Here they are... Obama Jokes LOL

[GoldenRivet]

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America

[UnderseaLcpl]

Did somebody post this before? It looks familiar.:hmmm:

I don't have any funny jokes, just this picture:
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/charlie143james/obamanomics.jpg

[Schroeder]

GR's last one is definitely older than the Obama administration.:hmmm:

[AVGWarhawk]

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.



That's funny right there I don't care who you are...:O:

[Chad]

The longer he stays in office, the more and more people are becoming upset with Obama.

I was on facebook today and a kid I went to high school with who was a HUGE Obama fanatic fanboi while running for office, now has a countdown till Obama is out of office.

And how come Obama doesn't pass Firefox's spellcheck. Every time I say Obama a red squiggly line comes underneath it :O:

[Weiss Pinguin]

LOL @ Obama Value meal :rotfl2:

[UnderseaLcpl]

And how come Obama doesn't pass Firefox's spellcheck. Every time I say Obama a red squiggly line comes underneath it :O:

Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.:DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.:DL
http://nativeborncitizen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/obama-laughing.jpg

http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/twn_up_fls/obama%20serious.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VdLCmonHdew/SZcpKkjSvZI/AAAAAAAAAG8/J-uplFf5ssk/s400/obama+serious+pointing+aa.JPG

[Chad]

Firefox is waiting for his birth certificate.:DL

:har:

That was a good one haha

Can't believe you said that :03:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Can't believe you said that :03:

:arrgh!:

[Weiss Pinguin]

:har:

That was a good one haha

Can't believe you said that :03:
Gotta watch them Marine types :lol:

[SteamWake]

That's funny right there I don't care who you are...:O:

It was

[GoldenRivet]

Lol these arent mine i ripped them off some other forum, but they are good for a chuckle

and most of them are easily applied to nearly any president:yeah:

[nikimcbee]

Did somebody post this before? It looks familiar.:hmmm:

I don't have any funny jokes, just this picture:
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/charlie143james/obamanomics.jpg

:haha::yeah:

[Skybird]

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/2339/format10jsessionid3a64e.jpg (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/format10jsessionid3a64e.jpg/)
"Big welcome at the Gulf of Mexico"

[nikimcbee]

http://www.theaugeanstables.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/iran-nk-obama-cartoon.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America
http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq51/Blogstuffblog/thatsracist_obama_animated.gif (http://s433.photobucket.com/albums/qq51/Blogstuffblog/?action=view&current=thatsracist_obama_animated.gif)

[nikimcbee]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l127/pipedog10/military-political/politicalcartoon2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/enchantedalaska/Obama_Zombies2.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Geez, McBee, that first one is hilarious!:rotfl2::har:

It took me a minute to get the ram-ifications.:o

[Jimbuna]

Apparently, on hearing that Barack Obama had won the presidency, his dad's brother exclaimed, "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle..."

[OneToughHerring]

How about this for an Obama-joke? (http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/images/headshot3.gif)Anybody think it's funny?

I think it's pretty god damn funny.

[Sailor Steve]

I think it's a little on the crude side. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.:nope:

[OneToughHerring]

But calling Obama a monkey is ok, I get it now...

[Task Force]

Yea, you cant call obama a monkey!!! That was Bush!:rotfl2:

[Chad]

Calling someone a monkey is quite different than thinking someone getting killed is..

[OneToughHerring]

Calling someone a monkey is quite different than thinking someone getting killed is..

How exactly is it different?

Monkeys are hunted for sport, for food in some places. You can't murder a monkey, can you?

[Tchocky]

I think the onus is on you here to show how they aren't different.

[OneToughHerring]

I think the onus is on you here to show how they aren't different.

Well if both are allowed here on Subsim Radioroom then they have some very specific similarities about them.

[Tchocky]

Not sure how it's relevant, but you'll probably find that there's more similarity between things that aren't allowed.

[Platapus]

How about this for an Obama-joke? (http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/images/headshot3.gif)Anybody think it's funny?

I think it's pretty god damn funny.


Actually, no. I don't find the assassination of any president something to be laughed at. I think this post, or the link, needs to be deleted.

It is actually rather disturbing that you would find something like that funny.

[OneToughHerring]

Not sure how it's relevant, but you'll probably find that there's more similarity between things that aren't allowed.

And you know this, how? You're not a mod here.

[Tchocky]

It's all here in this pamphlet - http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq.php

[Safe-Keeper]

Pretty much everything from the Onion News Network (http://www.theonion.com).

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/164/HFP-BlackGuysAksNation_400x400_1__jpg_400x400_upscale_ q85.jpg

http://media.avclub.com/assets/images/products/productgroup/159/HFP-ObamaWins_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg

[GoldenRivet]

But calling Obama a monkey is ok, I get it now...

http://goossun.com/b/uploaded_images/bush_monkey-720528.jpg

Give me a break OTH... you are like an annoying fly.

amount of water your argument holds = ZERO



besides... you appear to be from finland. Why should you give a damn what we elect to call our "leaders"???

[OneToughHerring]

So it's ok to refer to black people as monkeys here in Subsim Radio Room? I'm sorry but I can't find that part in the rules, care to point it out for me?

[GoldenRivet]

So it's ok to refer to black people as monkeys here in Subsim Radio Room? I'm sorry but I can't find that part in the rules, care to point it out for me?


huh?

[GoldenRivet]

nobody is making jokes about a race of people... it is jokes about one man... one incredibly flawed and useless man.


his race has not yet come up as part of the discussion until you brought it up yourself... so im not sure i understand why you feel the need to bring that up.

every president i have ever known of has been compared to a monkey... what makes obama different?

because he is half Kenyan we cant say anything about him now?

this makes no sense.

[Tchocky]

Kenya says WTF

[GoldenRivet]

Kenya says WTF

was it Kenya? fixed

i can never remember... for a while there i thought it was Saudi Arabia:hmmm:

one never knows

[Jimbuna]

huh?

No problem John I do believe this individual has an issue, or should I have said is intent on making an issue out of my post @ #21.

So intent there have been 15 posts since and 6 of them are from him.

Okay OTH, here I am.

Look at the thread title and you should get a clue as to the context people are posting in "Jokes"

It is obvious you are now attempting to take or drag the subject towards the 'racism' topic/agenda.

Who has made any reference to the colour of any individuals skin?

Answer....YOU

You must surely have noticed the photos of Bush and the monkey.

Why is it they are more acceptable?

Is it because Bush has white coloured skin?

I don't see any Americans here getting uptight but perhaps that is because they took my post in the context it was meant.....namely, a joke and a reference to a monkey which in UK terms often refers to someone who is a danger not only to themselves but to those around them.

Ever heard of the Brit saying "You shouldn't give monkeys guns"?

You don't know me, you've never met me and you know very little about me, unlike some of the posters on these boards.

I've spent a lot of time and effort over the years upholding and enforcing the virtues of anti racial discrimination.

What I don't appreciate is people who jump in banging a drum until they can convince someone what they are preaching is correct.

You got a beef with me, take it to PM.

[Safe-Keeper]

So it's ok to refer to black people as monkeys here in Subsim Radio Room?Yes, it's okay to refer to African-Americans as monkeys, even though this is very loaded language... because, you see, people compared Dubya to a monkey, and he was white. Oh, and because OneToughHerring is from Finland, obviously.

No, I don't follow the logic either:-?.

every president i have ever known of has been compared to a monkey... what makes obama different?

because he is half Kenyan we cant say anything about him now?No, the fact that someone took offense at you using poorly thought out wording means you can't criticise him in any way.

This joke thread just keeps getting more and more hilarious.

[GoldenRivet]

For starters i dont recall making a "monkey joke"... i dont know who did. But OTH sure went way over the top with it:salute:

I'll call the president of the United States whatever i want... I'm not saying anything about Finland's leadership or national government... so what should he care?

[breadcatcher101]

Why doesn't Obama ever pray?

He can't read the teleprompter with his eyes closed.

[Sailor Steve]

Jim made the "monkey's uncle" joke. I questioned that myself, not because of the reference but because that was always applied to Bush (as shown in that photo set).

The question OTH asked was whether a close-up ostensibly showing a close-up of president Kennedy being hit in the head by the famous bullet was funny or not. He then said he thought it was funny. Whether he meant that or was being sarcastic is beyond me. My reply was based on the idea that he was serious about thinking it was funny.

If it was meant to be a sarcastic comment on Jim's post, I think a simple "I'm sorry, I don't find that funny", or "I don't get it" would have been more appropriate.

At least that's the way I would have done it.

[GoldenRivet]

Yes im not quite sure of two things;

1. What Kennedy getting his head blown off has to do with Obama Jokes

2. why anyone would find an assassination funny

it seems that for some reason, OTH - especially lately - has been posting for the purposes of rousing anger, racism and hate in the general membership.

I dont understand why he has been going this route.

[baggygreen]

How about this for an Obama-joke? (http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/images/headshot3.gif)Anybody think it's funny?

I think it's pretty god damn funny.
You're sick.

In my opinion. No offense :03:

[Schroeder]

What is the difference between Tutankhamun and a smart US President?

Tutankhamun has already been found.....

(can be used for all presidents/politicians etc. of all countries:D)

[OneToughHerring]

I just think there is a big difference whether it's a white or a black person being called a monkey.

And it's not a political thing, if democrats called...*tries to think of black republican*...Al something...Alan Keyes! If democrats called Alan Keyes a monkey the republicans would be all over them. So, spare me the wriggling.

[Sailor Steve]

I just think there is a big difference whether it's a white or a black person being called a monkey.

And it's not a political thing, if democrats called...*tries to think of black republican*...Al something...Alan Keyes! If democrats called Alan Keyes a monkey the republicans would be all over them. So, spare me the wriggling.
I agree on both points, but Jim is British, this is a small community and we all (except for you seemingly) that his comment was not in the least racial.

[OneToughHerring]

Oh I didn't know it was ok to call black people monkeys in the UK, oh well, learn something new every day...

[Sailor Steve]

I'm sorry, what part of "not in the least racial" did you miss? And even so, a comment might have been more appropriate than graphic assasination pictures.

[OneToughHerring]

Yes, but since both are allowed there shouldn't be a problem, now should there?

[DarkFish]

I just think there is a big difference whether it's a white or a black person being called a monkey.so it's okay to call a white person a monkey while calling black people monkeys isn't? isn't that racism as well?

[OneToughHerring]

so it's okay to call a white person a monkey while calling black people monkeys isn't? isn't that racism as well?

Huh?

[AVGWarhawk]

Huh?

I love that quote! :yeah:

[AVGWarhawk]

Oh I didn't know it was ok to call black people monkeys in the UK, oh well, learn something new every day...

The use of the 'monkey' as a discriptive term is considered derogatory in the US. I find that many words mean different things around the world.

[AVGWarhawk]

so it's okay to call a white person a monkey while calling black people monkeys isn't? isn't that racism as well?

Nah...whites are called 'Crackers'. :O:

[SteamWake]

- has been posting for the purposes of rousing anger,

I dont understand why he has been going this route.

Yes you do and yet you let it irk you. ;)

[Oberon]

The use of the 'monkey' as a discriptive term is considered derogatory in the US. I find that many words mean different things around the world.

A monkey is £500 here, amongst other things.

[Jimbuna]

I agree on both points, but Jim is British, this is a small community and we all (except for you seemingly) that his comment was not in the least racial.

I'm sorry, what part of "not in the least racial" did you miss? And even so, a comment might have been more appropriate than graphic assasination pictures.

Wasting your time Steve....you'd be better off using this


http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5074/trollsprayxj41.jpg

[Jimbuna]

The use of the 'monkey' as a discriptive term is considered derogatory in the US. I find that many words mean different things around the world.

Nah...whites are called 'Crackers'. :O:

Rgr that Chris....spent most of my working life being referred to as a 'Pig' or something equally derogitory.

Never really bothered me much because once the bracelets were fastened and the van door was opened the name soon changed to 'Sir' or something equally as respectful.

Sticks and stones mate...nothing more nothing less. :03:

[OneToughHerring]

Rgr that Chris....spent most of my working life being referred to as a 'Pig' or something equally derogitory.

Never really bothered me much because once the bracelets were fastened and the van door was opened the name soon changed to 'Sir' or something equally as respectful.

Sticks and stones mate...nothing more nothing less. :03:

Well there are plenty of blacks as police officers in the UK, been for some time. I presume you don't refer to them as monkeys, do you?

[Dowly]

I love that quote! :yeah:

:har::har:

@OTH

Could you show some maturity and stop taking everything people here say as racism one way or another? The last I checked, you keep posting stuff that most would deem as racist. And yes, I see what you are doing, you're on your never ending crusade to try the boundaries of the rules here. You see someone post something that is in your opinion racists, but instead of handling it via PM/report/mature sense, you strike back with something equally racist. Not cool.

[TLAM Strike]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1281/newusgovernmentlogo.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Well there are plenty of blacks as police officers in the UK, been for some time. I presume you don't refer to them as monkeys, do you?

Funny you should mention that but I have had cause/reason to make that remark on occasion. A remark not made out of the colour of anyones skin because I have served with Officers from a wide range of ethnic backgrounds....but more because of their inability to perform their duties adequately and the resultant danger they posed to not only myself and colleagues but also to themselves.

The monkey is the liability who is last to respond to a dangerous situation, or the one who remains outside on the pavement during a bar brawl repeating the message to Control asking for assistance despite the fact Control have already acknowledged via an open frequency channel that said help is enroute.

A monkey or should we start referring to said individuals as a 'liability' is the one who won't draw a baton to subdue or disarm someone for fear of having the baton taken off them.

A monkey can also be tha incompetent bastid who doesn't tighten the bracelets enough allowing the prisoner to break free and kick you in the back of the head whilst driving in a pedestrianised area.

I've three scars from knife wounds because I foolishly relied on a monkey watching my back.

You have been given my explanation/interpretation of what a monkey is in #40.

Am I to believe you don't understand said statement or is it a case of you believe me to be a liar and or untruthful?

[Jimbuna]

:har::har:

@OTH

Could you show some maturity and stop taking everything people here say as racism one way or another? The last I checked, you keep posting stuff that most would deem as racist. And yes, I see what you are doing, you're on your never ending crusade to try the boundaries of the rules here. You see someone post something that is in your opinion racists, but instead of handling it via PM/report/mature sense, you strike back with something equally racist. Not cool.

You obviously posted this whilst I was typeing my response.

You've never met me in person but we have spoken for what is possibly thousands of hours over the years on TS and obviously know me well enough....when your sober :haha:

Cheers Teemu....I think I'm keeping rather a cool head don't you? :DL

[OneToughHerring]

:har::har:

@OTH

Could you show some maturity and stop taking everything people here say as racism one way or another? The last I checked, you keep posting stuff that most would deem as racist. And yes, I see what you are doing, you're on your never ending crusade to try the boundaries of the rules here. You see someone post something that is in your opinion racists, but instead of handling it via PM/report/mature sense, you strike back with something equally racist. Not cool.

Well I'm not asking for the deletion of messages, I just need to know in concrete terms what the rules are. Examples are the best way to show this. Now that I have examples of acceptable behaviour I'm in a much better position to know what is allowed and what isn't.

[GoldenRivet]

Well I'm not asking for the deletion of messages, I just need to know in concrete terms what the rules are. Examples are the best way to show this. Now that I have examples of acceptable behaviour I'm in a much better position to know what is allowed and what isn't.

i should think that in the field of racism - prohibition of racist remarks here at subsim would likely mean refraining from use if racial slurs. (every race has them, you know some of the more common or offensive ones - i dont have to provide examples)

calling someone a monkey or an ape is not a matter of racism, as it is more or less equally applied to any individual without regard to his or her race to imply a stupid or bumbling / fumbling or incapable nature of the individual.

Besides, i KNEW it would only be a matter of time before either Obama or his lackeys pulled out the almighty race card :haha:

I dont want to hear about racism against obama.

The day after the election i had no less than 5 black people - perfect strangers in fact - walk up to me (and others) at different times over the course of a 5 - 6 hour time frame and ask me very specifically...

"How does it feel to have a n*gger for a master? cr*cker" or some variation of the same question with the same or similar terminology.

so yeah... the race card gets ZERO respect from me. :nope:

[AVGWarhawk]

Rgr that Chris....spent most of my working life being referred to as a 'Pig' or something equally derogitory.

Never really bothered me much because once the bracelets were fastened and the van door was opened the name soon changed to 'Sir' or something equally as respectful.

Sticks and stones mate...nothing more nothing less. :03:

Pig here in the state refers to the police. Yelling out pig to a cop with a batton is not recommended. :doh: It is usually shrugged off but it does not help your case down the road! :har:

[GoldenRivet]

Pig here in the state refers to the police.

on the other side of the pond im sure it means the same thing... this was my assumption considering Jimbo was once an illustrious bobby!

http://www.accessible.org/image-files/bobby-approved.gif

EDIT:

cops are an interesting sort... if they are apprehending you for any crime minor or major they are a pig.

if they are saving your life, they are a hero.

never anything in between HAHA

[Jimbuna]

Pig here in the state refers to the police. Yelling out pig to a cop with a batton is not recommended. :doh: It is usually shrugged off but it does not help your case down the road! :har:

Spot on....cracked a few nuggets in my time.

on the other side of the pond im sure it means the same thing... this was my assumption considering Jimbo was once an illustrious bobby!

http://www.accessible.org/image-files/bobby-approved.gif

EDIT:

cops are an interesting sort... if they are apprehending you for any crime minor or major they are a pig.

if they are saving your life, they are a hero.

never anything in between HAHA

Correct on all counts.

When asked in the past how your on a pretty decent pension at the ripe young age of 50 you simply reply......"Work for it and earn it whilst being wary of those monkeys found often in your immediate vicinity".


http://www.criticallayouts.com/images/rsgallery/original/monkey-0214-1.gif

[Sailor Steve]

I saw a bumper sticker back in 1970:

If you don't like the cops, next time you need help call a hippie.

[Jimbuna]

I saw a bumper sticker back in 1970:

If you don't like the cops, next time you need help call a hippie.

On a similar note....often is the time I've witnessed someone being arrested for committing a crime and repeatedly calling colleagues every name under the sun only to find the same person a day or two later asking same colleagues for help because the victim of their earlier crime has vented some form of retribution on them.

A bit like slipping on the banana skin you dropped in the street earlier :DL

[nikimcbee]

Rgr that Chris....spent most of my working life being referred to as a 'Pig' or something equally derogitory.

Never really bothered me much because once the bracelets were fastened and the van door was opened the name soon changed to 'Sir' or something equally as respectful.

Sticks and stones mate...nothing more nothing less. :03:


hhhhm, Geordie bacon
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[nikimcbee]

[insert donut joke here]




:haha:

Good thing you and hanomag didn't go out for donuts with us that morning, it could have gotten ugly.:haha:

[Flopper]

I refer to modern humans as "a bunch of monkeys" on a regular basis.

[Jimbuna]

[insert donut joke here]




:haha:

Good thing you and hanomag didn't go out for donuts with us that morning, it could have gotten ugly.:haha:

That would have been a sight to behold.....Brit cop and Us cop on the rampage. :rock:

Never mind Jason....perhaps later this year, I'm pretty confident Hanomag/Mike will make the SS Meet....after al, it is pretty near to home base http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wolfcop.gif

[Jimbuna]

I refer to modern humans as "a bunch of monkeys" on a regular basis.

Careful matey....

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/183/trolls2.jpg (http://img33.imageshack.us/i/trolls2.jpg/)

:03:

[nikimcbee]

Who Voted for Obama?
What Liberal Types are there?
I. Old boys in their 20s, 30s and 40s still living in their mothers’ basement or garage, with one hand on the bong and the other hand on the keyboard, staring at the computer monitor all day long, puffing on Ganja and listening to Grateful Dead!
II. Sour Puss, angry, hysterical, unbalanced and complexed old gals in their 20s, 30s and 40s still living in their little attic room under the roof of their parents, and heavily active in recycling, global warming myth, Green World, Animal Rights, Anti Fur, Wealth Distribution, Peace and Love, Free Love, One World Government, Organic Eating, Vegetarian preaching, Marijuana hemp clothes wearing, canvas hemp hat wearing, health and peace promoting, tree hugging and other similar Bull Shiite!
III. Piss Ant Teenagers in their late puberties experimenting with Goth, Mod, Punk, Death Metal, Dope, Makeup, Tattoos, Body Piercing, Gender Bending, Bi Sexuality, Homosexuality, Raves, Converses, Gay Colors, Black Magic, 60s Hippie Music, Free Base, Anarchy, Anti Establishment and similar fads, rebelling against their parents and society, believing that they know it all and they are destined to “Change” this depressing society in to a Utopia!
IV. Rappers, Hip Hopsters and other Wanna Be Gangsters, either Black or White Boys who wanna be Black, wearing baseball caps backward, baggy pants falling half way down their ass cracks and dragged on the floor with boxer shorts showing underneath, trying to identify with the Ghetto man, feeling his pain, making garbage music with crap lyrics, trying to make it big and become rich, all at the same time!
V. Wusballs in various cheesy hairdos ranging from thin or thick Mohawk, Hi top, Crown Top, Tintin look, all the way to skin shaved or some type of unbalanced and uneven due with short hair all around and going woosh huge on the top, trying hard to make a statement and shouting out loud without opening their lips that: “We are different” but indeed seeking “Attention”!
VI. Lookalike and Wanna be hardcore skinheads, anarchists and other punks by acting tough and looking tough, wanting to prove a point that they mean business to Change the World!
VII. Career Ghetto Dwellers, Veteran Broke Ass Drunks and Ghetto men on Welfare, Food stamp, government cheese and indeed Kool-Aid! Specifically them drunks who try to buy booze with food stamps at the corner liquor store owned by Arabs!
VIII. Rich White men living in the Suburbs, mansions and gated communities trying hard to identify with the poor Black Ghetto man by singing solidarity songs, yet keeping the ghetto man down and enslaved by maintaining the Status Quo, Liberal Socialism, Welfare State and Big Government alive! The same government which guarantees to keep the Ghetto man as dependant voter and make new dependant voters out of Hispanic illegal aliens who can’t even speak English! These rich boys play the Ghetto Santa Clause in the projects, keeping the ghetto man dependant on hand outs like drugs!
IX. Various Dependant Voters depending on the Big Government to run their lives, and hand them free education, healthcare, welfare, Medicare, sexcare and condoms, as long as they don’t have to ever work or pay taxes!
X. Foreign born, naturalized American Residents or Citizens who can’t speak a correct sentence in English, yet they are Government Employees, trying to aid you in the Courthouse, DMV, and other government offices while taking half an hour to do a 5 minute task! The ones who on their spare times or at work, read and write crap on Twitter, Facebook and MySpace (with broken English that is)!
XI. Average Brainwashed, below average intelligence, underachiever American Teen, zoomed on MTV, CNN, Video Game Joy Stick, Panoramic Game Monitor, Twitter, Facebook and MySpace!
XII. The Monkey See, Monkey Do viewers and readers of the Liberal Biased, State Run American Media such as NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, NY Times, LA Times, Washington Post, Time Magazine, Newsweek, Cheesy Blogs and similar Crap ala Carte!
XIII. Veteran Old perverts and Gay Ol Boys, seeking young boy toys and fresh meat on MySpace and indeed followers of the North American Man – Boy Love Associations and NAMBLA!
XIV. Bull Dykes, Butch Gals and other Professional Poon Tang Munchers fishing for fresh young teenage Suzie Q’s on places such as MySpace!
XV. Gay Lords, Gay Boys, Gay Beans, Gay Shas (Geisha) and other Proud Pinkos and Flaming Good Ol Fags having a Gay-La in places such as San Francisco or MySpace which firmly believe that they must drag their own sexual preference out of the privacy of their bedrooms, out in the open, into the public scene and enforce it on the American Society as a tradition and shove it down all American Throats and teach it in the Kindergartens! These Militant Gays are firm believers that they must gain “Minority Status” due to “Sexual Preference”! Some of their dwelling grounds are indeed San Francisco, MySpace and Senator Barney Fag, Oops sorry; I meant Barney Frank’s office!
XVI. Islamists, Radical Fundamentalist Muslims and other types of Muslim bozos which have found “Safe Heaven” in Politically Correct Liberal America, Liberal Internet Communities and Forums to preach Bigotry, Fundamentalism, Terrorism, Islamic Religious Studies and Islamic Values, yet scream “Racism” and “Insult to Islam” every time an opposing voice confronts them! Under Obama, Muslims have special status and it shows everywhere in every aspect of the society, even in the net communities such as AOL, Yahoo and MySpace!
XVII. Cougars, Saggy Old Gals and Female Senior Citizens hunting for Young Roosters and Submissive Boy Toys on Internet hangouts, fancy bars and indeed solid believers in Obama’s “Change” prescribed for America!
XVIII. Illiterate Americans, illiterate to global or even their own history, geography, philosophy, and culture, running around like hens with heads chopped off, barfing rhetorics just to state that they are alive and have an opinion!
XIX. Know it all and general experts who have an opinion on everything. Those liberal Social Do Gooders whom are always helpful to everyone about all subject matters! Those loving open minded American leftists with open hearts and open minds and indeed open arms for the humanity and every petty baboon from every corner of the world except patriotic Americans born or naturalized here!
XX. The Bleeding Heart, Pacifist, Politically Correct, Brotherly Loved, Passionate, Gentle and Calm, liberal educated and educators of America, always ready to Social Engineer America also have their share of presence amongst the Obama-maniacs army!
XXI. The average boy, down the street with the earring and a nose ring, gay haircut which looks like a Parrot, who wears his shirt backward (not on purpose), has his zipper open (not on purpose), forgets to wipe his ass (due to absent mind), has sticky fingers (from fruit rollups), wears converse and has a rip in his jean where one of his butt cheeks are showing while he walks down the street and nods his head to you while mumbles: What up dude?! You know, the typical not know anything about anything who voted for Obama and his “Change”!
XXII. The typical liberal Internet Geek, Hacker, Haxor, Stalker, Cheeseball and other bozos with no lives, coke bottle glasses and nerd outfits, zooming on cheesy net communities, blogs and forums to bash any opposing voice. Some of these bozos also play Moderators on these forums or other similar sites. They are determined to establish absolute Social Justice for all humanity, protecting all’s rights by all means possible (specifically Muslims)! These bozos bend over backwards for Islam and Islamists. They provide tribunes for Islamists and Leftists to preach and to grow.
XXIII. Your average mellow yellow Internationalist, Pacifist, Liberal “In-Tell-Egg-Chew-All” couch potatoe with a large bong water pipe, marijuana pattern hat, “Yes We Can” Obama Rainbow T-Shirt, a Rainbow Handkerchief in his torn back pocket, pink flip flops on his dirty feet with toenails full of fungi, but a big smile, showing his yellow teeth while breathing beer fume on you! This guy lives on baseless Internet Bang and Bologna Forums such as AOL, Yahoo and MySpace!
XXIV. Your neighborhood Dominatrix, Submissive, S&M Artist, Bondage Enthusiast and Golden Shower Experts always residing in Dark Alleys or on Facebook and MySpace searching for clientele!
XXV. Shemales, SheBoys, Lady Boys, HeShes, Transsexuals and Ugly Transvestites with hairy legs (Burt Reynolds in skirt), all and all seeking customers and lovers in all the wrong places such as the local tabloids’ classifieds, CraigsList’s free ads, Internet Matching sites and indeed MySpace!
XXVI. Lost and Confused, Wasted American Teenagers seeking love and Happiness in the arms of older men, also firmly believe in Obama’s Change and Obama as the Messiah!
XXVII. Young Punks, just reaching their late puberty, fingering each other in Junior Colleges and also on Facebook and MySpace, Cyber Making Up and Shooting Shiite while having an opinion on everything including politics, global affairs and Global Warming Scam!
XXVIII. Hollywood Liberals who already did spend a lot of money as grants given to Socialist so-called Scholars in Oslo, Norway to “Erect” Obama as the winner of the “Piss Nipple Price” (Peace Nobel Prize) for no reason at all whatsoever, except being Black and being a Socialist! Each of these liberals has a cheesy MySpace or Facebook page promoting their Socialist agenda amongst the brain drained Zombie kids with their eyes glued on the net!
XXIX. Americans who either don’t work or don’t pay tax, yet feel that society owes them free things! They would love Obama to take your hard earning tax money and give it to them for free! They are a solid bunch of Welfare State residents with too much time on their hands, no lives, no employment and all receiving hands awaiting handouts from the government. They just love them free government cheese and Kool-Aids!
XXX. Unpatriotic Americans, Internationalists, Globalists, Liberal Pacifists, American Flag Burners, Anarchists, Marxists, Islamists, Socialists, Liberal Educators, Environmentalist Wackos, FemiNazis, FemiTazis (Female Islamists) and other left overs from the 60s and indeed yesterday’s hippies and today’s yuppies of the world gathered under the Rainbow “Yes We Can” Banner of Obama, assuming that they are destined to change the constitution of United States and reshape it in to a Socialist Friendly version!
XXXI. Last but not least, the politically correct, bleeding heart, sissy faggy, touchy feely, wussy pussy, environmentalist wacko, global warming jacko, brotherly loved basket cases who hold hands, singing either Kumbaya or We are the World, while drooling on their Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore and Hussein Obama protest placards!
…. I’m just warming up, give me more time and I’ll come up with more liberal types! There is no shortage of shallow, superficial, artificial, cartoonish, bleeding heart liberals lurking around US of A!

[GoldenRivet]

sums it up about perfectly i should think.:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Crikey Jason :o

That's an education lesson all in its own right :hmmm:

[Oberon]

You forgot Communist spies :yeah::haha:

[Platapus]

And you forgot the Republicans who just could not bring themselves to vote for McCain and Palin. :nope:

That would have been me. :yep:

[Sailor Steve]

But that immediately identifies you as a closet pinko-commie liberal.

My party, right or wrong, and all that.

[SteamWake]

And you forgot the Republicans who just could not bring themselves to vote for McCain and Palin. :nope:

That would have been me. :yep:

Sorry I have to call BS here.... Repulican??

[Platapus]

My party, right or wrong, and all that.

There was a time when I felt that way about the Republican Party. But the party has changed. Not saying that I would never go back to the Republican Party again, but it would have to change back to being more inline with my views.

Until then, I am a Recovering Republican and enjoying being a Moderate Independent -- hated by both parties. :03:

[Flopper]

Who Voted for Obama?
…. I’m just warming up, give me more time and I’ll come up with more liberal types! There is no shortage of shallow, superficial, artificial, cartoonish, bleeding heart liberals lurking around US of A!

You forgot "the vast majority of blacks" in your ridiculously shallow, superficial, artificial, cartoonish post. :03:

[Sailor Steve]

Until then, I am a Recovering Republican and enjoying being a Moderate Independent -- hated by both parties. :03:
Ah, a wishy-washy waffling fence-sitter.

Welcome to my world.:sunny:

[nikimcbee]

You forgot Communist spies :yeah::haha:

You mean 5th columnists:hmmm:

[Safe-Keeper]

Who Voted for Obama?
What Liberal Types are there?
I. Old boys in their 20s, 30s and 40s still living in their mothers’ basement or garage, with one hand on the bong and the other hand on the keyboard, staring at the computer monitor all day long, puffing on Ganja and listening to Grateful Dead!
II. Sour Puss, angry, hysterical, unbalanced and complexed old gals in their 20s, 30s and 40s still living in their little attic room under the roof of their parents, and heavily active in recycling, global warming myth, Green World, Animal Rights, Anti Fur, Wealth Distribution, Peace and Love, Free Love, One World Government, Organic Eating, Vegetarian preaching, Marijuana hemp clothes wearing, canvas hemp hat wearing, health and peace promoting, tree hugging and other similar Bull Shiite!
III. Piss Ant Teenagers in their late puberties experimenting with Goth, Mod, Punk, Death Metal, Dope, Makeup, Tattoos, Body Piercing, Gender Bending, Bi Sexuality, Homosexuality, Raves, Converses, Gay Colors, Black Magic, 60s Hippie Music, Free Base, Anarchy, Anti Establishment and similar fads, rebelling against their parents and society, believing that they know it all and they are destined to “Change” this depressing society in to a Utopia!
IV. Rappers, Hip Hopsters and other Wanna Be Gangsters, either Black or White Boys who wanna be Black, wearing baseball caps backward, baggy pants falling half way down their ass cracks and dragged on the floor with boxer shorts showing underneath, trying to identify with the Ghetto man, feeling his pain, making garbage music with crap lyrics, trying to make it big and become rich, all at the same time!
V. Wusballs in various cheesy hairdos ranging from thin or thick Mohawk, Hi top, Crown Top, Tintin look, all the way to skin shaved or some type of unbalanced and uneven due with short hair all around and going woosh huge on the top, trying hard to make a statement and shouting out loud without opening their lips that: “We are different” but indeed seeking “Attention”!
VI. Lookalike and Wanna be hardcore skinheads, anarchists and other punks by acting tough and looking tough, wanting to prove a point that they mean business to Change the World!
VII. Career Ghetto Dwellers, Veteran Broke Ass Drunks and Ghetto men on Welfare, Food stamp, government cheese and indeed Kool-Aid! Specifically them drunks who try to buy booze with food stamps at the corner liquor store owned by Arabs!
VIII. Rich White men living in the Suburbs, mansions and gated communities trying hard to identify with the poor Black Ghetto man by singing solidarity songs, yet keeping the ghetto man down and enslaved by maintaining the Status Quo, Liberal Socialism, Welfare State and Big Government alive! The same government which guarantees to keep the Ghetto man as dependant voter and make new dependant voters out of Hispanic illegal aliens who can’t even speak English! These rich boys play the Ghetto Santa Clause in the projects, keeping the ghetto man dependant on hand outs like drugs!
IX. Various Dependant Voters depending on the Big Government to run their lives, and hand them free education, healthcare, welfare, Medicare, sexcare and condoms, as long as they don’t have to ever work or pay taxes!
X. Foreign born, naturalized American Residents or Citizens who can’t speak a correct sentence in English, yet they are Government Employees, trying to aid you in the Courthouse, DMV, and other government offices while taking half an hour to do a 5 minute task! The ones who on their spare times or at work, read and write crap on Twitter, Facebook and MySpace (with broken English that is)!
XI. Average Brainwashed, below average intelligence, underachiever American Teen, zoomed on MTV, CNN, Video Game Joy Stick, Panoramic Game Monitor, Twitter, Facebook and MySpace!
XII. The Monkey See, Monkey Do viewers and readers of the Liberal Biased, State Run American Media such as NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, NY Times, LA Times, Washington Post, Time Magazine, Newsweek, Cheesy Blogs and similar Crap ala Carte!
XIII. Veteran Old perverts and Gay Ol Boys, seeking young boy toys and fresh meat on MySpace and indeed followers of the North American Man – Boy Love Associations and NAMBLA!
XIV. Bull Dykes, Butch Gals and other Professional Poon Tang Munchers fishing for fresh young teenage Suzie Q’s on places such as MySpace!
XV. Gay Lords, Gay Boys, Gay Beans, Gay Shas (Geisha) and other Proud Pinkos and Flaming Good Ol Fags having a Gay-La in places such as San Francisco or MySpace which firmly believe that they must drag their own sexual preference out of the privacy of their bedrooms, out in the open, into the public scene and enforce it on the American Society as a tradition and shove it down all American Throats and teach it in the Kindergartens! These Militant Gays are firm believers that they must gain “Minority Status” due to “Sexual Preference”! Some of their dwelling grounds are indeed San Francisco, MySpace and Senator Barney Fag, Oops sorry; I meant Barney Frank’s office!
XVI. Islamists, Radical Fundamentalist Muslims and other types of Muslim bozos which have found “Safe Heaven” in Politically Correct Liberal America, Liberal Internet Communities and Forums to preach Bigotry, Fundamentalism, Terrorism, Islamic Religious Studies and Islamic Values, yet scream “Racism” and “Insult to Islam” every time an opposing voice confronts them! Under Obama, Muslims have special status and it shows everywhere in every aspect of the society, even in the net communities such as AOL, Yahoo and MySpace!
XVII. Cougars, Saggy Old Gals and Female Senior Citizens hunting for Young Roosters and Submissive Boy Toys on Internet hangouts, fancy bars and indeed solid believers in Obama’s “Change” prescribed for America!
XVIII. Illiterate Americans, illiterate to global or even their own history, geography, philosophy, and culture, running around like hens with heads chopped off, barfing rhetorics just to state that they are alive and have an opinion!
XIX. Know it all and general experts who have an opinion on everything. Those liberal Social Do Gooders whom are always helpful to everyone about all subject matters! Those loving open minded American leftists with open hearts and open minds and indeed open arms for the humanity and every petty baboon from every corner of the world except patriotic Americans born or naturalized here!
XX. The Bleeding Heart, Pacifist, Politically Correct, Brotherly Loved, Passionate, Gentle and Calm, liberal educated and educators of America, always ready to Social Engineer America also have their share of presence amongst the Obama-maniacs army!
XXI. The average boy, down the street with the earring and a nose ring, gay haircut which looks like a Parrot, who wears his shirt backward (not on purpose), has his zipper open (not on purpose), forgets to wipe his ass (due to absent mind), has sticky fingers (from fruit rollups), wears converse and has a rip in his jean where one of his butt cheeks are showing while he walks down the street and nods his head to you while mumbles: What up dude?! You know, the typical not know anything about anything who voted for Obama and his “Change”!
XXII. The typical liberal Internet Geek, Hacker, Haxor, Stalker, Cheeseball and other bozos with no lives, coke bottle glasses and nerd outfits, zooming on cheesy net communities, blogs and forums to bash any opposing voice. Some of these bozos also play Moderators on these forums or other similar sites. They are determined to establish absolute Social Justice for all humanity, protecting all’s rights by all means possible (specifically Muslims)! These bozos bend over backwards for Islam and Islamists. They provide tribunes for Islamists and Leftists to preach and to grow.
XXIII. Your average mellow yellow Internationalist, Pacifist, Liberal “In-Tell-Egg-Chew-All” couch potatoe with a large bong water pipe, marijuana pattern hat, “Yes We Can” Obama Rainbow T-Shirt, a Rainbow Handkerchief in his torn back pocket, pink flip flops on his dirty feet with toenails full of fungi, but a big smile, showing his yellow teeth while breathing beer fume on you! This guy lives on baseless Internet Bang and Bologna Forums such as AOL, Yahoo and MySpace!
XXIV. Your neighborhood Dominatrix, Submissive, S&M Artist, Bondage Enthusiast and Golden Shower Experts always residing in Dark Alleys or on Facebook and MySpace searching for clientele!
XXV. Shemales, SheBoys, Lady Boys, HeShes, Transsexuals and Ugly Transvestites with hairy legs (Burt Reynolds in skirt), all and all seeking customers and lovers in all the wrong places such as the local tabloids’ classifieds, CraigsList’s free ads, Internet Matching sites and indeed MySpace!
XXVI. Lost and Confused, Wasted American Teenagers seeking love and Happiness in the arms of older men, also firmly believe in Obama’s Change and Obama as the Messiah!
XXVII. Young Punks, just reaching their late puberty, fingering each other in Junior Colleges and also on Facebook and MySpace, Cyber Making Up and Shooting Shiite while having an opinion on everything including politics, global affairs and Global Warming Scam!
XXVIII. Hollywood Liberals who already did spend a lot of money as grants given to Socialist so-called Scholars in Oslo, Norway to “Erect” Obama as the winner of the “Piss Nipple Price” (Peace Nobel Prize) for no reason at all whatsoever, except being Black and being a Socialist! Each of these liberals has a cheesy MySpace or Facebook page promoting their Socialist agenda amongst the brain drained Zombie kids with their eyes glued on the net!
XXIX. Americans who either don’t work or don’t pay tax, yet feel that society owes them free things! They would love Obama to take your hard earning tax money and give it to them for free! They are a solid bunch of Welfare State residents with too much time on their hands, no lives, no employment and all receiving hands awaiting handouts from the government. They just love them free government cheese and Kool-Aids!
XXX. Unpatriotic Americans, Internationalists, Globalists, Liberal Pacifists, American Flag Burners, Anarchists, Marxists, Islamists, Socialists, Liberal Educators, Environmentalist Wackos, FemiNazis, FemiTazis (Female Islamists) and other left overs from the 60s and indeed yesterday’s hippies and today’s yuppies of the world gathered under the Rainbow “Yes We Can” Banner of Obama, assuming that they are destined to change the constitution of United States and reshape it in to a Socialist Friendly version!
XXXI. Last but not least, the politically correct, bleeding heart, sissy faggy, touchy feely, wussy pussy, environmentalist wacko, global warming jacko, brotherly loved basket cases who hold hands, singing either Kumbaya or We are the World, while drooling on their Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore and Hussein Obama protest placards!
…. I’m just warming up, give me more time and I’ll come up with more liberal types! There is no shortage of shallow, superficial, artificial, cartoonish, bleeding heart liberals lurking around US of A!That's a lot of hyperbole to just say "ure dumb kthxbai":rotfl2:

That was humour, right?

And you forgot the Republicans who just could not bring themselves to vote for McCain and Palin. :nope:Double :rotfl2:.

[Safe-Keeper]

Enter the Onion News Network (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOHABYhZ7a8).
Seems appropriate:rotfl2:.

[Sailor Steve]

That is just silly! Of course I had to watch a few more 'news' videos.

Trust the Onion to come up with the weirdest ideas...:sunny:

[Dimitrius07]

What do we have here? Another Zieg fail garbage.:rock::up: to point and laugh at. I mean first it was Jews, Russians and Americans, blacks now (too bad that the jew jokes thread is close, because now the crybaby will get even more paranoid that ever). Who next on the Dramatica check list ? :hmmm: Stay tunned. Try quote some of the material from your cave.... i mean HQ.

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2:

This thread was dead and forgotten for a week, until YOU brought it back. Good job!

[Jimbuna]

Hey Steve...I've just noticed you've got a monkey picture on your sig :o

Should you be posting here? :haha:

[Sailor Steve]

OMG! ONOZ! Da band gotta change dere name! Quicklikes!

[Jimbuna]

OMG! ONOZ! Da band gotta change dere name! Quicklikes!


http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8306/onozomg21.gif


LOL :DL

[nikimcbee]

Hey Steve...I've just noticed you've got a monkey picture on your sig :o

Should you be posting here? :haha:

Great Jim, now you did it, that means I have to post:

http://www.jimjambo.com/ThatsRacist2.gif

[nikimcbee]

http://rlv.zcache.com/dog_pissing_on_obama_tshirt-p235726293080724733trlf_400.jpg

[Bubblehead1980]

Pig here in the state refers to the police. Yelling out pig to a cop with a batton is not recommended. :doh: It is usually shrugged off but it does not help your case down the road! :har:

I was at the beach saturday night with friends and saw a large 6'2 or so black man dressed in drag fighting with Sheriffs Deputies, he called them pig and lets just say it was not shrugged off :har:

[Jimbuna]

Great Jim, now you did it, that means I have to post:

http://www.jimjambo.com/ThatsRacist2.gif

LOL :DL

I was at the beach saturday night with friends and saw a large 6'2 or so black man dressed in drag fighting with Sheriffs Deputies, he called them pig and lets just say it was not shrugged off :har:

They probably educated him as to the correct way to address people with a modicum of courtesy and respect :know:

[Zachstar]

Unbelievably predictable and yawnable jokes. Cant you do any better?

[Sailor Steve]

Obviously not. Can you?

[Zachstar]

I saw some funny obama jokes in the papers once. Like one where he has 15 or so cigarettes in his mouth from all the major issues.

#1 Its funny because its a classic political cartoon joke

#2 It does not rely on opposite party memes nor racism or whatever to make it funny. Just isssues

[Platapus]

"President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitment to global cooperation, but mostly for calling Kanye West a jackass." --Conan O'Brien


"Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be cleaned up by future generations." --Jay Leno


"President Obama made a surprise visit to Iraq this week where he declared it is time for Iraqis to take responsibility for their country. Said Iraqis, 'You guys first.'" --Seth Meyers

And one from President Obama

''Now, this hasn't been reported yet, but it was actually Rahm's idea to do the swearing-in ceremony again. Of course, for Rahm, every day is a swearing-in ceremony. But don't believe what you read. Rahm Emanuel is a real sweetheart. No, it's true. Every week the guy takes a little time away to give back to the community. Just last week he was at a local school, teaching profanity to poor children.''

—President Barack Obama, at the 2009 Alfalfa Club Dinner

:D

[Jimbuna]

Obviously not. Can you?

Nice one http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[nikimcbee]

http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/17495/White-House-large.jpg

[nikimcbee]

When Mexican president Felipe Calderón spoke at the White House last week, the translation his office provided was grammatically incorrect and riddled with errors that sometimes changed his message altogether. Here are a few of the mistakes:

He Said: "Increased free trade will lead to greater economic freedom for all."
Translated As: "The selling of things will be good for everybody who likes to buy things with money."
He Said: "I strongly disagree with the recently adopted law in Arizona."
Translated As: "As a strong, recent man, I disagree with Arizona adoption law."
He Said: "Mexico pledges all its efforts to curb narcotics trafficking."
Translated As: "Mexico will continue to feed America's voracious appetite for drugs, regardless of what our government does."
He Said: "If you work with me, I will tell you where the buried gold is."
Translated As: "Let us work together for the prosperity of our great nations."
He Said: "Let us not allow our children to grow up in a world where the U.S. and Mexico are enemies."
Translated As: "We are at war. Your children will all die."
He Said: "Our people risk their lives to come here and work hard in your fields and orchards."
Translated As: "We come here like crazy people to grab your apples."
He Said: "Let's work to craft a legacy inspiring joy and vision."
Translated As: "Kraftwerk's legacy inspired Joy Division."
He Said: "We're taking back Texas, ****os!"
Translated As: "Our two nations have never been closer."
:haha:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Snake_Oil.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kbZIHk4DRhE/SPd3Se3vBrI/AAAAAAAACh4/-pXJmAMO3qA/s400/obama-cartoon-1-1.jpg

http://undisputedtruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny_obama-550x4273.jpg