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Subnuts
05-21-10, 08:12 PM
I like to practice my own form of vigilantism - not with bullets, but with pixels. Few things irritate more than people who park diagonally across multiple parking spaces, park illegally in handicapped spots, park down the line, park in access zones, and so on.

So enjoy these picture I've taken of people in my neighborhood parking like douchebags.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9193/3121020559e27eed8117b.th.jpg (http://img197.imageshack.us/i/3121020559e27eed8117b.jpg/)

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9905/4541678708beb59a3392b.th.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/4541678708beb59a3392b.jpg/)

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7760/4558239123ef7ecded14b.th.jpg (http://img180.imageshack.us/i/4558239123ef7ecded14b.jpg/)

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7527/4568841045d7448da3dco.th.jpg (http://img8.imageshack.us/i/4568841045d7448da3dco.jpg/)

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6112/4569480842027b72211eb.th.jpg (http://img210.imageshack.us/i/4569480842027b72211eb.jpg/)

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1887/461553168105c5c061e2b.th.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/461553168105c5c061e2b.jpg/)

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/7650/46244126812c7ac23156b.th.jpg (http://img571.imageshack.us/i/46244126812c7ac23156b.jpg/)

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7392/462441305556ec27be2fb.th.jpg (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/462441305556ec27be2fb.jpg/)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3661/4628075098c4e878c26db.th.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/4628075098c4e878c26db.jpg/)

Task Force
05-21-10, 08:28 PM
I hate it when people do that.:yep:

Ducimus
05-21-10, 08:58 PM
There's a whole site dedicated to this.

http://www.youparklikean*******.com/
(word filter: youparklikeanass****.com, where as " **** " = hole )

Unfortuantely the picture gallery is coming up with SQL errors (at least on my machine), so that kinda kills the fun.

Ducimus
05-21-10, 09:04 PM
I hate it when people straddle between two parking stalls. They do it on purpose because they think their special. When i had a beater car, if they leave *JUST* enough room, i'd park right next to them and block their driver side door to where they can't open it.

frau kaleun
05-21-10, 10:37 PM
We had a guy in our building who used to do that. He'd park his precious whatever-it-was (not an expensive, new, or especially "cool" car, either) so it was straddling two parking spaces... not only that, but he'd take two spaces right in front of the entrance (and thus closest to the door).

So I got in the habit of pulling in and parking right up next to him anyway, as though I didn't realize that I was also straddling two spaces as a result. Just parking in what looked like the next spot, doncha know. Then somebody else would do the same thing to him on the other side.

I used to love to look out my front window and see that.

BTW I was told by a relative who used to work for the building's manager that the same dude once called 911 because a utility truck went in and out of our lot on a wet day and splashed mud on his car as it passed.

Jimbuna
05-22-10, 05:22 AM
Often in the UK we simply clamp the buggas....they soon learn from then on :DL

Isn't that Neals bike in the fourth picture :D

HunterICX
05-22-10, 05:30 AM
Isn't that Neals bike in the fourth picture :D

You better start running mate :haha:

HunterICX

krashkart
05-22-10, 05:41 AM
If only it were legal:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/CAT-D10N-pic001.jpg/800px-CAT-D10N-pic001.jpg

Schroeder
05-22-10, 05:41 AM
Often in the UK we simply clamp the buggas....they soon learn from then on :DL

I wish they were doing this here too. I hate it to see an athletic guy jumping out of his BMW, Mercedes, Porsche etc. which he had just parked on a handicapped spot.:nope:

Oberon
05-22-10, 07:33 AM
You'd have a field day around here Subnuts...that much is certain. :nope: I've seen some corkers every summer when the tourists descend. Not that some of the more elderly residents are that much better, one of them decided to park her car in a shop quite a few years back now. :dead:

Jimbuna
05-22-10, 09:14 AM
A few shining examples :DL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbLQsOmcHII

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ssAnMCudQ&feature=PlayList&p=0C03F89ED0E159EA&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdadG6tzBvw&feature=fvsr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bx3RO7FaRA

frau kaleun
05-22-10, 06:14 PM
If only it were legal:
<bulldozer pic>


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS1KluO1aIo

krashkart
05-22-10, 06:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS1KluO1aIo

:har::har: Corny and fun. :DL:up:

Spike88
05-22-10, 06:45 PM
I also hate when people park like douches just so they don't have to walk an extra five feet. I work at a gas station that is actually it's own exit off a major highway(you can only get to it and leave it through the Highway in question), and we have people park in places they shouldn't all the time.


The other thing that really bugs me is during rush hour traffic, we have people speed through our gas station to bypass the traffic. I love watching our local FHP officers sit there and pull everyone that does it over.

ivank
05-22-10, 07:19 PM
Oh! I have a story!
Last night some friends and I were hanging out at the local massive strip mall/IMAX place near us. We went to Taco Bell(my 1st time) and I parked 1 space away from the nearest car.(Something I always do) When we left Taco Bell like 20mins later some as*hole parked less then 3inches from me!(I know this because I went to Home Depot earlier and had measuring tape in the car. Well one of my friends had to climb on to my hood and in through the sunroof, i have an SUV so i did not care. But my other friend refused too. He wanted to confront the guy.

So we wait like 10 mins, and this guy ~18 comes out and he is dressed like one of those rappers but he is white :nope: what is wrong with todays youth*? Anyway he sees us waiting and notices my door touching his car. So he starting cursing and pretending to be "gangster" my friend and him get into a verbal fight which ending with me yelling at my friend to enter my car. As we pull away, he says "yea thats right, run away you crackers"

Now I am thinking, I drive a close to 3 ton SUV, and he is in this beat up POS old small Honda. I could drive over his car! But what ever, I stopped and thought about it, and drove off.

But what nerve, what is wrong with these people.

*I say this, and I am only 18, I am just more mature I guess

krashkart
05-22-10, 07:25 PM
Heh. A white dude called you a cracker, huh? Identity crisis. Whatever, anyway glad the idiot didn't try to be real OG and cap you or anything. Sounds like he's a complete blowhard. :salute:

ivank
05-22-10, 07:37 PM
Heh. A white dude called you a cracker, huh? Identity crisis. Whatever, anyway glad the idiot didn't try to be real OG and cap you or anything. Sounds like he's a complete blowhard. :salute:

Yea, the fact that he called my this, was the saddest part of my day. I am scared for our race and for humanity

Sledgehammer427
05-22-10, 07:38 PM
(we call them wiggers here:shucks:)
And my friends and I are not afraid to fight them. In high school we studied them and they never full-on bothered us, but we know from their fighting style that against any one of our friends (I am in possession of a USMC hand to hand combat training manual and my father was a bouncer, we have weekly get-togethers to discuss tactics and new styles) they would need a trip to the hospital. We are essentially a gang ourselves, but we never do anything that gives the police reason to bother us. because we are smart and we dont do anything illegal to begin with. I've heard that I scare them. buahaha

back to the OT, people here tend to be a better cut than the people out where everyone else lives. The closest I've seen is someone taking up a pair of spots in the very VERY far back of the parking lot at a restaurant because they have a really nice car. Nobody parks back there anyways and I respect their choice, but even THAT happens rarely.

Task Force
05-23-10, 12:17 AM
Oh! I have a story!
Last night some friends and I were hanging out at the local massive strip mall/IMAX place near us. We went to Taco Bell(my 1st time) and I parked 1 space away from the nearest car.(Something I always do) When we left Taco Bell like 20mins later some as*hole parked less then 3inches from me!(I know this because I went to Home Depot earlier and had measuring tape in the car. Well one of my friends had to climb on to my hood and in through the sunroof, i have an SUV so i did not care. But my other friend refused too. He wanted to confront the guy.

So we wait like 10 mins, and this guy ~18 comes out and he is dressed like one of those rappers but he is white :nope: what is wrong with todays youth*? Anyway he sees us waiting and notices my door touching his car. So he starting cursing and pretending to be "gangster" my friend and him get into a verbal fight which ending with me yelling at my friend to enter my car. As we pull away, he says "yea thats right, run away you crackers"

Now I am thinking, I drive a close to 3 ton SUV, and he is in this beat up POS old small Honda. I could drive over his car! But what ever, I stopped and thought about it, and drove off.

But what nerve, what is wrong with these people.

*I say this, and I am only 18, I am just more mature I guess

I HATE those white *******s who think they are black... *******ing idiots they are.:nope:

Bubblehead Nuke
05-23-10, 12:48 PM
The worst parking people by FAR are those who come to service stations/repair shops.

You can have a parking lot FULL of cars, people double parking all over the place and they will STILL pull right up to a just emptied bay and try to drive in.

Even better are those who park right in front of an just emptied bay, get out taking the keys WITH them and go inside. When you ask for the keys so you can move it they offer them to you asking if you are pulling them in right now, otherwise they prefer to hang on to their keys. They do this right in front of people who have been waiting for THEIR cars to be brought into the shop.

THAT is arrogance and bad parking all rolled into one.

DarkFish
05-23-10, 04:22 PM
Oh! I have a story!
[...]
But what nerve, what is wrong with these people.Well I can understand he's mad at the world for being born without brain cells. But still he doesn't have to take it out on you. Instead he could just pretend he does have brains, couldn't he?:doh:
So we wait like 10 mins, and this guy ~18 comes out and he is dressed like one of those rappers but he is white :nope: what is wrong with todays youth*?

*I say this, and I am only 18, I am just more mature I guessToday's youth is okay, it's just those gangsta rappers that aren't.
They've always got those attitudes of "oh look how tough I am, I killed my little sister because my pathetic gangsta boss asked me and after that I stole some brand new bling bling stuff to make my utterly small d*ck look a little larger"
:stare:
And now try to be so tough without having your guns on you. I beat your *sses so hard you won't be able to sit down for the entire rest of your pathetic little lives. Which won't be long probably, cause luckily those gangstas tend to have a rather short lifespan.:yeah:

Admiral8Q
05-23-10, 06:36 PM
Don't worry about those gangsta wannabees. They'll most likely live half their life in jail anyways.:88)

Back on topic, those douchbags should take lessons on an expert on parking. Check this out, my mother sent me this link from Belgium!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QksqWRqEfy0

ivank
05-23-10, 10:57 PM
Don't worry about those gangsta wannabees. They'll most likely live half their life in jail anyways.:88)

Back on topic, those douchbags should take lessons on an expert on parking. Check this out, my mother sent me this link from Belgium!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QksqWRqEfy0

:yeah::har:

Jimbuna
05-24-10, 06:04 AM
Now that's what I call utilising every centimetre of space :o

TarJak
05-24-10, 06:31 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2irp0r5.jpg
Anyone just taking up two spaces is just not trying hard enough.

Jimbuna
05-24-10, 07:02 AM
http://carfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/absolutely-idiotic-parking-2.jpg

There's always room for one more.

ivank
05-24-10, 11:01 AM
http://carfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/absolutely-idiotic-parking-2.jpg

There's always room for one more.

lol

tater
05-24-10, 02:50 PM
It's always funny to me when I see someone in a car they likely think is really special taking 2 spaces. The chances that I think it's anything to right home about? Virtually zero. You know what, far away from the "good" spaces close in to a store, if I saw a DB-9, or even a nice bimer taking 2 spaces, no big deal. Instead, it's some goon with a Mitsubishi or something, really close to the store wasting two spaces. Or some SUV.

A key sign for SUVs is backing into spaces. I see many a soccer mom with 3d spacial impairment backing some SUV bus into a space—presumably because they are afraid of backing OUT after they leave. Their ability to stay between the lines seems to be small—doesn't help their truck takes all but a couple inches of the space.

ivank
05-24-10, 09:10 PM
It's always funny to me when I see someone in a car they likely think is really special taking 2 spaces. The chances that I think it's anything to right home about? Virtually zero. You know what, far away from the "good" spaces close in to a store, if I saw a DB-9, or even a nice bimer taking 2 spaces, no big deal. Instead, it's some goon with a Mitsubishi or something, really close to the store wasting two spaces. Or some SUV.

A key sign for SUVs is backing into spaces. I see many a soccer mom with 3d spacial impairment backing some SUV bus into a space—presumably because they are afraid of backing OUT after they leave. Their ability to stay between the lines seems to be small—doesn't help their truck takes all but a couple inches of the space.

About the SUV thing, I have yet to back into a space, I find it much easier to pull straight in, backing out of the parking space is easy in my mind

Blacklight
05-24-10, 09:43 PM
Every other day when I go down to the local Dunkin' Donuts, there's this REALLY blinged out DAY-GLO GREEN station wagon (and I mean BLINGED with a capital BLINGED. The thing has shiny rims, tires that look solid and are only about an inch deep, air intake on the hood, tinted windows that look jet black, always super shiny and pristine, etc...) Well, every day I see this piece of work, it's always parked next to the handicapped space ON TOP OF THOSE BLOCKED OFF YELLOW SPACES WITH THE DIAGONAL LINES ON THEM. I'll try to get a pic of it when I go down there next.

I don't think I could get away with dropping off one of those flyers from "YouparklikeanA******.com around here though. In this town that I live in, the urban "thug life" is the "social norm" and what people seem to aspire to be here. And the "thug-lifes" vastly outnumber the "non-thug-lifes". I would probably be shot or something if anyone saw me putting something on their car around here.

tater
05-24-10, 11:55 PM
Bridgepo'?

;)

tater

Reece
05-25-10, 12:47 AM
This person failed the parking test, the location is handy though!
http://www.clumsycrooks.com/media/files11/pictures/shocking_accident.jpg

NeonSamurai
05-25-10, 09:29 AM
I dunno, I can understand the 2 parking spot thing at times. Lets face it most people are jerks who only give a damn about themselves. As such they have a tendency to open their doors and hit the side of your car in the process. Some cars, like mine don't have that side protection strip and can get dented as a result of these jackasses, and even with that strip it will still get screwed up with some people.

So sometimes I will do the 2 parking space thing, but I generally do it in the back where people aren't parking and when there is lots of space.

PS that septic truck in the first page is parked legally. Trucks of that size have to park like that as they are too long to park straight in over 4 spots. Semi trucks do that all the time in lots that don't have semi sized spaces. Now of course they are suppose to do it in the back of the lot which the septic truck seems to have done.

Jimbuna
05-25-10, 10:01 AM
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5852/womenparkinginharbor.jpg (http://img139.imageshack.us/i/womenparkinginharbor.jpg/)

HunterICX
05-25-10, 10:03 AM
^

that's gonna be a hard one to explain to your insurance :haha:

HunterICX

Blacklight
05-25-10, 11:50 AM
Bridgepo'?

;)

tater

Nope. New Britain ! :DL

Weiss Pinguin
05-25-10, 12:03 PM
A key sign for SUVs is backing into spaces. I see many a soccer mom with 3d spacial impairment backing some SUV bus into a space—presumably because they are afraid of backing OUT after they leave. Their ability to stay between the lines seems to be small—doesn't help their truck takes all but a couple inches of the space.
Eh, usually when I back in with our big-arse suburban I don't have a problem, but then again I'm not a girl ;) :shifty: My dad is insanely good at backing into any space, probably something to with 20+ years as an aviator...

Subnuts
09-15-10, 08:06 AM
Some more idiots:

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5613/4638944085f8732b9967b.th.jpg (http://img690.imageshack.us/i/4638944085f8732b9967b.jpg/)

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4384/47466252419311991366b.th.jpg (http://img202.imageshack.us/i/47466252419311991366b.jpg/)

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5849/483614312001d271c6d0b.th.jpg (http://img689.imageshack.us/i/483614312001d271c6d0b.jpg/)

RAMMING SPEED!
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/4076/4847151286e779612dfab.th.jpg (http://img543.imageshack.us/i/4847151286e779612dfab.jpg/)

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6859/48868018865e055a4496b.th.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/i/48868018865e055a4496b.jpg/)

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3867/48918201548f44ebf159b.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/i/48918201548f44ebf159b.jpg/)

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4159/492699229075212dd261b.th.jpg (http://img180.imageshack.us/i/492699229075212dd261b.jpg/)

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4715/4933702030184d6112d3b.th.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/i/4933702030184d6112d3b.jpg/)

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/5466/499162695620b4ce825fb.th.jpg (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/499162695620b4ce825fb.jpg/)

Herr-Berbunch
09-15-10, 08:40 AM
Oh! I have a story!
Last night some friends and I were hanging out at the local massive strip mall/IMAX place near us. We went to Taco Bell(my 1st time) and I parked 1 space away from the nearest car.(Something I always do) When we left Taco Bell like 20mins later some as*hole parked less then 3inches from me!(I know this because I went to Home Depot earlier and had measuring tape in the car. Well one of my friends had to climb on to my hood and in through the sunroof, i have an SUV so i did not care. But my other friend refused too. He wanted to confront the guy.

So we wait like 10 mins, and this guy ~18 comes out and he is dressed like one of those rappers but he is white :nope: what is wrong with todays youth*? Anyway he sees us waiting and notices my door touching his car. So he starting cursing and pretending to be "gangster" my friend and him get into a verbal fight which ending with me yelling at my friend to enter my car. As we pull away, he says "yea thats right, run away you crackers"

Now I am thinking, I drive a close to 3 ton SUV, and he is in this beat up POS old small Honda. I could drive over his car! But what ever, I stopped and thought about it, and drove off.

But what nerve, what is wrong with these people.

*I say this, and I am only 18, I am just more mature I guess

If you do decide to become more immature, then turn your wheels onto full lock and move a few inches - then it's just your tyres v thin metal door and I know which would give in first :yep:, not that I've done it... yet :D

tater
09-15-10, 08:43 AM
I get POed about far less than those images. IMO, if you so much as touch the line between spaces, you should have points taken off the license. Make a special cop car that drives around taking pictures like yours, and if the car is not between the lines, they get a ticket.

If you have such a large vehicle you cannot reliably get it between the lines, you're not a good enough driver to deserve it.

If someone parks and touches the line so I have trouble getting in the car, I will intentionally bang them with my door.

frau kaleun
09-15-10, 09:02 AM
There is someone who works at the office next door to mine who simply cannot pull his/her car into a parking space at the proper angle. This person used to own a biga$$ Caddy, now it's some kind of ginormous SUV.

The parking spaces in our shared lot are spacious enough to allow either vehicle to pull in straight and be completely within all the painted lines but this doofus just doesn't care. Every single time either the front or back end of the vehicle has one wheel/corner over the line into the next space because this person just pulls in at any old angle and then leaves it there. Sometimes a front corner is jutting into one adjoining space and a back corner is jutting into the space on the other side. :nope:

Considering that the lot is essentially empty when he/she arrives in the morning, there really is no excuse. It's not like some other vehicle is making it impossible or difficult to maneuver the thing properly into the space.

It's all I can do not to key the thing on my way past every day. What I'd really like to do is get someone else to pull straight into one of the adjoining spaces, as close to the offending portion of the vehicle as possible without hitting it. Then I'd pull into the space on the other side, doing the same to the opposite "corner" of the car. Thus making it impossible for this moron to go either forward or back without hitting one of us. So far it hasn't happened, but I can dream.

Gerald
09-15-10, 09:25 AM
:O:

Sledgehammer427
09-15-10, 10:25 AM
Every other day when I go down to the local Dunkin' Donuts, there's this REALLY blinged out DAY-GLO GREEN station wagon (and I mean BLINGED with a capital BLINGED. The thing has shiny rims, tires that look solid and are only about an inch deep, air intake on the hood, tinted windows that look jet black, always super shiny and pristine, etc...) Well, every day I see this piece of work, it's always parked next to the handicapped space ON TOP OF THOSE BLOCKED OFF YELLOW SPACES WITH THE DIAGONAL LINES ON THEM. I'll try to get a pic of it when I go down there next.

I don't think I could get away with dropping off one of those flyers from "YouparklikeanA******.com around here though. In this town that I live in, the urban "thug life" is the "social norm" and what people seem to aspire to be here. And the "thug-lifes" vastly outnumber the "non-thug-lifes". I would probably be shot or something if anyone saw me putting something on their car around here.
I wonder what the chances of seeing that car in New Haven are...I swear I have seen such a vehicle.

Sailor Steve
09-15-10, 11:11 AM
I wish they were doing this here too. I hate it to see an athletic guy jumping out of his BMW, Mercedes, Porsche etc. which he had just parked on a handicapped spot.:nope:

My friend Rocky lost a leg to an infection fifteen years ago. He was formerly athletic. Now he's sixty-two, wears a prosthetic, drives a minivan and...

...absolutely refuses to get a handicapped sticker or use a handicapped parking spot. When one of us asked him why, he replied "Why should I? I can walk. Those spots are for people who really need them!"

frau kaleun
09-15-10, 11:16 AM
Reminds me of a friend's father - in his early 80s he was still working part-time, as a driver for one of the local medical labs. Going all over town, picking up specimens and dropping off supplies.

His kids were concerned about him spending so much time behind the wheel in heavy traffic areas, on the highways, etc. They gently suggested that maybe he could find another type of job if he still wanted to work. He asked what they had in mind. Someone mentioned applying to be a greeter at the new Wal-Mart opening up nearby.

He was shocked and insulted because, as he said, "that's for old people!"

Sailor Steve
09-15-10, 11:19 AM
:rotfl2::rock:

Jimbuna
09-15-10, 11:40 AM
Not a great place to park I reckon :hmmm:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IX8poG1JX9c/SfbMLp3Ty9I/AAAAAAAAAXw/R_RtkwOUEj8/s400/weird_car_accident_buffalo_2.jpg

Takeda Shingen
09-15-10, 12:44 PM
Not a great place to park I reckon :hmmm:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IX8poG1JX9c/SfbMLp3Ty9I/AAAAAAAAAXw/R_RtkwOUEj8/s400/weird_car_accident_buffalo_2.jpg

That's fantastic. :haha:

Gerald
09-15-10, 12:49 PM
Not a great place to park I reckon :hmmm:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IX8poG1JX9c/SfbMLp3Ty9I/AAAAAAAAAXw/R_RtkwOUEj8/s400/weird_car_accident_buffalo_2.jpg :hmmm:

Jimbuna
09-15-10, 03:03 PM
This actually happened to one of my colleagues (not this actual photo) so he arrested the Traffic Warden for 'threatening a breach of the peace'

The situation soon turned messy and a face saving end for both parties was agreed....the ticket was cancelled and the cuffs were removed :DL

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/gazettelive2/jul2009/9/8/parking-ticket-on-a-police-car-587241800.jpg http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/gazettelive2/jul2009/0/2/parking-ticket-on-a-police-car-896311624.jpg

Gerald
09-15-10, 03:10 PM
This actually happened to one of my colleagues (not this actual photo) so he arrested the Traffic Warden for 'threatening a breach of the peace'

The situation soon turned messy and a face saving end for both parties was agreed....the ticket was cancelled and the cuffs were removed :DL

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/gazettelive2/jul2009/9/8/parking-ticket-on-a-police-car-587241800.jpg http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/gazettelive2/jul2009/0/2/parking-ticket-on-a-police-car-896311624.jpg yes, there are many nuts :yep:

TFatseas
09-15-10, 04:10 PM
Not a great place to park I reckon :hmmm:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IX8poG1JX9c/SfbMLp3Ty9I/AAAAAAAAAXw/R_RtkwOUEj8/s400/weird_car_accident_buffalo_2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J488dQHjHt4

conus00
09-15-10, 05:21 PM
I wish they were doing this here too. I hate it to see an athletic guy jumping out of his BMW, Mercedes, Porsche etc. which he had just parked on a handicapped spot.:nope:

Hey, hey, hey what are you talking about? If you see "athletic guy jumping out of his BMW, Mercedes, Porsche etc. which he had just parked on a handicapped spot" he has every right to be parked at that spot. He is suffering from "very small penis" (can I even say the p-word here in subsim, oh hell it's in English dictionary after all). That is as bad (if not worse) disability than any other... :nope:

Platapus
09-15-10, 05:27 PM
If only it were legal:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/CAT-D10N-pic001.jpg/800px-CAT-D10N-pic001.jpg

I was licensed to drive the D-10 when I was in the military. Talk about power! There were two choices equally available to the D-10.

1. Go through it
2. Go over it

The D-10 really did not care which. Most of my time was with the D-7 and 9, but the times I worked the D-10 were fun. :yeah:

krashkart
09-16-10, 10:39 AM
I was licensed to drive the D-10 when I was in the military. Talk about power! There were two choices equally available to the D-10.

1. Go through it
2. Go over it

The D-10 really did not care which. Most of my time was with the D-7 and 9, but the times I worked the D-10 were fun. :yeah:

With those two choices... I'd be a happy camper. :DL

Jimbuna
09-17-10, 06:47 AM
That D-10 looks like a bit of a monster....wouldn't have minded having that close at hand on the odd occasion :DL

krashkart
09-17-10, 07:58 AM
Hey, that gives me an idea. :hmmm: I have an uncle who works for a CAT distributor. I wonder if he'd swing me a ride in one sometime. :)