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Lord_magerius
06-05-10, 10:13 AM
Ouch... just ouch :o
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm
DarkFish
06-05-10, 10:38 AM
I am in no way a violent person:rotfl2:
Jimbuna
06-05-10, 10:45 AM
Look on the positive side...he still has one left.

Good thing she never pulled something else off :doh:
Wolfehunter
06-05-10, 11:03 AM
This is NUTS totally NUTS.. :o:dead:
AVGWarhawk
06-05-10, 12:21 PM
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."


WTF? Did not mean harm? She had his testical in her mouth ready to swallow....she knew what she was up to....
Jimbuna
06-05-10, 01:57 PM
WTF? Did not mean harm? She had his testical in her mouth ready to swallow....she knew what she was up to....

Yeah...looks like she certainly ballsed everything up :DL
Sailor Steve
06-05-10, 01:59 PM
Yeah...looks like she certainly ballsed everything up :DL
You just said a mouthful. :D
papa_smurf
06-05-10, 03:29 PM
Not to be stereotyical, but have to say it...

"calm down, calm down!"
Jimbuna
06-05-10, 03:46 PM
Not to be stereotyical, but have to say it...

"calm down, calm down!"

Her response......"Don't preach to me when I've got my mouth full"!! :stare:
frau kaleun
06-05-10, 03:53 PM
She only got one?

Amateur.

:O:

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.
kurtz
06-05-10, 04:07 PM
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."


So I guess he was cavorting around in his grunties.

I also like


A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."


Well it's a good friend who'll pick up a testicle for you when it's been in someone's mouth.
SteamWake
06-05-10, 04:50 PM
She only got one?

Amateur.

:O:

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

Maybe the guys pants were already halfway down to his knees making the big grab easier.
frau kaleun
06-05-10, 04:56 PM
Maybe the guys pants were already halfway down to his knees making the big grab easier.

I'm gonna go with Kurtz's take on it after another reading and just assume the guy was already down to his undies when this took place.

Otherwise I don't see how she could've pulled it off. So to speak.
Platapus
06-05-10, 04:58 PM
She only got one?

Amateur.

:O:

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.
Jimbuna
06-05-10, 05:10 PM
I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Pray to God it remains the case :DL
Weiss Pinguin
06-05-10, 05:49 PM
I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.
Do I want to know how you know that? :hmmm:
Platapus
06-05-10, 06:13 PM
EMT :)
Dowly
06-05-10, 06:16 PM
sigh... yes I made it.. :shifty:
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/spits.jpg
Sailor Steve
06-05-10, 10:03 PM
Otherwise I don't see how she could've pulled it off. So to speak.
I'm so glad you qualified that.
Weiss Pinguin
06-05-10, 10:18 PM
I'm so glad you qualified that.
I can't think of any puns to go with this :(
Rilder
06-06-10, 02:17 AM
Whenever I read anything about a man getting his junk maimed or hurt or anything like that I immediately grip my crotch to try and protect it. :stare:

Also... whenever I see a pair of bolt cutters...
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3157/northernindustrial18inb.jpg

I have an odd habit of imagining it being used on my junk and start freaking out. :o
Jimbuna
06-06-10, 08:31 AM
I can't think of any puns to go with this :(

I shouldn't worry, the whole thread is just a load of bollocks anyway :DL
frau kaleun
06-06-10, 01:19 PM
I understand that when things started to get really ugly she pointed out the extreme vulnerability of his circumstances and offered him the chance to surrender.

In retrospect, his reply of "Nuts!" turned out to be less impressive than he'd hoped.