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TLAM Strike

05-19-10, 04:15 PM

Sky Pirates (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091964/)

If you don't think Starship Troopers was bad go watch the movie, then read the book, then watch the movie again, then puke at the waste of good source materiel that is the movie. :salute:

Dowly

05-19-10, 04:24 PM

I am not sure I understand. You mean campy bad (plan nine from outer space) or simply bad (Manos: Hands of fate)?

Of course on this site the first movie listed should be U-571 :eek:

You decide, if you think it's bad then let me know.

Sky Pirates (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091964/)

Thanks!

STEED

05-19-10, 04:25 PM

Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.

Platapus

05-19-10, 04:28 PM

Ishtar
The day the earth froze
Inchon
and any movie where Ben Stiller thinks he is funny. :nope:

Weiss Pinguin

05-19-10, 04:29 PM

Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.
Times infinity

Also, 30,000 Leagues under the Sea (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1056026/)

Ducimus

05-19-10, 04:38 PM

Without warning
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081764/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ziYjpf08k

nikimcbee

05-19-10, 04:41 PM

Pearl Harbor!:woot:

Sounds like you need some MST3k:haha:
Return or the creature
Boggy Creek 2
Mitchell

Schroeder

05-19-10, 04:45 PM

Scary Movie 2:dead:

SteamWake

05-19-10, 04:47 PM

Stealth

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808589476/info

It's only redeeming quality is the eye candy.

Dowly

05-19-10, 04:51 PM

Oh goodie! :yeah:

DarkFish

05-19-10, 05:01 PM

Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.
Komodo Vs Cobra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs_JySW7njk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROOyUtvdbRM&feature=related

Dowly

05-19-10, 05:05 PM

Komodo Vs Cobra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs_JySW7njk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROOyUtvdbRM&feature=related

That looks great! :haha:

FIREWALL

05-19-10, 05:09 PM

COLOR: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

B+W : The Crawling Eye. The Atomic Brain.

UnderseaLcpl

05-19-10, 05:18 PM

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

It's so bad that even the occasional part that would normally be funny for being so bad is just......worse. Rodney Dangerfield would be unable to hyperbolize just how god-awful this movie is. I don't even think the English language is capable of adequately describing this.....thing. Actually, I'm not even sure if it qualifies as a movie, since it doesn't seem to have any plot, actors, special effects, or audiences. I'm pretty sure it is the worst America has to offer.

If that's still not bad enough, I'd recommend a Danish Dogme film.

SteamWake

05-19-10, 05:21 PM

I'll mention one that alot of pepole think is crap but I absolutly loved...

Zombieland.

Dowly

05-19-10, 05:23 PM

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Ow cool, had forgotten that one! :salute:

TLAM Strike

05-19-10, 05:28 PM

Men in Black II (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120912/)

Cyber Wars (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270841/)
^Recommended for Dowly, it has some nudity... :up:

krashkart

05-19-10, 07:13 PM

Cherry 2000 -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092746/
Android -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083557/

Make sure to stick around for the closing music score on Android. :har:

I'll also recommend nearly every movie made for/by the Sci-Fi Channel. Some of those are really, really bad. :up:

Aramike

05-19-10, 07:19 PM

Wing Commander http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131646/

Sailor Steve

05-19-10, 07:34 PM

Zardoz! So bad, yet I've always loved it. Sean Connery in a diaper! It also has some good eye candy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/

LiveGoat

05-19-10, 07:43 PM

Space Mutiny

Hollywood Airforce (AKA Weekend Warriors)

Police Academy 3: Citizens on Patrol

Doctor Detroit

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

Warrior of the Lost World

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (this one is heinous!)

Gay N****rs From Outerspace

(This has the "N" word in the title, hence the censoring. It's not a racist film but it is very weird and bad in a good way. Four stars!)

frau kaleun

05-19-10, 07:43 PM

I'll also recommend nearly every movie made for/by the Sci-Fi Channel. Some of those are really, really bad. :up:

Oh, but it's SyFy now, so the movies are much better.

NOT.

Sometimes they even do marathons with a theme. You can get a whole Saturday afternoon of bad made-for-basic-cable movies featuring mutated killer insects or giant snakes.

Oh, and I can't believe no one's mentioned Dune yet.

LiveGoat

05-19-10, 07:50 PM

"The gun is good! The penis is evil!" :rotfl2:

Zardoz! So bad, yet I've always loved it. Sean Connery in a diaper! It also has some good eye candy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/

LiveGoat

05-19-10, 07:59 PM

Oh, almost forgot:

Can't Stop the Music

This is a movie about and starring The Village People. It features a very young Steve Guttenberg rollerskating through Greenwich Village, the very hot Valerie Perrine, and horror of horrors, Bruce Jenner in shorty shorts and a half shirt. An unbelievably terrible movie! There are musical numbers sung by the VP. Highlights include "YMCA" and "Milk Shake". YYeaaachh!

Blacklight

05-19-10, 09:29 PM

Look here. This is one of my favorite sites. I love to watch and collect bad movies as well. This place is a WEALTH of bad movie info, reviews, sound and video clips. It's the best and funniest site on the web for bad movie fans.

http://www.badmovies.org/

TarJak

05-19-10, 09:35 PM

Anything with Sandra Bullock in it.

Sweet Home Alabama.

Méo

05-19-10, 10:15 PM

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/196155.1020.A.jpg

THE WORST EVER... IMHO. :DL

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2221078/invasion_usa_tribute/

krashkart

05-19-10, 10:31 PM

^^ The proper way to aim and shoot at your opponents. :03:

Zardoz! So bad, yet I've always loved it. Sean Connery in a diaper! It also has some good eye candy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/

I know I've seen Zardoz!. I know it, I know it, I know it -- but for the life of me I don't remember. Maybe the memory was overshadowed by the nightmares I had after watching Dreamscape. :sunny:

Oh, but it's SyFy now, so the movies are much better.

NOT.

Sometimes they even do marathons with a theme. You can get a whole Saturday afternoon of bad made-for-basic-cable movies featuring mutated killer insects or giant snakes.

Oh, and I can't believe no one's mentioned Dune yet.

How could I ever forget the themed marathons? Dean Cain was in practically every one of them!! :rock:

[Edit] SyFy?? Well now, aren't they special. :P

AngusJS

05-19-10, 10:33 PM

Turkish Star Wars

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182060/

Space Mutiny

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096149/

FIREWALL

05-19-10, 10:42 PM

Wing Commander http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131646/

And that had the Kplt from Das Boot in it. :haha:

TLAM Strike

05-19-10, 11:06 PM

And that had the Kplt from Das Boot in it. :haha:

So did Dune as frau kaleun mentioned. :yep:

Firefox (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083943/)

Red Dawn (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/)

Iron Eagle (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091278/)

Those were all movies we probably enjoyed as 7 year olds, but now? *cringe*

However this no one enjoyed...
Agent Red (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218080/)
If you want a bad movie that is it right there! Worst Sub movie EVER! It makes U-571 look like Stanley Kubrick & James Cameron's The Hunt for Das Boot: The Widowmaker... in 3D... The "Submarine" in the movie looked like it was filmed in a warehouse complete with concrete walls. The combat sequences are stolen from Crimson Tide. Bring a bucket to puke in... :stare:

krashkart

05-19-10, 11:23 PM

Firefox (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083943/)

Red Dawn (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/)

Iron Eagle (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091278/)

Those were all movies we probably enjoyed as 7 year olds, but now? *cringe*

I am crestfallen. Red Dawn told the real story of the War of Independence. :wah:

It was the eighties, everything sucked - including the infernal VHS decks. :O: Which reminds me, anyone remember Russkies (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093898/)? :haha:

Buddahaid

05-20-10, 12:44 AM

Pia Zadora in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".

Any Three Stooges movie. Why did they have to SUCK! :damn:

Sailor Steve

05-20-10, 01:24 AM

Firefox (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083943/)

Red Dawn (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/)

Iron Eagle (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091278/)

Those were all movies we probably enjoyed as 7 year olds, but now? *cringe*
I was already an adult when I saw them, so I never enjoyed them.

Well, Leah Thompson getting shot - that was entertaining.:dead:

kiwi_2005

05-20-10, 01:26 AM

Hey Firefox was quite good! :D

Agree with Red Dawn though.

Arnold Swars movie Commando was pretty bad too if not funny to watch.

Any Dungeons and Dragons movie is guaranteed to fail badly, they get the games right but when it comes to making movies based on DaD they fail.

stabiz

05-20-10, 03:22 AM

http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/whattheflick/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/valentines-day-2010-9477295-450-681.jpg

Dowly

05-20-10, 04:35 AM

Ow hell no, no no no. No romance stuff or my balls fall off. :doh:

HunterICX

05-20-10, 05:06 AM

Hard Ticket to Hawai

It's just brilliantly bad

here's why :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_y0Slu2og

and now combine a hitman holding a blowup doll doing a drive by shooting on a skateboard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yahdTEA5So

HunterICX

Dowly

05-20-10, 05:09 AM

Mmmmm..... boobies....

Thomen

05-20-10, 06:31 AM

You want bad movies.. :hmmm:

Any movie that this company made...

http://www.theasylum.cc/

Watching all those will keep you busy for years to come. :yeah:

Jimbuna

05-20-10, 06:36 AM

STEED

05-20-10, 06:56 AM

Trailor for Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

The best bit of the film or the most dumb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g&feature=related

Anaconda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAj3TUo-Po

Snakes on a Plane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIz_t7rKPg

I seem to recall there was a real daft one about a killer tadpole.

Fincuan

05-20-10, 07:07 AM

Baltic Storm (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313250/)

Conspiracy stuff about the sinking of MS Estonia, and hands down the worst movie I've seen in a looooooooong time. Not bad in a funny way like the Chuck Norris stuff, just bad.

Dowly

05-20-10, 07:12 AM

frau kaleun

05-20-10, 07:30 AM

So did Dune as frau kaleun mentioned. :yep:

Thankfully his character dies about halfway through, after which I turned it off.

There are actually quite a few high quality old-school actors in that - Prochnow, certainly, plus Patrick Stewart, Jose Ferrer, Sian Phillips, Max von Sydow... Max freakin' von Sydow, for Pete's sake. You try to tell yourself that it can't be THAT bad... but it is.

I also have to recommend any 1970s Godzilla movie especially after it's been dubbed in English. Godzilla vs. Megalon stands out in my memory but I'm sure there are plenty more to choose from. And the horrible gaijin edit of the original is pretty awful, especially if you've seen the original original.

AVGWarhawk

05-20-10, 07:33 AM

The Angry Red Planet

http://www.bing.com/reference/semhtml?title=The_Angry_Red_Planet&src=abop&fwd=1&qpvt=angry+red+planet&q=angry+red+planet

sharkbit

05-20-10, 07:54 AM

Independence Day
Transformers 2
The Abyss

That's about 6+ hours of my life I want back. :nope:

Probably any Hollywood remake of a previous movie would make it on the list as well.

:)

Jimbuna

05-20-10, 10:25 AM

Starship Troopers 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_kyKeXWD5s&NR=1

TLAM Strike

05-20-10, 11:27 AM

Starship Troopers 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_kyKeXWD5s&NR=1

Might as well add

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844760/)

Jimbuna

05-20-10, 11:32 AM

Might as well add

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844760/)

Wasn't aware there was a third film :doh:

Checking it out now :03:

STEED

05-20-10, 11:40 AM

All three Starship Troopers were a load of s***, for flips sake nuke the bugs and stop fart a***ing around.

BTW: Effects were cheesy. :rotfl2:

Jimbuna

05-20-10, 11:49 AM

Oh I don't know....I thought the first one had a good element of enjoyable humour within it :DL

Terrax

05-20-10, 01:16 PM

Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise. I was genuinely pissed that I had taken the time and spent the $$$ to rent that piece of garbage.

TLAM Strike

05-20-10, 01:30 PM

SS Doomtrooper (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795457/)

Or as I call it, The dirty band of a dozen vs the Nazi-hulk. :nope:

frau kaleun

05-20-10, 01:36 PM

Hulk zornig! Hulk zerschlage!

krashkart

05-20-10, 02:15 PM

Chuck Norris has been mentioned several times already... and why I didn't think of this classic in the first place:

Breaker! Breaker! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075783/)

It was so bad I couldn't look away.

Dowly

05-20-10, 04:08 PM

Wasn't aware there was a third film :doh:

Checking it out now :03:

NO!!!!! DONT DO IT!!! FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR DONT DO IT!!!!

Seriously, dont.

(You have been warned)

EDIT: Here's (I think) one of the first scenes from it, a fricking sky marshall being a popstar! :damn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D_6JWxoC9c

EDIT2: I'm not kidding, it makes you suicidal. Dont.

Weiss Pinguin

05-20-10, 04:15 PM

Oh I don't know....I thought the first one had a good element of enjoyable humour within it :DL
Same here. I haven't read the book, and I'm sure it's faaar better than the movie, but I still thought the movie was fun. Sort of like the 4th Indiana Jones, except not really.

Dowly

05-20-10, 04:16 PM

I loved the first one, dont really know why but watch it every now and then. :yeah:

Jimbuna

05-20-10, 05:55 PM

NO!!!!! DONT DO IT!!! FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR DONT DO IT!!!!

Seriously, dont.

(You have been warned)

EDIT: Here's (I think) one of the first scenes from it, a fricking sky marshall being a popstar! :damn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D_6JWxoC9c

EDIT2: I'm not kidding, it makes you suicidal. Dont.

Too late, I've just slashed my wrists :doh:

Sailor Steve

05-20-10, 05:58 PM

Oh I don't know....I thought the first one had a good element of enjoyable humour within it :DL
And it had Dina Meyer in the shower, and Doogie Howser as a pseudo-nazi. That was fun.

Too late, I've just slashed my wrists :doh:
Did you leave me any cool stuff? Oops, I mean, I hope you recover soon.:D

Jimbuna

05-20-10, 06:55 PM

And it had Dina Meyer in the shower, and Doogie Howser as a pseudo-nazi. That was fun.

Did you leave me any cool stuff? Oops, I mean, I hope you recover soon.:D

You bad/wicked bugga :DL

frau kaleun

05-20-10, 06:56 PM

You bad/wicked bugga :DL

I call dibs on the animated gif collection. :rock:

Jimbuna

05-20-10, 07:12 PM

Make your bid :DL

TLAM Strike

05-20-10, 08:55 PM

Same here. I haven't read the book, and I'm sure it's faaar better than the movie, but I still thought the movie was fun. Sort of like the 4th Indiana Jones, except not really.

Read It!!
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1999/strshptrpr1997.jpg
Its got nuclear powered mech suited jet pack wearing para-marines armed with A Bombs! I don't know how Paul Verhoeven screwed up something that awesome but the book is life changing. After reading it you will not be able to watch any more science fiction!

BTW The German version sounds *******ing awesome! Sternenkrieger! If the German Army ever decides to rename its self (again) I vote for "The Sternenkrieger"! Doesn't everything sound more awesome in German?
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1414/51tj8sygfnl.jpg

Weiss Pinguin

05-20-10, 10:31 PM

And it had Dina Meyer in the shower, and Doogie Howser as a pseudo-nazi. That was fun.
And Denise motherloving Richards (not in the shower though :shifty:)

http://www.chrisschenck.com/images/Denise%20Richards-%20Starship%20Troopers.jpg

gimpy117

05-20-10, 11:38 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0214871/

theres even a link to watch the whole thing!!!

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi868352537/

TLAM Strike

05-20-10, 11:56 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0214871/

theres even a link to watch the whole thing!!!

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi868352537/

Anything with Dolph Lundgren is certain to be bad. He is not so much an actor as a big dude in a movie.

Sailor Steve

05-21-10, 12:08 AM

Anything with Dolph Lundgren is certain to be bad. He is not so much an actor as a big dude in a movie.
I don't know. I liked I Come In Peace. Sure it was bad, but it was also a whole lot of fun.

Oh, and Lundgren is in Stallone's new movie, The Expendables. That looks like fun too.

nikimcbee

05-21-10, 12:22 AM

Oh I don't know....I thought the first one had a good element of enjoyable humour within it :DL

Confress! You just liked the boobies:har:

Dowly

05-21-10, 02:54 AM

Stealth

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808589476/info

It's only redeeming quality is the eye candy.

OK well that was bad. :doh:

Ubergeek87

05-21-10, 03:15 AM

Dead Snow (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/)
Tokyo Gore Police (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183732/)

To be fair, I can't decide if these are horrible or brilliant. You decide.

Dowly

05-21-10, 03:16 AM

Dead Snow was great! :timeout:

Ubergeek87

05-21-10, 03:27 AM

Dead Snow was great! :timeout:

Thats what I thought, but everyone I force into watching it with me thinks I'm out of my mind. Also, I forgot Machine Girl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/). I don't like it nearly as much as gore police but it's still pretty bad...in a good way. This thread is confusing my love of bad movies :damn:

Dowly

05-21-10, 03:54 AM

There's always people who dont like certain genre or misunderstand what the genre is doing.

Take Antichrist for example, it's a mix of psychological stuff and shock gore, I loved it not because of the gore (tho, I must admit I'm a sucker for splatter flicks :rock:) but because I though it was brilliant in many many ways. I recommended it to my cousin who then called me a nutjob after watching it, obviously they only saw the gore in it (ok, well maybe hitting a guy to the privates and then wanking it off so the blood squirts all over is kinda hard to miss :haha:) and missed the other stuff.

Terrax

05-21-10, 06:59 AM

Read It!!
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1999/strshptrpr1997.jpg
Its got nuclear powered mech suited jet pack wearing para-marines armed with A Bombs! I don't know how Paul Verhoeven screwed up something that awesome but the book is life changing. After reading it you will not be able to watch any more science fiction!

BTW The German version sounds *******ing awesome! Sternenkrieger! If the German Army ever decides to rename its self (again) I vote for "The Sternenkrieger"! Doesn't everything sound more awesome in German?
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1414/51tj8sygfnl.jpg

I had read the book a few years before the movie came out (didn't like the book all that much, Warhammer 40K is much better scifi). The movie is so different from the book, it's almost a new story with the same name.

Jimbuna

05-21-10, 07:18 AM

Confress! You just liked the boobies:har:

Them as well :DL

STEED

05-21-10, 07:50 AM

Night of the SS Zombies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiltmpnOx0k

The Nostril Picker
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273896/

Never seen them but Dowly may like them.

Dowly

05-21-10, 07:53 AM

Night of the SS Zombies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiltmpnOx0k

Do you believe in zombies? - NEIN! :haha:

Gotta see that. :up:

STEED

05-21-10, 08:05 AM

There you go...see I told you. :haha:

Jimbuna

05-21-10, 08:09 AM

Cannibal Holocaust

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0078935/

Dowly

05-21-10, 08:11 AM

Cannibal Holocaust

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0078935/

*gasp* What is that doing in a thread about bad movies?! :stare: Next you're going tell me the Ilsa movies are bad? :-?

EDIT: It has GREAT theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1Vt6r-sj8

TLAM Strike

05-21-10, 08:45 AM

I had read the book a few years before the movie came out (didn't like the book all that much, Warhammer 40K is much better scifi). The movie is so different from the book, it's almost a new story with the same name.
The Space Marines of Warhammer were very much inspired by the Mobile Infantry of Starship Troopers. Just about every military SciFi has some elements borrowed from Starship Troopers from Aliens to Stargate.

Jimbuna

05-21-10, 09:32 AM

*gasp* What is that doing in a thread about bad movies?! :stare: Next you're going tell me the Ilsa movies are bad? :-?

EDIT: It has GREAT theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1Vt6r-sj8

That cannibal movie spawned more rumours in the eighties as to whether the footage was real or acted than any other movie I can recall :DL

Kissaki

05-21-10, 07:46 PM

Yaaay, I'm the first one to mention...

Blacula (http://24hourstomidnight.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/poster-blacula.jpg)

Truly breathtaking.

Sailor Steve

05-21-10, 08:39 PM

Yes indeedy! Blacula came out the same time as Jeremiah Johnson. I was watching Redford at the six-screen drive-in and could see that thing playing in the rear-view mirror.

The Space Marines of Warhammer were very much inspired by the Mobile Infantry of Starship Troopers. Just about every military SciFi has some elements borrowed from Starship Troopers from Aliens to Stargate.
Not knowing a source is a tradition. Like the young friend I showed Casablanca to a few years back. He didn't like it - said they used too many cliched quotes. I had to explain that they had to come from somewhere...

TLAM Strike

05-21-10, 09:19 PM

Not knowing a source is a tradition. Like the young friend I showed Casablanca to a few years back. He didn't like it - said they used too many cliched quotes. I had to explain that they had to come from somewhere...

Yea, I'm trying to get my best friend to read ST. He in to Japanese Mecha Anime, and I've told him several times that ST was one of the first to popularize Mecha type combat. But he is too hard headed... Oh well next time he comes to town I'm making sure he takes one of my copies with him. :yep:

Platapus

05-21-10, 10:20 PM

About 10 minutes ago I just watched the 1965 "Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster".

Now, realize that I really like campy Sci Fi movies from the 50's and 60's. I have been collecting them for a few years. But I can honestly say this is not bad as in campy, it is simply bad.

It did have Marilyn Hanold (yum) but she was wearing far too many clothes and she aint no actress. :nope:

Terrax

05-22-10, 12:59 AM

The Space Marines of Warhammer were very much inspired by the Mobile Infantry of Starship Troopers. Just about every military SciFi has some elements borrowed from Starship Troopers from Aliens to Stargate.

I agree. W40K has had decades to polish it into it's current (and excellent) story line. You're right, scifi has a history of "borrowed elements" from ST. It's funny to hear my Son say Dawn of War robbed Starcraft of Orc & Marine characters, when WH40K existed before he was born. And the Tyranids of 40K clearly came from the Alien movies, which got the idea from the bugs of ST. I had never heard of Warhammer before DOW, and have read over 70 novels since I was introduced to the universe. But I'm getting OT.

The movie Tina Turner movie, "What's Love Got to Do With It" was awful and way too long. It was the 1st movie I had rented with a new girl I was trying to see. By the time it was over, we were both so restless (and not in a good way) I was more concerned with getting the Hell out of there instead of making a move on her.

stabiz

05-22-10, 02:44 AM

XabbaRus

05-22-10, 02:50 AM

Anything with Misty Mundae in...they are spoof horror films with some extras thrown in.

Dimitrius07

05-22-10, 06:32 AM

emmmmmm....... Gamer :nope:

Kissaki

05-22-10, 09:08 AM

If you liked Dead Snow you might like the first movie from the same gang, Kill Buljo. Its a parody on Kill Bill ++ Although it has some really funny parts its mostly just bad.

Trailer (dubbed in English, but try to get a subtitled version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-zgy4dVDrc
Much of the humour lies in the language itself, and you need a familiarity with Norwegian dialects to understand it. Same reason you can't really "get" Flåklypa unless you're familiar with Norwegian language, no matter how good the translation. Nevertheless, I completely agree with your asessment of Kill Buljo: some really funny parts but mostly just bad.

MrYenko

05-22-10, 07:57 PM

Battlefield Earth.

*Drops mic, and backs away with arms in the air.*

Terrax

05-23-10, 12:53 AM

Battlefield Earth.

*Drops mic, and backs away with arms in the air.*

After struggling through that God awful book, I could only watch 30 minutes of the movie before the novelty of that train wreck got old. As far as a bad big budget movie, I think we may have a winner.

Platapus

05-23-10, 07:42 AM

The movie "DOOM"

Great video game, crappy movie. :down:

frau kaleun

05-23-10, 11:24 AM

The movie "DOOM"

Great video game, crappy movie. :down:

I only recently discovered that I've seen this one. I had no idea I was watching Doom when I watched it, I just saw Karl Urban on the screen and stopped flipping channels. I don't remember it being all that bad considering the genre, but it's entirely possible I was distracted by the fact that Karl Urban was on the screen.

Platapus

05-23-10, 12:50 PM

In my opinion, if you are going to make a movie based on a video game, it should resemble the video game. Since DOOM was very linear. The set design and main plot are already set, all you have to do is worry about the CGI (which is what movies are all about these days)

I think there are many video games that would make great movies, if the director could stick to the game plot/sets

AVGWarhawk

05-23-10, 01:23 PM

I have found it....the ultimate bad movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1251368/

Weiss Pinguin

05-23-10, 01:48 PM

I can top all of this: ANY movie by Uwe Boll (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/).

kiwi_2005

06-08-10, 06:35 PM

Platapus

06-08-10, 07:11 PM

Titanic 2
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=174

On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.

Not out till August but no doubt it will be bad. :)

OMG, that movie sounds so bad it is sucking now.

Lemme get this straight, a tsunami in mid ocean (deeeeeep water) will somehow be able to "hurl an iceberg"? Really? :hmmm:

The problem with tsunamis is that in deep water they are difficult to detect/track. They have a small amplitude but a long wavelength. In mid ocean a tsunami only has a swell of about one meter.

It is only when the tsunami approaches shallower water where the speed of the tsunami is translated in to amplitude and you get the devastating surge.

A ship and or an iceberg in mid ocean probably would not be affected by a tsunami.

If the directors of this movie could not be bothered to conduct 10 minutes research on the Internets Tubes, I think it is safe to assume that the movie will be lacking in any sort of realism, but will excel in suckyness.

I think I will wait until it comes out on Netflix and then not add it to my list.:rotfl2:

Weiss Pinguin

06-09-10, 12:39 AM

The Asylum is fairly famous for ripping off other movies, and horribly. But what do you expect from a company called The Asylum ;)

Sailor Steve

06-09-10, 12:51 AM

Barb Wire. Entertaining comic book, awful movie. The plot is a bizarre ripoff of Casablanca, and the title character is played by Pamela Anderson.

Dowly, I think you'll love it!

Catfish

06-09-10, 08:13 AM

U-4000:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZCu7OGRujM

:up:

But at least there are 2 U-boats in it ...
(running away)

Greetings,
Catfish

mako88sb

06-09-10, 10:04 AM

Here's a good one about the French hero, Vercingetorix starring Christopher Lambert. Well, maybe not so good. Actually a pretty bad film and I really tried to give a chance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSB26IwH_Vs

Funny how it's described as an epic blockbuster. Maybe it was received well in France.??? I got some measure of satisfaction imagining that it was Christopher Lambert getting strangled in that Vercingetorix scene from the "Rome" mini-series.

Rob