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Platapus
06-03-10, 04:01 PM
Well not exactly a bar, but they will be walking in to a mars exploration spacecraft simulator and will spend 520 days in isolation as test subjects for psychological and physiological testing.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/jun/03/mock-mission-mars-moscow-hangar

520 days. And we call ourselves hardcore simulator players. :O:


Personally, I see this as more a publicity stunt than a real experiment.

Weiss Pinguin
06-03-10, 04:14 PM
Personally, I see this as more a publicity stunt than a real experiment.
I dunno, at 520 days that's gonna be a heck of a publicity stunt :lol:

Alex
06-03-10, 04:39 PM
We never get short of new ways to waste time and money.

tomfon
06-03-10, 04:49 PM
Without women involved in the experiment results and conclusions will not be representative nor sufficient. :nope:

:rotfl2:

Alex
06-03-10, 05:01 PM
Most frequently no woman gets involved in this kind of experience.
Unlike men, women have a stupidity detector naturally implemented.

Platapus
06-03-10, 05:11 PM
520 days with out the company of a woman can be stressful
520 days in the company of a woman can be stressful :D

SteamWake
06-03-10, 05:31 PM
Without women involved in the experiment results and conclusions will not be representative nor sufficient. :nope:

:rotfl2:

Got to agree !

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/UlteriorModem/bar.jpg

tomfon
06-03-10, 05:45 PM
520 days with out the company of a woman can be stressful
520 days in the company of a woman can be stressful :D

You mean, in the company of one woman only(?)
They should have their mothers with them.:rotfl2:

SteamWake
06-03-10, 09:18 PM
Just a thought but can mars even be reached in 500 days?

TLAM Strike
06-03-10, 09:32 PM
Just a thought but can mars even be reached in 500 days?

Yes. 500 days is about the travel time (both ways) with the minimum delta V.

http://projectrho.com/rocket/rocket3o.html

520 days with out the company of a woman can be stressful
520 days in the company of a woman can be stressful :DIn the absence of a woman an Frenchman can suffice.

Pg. 568 Sec. 4 of the NASA training manual on Interplanetary Flight.

Weiss Pinguin
06-04-10, 12:14 AM
520 days with out the company of a woman can be stressful
520 days in the company of a woman can be stressful :D
That sounds like an entirely different battery of tests.... Where do I sign up for that second one? :p2:

frau kaleun
06-04-10, 08:04 AM
Unlike men, women have a stupidity detector naturally implemented.

If this were true a lot more of you would be single.

P.S. If we can send six men to Mars... why can't we send them all? :O:

Weiss Pinguin
06-04-10, 08:31 AM
If this were true a lot more of you would be single.

P.S. If we can send six men to Mars... why can't we send them all? :O:
If we did that, who you would make sandwiches for?











http://jpgmag.com/blog/img/running1.jpg

frau kaleun
06-04-10, 08:48 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-pictures-cat-smacks-cat.jpg

krashkart
06-04-10, 09:04 AM
P.S. If we can send six men to Mars... why can't we send them all? :O:

Yes, well, I heard Venus has a dense, corrosive atmosphere. :O:


[EDIT] Oh, and it's barre.... no, mebbe not good idea. :har:

Alex
06-04-10, 02:07 PM
In the absence of a woman an Frenchman can suffice.
What an unfailing sense of humour.
Just a thought but can mars even be reached in 500 days?
Good question.

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If this were true a lot more of you would be single.
Indeed, you have a point here.
It IS true, seeing how impassive yet decent you remain giving respectful answers to people constantly requesting you to post a photo of yourself. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a75/Panzer_Kamerad/smileys/vexe.gif :O:

Unwavering nerves at their best. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a75/Panzer_Kamerad/smileys/bowdown.gif
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Weiss Pinguin
06-04-10, 02:16 PM
[EDIT] Oh, and it's barre.... no, mebbe not good idea. :har:
Ahem :lol: