Today's babies are smart ass babies! Nothing like the older generations born before 1990.

A girl and now a boy congratulations!

[kiwi_2005]

Gratz man, kids are great 'my dad is better than your dad' till they turn 18 then its, dad you suck :DL

[raymond6751]

I've got a 14 yr old boy, and I can highly recommend the experience. The best advice I can give you, for later on, is listen to your kids. They do have things to say and you are not always going to be right.

Best wishes

[thorn69]

Hey guys, I'm home after a long day at the hospital! The wife delivered and here are the numbers...

Born on June 16, 2010 at 09:32am

His Weight: 8lbs 12 ounces (at 10 days EARLY)
His Length: 19 Inches
His Head: 14.25 Inches

His Name: Jacob

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/6348/jake16jun101.jpg


His older sister, who's holding him in this picture, was born on April 9, 2006

She was born at 07:38am

Her Weight: 8lbs 8 ounces (at 11 days EARLY)
Her Length: 21 Inches
Her Head: 14.25 Inches

Her Name: Isabella-Jolene


So both of them were roughly the same size and weight.

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Anybody know how to resize the images a little bit? They are so HUGE and I took the pics with my small Apple iphone! :-?

PS. Thanks for all the kind words and prayers. Thank you!

[Admiral8Q]

I've got a 14 yr old boy, and I can highly recommend the experience. The best advice I can give you, for later on, is listen to your kids. They do have things to say and you are not always going to be right.

Best wishes
I agree on that Raymond. Most parents try to dominate their teenagers (Like my mother) when they should befriend them like my Dad did with me.:cool:

Congrats on your kids Thorn! Beautiful looking children! You should be proud! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

Fantastic matey.....congratulations to the wife also :yeah:

[Dowly]

Congrats! And welcome to the world Jacob! :salute:

[frau kaleun]

Beeeyoootiful! Also: NOM NOM NOM

Congrats to you both. :woot:

[Schroeder]

Congrats.:yeah:

You could try some free online image resizers to make the pictures smaller.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Beeeyoootiful! Also: NOM NOM NOM
Aaaaaaaand the Frau is satiated.... for now.


Congrats to you :up:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Congrats, Thorn! Be sure to thank your wife for producing such fine children for the world. You must be very proud of them.

[AVGWarhawk]

Cute kids. Best of luck! :yeah: