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SteamWake
05-14-10, 10:33 AM
Recently a high ranking Iranian Cleric was in the news for claiming scantily clad women caused earthquakes.

Well it seems he is not done. Here he is defending his claim !

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/05/14/boobquake-cleric-defends-earthquake-promiscuity-link/?test=latestnews

Schroeder
05-14-10, 12:42 PM
I sometimes wonder whether those idiots believe themselves in what they say.:dead:

breadcatcher101
05-14-10, 05:15 PM
I guess they also cause hurricanes. During the winter months along the gulf coast here people walk the beach in semi-winter clothing.

In the spring/summer this changes to very small swim suits. The storms start at this point so it must be the swim suits.

As for tornadoes, I don't know. Hot tubs maybe???

Where's Al Gore when you need him.

krashkart
05-14-10, 06:38 PM
Gosh, all he had to do was ask anyone from the West what makes us so evil and he'd get a straight answer. We know why. What we haven't figured out is why tornadoes break out when the skivvie weather comes back around the bend. I think it has something to do with the lack of full clothing, particularly on females. With less drag-inducing clothing to hold the wind speeds down, the air currents are able to flow around more freely. In particular, I believe that the swells on females actually perturb air currents into vortices, which, through Butterfly Effect, gradually gain strength until they merge and become tornadoes. :know:

LiveGoat
05-14-10, 07:29 PM
Patiently waiting for boob memes...:D

ETR3(SS)
05-14-10, 07:38 PM
I think the old cleric has seen this one too many times.

(WARNING ADULT CONTENT!)

http://www.cbtimages.com/?id=8181&Type=FRONT

krashkart
05-14-10, 07:41 PM
I think the old cleric has seen this one too many times.

(WARNING ADULT CONTENT!)

http://www.cbtimages.com/?id=8181&Type=FRONT

That was mind-bogglingly disturbing!:o


Thermonuclear, even! :har::har:

Reece
05-14-10, 07:44 PM
Lethal weapons!!:dead: sheesh I've read everything now! what a load!:stare:
Couldn't you make a comedy skit out of that! Dowly would ultimately cause a 7 quake on his own!:yep:

I think the old cleric has seen this one too many times.

(WARNING ADULT CONTENT!)

http://www.cbtimages.com/?id=8181&Type=FRONT
:har::har:

LiveGoat
05-14-10, 07:50 PM
I'm almost ashamed to admit that I recognize all those "actresses.":oops:

frau kaleun
05-14-10, 08:40 PM
Recently a high ranking Iranian Cleric was in the news for claiming scantily clad women caused earthquakes.

Well it seems he is not done. Here he is defending his claim !

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/05/14/boobquake-cleric-defends-earthquake-promiscuity-link/?test=latestnews (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/05/14/boobquake-cleric-defends-earthquake-promiscuity-link/?test=latestnews)


NEWSFLASH: Dude Who Was Idiot Last Month Is Still Idiot

Nevertheless I appreciate Steamwake's efforts to keep us all abreast of new developments in this titillating story.

TarJak
05-14-10, 08:46 PM
NEWSFLASH: Dude Who Was Idiot Last Month Is Still Idiot

Nevertheless I appreciate Steamwake's efforts to keep us all abreast of new developments in this titillating story.
Nice of you to work in the use of the word Dude (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=169504)there FK!:yeah:

As Sid the Sexist would say "Tits oot for t'lads!"

Sailor Steve
05-14-10, 10:06 PM
...titillating story.
:rotfl2:

Frau K, I hate you. In a nice way, of course. It's just that now it's my turn to clean soda off the keyboard.

Rilder
05-14-10, 11:23 PM
As I told thousands of times before.

Muhammad just like likes to watch some jiggling boobs, Can you blame him? He is a man after all.

frau kaleun
05-15-10, 01:25 PM
As I told thousands of times before.

Muhammad just like likes to watch some jiggling boobs, Can you blame him? He is a man after all.

As I've noted before, this guy's statements make more sense if you just add "in my pants!" to the end of them.

For example: "Promiscuous women cause earthquakes... in my pants!"

See?

Jimbuna
05-15-10, 01:31 PM
I sometimes wonder whether those idiots believe themselves in what they say.:dead:

That is what is so scary....I believe they do :doh:

krashkart
05-15-10, 01:40 PM
As I've noted before, this guy's statements make more sense if you just add "in my pants!" to the end of them.

For example: "Promiscuous women cause earthquakes... in my pants!"

See?

"Promiscuous gamer women cause... Quake... server overloa" *facepalm* no no no

"Promiscuous gamer women cause"... :hmmm:


:damn:

"Promiscuous women welcome here" :up: Ooops, didn't finish that one...

"Promiscuous women welcome here... in my pants!" :yeah:

Weiss Pinguin
05-15-10, 02:06 PM
As I've noted before, this guy's statements make more sense if you just add "in my pants!" to the end of them.

For example: "Promiscuous women cause earthquakes... in my pants!"
Alternatively, 'in bed:' "Scantily clad women cause earthquakes... in bed."


'Top secret US weapons cause earthquakes in bed?'