The last tempation of krashkart

[nikimcbee]

http://mmqc.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mac-n-cheese1.jpg

I guess the flame-troll thread got whacked, but I didn't want you to miss out on this tasty post.:D

[nikimcbee]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/art/coffee460.jpg

http://ellenbarrett.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/a_small_cup_of_coffee.jpg

http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/upload/2007/08/coffee%20poster.bmp

[krashkart]

Nice. :har: As soon as I get home tomorrow below image is getting resized to better fit into the signature. :up:

http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/upload/2007/08/coffee%20poster.bmp


Oh, and....

Sailor Steve for President

:DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

Nice. :har: As soon as I get home tomorrow below image is getting resized to better fit into the signature. :up:
I could probably rearrange that into signature form for you :hmmm:

After I clean my drink off the keyboard and monitor that is...

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, and....

Sailor Steve for President

:DL
If nominated I will not accept; if elected I will not serve!

Unelectable anyway - no wife, no religion, no agenda, no politics, bad records everywhere. They would tear me apart. :dead:

[CaptainHaplo]

Steve - I have psychotic ex-wife, and that hasn't stopped me from seriously considering it.

[FIREWALL]

If nominated I will not accept; if elected I will not serve!

Unelectable anyway - no wife, no religion, no agenda, no politics, bad records everywhere. They would tear me apart. :dead:


Those are just the Qualifications we're looking for. :D

You'll sweep into office like the wind. :woot:

[STEED]

http://mmqc.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mac-n-cheese1.jpg



WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

Looks like vomit on display at the Tate Modern. :rotfl2:

[Weiss Pinguin]

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

Looks like vomit on display at the Tate Modern. :rotfl2:
Dunno what you're talking about, because that's the most beautiful thing I've seen all day :DL

[Sailor Steve]

Same here - looks YUMMY! :sunny:

[STEED]

Dunno what you're talking about, because that's the most beautiful thing I've seen all day :DL

Your see plenty of them in the roads around here at the weekends outside pubs.

[Jimbuna]

Your see plenty of them in the roads around here at the weekends outside pubs.

ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

You'll sweep into office like the wind. :woot:


Does this remind anybody else of the M*A*S*H* episode where the idiot "intelligence officer" Flagg was leaving a tent and said something like "I was never here... I'm the wind!" and all the lights went out and then there was a thud and a grunt and Hawkeye looked outside and said "I think the wind just broke its leg"?

No? Just me, then? Alright, carry on.

[frau kaleun]

Dunno what you're talking about, because that's the most beautiful thing I've seen all day :DL

Agreed. And whoever posted that pic of the Kraft mac&cheese box on the other thread... GROSS! That's the cheap-o version that comes with, like, powdered cheese for the fake cheese sauce! Ugh!

Buy the better version with the real fake cheese sauce in the foil packet or better yet make your own from scratch and bake it in the oven to get what's in the pic above, yummy mac&cheese with the crunchy bits on top.

[Jimbuna]

Well, if the dog won't eat it I suppose you could always try it on the kids :o

[nikimcbee]

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

Looks like vomit on display at the Tate Modern. :rotfl2:


:nope: That;s because you've been exposed to that nasty English cuisine:D. That sir, is mac and cheese with ham in it. And it looks to be homemade, like mum used to make.

So I'll make you a deal Steed, come over to the states, and I'll make you some mac and cheese.:yeah: No, this is not a date, but you must bring a Newcastle United jersey with you.:woot: If you're nice, I'll even make you some banana pudding like Neal's mum makes:D.

No krashkart, I will not make you mac and cheese.:O: Maybe some top ramen.

[nikimcbee]

yeah, I'll make some mac and cheese for you and yer mate Jim:
http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/Robert_Green_629680.jpg

Not that you'll stop me...
:har::har::har:

[OneToughHerring]

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

Looks like vomit on display at the Tate Modern. :rotfl2:

And you being from England would really have room to complain. :) Oh that British cuisine...

For example, Haggis.

http://www.mediawhorenetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/HAGGIS.jpg
(I tried to find the most apetizing picture :D )

[krashkart]

No krashkart, I will not make you mac and cheese.:O: Maybe some top ramen.


Thanks but... I've already plenty of Ramen in the cupboards. Now if I can just get the dogs to stop rolling around on my work hat... :up:



http://www.mediawhorenetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/HAGGIS.jpg



Haggis fight!!! :rock:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Haggis.JPG/800px-Haggis.JPG (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Haggis.JPG)

[frau kaleun]

This:

http://www.mediawhorenetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/HAGGIS.jpg

just reminds me of this:

http://www.digitalapoptosis.com/archives/miscellaneous/PukingPumpkin.jpg

[Reece]

Yeh you know what you can do with your Haggis!!:oops: That's worse than a pie floater!!:dead::yep:

[frau kaleun]

http://chzbobshouseofvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129204057874347270.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Yeh you know what you can do with your Haggis!!:oops: That's worse than a pie floater!!:dead::yep:

okay, okay, how about haggis and vegimite pie?

http://smiliesftw.com/x/rollbarf23.gif

[krashkart]

That's worse than a pie floater!!:dead::yep:

If by "pie floater" you mean a cherry pie floating in a bowl of champagne, I'm all for it. :yeah:

[nikimcbee]

If by "pie floater" you mean a cherry pie floating in a bowl of champagne, I'm all for it. :yeah:

I'm going to say no to that.

You must live on...
http://assets.huluim.com/shows/key_art_fantasy_island.jpg

if you think it is that.:har:

[CaptainHaplo]

Mac and Cheese - Yummmm

Hagis - Yummmm

Ok - now I gotta mix the two together - I am thinking that would be some seriously good eatin!

[Reece]

If by "pie floater" you mean a cherry pie floating in a bowl of champagne, I'm all for it. :yeah:No, here in Australia a pie floater is a meat pie floating upside down in a bowl of thick green pea soup covered over with tomato sauce!:dead:

[nikimcbee]

pea soup:o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU

[krashkart]

No, here in Australia a pie floater is a meat pie floating upside down in a bowl of thick green pea soup covered over with tomato sauce!:dead:

Call me crazy, but I might actually eat that. :hmm2:

[nikimcbee]

Call me crazy, but I might actually eat that. :hmm2:
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6534/3managerma.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Call me crazy, but I might actually eat that. :hmm2:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/436202364_482df7925b.jpg

I'll say this for it, it couldn't look any worse coming back up. :eek:

[Reece]

Call me crazy, but I might actually eat that. :hmm2:
Your right Mcbee!!:dead:
http://lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/shocked.jpg

[nikimcbee]

I think it's time for an intervention...:hmmm:

[krashkart]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/436202364_482df7925b.jpg

I'll say this for it, it couldn't look any worse coming back up. :eek:

My stomach is growling looking at that. What more could you expect from a starving Revolutionary Krashkartista? Functioning tastebuds? :DL

Although, if there are mushrooms anywhere in that morass.... *gag*

[Sailor Steve]

MyAlthough, if there are mushrooms anywhere in that morass.... *gag*
Okay, now you're gettin on me bad side. Mushrooms is the food of the gods.

Cold in a salad

On pizza

In spaghetti sauce

With eggs and ham and sausage

Sauteed all by themselves

Just had some mixed in with peas

YUM!

[krashkart]

Okay, now you're gettin on me bad side. Mushrooms is the food of the gods.

Cold in a salad

On pizza

In spaghetti sauce

With eggs and ham and sausage

Sauteed all by themselves

Just had some mixed in with peas

YUM!


I'm not knocking mushrooms or mushroom lovers, man. My tastebuds just aren't compatible with mushrooms. :03: If the mushrooms resulted in a colorful hue on everything I looked at after ingestion I clearly would not care that I had eaten them. (not that I condone that sort of thing) :)

[Sailor Steve]

Ah. Kind of like me with coconut.

[OneToughHerring]

Okay, now you're gettin on me bad side. Mushrooms is the food of the gods.

Cold in a salad

On pizza

In spaghetti sauce

With eggs and ham and sausage

Sauteed all by themselves

Just had some mixed in with peas

YUM!

One of the few things I miss from merry ol' England was the breakfast that sometimes had mushrooms in it.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/90060/90060,1201479032,1/stock-photo-traditional-english-breakfast-tomatoes-fried-sausages-bacon-mushrooms-eggs-and-tomato-baked-8924326.jpg

That and the fast food baguettes that also had mushrooms as one optional stuffing.

[krashkart]

Ah. Kind of like me with coconut.


Not a big fan of coconut? :06:





One of the few things I miss from merry ol' England was the breakfast that sometimes had mushrooms in it.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/90060/90060,1201479032,1/stock-photo-traditional-english-breakfast-tomatoes-fried-sausages-bacon-mushrooms-eggs-and-tomato-baked-8924326.jpg

That and the fast food baguettes that also had mushrooms as one optional stuffing.


Any breakfast that includes beans is a good thing. *nom*
I miss camping now. :haha:

[krashkart]

I could probably rearrange that into signature form for you :hmmm:

After I clean my drink off the keyboard and monitor that is...


Be my guest, mate. I can return the favor, as long as you don't require expensive beers and half-racks of hookers in return. :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Bacon,fried egg,fried mushrooms,fried tomato topped with ketchup in a nice fresh stottie :rock:

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss57/D14A4Guy/2006344262_8512248124.jpg

[Reece]

Any breakfast that includes beans is a good thing. *nom*
I miss camping now. :haha:Mmmm Beans!:yep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

[Jimbuna]

The traditional full English breakfast :rock:

http://www.lythhillhouse.com/graphics/breakfast.jpg

[DarkFish]

The traditional full English breakfast :rock:English breakfast:rock:
English cuisine does have some good things:DL

Also, what's wrong with haggis and the meat-pie-with-ketchup-floating-in-pea-soup-thingie? I like haggis, and that other dish looks pretty tasteful as well:)

Now for this typically Dutch meal: Snert. It's a thick pea soup usually served with smoked sausage and bacon:
http://www.dezuidkanter.nl/html/images/50_plus-29-1783-3110071418-Snert.jpg
Looks delicious, don't it?:DL

[nikimcbee]

What's up with the pea soup? looks like kermit fell in a blender.

http://www.clipal.com/video/frog_in_blender

[nikimcbee]

I'll do this for Breakfast:
buckwheat blueberry pancakes:
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/09/10/EK0312_Blueberry_Buckwheat_Pancakes_lg.jpg

Contains no pea soup:D

[Sailor Steve]

Not a big fan of coconut? :06:
Makes me gag. Something to do with the texture. I also don't like nuts - any kind of nuts. Well, macadamias and peanuts, but peanuts aren't nuts.

And while I love dry roasted peanuts, I hate them in anything else, including candy and ice cream.


Bacon,fried egg,fried mushrooms,fried tomato topped with ketchup in a nice fresh stottie :rock:
Not a big fan of cooked tomatoes (love them in salads), but the rest is making my mouth water.



The traditional full English breakfast :rock:
And people say the Brits can't cook! That looks fine! :yep:


Now for this typically Dutch meal: Snert. It's a thick pea soup usually served with smoked sausage and bacon:
Now I'm starving! That looks absolutely delicious! :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

English breakfast:rock:
English cuisine does have some good things:DL

Also, what's wrong with haggis and the meat-pie-with-ketchup-floating-in-pea-soup-thingie? I like haggis, and that other dish looks pretty tasteful as well:)

Now for this typically Dutch meal: Snert. It's a thick pea soup usually served with smoked sausage and bacon:
http://www.dezuidkanter.nl/html/images/50_plus-29-1783-3110071418-Snert.jpg
Looks delicious, don't it?:DL

You forget, I was once resident in your country and saw an awful lot of Herrings being eaten :o

http://web.me.com/schuffelen/Site/dufoodpix/HaringEten250.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

Be my guest, mate. I can return the favor, as long as you don't require expensive beers and half-racks of hookers in return. :arrgh!:
Oh... well in that case :shifty: :O:

http://i544.photobucket.com/albums/hh323/quantumpenguin/SubSim/Coffee_signature.jpg

(If it's too big I can resize it)

[DarkFish]

You forget, I was once resident in your country and saw an awful lot of Herrings being eaten :oYummy! Raw salted herring served with raw onion chuncks:D

The 2010 herring season has just started, meaning the "Hollandse Nieuwe" is all fresh and delicious:DL Not those smelly one-year-old half rotten things.
http://www.nederlandse-club-hamburg.de/Resources/f090311hollandse.jpeg

[krashkart]

Now for this typically Dutch meal: Snert. It's a thick pea soup usually served with smoked sausage and bacon:
http://www.dezuidkanter.nl/html/images/50_plus-29-1783-3110071418-Snert.jpg
Looks delicious, don't it?:DL

Indeed. :sunny:


Also:

Snert - the sound one makes by closing off a nostril and blowing forcefully through the other. :DL

[DarkFish]

Snert - the sound one makes by closing off a nostril and blowing forcefully through the other. :DLExcept for that the pronunciation of Snert is "snared";)

[frau kaleun]

http://www.dezuidkanter.nl/html/images/50_plus-29-1783-3110071418-Snert.jpg

the pronunciation of Snert is "snared"

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~dpadgett/ackbar.jpg

[frau kaleun]

I also don't like nuts

Says the man with almost 25K posts in these here forums.

I ain't buyin' it. :O:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.dezuidkanter.nl/html/images/50_plus-29-1783-3110071418-Snert.jpg



http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~dpadgett/ackbar.jpg

:haha:I'll call hazmat:yeah:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Too late, the HAZMAT teams have already been infected!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a7l9DZaX8Pg/Swv5LHLauUI/AAAAAAAAAbk/5_Ac2qT-tc8/s1600/ceda.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Says the man with almost 25K posts in these here forums.

I ain't buyin' it. :O:
Well, there's nuts and there's 'nuts', so I can make the distinction. :D

There's also "nuts", but I won't go there in a public forum. :O:

[krashkart]

There's also "nuts", but I won't go there in a public forum. :O:


:hmmm:


*gestalt* :sunny:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Hexagon_nuts.jpg/800px-Hexagon_nuts.jpg

I couldn't help it... my mind just sorta rolled off into the gutter. :rolleyes:

[frau kaleun]

I couldn't help it... my mind just sorta rolled off into the gutter. :rolleyes:

That's cuz you gots a screw loose.

[krashkart]

Insurance would only cover the cheap fasteners this last time around. :03:

[Reece]

Gad there are some disgusting dishes shown!!:dead: Krashkarts nuts look better! That doesn't sound right!:hmmm::dead:

[krashkart]

Except for that the pronunciation of Snert is "snared";)

Ah, now I learn more. Is good thing. :up: How appetizing Snert looks, it also kinda resembles snert. :lol:

Gad there are some disgusting dishes shown!!:dead: Krashkarts nuts look better! That doesn't sound right!:hmmm::dead:


Hmm, thank you Reece. I think... :hmm2:




SONG TIME :D

Anyone else learn this one during childhood?


Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
chopped up birdy's feet,
mutilated monkey's meat.
French-fried eyeballs baked in a bowl of blood.
And I for-got my spooooon.

[krashkart]

Oh... well in that case :shifty: :O:

http://i544.photobucket.com/albums/hh323/quantumpenguin/SubSim/Coffee_signature.jpg

(If it's too big I can resize it)

Cool. Thank you, Weiss Pinguin. :up: I dl'd and reduced the dimensions by half with Irfanview. When I receive my graphics tablet, and after some serious practice, I'll see what I can cook up for you in return.

[frau kaleun]

Insurance would only cover the cheap fasteners this last time around. :03:

Yet another sad example of corporate cost cutting at the expense of the little people.

It's no wonder the workers are rebolting.

[frau kaleun]

Gad there are some disgusting dishes shown!!:dead: Krashkarts nuts look better!

So, when's the wedding?

[krashkart]

Yet another sad example of corporate cost cutting at the expense of the little people.

It's no wonder the workers are rebolting.

Truly sad, indeed. I heard somewhere that the workers are rebolting because of new laws that prohibit them from blowing Snert rockets on company property. :-?

[frau kaleun]

Truly sad, indeed. I heard somewhere that the workers are rebolting because of new laws that prohibit them from blowing Snert rockets on company property. :-?

If they succeed in their plans for a Snert-2 rocket, we're all doomed.

[krashkart]

If they succeed in their plans for a Snert-2 rocket, we're all doomed.


Yes. The Snert-1 was a very messy rocket. A Snert-2 could be very devastating on a much larger scale. The appetites of entire cities could be in jeopardy. :hmmm:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Cool. Thank you, Weiss Pinguin. :up: I dl'd and reduced the dimensions by half with Irfanview. When I receive my graphics tablet, and after some serious practice, I'll see what I can cook up for you in return.
Heh, no problem, any excuse to use Photoshop :DL

[krashkart]

Heh, no problem, any excuse to use Photoshop :DL

I hear that. :up:

[TarJak]

If it's breafast you want you can't go past a Prairie Oyster:

http://www.unhungover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/prairieoyster.jpg

[krashkart]

Interesting. Is that ketchup? :06:



Strangely, Wikipedia says that Rocky Mountain Oysters are also called prairie oysters. I think I'd rather have the egg-in-ketchup variety, to be honest. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_mountain_oyster

[TarJak]

Yep along with some Worcestershire sauce, vinegar and salt and pepper. Oh and a good slug of Gin or Vodka for balance.:D or loss thereof.

[krashkart]

It reminds me of something we used to call "Hangover Goop", but more soupy. :DL

[Reece]

Just looks bloody awful to me!!http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/Reecehk/vomit-smiley-007.gif

[krashkart]

Just looks bloody awful to me!!http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/Reecehk/vomit-smiley-007.gif

That's a smiley I've been looking for. *swipe* :DL

[frau kaleun]

If it's breafast you want you can't go past a Prairie Oyster:

http://www.unhungover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/prairieoyster.jpg

Actually I think I can go past it. Preferably at Ludicrous Speed.

[TarJak]

That's usually how quick it comes back up. Depending on how many drinks you had the night before.

[Reece]

Someone get rid of that image, every time I see it I wanna puke!!:doh::oops:

[TarJak]

Someone get rid of that image, every time I see it I wanna puke!!:doh::oops:
Which one? This one?

http://www.unhungover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/prairieoyster.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

Which one? This one?

http://www.unhungover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/prairieoyster.jpg
He's right, this is a terrible picture that should never be quoted again :nope:

Actually I think I can go past it. Preferably at Ludicrous Speed.
Yeah but if you do that, it comes back up plaid:
http://rubystuff.org/ludicrous/plaid.jpg

[Reece]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m289/starmanrulz/GIF%20Album/FamilyGuyVomit.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/5695/comici.jpg (http://img192.imageshack.us/i/comici.jpg/)

[krashkart]

^^ The timing of that shot couldn't have been... ehm, better(?). :haha:

Which one? This one?

http://www.unhungover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/prairieoyster.jpg

I think this is the picture he was referring to. I might be wrong, though.


http://www.unhungover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/prairieoyster.jpg:hmmm:

Yep, pretty sure that's the one. :salute: