Subsim army of zombies

[longam]

Seems everything has bacon

http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/bacon_popcorn.jpg

[krashkart]

Bacon sucks. :nope:















*ponder*


*upscroll upscroll upscroll*

Anyone who argues with this, we feed to the zombies. Deal?

Oh no... :o

[frau kaleun]

Bacon sucks. :nope:

Burn him! BURN THE BLASPHEMER!

[frau kaleun]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129205800868842105.png

[krashkart]

Burn him! BURN THE BLASPHEMER!


No! No!, Please, I repent! I rrreeeepeeeennnnt!!! :wah:

[Reece]

Burn him! BURN THE BLASPHEMER!
You're right there Frau Kaleun, I'm not a great pork fan but how could I enjoy my steak and bacon pies without it!:hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Where pork is concerned I must be one of the true believers. I love Denny's Ultimate Omelet: Three eggs, mushrooms, peppers, bacon, ham and sausage! My favorite pizza has ham, sausage, mushrooms and olives. My favorite home breakfast is a big tupperware bowl with the same: eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, mushrooms and some fried potatoes.

Pork chops, pork ribs, barbecued pork sandwich...don't get me wrong, I love beef too, but this isn't about that. :sunny:

[frau kaleun]

You're right there Frau Kaleun, I'm not a great pork fan but how could I enjoy my steak and bacon pies without it!:hmmm:

Same here. I'm not crazy about pork in general but bacon is the fairy dust of the food community:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzscym3xc80&feature=related

[Takeda Shingen]

Good lord, how many zombie jokes could people posibly have? I can't believe the shelf-life of this thread.

[frau kaleun]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/12/2/12/zombie-bacon-there-were-all-finished-4408-1259774743-0.jpg

:O:

[krashkart]

Good lord, how many zombie jokes could people posibly have? I can't believe the shelf-life of this thread.

You have underestimated the power of geek zombie humor. :03:

[Sailor Steve]

Good lord, how many zombie jokes could people posibly have? I can't believe the shelf-life of this thread.
Absolutely! If it won't die I'll never get my chance to turn it into a real zombie thread!

I'm miffed! Miffed I tell you!




Miffed!

Yes, I'm finding the word funny at the moment. Miffed!

[krashkart]

Takeda doesn't have a zombie thread survival kit yet. :DL

[krashkart]

Got Pork??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IOvFA8LLE&feature=PlayList&p=6DF6B0AD6CE99F1A&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=13


Careful, it's in a playlist.

[scratch81]

I agree, can't have a burger without liberal ammounts of bacon and cheddar... mmmm cheeeese

[McBeck]

I agree, can't have a burger without liberal ammounts of bacon and cheddar... mmmm cheeeese
Then check THIS out :)

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

[TarJak]

Good lord, how many zombie jokes could people posibly have? I can't believe the shelf-life of this thread.
Zombies don't have so much as a long shelf-life but rather a long half-life.:D

[kriller2]

The coolest zombie film ever made :yeah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI

[Reece]

The coolest zombie film ever made :yeah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEIHi Kriller, good to see you on SS again!:up: That was a funny segment,:yep: what was the name of the film?:hmmm:

[kriller2]

Hi Kriller, good to see you on SS again!:up: That was a funny segment,:yep: what was the name of the film?:hmmm:

Hi Reeca, thanks, yes first I decided to skip SH5, but w_clear convinced me that the gameplay was good and the game so decided to give it a tryout ;)

The clip is from the movie "braindead" which is a funny zombiefilm by Peter Jackson.

[Reece]

Thanks for the info!:up:

[gimpy117]

http://www.zombiepanic.org/site/index.php

zombie game for when UBI's servers go wonky? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Belly Pork...a relatively cheap cut of meat but a great favourite in the buna household all the same...especialy nice on a BBQ

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6629/bellyporklinedup.jpg (http://img682.imageshack.us/i/bellyporklinedup.jpg/)

[gimpy117]

Belly Pork...a relatively cheap cut of meat but a great favourite in the buna household all the same...especialy nice on a BBQ

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6629/bellyporklinedup.jpg (http://img682.imageshack.us/i/bellyporklinedup.jpg/)

Aslo known as side pork If i'm not mistaken?

[krashkart]

Aslo known as side pork If i'm not mistaken?


Are you two-timing your pork? Shame on you! :stare:


:DL

[Jimbuna]

Aslo known as side pork If i'm not mistaken?

Yes, I believe so :DL

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7751/bonelesssidepork.jpg (http://img64.imageshack.us/i/bonelesssidepork.jpg/)

[Dutch]

Oh dear! This calls for a sign:
http://www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/capt973bc9c198ad455496f74daf552fdfa5correction_zom bies_ahead_ny136.jpg

In Austin, Tx a few months back some college kids hacked into the traffic system (yea I know pathetic right? lol) and put a similar warning on every highway leading into Austin for miles. I just remember seeing it on the local news. I definitely had a rolfcopter moment. I'd given them an A, an A+ if they were hot cheerleaders who love fighting Zombies!

[krashkart]

I'd give them an A++ if they were hot cheerleaders with skillz. :DL

[scratch81]

In Austin, Tx a few months back some college kids hacked into the traffic system (yea I know pathetic right? lol) and put a similar warning on every highway leading into Austin for miles. I just remember seeing it on the local news. I definitely had a rolfcopter moment. I'd given them an A, an A+ if they were hot cheerleaders who love fighting Zombies!


Thats what i loved about working in austin 10 years back. never a dull moment.

[gimpy117]

Are you two-timing your pork? Shame on you! :stare:


:DL

Ha ha yeah. I am. there's like 2 names for every cut of meat. Hamburger is Salisbury steak, Delmonico's are aslo known as rib eye. Denver steaks cut thick are english cut roasts. Side pork is just unsmoked bacon...you ge tthe idea.

Yes, I believe so :DL

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7751/bonelesssidepork.jpg (http://img64.imageshack.us/i/bonelesssidepork.jpg/)

yes! i knew it! we sell that where i work. its not a hot seller but it does well
its too bad I can't sent you some Bison (also know as buffalo) its a wonderful meat...nice and lean yet very tasty and a little sweeter than beef

[krashkart]

... its a wonderful meat...nice and lean yet very tasty and a little sweeter than beef

Ehm, are you and Reece, y'know... "friends"?? :06:


Sorry, I just couldn't resist the temptation. :D


*flee*


waaaaahahahahaha... *cough cough* *COUGH* *sniff* ...hahahahaaa!

:lurk:

[gimpy117]

Ehm, are you and Reece, y'know... "friends"?? :06:


Sorry, I just couldn't resist the temptation. :D


*flee*


waaaaahahahahaha... *cough cough* *COUGH* *sniff* ...hahahahaaa!

:lurk:

lol yeah I work in a meat dept. when i started there last year i heard every meat joke under the sun. ;)

[krashkart]

Right on. One of these days I might have to switch up the meat diet a little and try side/belly pork. :up:

Poor ol' Reece. I pick on him so much. :D

[Reece]

Right on. One of these days I might have to switch up the meat diet a little and try side/belly pork. :up:

Poor ol' Reece. I pick on him so much. :DI can take it!
http://therumpus.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny_pig.gif

[Reece]

As you can see, Jim loves his pork:
http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/907500/907892_c81a_625x1000.jpg
http://a1.phobos.apple.com/us/r1000/038/Purple/32/3e/5a/mzl.algaesgq.320x480-75.jpg
OMG!! Is that Jim?

[krashkart]

:rotfl2::up:

[Jimbuna]

Nothing wrong with pork...tis good for you.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6193/pigman.jpg (http://img716.imageshack.us/i/pigman.jpg/)

[Sailor Steve]

Have you seen the little piggies, playing in the dirt?

[JScones]

Have you seen the little piggies, playing in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies, life is getting worse...

Much rather be a bigger piggy in a starched white shirt, myself.

[scratch81]

lol yeah I work in a meat dept. when i started there last year i heard every meat joke under the sun. ;)

Ditto, 3 yrs of it, coming to an end finally in 6 weeks

[krashkart]

Hehe. The thread that will not die. :DL


Long Live The Zombie Thread! :rock::woot::()1:

[scratch81]

Hehe. The thread that will not die. :DL


Long Live The Zombie Thread! :rock::woot::()1:

Just when you thought it was safe to come back to subsim.

[JScones]

What I find hilarious is that this is the most popular (non-stickied) thread on the SH5 forum...and it has nothing to do with SH5! :haha:

[krashkart]

That, and that it started out pretty badly. :DL

[scratch81]

That, and that it started out pretty badly. :DL

and just went down hill from there.

[krashkart]

and just went down hill from there.

How? All we did was post a bunch of zombie pictures and.... oh, yeah now I see what you're saying. :O:

[EDIT]

It's probably written in some obscure ancient text that a zombie thread would derail the natural order of the universe and bring about catastrophe. :D

[scratch81]

How? All we did was post a bunch of zombie pictures and.... oh, yeah now I see what you're saying. :O:

[EDIT]

It's probably written in some obscure ancient text that a zombie thread would derail the natural order of the universe and bring about catastrophe. :D


probably on the myan calendar

[Arclight]

This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a zombie-thread.

[krashkart]

This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a zombie-thread.

*sigh* Yes, depressing isn't it? :nope: But there is an upside to all of this:


Free brainzzz every Thursday! :yeah:
50% off to anyone wearing lederhosen

(prices subject to change)

[Sailor Steve]

Don't want strudel...want brainzzz.

[krashkart]

Don't want strudel...want brainzzz.

Corrected. :03:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.strand-theatre-shelbyville.org/wp-content/uploads/Fulci_zombie.jpg

[Madox58]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Imok.jpg

[Dowly]

:haha:

[krashkart]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n12/privateer_2006/Imok.jpg


:rotfl2::up:

[Sailor Steve]

Hehe. The thread that will not die. :DL


Long Live The Zombie Thread! :rock::woot::()1:
But a zombie is already dead, so if it lives then it's not a zombie thread...

But if it's dead then it can't "live long and prosper".

But if it lives then it's not...

I guess it's undead. "Long die the zombie thread?"

But if it dies then it's not a thread anymore...:doh:

[longam]

http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/RomancingSaga3/Smilies/emot-zombie.gif <- Zombie

[krashkart]

But a zombie is already dead, so if it lives then it's not a zombie thread...

But if it's dead then it can't "live long and prosper".

But if it lives then it's not...

I guess it's undead. "Long die the zombie thread?"

But if it dies then it's not a thread anymore...:doh:

"Decompose well and prosper"... ? :hmmm:

But if a zombie decomposes, how would it prosper? Unless it sells itself off as mulch, I suppose. :o



SALE SALE SALE!
Zombie Mulch - was $5.99/lb., now only $2.99/lb. !!!

Plus: Buy ten pounds and receive a complimentary brain bagel sandwich!

But a zombie would only have a few pounds of mulch to sell, therefore it would not be a very prosperous business. :hmm2:

I think I just thought myself into a corner, Steve. :huh:

[Sailor Steve]

I think I just thought myself into a corner, Steve. :huh:
Thinking too much is bad for you. Trust me, I know.

I think.

[Jimbuna]

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img110/1235/zombiexv8.gif

[frau kaleun]

Brainz... braaaaaainz... BRAAAAAA--

oooh BACON!

http://www.t-shirtrater.com/images/bacon/zombie.jpg

[krashkart]

Bacon? Bacon sux0rz lolollololl!!111 lollerskates


:o


Anyone who argues with this, we feed to the zombies. Deal?

*sigh* Would you like some wine with your side of krashkart? :damn:

[aergistal]

I am glad to see that the zombified community is keeping the flag up. That's the spirit, retarded pile of junk! Don't disappoint us, the ones that are still above the waterline, we always need some decoys to clear our way.

I think it's safe to assume that most people here prefer to be below the waterline :DL

[Will-Rommel]

Nice one Aergistal :rotfl2:

[krashkart]

:up:

[Reece]

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/4258/zombiewarn1sd7.jpghttp://libraryofthelivingdead.lefora.com/composition/attachment/7fdf771a93400f6d37cc0f936cc8ffd1/320063/346660-6-zombie-birthday.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Subsim zombies, let your freak flags fly!

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/6087/1089281-flag_zombie_large.jpg

[krashkart]

I don't have a freak flag... :cry:

[Task Force]

Yay!!! This thread has a troll again!!!!

[frau kaleun]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k76/eridees/troll.jpg

Awww, he's so cute! Can we keep him?

[Arclight]

Fine, but don't expect me to clean up after him. :nope:


We'll leave that to the moderators. :lol: ;)

[Jimbuna]

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5074/trollsprayxj41.jpg

[robbo180265]

This thread is a real..................






http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/robbo180265/trollercoaster.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Dear sir;

I find the above highly offensive. Interjecting a picture of trolls in a zombie thread is objectionable, insulting and rude, to say the least. In fact it is so objectionable, insulting and rude that I shall post it again, just to prove my point.

This thread is a real..................






http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/robbo180265/trollercoaster.jpg






I believe that Mr 180265 (if indeed that is his real fake screen name) is just trying to provoke me. He is, in fact, a troll himself, and not a real zombie. Will the modernmakers, or whatever they are called, please remove the offensive material and eject Mr 180265 from the premises (as forcefully as possible) and ban him from ever entering this place again? This is a respectable establishment, and his kind are not wanted.

Yours;

Henry J Zombie (Mrs)

[u-168]

wow there is really no need to talk about your mum like that m8 she is not all that bad:salute:


U-168

P.s. dont diss my forum or i will unleash the GWX TEAM!!!!! they are not zombies but wolves, just as good :rock:

[smilinicon]

why do you keep feeding this dead horse?

[robbo180265]

Dear sir;

I find the above highly offensive. Interjecting a picture of trolls in a zombie thread is objectionable, insulting and rude, to say the least. In fact it is so objectionable, insulting and rude that I shall post it again, just to prove my point.


I believe that Mr 180265 (if indeed that is his real fake screen name) is just trying to provoke me. He is, in fact, a troll himself, and not a real zombie. Will the modernmakers, or whatever they are called, please remove the offensive material and eject Mr 180265 from the premises (as forcefully as possible) and ban him from ever entering this place again? This is a respectable establishment, and his kind are not wanted.

Yours;

Henry J Zombie (Mrs)

:har::har::har:

Python humour at it's finest:rotfl2::arrgh!:

[robbo180265]

why do you keep feeding this dead horse?

'cos it's fun:O:

[scratch81]

why do you keep feeding this undead horse?


Fixed

[krashkart]

We have undead horses now? Sweet! :up:

[Reece]

why do you keep feeding this dead horse?http://blog.pappastax.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dead-horse.png
Because it's fun! I prefer beating it with a stick!:yep: Don't ask me why though!:hmmm:

[Reece]

We have undead horses now? Sweet! :up:
http://chiefsheepy.com/images/artblog/zombie%20horse%20small.jpg

[Ducimus]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/333/e/0/ZOMBIE_HORSE_WANT_BRAINS_by_Oskarmandude.jpg

[u-168]

LOLZ i like the head through the window:salute:

We keep it alive as it is a good out let :O:


U-168:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2524/3856476334_1095de58bf.jpg

[u-168]

WOW that pic is really er booked up lolz.

Is that a real book or film or something????

U-168

[Bulkhead]

Oh my...he is a bigger idiot than me!!!

[limkol]

Have a look at this.....sick and funny as hell.....what does that remind you of?

http://www.rte.ie/storyland/zombiebashers/index.html

watch all 6 episodes.

[longam]

http://www.longam.net/SH4/ZOMBIEHORSE.JPG

[Reece]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/042/f/b/Bipedal_Horse_and_rider_zombie_by_sonofamortician. jpg

[gimpy117]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom//archive/index.php/t-94969.html (http://www.subsim.com/archive/index.php/t-94969.html)

ghost uboat! :o

[krashkart]

Link takes me to the Subsim homepage. :hmmm:

[Reece]

Link takes me to the Subsim homepage. :hmmm:Bump!:cry:

[Ducimus]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/9/633721557280249760-NaziZombies.jpg

[aergistal]

Link takes me to the Subsim homepage. :hmmm:

There you go
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=94969 (http://www.subsim.com/showthread.php?t=94969)

uh uh, it's haunted :DL
copy-paste in new tab and it works

that is because someone edited something and forgot to add the /radioroom/ folder to the path so it tries to go to
http://www.subsim.com/showthread.php?t=94969 instead.

[krashkart]

Thanks. :up:

[Jimbuna]

Both links still lead me to the SS homepage :hmmm:

[krashkart]

I got it to work. If you click on the link proper, you get this address:

http://www.subsim.com/showthread.php?t=94969

Select and copy the line below, then paste into the browser address bar. It should take you to a thread titled "The Haunted U-boat U-65 in WWI":

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=94969


They forgot to put in the 'radioroom/' portion of the address.

[Reece]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom//archive/index.php/t-94969.html (http://www.subsim.com/archive/index.php/t-94969.html)

ghost uboat! :oWow, all I can say is:
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/Reecehk/ArteJohnson.jpg
Very Interesting!:hmmm:

[aergistal]

I got it to work.

No, sir! <I> got it to work! :O:

Maybe it has been haxed by zombie-trolls :o That's why you should always use fire AND acid on them!

[krashkart]

No, sir! <I> got it to work! :O:

Maybe it has been haxed by zombie-trolls :o That's why you should always use fire AND acid on them!

Sorry, my bad. :DL


Fire and acid, and a MAG-10 shotgun for good measure. :shucks:

[McBeck]

BRAINZZZ

[Reece]

BRAINZZZWhat!! You need some McBeck?:hmmm:

[Task Force]

What!! You need some McBeck?:hmmm:

Yea, lend him yours...

[Sailor Steve]

ghost uboat! :o
If you read that whole thread you will see a post by The Avon Lady that shows it to be fiction, written in the 1970s.

[Reece]

Yea, lend him yours...
Probably too much to handle though!:O:

[u-168]

Both links still lead me to the SS homepage :hmmm:


AAAA HA!!!! SS YOU ARE A NAZI ZOMBIE BRAIN EATER:rotfl2:



U-168:salute:

[Jimbuna]

AAAA HA!!!! SS YOU ARE A NAZI ZOMBIE BRAIN EATER:rotfl2:

U-168:salute:

No...never!!


http://geekflavor.com/files/2009/02/dead-snow.jpg

[krashkart]

No...never!!


http://geekflavor.com/files/2009/02/dead-snow.jpg

^ Mr. Buna, during his short-lived stint as tour guide... :D

"Velcome to London, ladies und gentlemans. May I show you... your BRAINZ!?" *nom nom*


Several months later it was decided that he would be better suited as a crime fighter. ;) Nooobody expects the Zombie Buna! (fetch the comfy chair)

[gimpy117]

If you read that whole thread you will see a post by The Avon Lady that shows it to be fiction, written in the 1970s.

Bummer.

this should make up for it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90TW-p3rkQk

[Reece]

http://www.karneval-megastore.de/product_images/images/big/100442-fat-biker_a_big.jpg
The next Zombie to step out of line is gonna get a fair whipping!

[McBeck]

Probably too much to handle though!:O:
Nahh...I have a big head!

[Reece]

Nahh...I have a big head!:har: As long as you don't get too top heavy!:yep:

[Sailor Steve]

:har: As long as you don't get too top heavy!:yep:
Or he can't get it inside that little submarine anymore. :O:

[McBeck]

Or he can't get it inside that little submarine anymore. :O:If my ass can fit - so can my head!:up:

[THE_MASK]

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3592/deadzk.jpg (http://img689.imageshack.us/i/deadzk.jpg/)

[Reece]

^ ???:hmmm:

[aergistal]

Sober's image

History repeats itself. Heinrich comes back to a Type VII U-29. This must be taken before he and Lt. Klenze went down to visit the temple.

The moral of the story: stop pocketing dead sailor's belongings.

[Jimbuna]

^ ???:hmmm:

Blood on the gratings :o

[McBeck]

A ghost/zombie sub :o

[Sailor Steve]

If my ass can fit - so can my head!:up:
:rotfl2::rock::yeah:

[Reece]

Blood on the gratings :oOh I see,:oops: I was looking for relevance to the prior post!:D

[Jimbuna]

Oh I see,:oops: I was looking for relevance to the prior post!:D

Well you would....being an Australian :O:

[gimpy117]

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3592/deadzk.jpg (http://img689.imageshack.us/i/deadzk.jpg/)

OKAY! who bled all over my submarine! Somebody better clean that up! :rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

The bubbles are too big, the foam isn't white enough. So there.




No, wait, wrong thread!




Blood? What blood? I see no blood.
<scrapes evidence with boot>

[Jimbuna]

OKAY! who bled all over my submarine! Somebody better clean that up! :rotfl2:

I thought that would have been bloody obvious :DL

[Madox58]

The bubbles are too big, the foam isn't white enough. So there.




No, wait, wrong thread!




Blood? What blood? I see no blood.
<scrapes evidence with boot>

Well I watch CSI and the blood splatter is all wrong!
There's puddles on the high deck and high velocity splatter on the lower deck.
But there should also be high velocity splatter on the high deck also,
near the edges, judgeing from the placement of the puddles.
:hmmm:

Plus there's no blood on the wooden seats or rails!
:-?

This is a crime for jimbuna to look into!
:rock:

[Sailor Steve]

Well I watch CSI and the blood splatter is all wrong
I don't watch CSI, but Dexter agrees...

This is a crime for jimbuna to look into!
:rock:
Does he have forensic training? Or is he just going to show up and scare the bad guys into confessing? :hulk:

[Buddahaid]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/tnb_82_ru_pb.jpg

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/tnb_28_brit_pb.jpg


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/tnb_10_pb.jpg

Read the book! All about Nazi subs and ZOMBIES!!

[Madox58]

I don't watch CSI, but Dexter agrees...


Does he have forensic training? Or is he just going to show up and scare the bad guys into confessing? :hulk:

Who is Dexter?

And now my head hurts!
(notice I didn't post Brains?)
(DOH!!)
:har:

[gimpy117]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/tnb_82_ru_pb.jpg

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/tnb_28_brit_pb.jpg


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/tnb_10_pb.jpg

Read the book! All about Nazi subs and ZOMBIES!!

The only way to make a deadly German submarine MORE scary...put zombies on it! :haha:

[frau kaleun]

The only way to make a deadly German submarine MORE scary...put zombies on it! :haha:

Even scarier: Zombie Bernard.

[scratch81]

I'm sure Bernard would even somehow screw up being a zombie. "raaah... traaaaaaains"

[frau kaleun]

I'm sure Bernard would even somehow screw up being a zombie. "raaah... traaaaaaains"

:rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

Who is Dexter?
Dexter is the head blood forensics guy for the Miami Beach PD.

He's also a serial killer.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0773262/

[Reece]

Well you would....being an Australian :O:Hey that's not very nice!:eek: Now look what you've done:
:cry: :cry: :wah:

[Sailor Steve]

Hey that's not very nice!:eek:
The truth never is. :rotfl2:

[Reece]

The truth never is. :rotfl2:And that's even worse!!:eek:
:cry: :cry: :wah:

[Reece]

A happy Zombie:
http://www.funiacs.com/poze/mare/urod.at.ua_17_1241534317.jpg
Brainz!! I need Steve's brainz!!

[Sailor Steve]

:har:

Take them! I never use them anyway! :gulp:

[Jimbuna]

Was Jesus a zombie too?

John 6:54
Who ever eat my flesh, and drink my blood, hath eternal life;
John 6:55
For my flesh is meat, and my blood is drink!
Matthew 28:7
And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead;
Mark 9:10
And they kept that saying with themselves, questioning one with another what the rising from the dead should mean.
Luke 7:15
And he that was dead sat up, and began to speak
Luke 24:5
And as they were afraid, and bowed down their faces to the earth, they said unto them, Why seek ye the living among the dead?
John 2:22
When therefore he was risen from the dead
John 21:14
This is now the third time that Jesus shewed himself to his disciples, after that he was risen from the dead.
Romans 14:9
For to this end Christ both died, and rose, and revived, that he might be Lord both of the dead and living.

[krashkart]

I thought there was something kinda off about those missionaries that came to my door last time. :hmmm:

[Arclight]

Did the clawing at the door give them away?

[frau kaleun]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XyfCkEpAEMI/S7UH-maCWYI/AAAAAAAAARw/mdgtCGfuY1E/s400/ZombieJesusComic.gif

[krashkart]

Did the clawing at the door give them away?

Nah, I mean they were cool with me and all. It's just that the one lost his arm (he was actually holding it in his hand when I opened the door) and the other looked kinda pale. Strange shade of lipstick, too. :hmmm:

[PeKlo]

And what about those Jewish zombies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90TW-p3rkQk :har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/upload/2006/07/HitlerZombie-756531.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

And what about those Jewish zombies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90TW-p3rkQk :har::har::har:
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

Dat vas a gut von!

[SteelViking]

Speaking of zombies(especially Nazi zombies), has anyone actually played the campaign in COD 5? I always play the zombie levels.:har:

[danurve]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sgq6WLegdYI/AAAAAAAAmB8/qy3QixBmi_8/s400/Funny_Motivational_Posters_21.jpg

[swampa]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d193/black455/Chuck-Norris-Zombie.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl2:

[McBeck]

HAHAHAHAHA

Check out my new sig! :D

[Reece]

Check out my new sig! :D:har: Love the knife in the back!!:haha:

[joeljansson]

i logged in after a long time when i decisded to get sh5 and THIS is what i come across... i cant leave you guys alone for 3 months without finding someone like owners? well i say good work chaps!:yeah::yeah: but i saw that there is simularitis betwen owners and aids there both hard to get rid off:D

[Jimbuna]

HAHAHAHAHA

Check out my new sig! :D


Well it is erm...different :DL

[Jimbuna]

i logged in after a long time when i decisded to get sh5 and THIS is what i come across... i cant leave you guys alone for 3 months without finding someone like owners? well i say good work chaps!:yeah::yeah: but i saw that there is simularitis betwen owners and aids there both hard to get rid off:D

I shouldn't worry....this community is much bigger than the odd loose cannon :yep:

[IanC]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sgq6WLegdYI/AAAAAAAAmB8/qy3QixBmi_8/s400/Funny_Motivational_Posters_21.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d193/black455/Chuck-Norris-Zombie.jpg

:haha:

[Reece]

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/B/BR/BRI/bridgetroll/1134080678_a-matool.jpg
Now stay dead!!

[frau kaleun]

I shouldn't worry....this community is much bigger than the odd loose cannon :yep:

http://www.zombiecannon.com/images/ZombieCannon2.png

[Avatar2010]

Speaking on no life, the same tard keeps spending time making new yahoo mail accounts and registering here to make a single post of insults... :haha:
I chatted to owner & the guys over at ComSubsPac.com teamspeak server & they were shocked & dismayed by this troll, post,who seems to try and destroy not only subsim but us who love playing multiplayer with silent hunter now and again,this is my first post, i'm not a spammer or troll,i purchased SH5 & i wanted to play online with other guys,ban me if i mention a fun site to visit, the above :DL,to me it's just a game i enjoy,well i found a site that players host games online & here too at subsim,its fun,its a game,i've chatted to this guy ye all seem to hate?how wrong ye are,
very popular post here on the zombie thread,funny i asked owner on teamspeak what he thought of this zombie post?he replied sticks & stones will hurt me,,calling me names never will,,i do know he is banned,i've read his posts here,i did notice most though most of the posts made against owner here are from members with gwx signatures?reason?i must ask on teamspeak as to why & post an honest reply here,to this troll whoever you are play silent hunter & have fun,its only a game:DL

[krashkart]

We're too busy having fun here to care. :O:

[Moeceefus]

ADVERTISEMENT


:O::O::O:

[joeljansson]

I shouldn't worry....this community is much bigger than the odd loose cannon :yep:
good now im feeling save to be here...
look what i found on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8 it could be the official troll song..?

[frau kaleun]

good now im feeling save to be here...
look what i found on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8 it could be the official troll song..?

This version has a much happier ending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMoWt0wnlUw&feature=related

[aergistal]

Post 666. Bwhahahahahah

[krashkart]

^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un5fd7m7Gow

Post 667 - Neighbor of the Beast! :rock:

[aergistal]

Now I remember about the rime of the ancient mariner. I wonder if Sailor Steve is a fan :DL

[IanC]

Now I remember about the rime of the ancient mariner.

Iron Maiden!! :rock::rock:

[frau kaleun]

Now I remember about the rime of the ancient mariner. I wonder if Sailor Steve is a fan :DL

A fan? He's the title character! :O:

[Jimbuna]

Now I remember about the rime of the ancient mariner. I wonder if Sailor Steve is a fan :DL


Steve is sometimes better known for being Captain Ahab http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Pirate/111.gif

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/8740/captainahabtn.jpg (http://img693.imageshack.us/i/captainahabtn.jpg/)

[aergistal]

Steve is sometimes better known for being Captain Ahab
:har:

and now for my lastest art:

Got zombie infestation on your ship? Call commander Shepard now!
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1431861&postcount=1438

[NEON DEON]

Hmm. What if Sally Field teamed up with Richard Baseheart?

"Admiral. Send out the flying sub? No Captain the flying Nun will do."

:yep::yep::yep:

[IanC]

Hmm. What if Sally Field teamed up with Richard Baseheart?

"Admiral. Send out the flying sub? No Captain the flying Nun will do."

:yep::yep::yep:

Took me a sec to get that :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

The original movie didn't have Sally Field, but it did have Barbara Eden.

They didn't need no steenkeen flying' subs neither!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.aqualaboy.net/voyagetv.jpg

[danurve]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129074768666749061.jpg

[Madox58]

http://www.wreckamovie.com/system/task_references/0000/0135/zombiesseekingbrains.jpg

[THE_MASK]

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/9586/facepalm3.jpg (http://img708.imageshack.us/i/facepalm3.jpg/)

[krashkart]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129074768666749061.jpg

:har:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.wreckamovie.com/system/task_references/0000/0135/zombiesseekingbrains.jpg

ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

[aergistal]

Whoever had this idea of an avatar must be an evil twisted zombie. Make it go away now!!!

(done, phew! no more wild nights in Bangkok)

[krashkart]

Whoever had this idea of an avatar must be an evil twisted zombie. Make it go away now!!!

(done, phew! no more wild nights in Bangkok)


The night life there not suit your tastes, Madame? :har:

[Jimbuna]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2046/1650456373_fbe8a7ff61.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Oh WAOW man! She can eat my brainz anytime!
:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Oh WAOW man! She can eat my brainz anytime!
:rotfl2:

That's good because she's on a low calorie diet :har:

:03:

[Arclight]

http://instantrimshot.com/ :haha:

[frau kaleun]

http://jeffpicard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rim-shot-johnny-utah.thumbnail.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2: ZING and touche! :rotfl2:

Good one, old friend! :rock:

[Jimbuna]

:rotfl2: ZING and touche! :rotfl2:

Good one, old friend! :rock:

Hey!!....not so much of the 'old', I seem to remember you've a good 6 years on me :stare:

:DL

[Sailor Steve]

Hey!!....not so much of the 'old', I seem to remember you've a good 6 years on me :stare:

:DL
Well, I was referring to the...

Oh, never mind. You wouldn't get it anyway.

[Reece]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2046/1650456373_fbe8a7ff61.jpg
:har: That's a good one Jim, how do you manage to find
These.... gems!:dead:

[krashkart]

:har: That's a good one Jim, how do you manage to find
These.... gems!:dead:

He knows where the good stuff is stashed. RAID 'IM! RRAAAIID 'IIMM!!! :DL

[d@rk51d3]

Forget the brains............ nom nom nom.:oops:

[Reece]

Forget the brains............ nom nom nom.:oops:http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/4/128806634314232616.jpg

[Jimbuna]

:har: That's a good one Jim, how do you manage to find
These.... gems!:dead:

He knows where the good stuff is stashed. RAID 'IM! RRAAAIID 'IIMM!!! :DL

LOL...I simply give the missus a glass or two too many wines and tell her to put some make up on :DL

[krashkart]

LOL...I simply give the missus a glass or two too many wines and tell her to put some make up on :DL

Cool. The stuff I learn here. :up:

[Sailor Steve]

Cool. The stuff I learn here. :up:
You really don't want to take Jim as an example. He'll lead you astray and into all manner of bad habits.




Oh, that's what you were looking for?

Carry on then. :salute:

[Jimbuna]

The wifes sister-in-law

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9864/zombiepinupd.jpg (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/zombiepinupd.jpg/)

[krashkart]

^^ Aside from the gaping hole in her abdomen, she's a real beaut! Wonder if she'd... nah. Better not. :D

You really don't want to take Jim as an example. He'll lead you astray and into all manner of bad habits.




Oh, that's what you were looking for?

Carry on then. :salute:

I've learned all the bad habits already... well, maybe not all of them. Hmmm... :hmmm:

[Reece]

LOL...I simply give the missus a glass or two too many wines and tell her to put some make up on :DLYou had better hope your wife doesn't see that remark Jim, or:

http://www.clantemplates.com/renders/gallery/data/media/100/fat_zombie.gif
Jimbuna Zombie!

[Jimbuna]

You had better hope your wife doesn't see that remark Jim, or:


Jimbuna Zombie!

LOL she'd have to catch me first :DL

[Jimbuna]

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8670/zombiepinup2.jpg (http://img541.imageshack.us/i/zombiepinup2.jpg/)

[Reece]

You should delete that Jim before Krashkart sees it and drools on his keyboard again and has to have it cleaned!!:doh:

[Sailor Steve]

Actually Krashkart already saw it when it was posted back on page 30.

Ain't I a stinkah?:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Actually Krashkart already saw it when it was posted back on page 30.

Ain't I a stinkah?:rotfl2:


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2319/14916802pn4.gif http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8306/onozomg21.gif

:DL

[Sailor Steve]

I told you my memory is a curse. :D

[Jimbuna]

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4753/zombiepinup3.jpg (http://img824.imageshack.us/i/zombiepinup3.jpg/)

[krashkart]

:hmmm:

The one that is still standing would clearly present a problem. I mean, how could I argue with a pipe wrench?? OTOH, she'd be great at keeping the missionaries at bay. :D


:hmmm:

Unless they were zombie missionaries... :-?

[frau kaleun]

Unless they were zombie missionaries... :-?

Zombie missionaries don't want your brains.

They come for your souls. SOOOOOUUUUULS!!!

[Madox58]

:rock:
http://cleozombie.livejournal.com/

They even interview Sailor Steve!
He says Brains alot.
:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

That one's new. Me likes!

[krashkart]

It is quite the phenomenon. :DL

[Reece]

:rock:
http://cleozombie.livejournal.com/

They even interview Sailor Steve!
He says Brains alot.
:haha:
Shame but that link just shows as:
Internal Server Error
On my machine!:hmmm:

Oh well, back to the zombies!!
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/1114zombies.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I told you my memory is a curse. :D
I was referring to Jim's new photo when I posted that, but didn't notice the ones in between.

Where is my brain today?

Oh...right...

[Jimbuna]

Shame but that link just shows as:
Internal Server Error
On my machine!:hmmm:

Oh well, back to the zombies!!
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/1114zombies.jpg

Hey!...you've got me acting like Steve...I posted that at #366 :stare:

:O:

[BIGREG]

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/8655607/todkopf.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/wpbeta/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/zombieStrippers.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/my-zombie-pinup-20091027-092726.jpg

[krashkart]

I've always been somewhat partial to redheads... :hmmm:

[gordonmull]

OMG I've just read through all 720 posts of this hilarious thread.

Quality!

Just sad I missed some of the OP's ridiculous posts. From what I can see it was highly entertaining.

Does this make me a zombie now? I need to know so I can find out how you ferment brains into brain beer.

[Jimbuna]

I've always been somewhat partial to redheads... :hmmm:

Me too :cool:

http://sendmorecops.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/zombiepinup.jpg?w=467&amp;h=467

[Madox58]

Shame but that link just shows as:
Internal Server Error
On my machine!:hmmm:



Here Reece,
Try this link.
Same thing for the most part.
http://www.seattlezombies.com/

Or this link.
http://www.youtube.com/user/SeattleZombies

[krashkart]

OMG I've just read through all 720 posts of this hilarious thread.

Quality!

Just sad I missed some of the OP's ridiculous posts. From what I can see it was highly entertaining.

Does this make me a zombie now? I need to know so I can find out how you ferment brains into brain beer.

Well done, grasshopper! :sunny:

From what the OP said in his missing posts, we are all zombies by default. Therefore, being a Subsim member, you automatically qualify as zombie. :yep: But since you read the thread in its entirety... and, uhm, 'lived' to tell the tale... well, I will be receiving my graphics tablet tomorrow, so maybe I can cook up a gallantry badge of some sort. :hmmm:

[gordonmull]

Ah I see, so he zombified me when I wasn't looking. That's just unsporting. I do kind of expect to be confronted by the zombifier and have to hide somewhere before being bitten trying to sacrifice everyone by saving myself :O:.

As far as zombie films go I don't think anyone mentioned the best of all: Bad Taste, first film by Peter Jackson of Lord of the Rings fame.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610/

EDIT: I remembered that as a zombie film but it's not. The brain eating confused me. Still brilliant though.

[aergistal]

This is for Ducimus' growing collection of car ads :DL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDc2aIunnr0

[Reece]

Hey!...you've got me acting like Steve...I posted that at #366 :stare:

:O:Doh!!:doh:

Here Reece,
Try this link.
Same thing for the most part.
http://www.seattlezombies.com/

Or this link.
http://www.youtube.com/user/SeattleZombies
Only in America!!:har: Good stuff!:up:

Well done, grasshopper! :sunny:

From what the OP said in his missing posts, we are all zombies by default. Therefore, being a Subsim member, you automatically qualify as zombie. :yep: But since you read the thread in its entirety... and, uhm, 'lived' to tell the tale... well, I will be receiving my graphics tablet tomorrow, so maybe I can cook up a gallantry badge of some sort. :hmmm:True, to read all this crap through from beginning to end you'd have to be a Zombie!!:O:

This is for Ducimus' growing collection of car ads :DL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDc2aIunnr0
You got me you turd, there goes my pants!!:yep:

[robbo180265]

Doh!!:doh:


Only in America!!:har: Good stuff!:up:



Actually we do it here in the UK too

http://www.jonathanstewart.co.uk/brighton-zombie-walk-photos-2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IGAwh7WDRw

:03:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/15/zombie-2.jpg

[Gerald]

http://www.treehugger.com/human-zombie-attack-scientists.jpg

[Reece]

Actually we do it here in the UK too

http://www.jonathanstewart.co.uk/brighton-zombie-walk-photos-2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IGAwh7WDRw

:03:Nothing like that over here, except maybe the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras, suppose that's close!:haha:

[gordonmull]

so maybe I can cook up a gallantry badge of some sort. :hmmm:

Maybe it could read "Extremely sad zombie ahead" !!! :88)

True, to read all this crap through from beginning to end you'd have to be a Zombie!!

Yeah but it's funny crap:rotfl2:!

[robbo180265]

Nothing like that over here, except maybe the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras, suppose that's close!:haha:


I missed last years zombie parade but I'm hoping to go on this years. In Brighton it's done every halloween, a few of my friends took part last year and they had a right hoot!

[Jimbuna]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5322/getimagelt.jpg (http://img338.imageshack.us/i/getimagelt.jpg/)

[Reece]

Nice "self portrait" Jim!!:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Nice "self portrait" Jim!!:haha:

Hey!....I resemble that remark! http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1853/angry8ro5.gif

[frau kaleun]

Zombies Crash Car In Downtown Portland
(http://www.kgw.com/news/Car-accident-victims-dressed-like-zombies-confuse-crash-witnesses-98157894.html)

A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial confusion by people who witnessed the crash.

Portland Police said the car was swerving in the eastbound lanes of the freeway just east of the Lloyd District just after 9:30 p.m. when it rolled over and crashed onto its top.

Emergency crews took five victims from the crash to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries.

Police said that in their investigation they learned that the people inside the car were dressed as zombie costumes and they were headed to a party at the time of the crash.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims' injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes.

[krashkart]

Zombies Crash Car In Downtown Portland
(http://www.kgw.com/news/Car-accident-victims-dressed-like-zombies-confuse-crash-witnesses-98157894.html)

That must have made for an interesting night at ER. :DL



:eek: Zombie thread resurrection!!!

[Reece]

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart saidGood to see an officer with a sense of humor, very hard to find nowadays!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said


LOL :DL

[gimpy117]

Zombies Crash Car In Downtown Portland
(http://www.kgw.com/news/Car-accident-victims-dressed-like-zombies-confuse-crash-witnesses-98157894.html)

I bet the cops said to the EMS crew: "They've come back from the dead!!" and EMS crew then replied: "well then our job is already done" :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://flowercast.net/media/zombie_cat.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I bet the cops said to the EMS crew: "They've come back from the dead!!" and EMS crew then replied: "well then our job is already done" :rotfl2:
Reminds me of a George Carlin joke from his very first album in 1971 (you have to realize that longhairs had stopped calling ourselves hippies and started using "freaks" instead):

"In local news, there was a freak accident on the freeway this afternoon when six freaks in a van ran into three freaks in a pickup."

[stoneys-nutz]

90% percent of you are just some ****ing zombies, and the moderators are just some no lifes that love to kiss asses. **** you, pieces of ****!


You must be feeling rather silly now. :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

You must be feeling rather silly now. :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

http://www.bigtomatocompany.com/pictures/large/Cmug-silly-billy.jpg

[krashkart]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=179&pictureid=2511

[frau kaleun]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-this-will-save-you-from-zombies1.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-this-will-save-you-from-zombies1.jpg

Yeah but marijuana makes thing more peaceful.....:smug:

[frau kaleun]

Yeah but marijuana makes thing more peaceful.....:smug:

The trick is getting the zombies to smoke it. :O:

[Nisgeis]

Yeah but marijuana makes thing more peaceful.....:smug:

But, for a zombie... would it make them less dangerous, or more so when they get the munchies (for brains). :hmmm: