A farewell to sausage

[VonHesse]

Singer, songwriter, businessman, but most importantly sausage-maker, Jimmy Dean died yesterday in his home at the age of 81.

Breakfast will never be the same :wah:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37678788/ns/today-entertainment/

[nikimcbee]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
http://blogs.gamefilia.com/files/imce/u404902/homer_screaming.gif

[frau kaleun]

A farewell to sausage

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation. :O:

[Reece]

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation. :O::har::har: Can I have the sasuage!:03:

[nikimcbee]

:har::har: Can I have the sasuage!:03:

Jeebus, you're worse than krashkart. I suppose you'll put it in pea soup too.

Give it to krashkart, he eats anything:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgw1ggmaUmc

[krashkart]

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation. :O:


Win! :har::rotfl2:

[nikimcbee]

Then there's Reece:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2L_7DeFwVM&feature=related

[Sailor Steve]

I'll miss ol' Jimmy. Remember Big Bad John? A classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS3ErDN50Qk

I just recently discovered a cool breakfast from Jimmy Dean: Sausage and Pancakes On A Stick. It's a corndog, but with sausage instead of the dog and pancake batter instead of the usual corn batter.

Good stuff!

[Weiss Pinguin]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
http://blogs.gamefilia.com/files/imce/u404902/homer_screaming.gif
I propose that today be known henceforth as Sausage Day in memory of the patron saint of breakfast.

[GoldenRivet]

tragedy strikes... i'll miss the old man.

I reserve this (http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/)for just such occasions :cry:

[UnderseaLcpl]

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation. :O:


That is simply not fair. I could make way funnier sausage jokes but the venue is inappropriate. According to unwritten internet protocol SIMU section 14.4c it is unacceptable to "Tell, type, divulge, relate, or otherwise present humorous material including, but not limited to, jokes, puns, jests, analogies, anecdotes, skits, remarks or tales when the subject matter in question is of a nature that cannot be explored further without a reasonable risk of exposing the community to previously banned conduct."

I'm very sorry Ms. Kaleun, but I'm afraid that your post cannot be accepted under the current governing statutes. As things stand now, you may present humorous observations relating to sausage only if they are not sexual in nature. Please understand, it's all to protect the children.:DL
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That said, I would like to offer condolences to my arteries, which have for so long been loving supporters of Jimmy Dean and his advances in cholesterol. Mr. Dean was a man of blurred vision and sudden chest pains, and we owe a great deal to our insurance companies.
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Okay, being serious now. I'm really sorry that the guy died. He was a great musician and a noted philanthropist. I hope that both he and his family find peace and that his name lives on for generations to come. RIP, Jimmy. Thanks for the music and the breakfast:salute:

[Jimbuna]

:har::har: Can I have the sasuage!:03:

So the rumours are true :har:

[Reece]

Nothing like a thick beef sausage Jim!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Nothing like a thick beef sausage Jim!:yep:

Preferably on a dinner plate with some baked beans and mash :DL

[VonHesse]

:o :timeout:

You guys (and gal) are encourageable....

Oh wait, no, I mean incorrigible...

:rotfl2::har:

[Jimbuna]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/3451014214_6708154e09.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I'm very sorry Ms. Kaleun, but I'm afraid that your post cannot be accepted under the current governing statutes. As things stand now, you may present humorous observations relating to sausage only if they are not sexual in nature. Please understand, it's all to protect the children.:DL
And you claim to be for smaller government! :nope:

I don't like hypocrites! I'm not votin' for you anymore! (But I'll still take the job)
:rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

:o :timeout:

You guys (and gal) are encourageable....

Oh wait, no, I mean incorrigible...

:rotfl2::har:
Right first time!

And the second!


:D

[Platapus]

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation. :O:

Vienna sausage? :D

[frau kaleun]

Vienna sausage? :D

http://startheory.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/wiener.jpg

[TarJak]

So..... Are you guys gonna eat that sausage?:03:

[Reece]

So..... Are you guys gonna eat that sausage?:03:
Well I've got a firm grip on it! does that count!!:D

[frau kaleun]

Well I've got a firm grip on it!:D

In this situation, most guys would be looking at internet porn.

Reece is looking at Subsim.

Draw your own scary conclusions. :O:

[TarJak]

The obvious conclusion is he's a silly sausage.:D

[Reece]

A thick beef one at that!!:D

[Weiss Pinguin]

What a meathead :nope:

[FIREWALL]

On a less humorous note. He kept a firm hand on quality control of his sausage. :yep: :p2:

[frau kaleun]

On a less humorous note. He kept a firm hand on quality control of his sausage. :yep: :p2:

The man just wanted what was best for his wurst.

[Reece]

It was a delicious morsel!!:yep: A big mouthful as well!:up: Anyone for a taste?:03:

[Jimbuna]

Looks like the dog's got something belonging to you Reece :hmmm:

Good job your down under because beastiality is a criminal offence her in the UK :DL

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/53/reviews/beethoven5/beethovanrev01.JPG

[krashkart]

^^ What's he doing with Reece's stick? I thought McBeck had a handle on that. :DL


At least the Slim Jims are safe now. :yeah:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Oi! Who are you calling a slim jim? :stare:

[frau kaleun]

Oi! Who are you calling a slim jim? :stare:

If the teeny tiny shoe fits...

[Jimbuna]

If the teeny tiny shoe fits...

Oh I don't think so :smug:

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9974/sausage.jpg (http://img96.imageshack.us/i/sausage.jpg/)

[Weiss Pinguin]

If the teeny tiny shoe fits...
Let's just say I've got a snake in my boot. All the way down into my boot ;)

[UnderseaLcpl]

I don't like hypocrites! I'm not votin' for you anymore! (But I'll still take the job)
:rotfl2:


:haha: I had to read that twice before I got the joke. Well played, Steve.:salute:

[krashkart]

Oh I don't think so :smug:

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9974/sausage.jpg (http://img96.imageshack.us/i/sausage.jpg/)

100% Pure English Grill Snake *Brummm!*

[Jimbuna]

100% Pure English Grill Snake *Brummm!*

Rgr that :DL

[Reece]

Looks like the dog's got something belonging to you Reece :hmmm:

Good job your down under because beastiality is a criminal offence her in the UK :DL

:har: That's not very nice Jim!:oops:

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/2qx1gn4.jpg
Come get my sausage Jim dear!

[Jimbuna]

:har: That's not very nice Jim!:oops:

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/2qx1gn4.jpg
Come get my sausage Jim dear!

Can' be up to much, it doesn't even warrant a photo :hmmm:

[August]

RIP Jimmy. Your products were a major cause of my heart attack but I still love ya!

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/lifeline-live/2010/06/17/jimmydeanx-large.jpg

[Reece]

Can' be up to much, it doesn't even warrant a photo :hmmm:Obviously blocked in UK, just be thankful you can't see it Jim!!:haha:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Obviously blocked in UK, just be thankful you can't see it Jim!!:haha:
That's enough to turn my hot dog into a slim jim :o

[nikimcbee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7bMAlMAdmY&feature=related

[nikimcbee]

:har: That's not very nice Jim!:oops:

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/2qx1gn4.jpg
Come get my sausage Jim dear!

Jeez, Reece, stop posting webcam shots!

[krashkart]

:har: That's not very nice Jim!:oops:

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/2qx1gn4.jpg
Come get my sausage Jim dear!

I can't even come up with a good reply for this one. :har:

[nikimcbee]

Reece + webcam= ^:o

[krashkart]

Reece + webcam= ^:o

OMG!!! Agggghhhh! *scratches eyes out* :dead:

[Reece]

Reece + webcam= ^:o:eek: Oh you are naughty!!:yep: What I find funny is fancy posing and puting your picture on the web for the world (except Jim) to see... Well, farewell to that sausage!:yep:

[frau kaleun]

Reece + webcam= ^:o

Sadly, the feed from his neighborhood's CrimeWatch security cams aren't much better:

http://chzwhydoilivehere.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174000043943581.jpg

[Jimbuna]

BBQ tonight (prior to the England match) sausages beware!! http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6172/a1151bj2.gif

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9680/sausagen.jpg (http://img535.imageshack.us/i/sausagen.jpg/)

[Reece]

You can have those snags Jim!!:yep: Seeing that after Frau Kaleun's post kinda put me off!:oops:

[FIREWALL]

Sadly, the feed from his neighborhood's CrimeWatch security cams aren't much better:

http://chzwhydoilivehere.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174000043943581.jpg

Gravity flush toilet ?:p2:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Gravity flush toilet ?:p2:
Energy efficiency at its best ;)

[Reece]

Gravity flush toilet ?:p2:Light "log" fire!:dead:

[nikimcbee]

Sadly, the feed from his neighborhood's CrimeWatch security cams aren't much better:

http://chzwhydoilivehere.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174000043943581.jpg

Now the funny part is when the bats fly out of the chimney:o:har:

[Task Force]

Sadly, the feed from his neighborhood's CrimeWatch security cams aren't much better:

http://chzwhydoilivehere.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174000043943581.jpg
Lol, Santa isnt the only thing comeing down your chemny this Holiday Season! (dont Light a match)

[Jimbuna]

You can have those snags Jim!!:yep: Seeing that after Frau Kaleun's post kinda put me off!:oops:

Uo these parts our sausages are so big we tend to coil them around to fit :smug:


http://swineandcheese.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bbq-2-300x300.jpg

[Task Force]

Uo these parts our sausages are so big we tend to coil them around to fit :smug:


http://swineandcheese.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bbq-2-300x300.jpg

Wow, Trippy...