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GoldenRivet
05-26-10, 08:22 PM
Im warning you.

im warning you!!!

seriously stop! :stare:

Im not going to warn you again! :x

this is your final warning. ;)

seriously! im seriously warning you! :hulk:


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936398 :har:

mookiemookie
05-26-10, 09:28 PM
I'm not touching youuuuuuu!

http://haleylandsman.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/touch.jpg

Ducimus
05-26-10, 10:15 PM
That reporter, got me thinking, "hmmm. that guy sounds like one of those uptight litigious bastards, who's big on 'Me, me, me' and personal space, and most definately from california."

So i watched it again. Town name sounded familar, and then. oh , whats this.... Channel 7... hmm. hmmm.. Logo matchs the channel number. Yup, that settles it! Nevermind the touchy feely guy, this reporters a douchebag!

You know what's sad? I can pick out a californian out of a group of strangers really easily just by their attitude. My GF and i were over at some souveiner shop in Zions national park in Utah some months back, and we ran into this couple, where the female rolled her eyes, and let out a "UGggghhhh" type of heavy sigh. It was clear that we "inconvienced" her by our very presence because she had to stop what she was doing because we were going by her. I forget exactly.. getting in/out of the car or something very normal. My GF picked up on it, and i said, "heh.. probably from califorinan. We, 'got in her way' probably."

As they got in their car and left ( were were still sitting in the car), we both peeked around and sure enough.... License plate was from california. I laughed pretty hard, but at the same time i was ashamed.

Sorry for hijack, but it never cease to amaze me how you can pick a Californian out. Maybe its easy where you are one. i dunno.

nikimcbee
05-26-10, 10:56 PM
JUST TOUCH ME ONCE MORE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3FamVZ6MGM&feature=related

SteamWake
05-27-10, 09:15 AM
That reporter, got me thinking, "hmmm. that guy sounds like one of those uptight litigious bastards, who's big on 'Me, me, me' and personal space, and most definately from california."

So i watched it again. Town name sounded familar, and then. oh , whats this.... Channel 7... hmm. hmmm.. Logo matchs the channel number. Yup, that settles it! Nevermind the touchy feely guy, this reporters a douchebag!

You know what's sad? I can pick out a californian out of a group of strangers really easily just by their attitude. My GF and i were over at some souveiner shop in Zions national park in Utah some months back, and we ran into this couple, where the female rolled her eyes, and let out a "UGggghhhh" type of heavy sigh. It was clear that we "inconvienced" her by our very presence because she had to stop what she was doing because we were going by her. I forget exactly.. getting in/out of the car or something very normal. My GF picked up on it, and i said, "heh.. probably from califorinan. We, 'got in her way' probably."

As they got in their car and left ( were were still sitting in the car), we both peeked around and sure enough.... License plate was from california. I laughed pretty hard, but at the same time i was ashamed.

Sorry for hijack, but it never cease to amaze me how you can pick a Californian out. Maybe its easy where you are one. i dunno.

Profiling :nope: :haha: :up:

I found it funny that the guy says 'dont touch me' and that just inspired the 'toucher' to pick it up a notch.

Weiss Pinguin
05-27-10, 09:37 AM
Profiling :nope: :haha: :up:
From a Californian no less!

Ducimus
05-27-10, 08:15 PM
I have never been above self criticism. :O:

edit:
Eventually im going to move out of state. When i do, the very first thing im going to do is ditch the Californian license plate and drivers license. They're like big badges of shame in some areas.

Ducimus
05-27-10, 08:31 PM
Heh oh and, apparently the video is not fake.


http://www.examiner.com/x-27745-SF-Headlines-Examiner~y2010m5d25-San-Franciscos-Laguna-Honda-Hospital-responds-to-Channel-7s-infamous-Do-not-touch-me-video

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/bio?section=ontv/stationinfo/bios&id=3281863

Reece
05-27-10, 09:30 PM
Well I think at first the reporter over reacted but then the guy just keeps on touching him, if I was the reporter I would be getting annoyed too!:-?

Ducimus
05-27-10, 10:15 PM
Personally, i think that touchy guy is either gay, from the deep south (their more touchy/feely down there if i remember right. Cultural thing as i recall), or he was deliberatly egging the douchebag reporter on. One of the three.

frau kaleun
05-27-10, 10:18 PM
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/celebrity-pictures-shatner-nimoy-bad-touch.jpg

Buddahaid
05-28-10, 12:31 AM
I have never been above self criticism. :O:

edit:
Eventually im going to move out of state. When i do, the very first thing im going to do is ditch the Californian license plate and drivers license. They're like big badges of shame in some areas.

What are you waiting for? Your in MY space, man!

Weiss Pinguin
05-28-10, 12:37 AM
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/celebrity-pictures-shatner-nimoy-bad-touch.jpg
:rotfl2:

Ducimus
05-28-10, 03:44 PM
What are you waiting for? Your in MY space, man!


Screw you, I was here first! :O:

AVGWarhawk
05-28-10, 03:50 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h37/the_plastikfork_killer/dont-touch-it-poster-image.jpg

Weiss Pinguin
05-28-10, 04:15 PM
Maybe we oughta get him this shirt:
http://rlv.zcache.com/no_touching_tshirt-p235930489781528756ca2c_400.jpg

Buddahaid
05-28-10, 05:04 PM
Screw you, I was here first! :O:

You have to cut your trees down. They're blocking my view (of your bathroom)! :rock:

Reece
05-28-10, 08:15 PM
While we're on the subject of No touching:
http://www.vickysjokes.com/images/no%20touch.jpg http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/03/NoTouching.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/12/129025233476199582.jpg