I know what to buy Dowly for his birthday

[TarJak]

Dude (http://www.globustrgovina.biz/index.php?page=shop.product_details&category_id=19&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=45&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1)!

:yeah:

New Pillows Not Sexy says maker (http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/breast-pillows-not-sexy-say-makers/story-e6frfku0-1225865277470)

[Sailor Steve]

Healthy anatomy but nothing to do with sex.

Yeah, right!:rotfl2:

[nikimcbee]

Are you kidding, you'll never get Dowly out of bed.:har::har::har:

[TarJak]

Who said we do now?

http://fourwallsnolimits.net/wp-content/uploads/boy-using-laptop-in-bed.jpg
Ooh look! Dude!

[nikimcbee]

Who said we do now?

http://fourwallsnolimits.net/wp-content/uploads/boy-using-laptop-in-bed.jpg
Ooh look! Dude!

Can't be Dowly: too much hair, no empty liquor bottle, no ferret snacks in the bed or Play ferret magazine.

[TarJak]

He keeps all that stuff under the hood:

http://happytailsdiscountpetemporium.net/store/images/blue%20ferret%20bed.jpg

I just couldn't find a picture of a ferret using his computer in bed. ;D

[nikimcbee]

Just get Dowly a pair of dudes with a note from Keira.
...wait let me re-phrase that.

Lets buy Dowly some booby pillows, because a pair of dudes.....


here's bad dudes:
http://www.platypuscomix.net/applepalooza/Bad_Dudes_boxfront.jpg

another kind of dude pair:
http://www.dirrtyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pix-ricky-beach.jpg


So, hence forth, we are calling them booby pillows.:har:

[nikimcbee]

Weird dudes:
http://gamerlimit.com/files/2009/10/16-star-wars-BAD-5.jpg

[TarJak]

Dude, those are the wrong dudes!:D

[nikimcbee]

You never know what could get lost in translation:haha:

[TarJak]

Dude oni su krivi dude! ;)

Or in Finnish: Tissit nämä ovat väärässä tissit

[Dowly]

Right, I'll be waiting them in or around January 12th.

And for the sake of humanity, environment, kittens, homeless kids and world peace, stop talking finnish. :doh:

[Rilder]

Quick everyone learn Finnish!

[Dowly]

Yes, the quicker you crasp it, the better you get along in the post-"Finland kicked yer arses and made you her bitches" world. :yep:

[TarJak]

Mitä vikaa suomea?

[Dowly]

Mitä vikaa suomea?

You answered your own question. :O:

You need to understand the basics of the language to be able to speak it properly, online translators give exactly these types of things:

"Tissit nämä ovat väärässä tissit"

Which means: "Boobs these are wrong (as in, someone being wrong about something) boobs" :)

[TarJak]

:haha: Post your address so I can send you your dudes.:O:

[Dowly]

Oh I will and if I dont get my boobies, I sue you for false arousement. :stare:

[Jimbuna]

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2190/ferret.jpg (http://img99.imageshack.us/i/ferret.jpg/)

Does this mean they've arrived? :hmmm:

[TarJak]

Oh I will and if I dont get my boobies, I sue you for false arousement. :stare:
I'll see what I can do. They don't appear to be selling them online so I may have to go to Croatia to buy them. If so I might as well drop them off at your place on the way home. If I do then you have to shout me a lot of beers.:D

[AVGWarhawk]

Dowly had some friends over to try out his new pillows.

http://stuffonmybreasts.com/beasts/zferretsnboobs.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Dowly had some friends over to try out his new pillows.

http://stuffonmybreasts.com/beasts/zferretsnboobs.jpg

Post reported :nope:



















Unless you remove that hideously obscene looking garment some people might mistake as a dress at once :O:

[AVGWarhawk]

That garmet is actually easy access. Look at it! Dowly and his bud are right in there. Life these day is ease of access. This garmet has it all. :up:

[Sailor Steve]

This garmet has it all. :up:
And that's why Jim wants it removed - so "it all" can be seen rather than obscene.

No, wait...some might think that Dowly's pillows being seen is obscene

No, wait...:88)

[frau kaleun]

I must say Dowly's moobs are spectacular, but his taste in clothes is a little effeminate.

[Jimbuna]

That garmet is actually easy access. Look at it! Dowly and his bud are right in there. Life these day is ease of access. This garmet has it all. :up:

And that's why Jim wants it removed - so "it all" can be seen rather than obscene.

No, wait...some might think that Dowly's pillows being seen is obscene

No, wait...:88)

Okay you've convinced me, I'll take half a dozen.....as long as the female comes with it :cool:

[frau kaleun]

Okay you've convinced me, I'll take half a dozen.....as long as the female comes with it :cool:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070822201216/starwars/images/thumb/e/e9/YarnaDdalGargan_bg.jpg/250px-YarnaDdalGargan_bg.jpg

She's all yours, mate!

[AVGWarhawk]

:har:

[Jimbuna]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070822201216/starwars/images/thumb/e/e9/YarnaDdalGargan_bg.jpg/250px-YarnaDdalGargan_bg.jpg

She's all yours, mate!

Lovely :o....and I bet you can guarantee she's a virgin :DL

[frau kaleun]

Lovely :o....and I bet you can guarantee she's a virgin :DL

:hmmm:

Does Jabba's tail count?

[AVGWarhawk]

Just remember Jim, good looks don't always guarantee future performance. This nice lady with many folds just might be the love of your life....:O:

[Jimbuna]

:hmmm:

Does Jabba's tail count?

Just remember Jim, good looks don't always guarantee future performance. This nice lady with many folds just might be the love of your life....:O:

Looking at the clip on that I'd expect to have to put a necklace of bones on her so at least the family pet might show some interest :doh:

[nikimcbee]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/1/633715411232617110-Zoinks.jpg