Recommended Punishment?

[krashkart]

Earlier this morning (-6 GMT) Subsim member Krashkart hurt the feelings of Subsim member Frau Kaleun with this post:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1380049&postcount=25

Frau Kaleun responded with this post:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1380132&postcount=26

To which Krashkart responded:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1380169&postcount=27

What shall be my fate, fellow kaleuns? Cake? Or Death?

:-?

[Schroeder]

You will have to play your SH games in a pink skirt for the next three weeks.:O:

[TLAM Strike]

We shall swap your copy of Silent Hunter III for Silent Hunter II... unmoded... :stare:

[Admiral8Q]

Earlier this morning (-6 GMT) Subsim member Krashkart hurt the feelings of Subsim member Frau Kaleun with this post:

What shall be my fate, fellow kaleuns? Cake? Or Death?

:-?

KP for you. :nope:
http://northshorejournal.org/LinkedImages//2009/12/Marine-good-eats.jpg

[Platapus]

At a minimum, he should have the Bangkok avatar for at least a month :D

You mess with our Fraus and you are messin with your heartbeat. :stare:

[STEED]

Three months on a Klingon garbage ship. :D

[Task Force]

At a minimum, he should have the Bangkok avatar for at least a month :D

You mess with our Fraus and you are messin with your heartbeat. :stare:

I vote for for him to have the Bangkok avatar.:rotfl2:

hmm... should we have a trial.:D

[krashkart]

I was just thinking about the Bangkok avatar for punishment. Sent a PM to FK and hopefully she will show up at some point.

Maybe someone should PM Neal and pitch that trial idea to him. How long has it been since Subsim had a trial?

[Raptor1]

Trial? Ah, it will be just like the good old days. Just need to gather the ole' NKVD, fudge up evidence, gather some fake witnesses...

We'll have you on the firing squad (Or maybe just the Langtress brothel) in no time.

[Task Force]

Can I bring the gestapo lamp! So we can make him tell us ze truth.

[Oberon]

Three months on a Klingon garbage ship. :D

I'm with STEED, three months of scrubbing up decomposing Gagh should set you right. :yep:

Do it again though, and it's Rura Penthe for you.

[frau kaleun]

What shall be my fate, fellow kaleuns? Cake? Or Death?


Cake, but I get to bake it. :O:

Wait, I take that back. Baking is something I'm actually almost good at.

:hmmm:

How 'bout I just have my cook Bernard bake the cake? Better yet, I think we'll just have him transferred to your boat. We've got plenty of time to get a new cook, most of my men are still gonna be in the base hospital for a few days anyway. For some strange reason we all got a bad case of the flaming trots two days out to sea and had to return to base.

On second thought you can just have Bernard and my boat. What can I say, I'm in a generous mood. I'm sure your boys won't mind a few days on extra cleanup detail.

[SteamWake]

At a minimum, he should have the Bangkok avatar for at least a month :D

You mess with our Fraus and you are messin with your heartbeat. :stare:


This !

[GoldenRivet]

Your punishment...


recreate the sad kitty photo to the best of your ability... via self portrait photography.

:yep::up::har:

[SteamWake]

Your punishment...


recreate the sad kitty photo to the best of your ability... via self portrait photography.

:yep::up::har:

Very creative.. I like it !

Pout for us ! :haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

Your punishment:

You will not play any other game for an entire month with exception of this:

http://www.momadvice.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hello-kitty.jpg

[Admiral8Q]

Oh no!

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KwTW6EzY1c&feature=related)

[TarJak]

Earlier this morning (-6 GMT) Subsim member Krashkart hurt the feelings of Subsim member Frau Kaleun with this post:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1380049&postcount=25

Frau Kaleun responded with this post:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1380132&postcount=26

To which Krashkart responded:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1380169&postcount=27

What shall be my fate, fellow kaleuns? Cake? Or Death?

:-?
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/FiringSquad.jpg
:D

[Reece]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050316/050316_blake_vlg_4p.v2.jpg
Click Me
(http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/)

[frau kaleun]

^^ :har:



http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/11/ihazaposse128577034176553511.jpg

[Rilder]

1 year aboard a merchant ship: Six months on a Japanese merchant ship and six months on a British merchant ship. ;)

[krashkart]

This does not look good. The Hello Kitty game and the instant Nnnoooo!! button says it all - I am toast. Where'd I leave my Imitrex? :har:

[Dowly]

New avatar & title chosen by FK for x amount of time. :hmmm:

[antikristuseke]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/4651/bannedpermabanned.gif

there is your final solution

[Reece]

Oooh .... Bitch slapped!!:oops::oops:

[frau kaleun]

Aw, come on, guys. No need to be so harsh. Krashkart's harmless, I've read his patrol reports.

[NeonSamurai]

Hmm.. how bout a month with out any drama (like this thread) as punishment :O:

[Reece]

Aw, come on, guys. No need to be so harsh. Krashkart's harmless, I've read his patrol reports.Everyone's in for a pound of flesh!!:D KrashKart can take it!:yep: He knows we all love him!!:03:

[krashkart]

Hmm.. how bout a month with out any drama (like this thread) as punishment :O:

I think of this thread as a morale booster. :hmph:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Hmm.. how bout a month without any drama (like this thread) as punishment :O:

I was going to make a PMS joke, but I can't think of a way to put it that isn't totally obnoxious. I also can't think of a way to make it funny. :oops:

[nikimcbee]

I say you have to dress as the bangkok avatar for a week, take a photo of it and that is your new avatar.:hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

The new krashkart personna:hmmm:
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.http://thedailydish.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/carmen_miranda.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Knowing Krashkart, I'm guessing the trial would go something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oeSFAIKaX4&feature=fvsr

[Onkel Neal]

At a minimum, he should have the Bangkok avatar for at least a month :D

You mess with our Fraus and you are messin with your heartbeat. :stare:

Yeah. Mess with our Frau and you could get a first hand examination of the keel ;)

[nikimcbee]

I don't know why I thought of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-uFJq6NMSQ
:haha:

[frau kaleun]

Yeah. Mess with our Frau and you could get a first hand examination of the keel ;)

Er... just checking... we do all understand that this is a joke, right, and that my pwecious fee-fees were never actually hurt?

Not that making KK dress up like the Langtree's brothel avatar isn't a perfectly fine idea, just on principle. :O:

[nikimcbee]

Er... just checking... we do all understand that this is a joke, right, and that my pwecious fee-fees were never actually hurt?

Not that making KK dress up like the Langtree's brothel avatar isn't a perfectly fine idea, just on principle. :O:

Yeah, but he still has to dress as Carmen miranda-bangkok-avatar for a week though.:D

[UnderseaLcpl]

Yeah. Mess with our Frau and you could get a first hand examination of the keel ;)

But only if you have the external camera enabled. The rest of you get a first-hand examination of the upright side of the sub and some cool periscope views and instrument displays. SO.....let that be a lesson to you!

[Jimbuna]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/FiringSquad.jpg
:D

Which one? :hmmm:

Deja Vu :DL

[krashkart]

Yeah. Mess with our Frau and you could get a first hand examination of the keel ;)

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/4/129174921026184600.jpg


So eh, my place or yours? :D

[frau kaleun]

^^ :har:

[Platapus]

Er... just checking... we do all understand that this is a joke, right, and that my pwecious fee-fees were never actually hurt?


Let's not let the facts interfere with the merciless persecution of one of our members. :up:

However, since this is his first infraction, I am inclined to be lenient and only recommend the death penalty. :down:

:D

[nikimcbee]

^^ :har:

+2:har:
So krashkart, are you going to the subsim shindig? Miranda outfit is optional:haha:.

[TarJak]

Which one? :hmmm:

Deja Vu :DLTake your pick.:D They are like busses. There will always be another one along in a short while.

[Admiral8Q]

Er... just checking... we do all understand that this is a joke, right, and that my pwecious fee-fees were never actually hurt?

Not that making KK dress up like the Langtree's brothel avatar isn't a perfectly fine idea, just on principle. :O:

Oh right then! Heh heh!!!
Wait may be not :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUWmMcLD9kA

[krashkart]

However, since this is his first infraction, I am inclined to be lenient and only recommend the death penalty. :down:

:D

I'd much rather have the cake. :O: :yep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY

[Admiral8Q]

I'd much rather have the cake. :O: :yep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY

Or the chicken :har:

[Jimbuna]

Take your pick.:D They are like busses. There will always be another one along in a short while.

Rgr that http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[nikimcbee]

So what ever happen to poor krashkart?:hmmm:


Actual video footage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauYLmBXNuw



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No krashkarts were actually harmed in this video, but steed on the other hand will be wearing a sweatshirt and taking a hellava lot of advil.

[TarJak]

LMAO I hope he remembered to wear his cup.:DL

[Reece]

:har: That was funny, looks like they would hurt a bit!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

No krashkarts were actually harmed in this video, but steed on the other hand will be wearing a sweatshirt and taking a hellava lot of advil.

No houseplants neither...apparently :har:

[nikimcbee]

No houseplants neither...apparently :har:

poor steed. I'm glad he's back though.:D

[Sailor Steve]

Let's not let the facts interfere with the merciless persecution of one of our members. :up:
Psst! Best replace that with "prosecution". We'll get more people on our side that way.

However, since this is his first infraction, I am inclined to be lenient and only recommend the death penalty. :down:

:D
Yea! Death...

by cake!

[frau kaleun]

Oh, I think the humiliation of being relentlessly paintballed would be sufficient.

A person has to live with humiliation. :O:

[Lord_magerius]

How about a tattoo in the middle of his forehead saying Frau kaleun's bitch. We agree not to kill him if he agrees never to have it removed...

Too far? :O:

[raymond6751]

I say 50 lashes with a wet noodle.

Better yet, with a cat o nine noodles.

[frau kaleun]

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/cat-with-noodles.jpg

[Lord_magerius]

Got an even better one:) Cut his nipples off, so whenever he goes swimming or just takes his shirt off, kids will point and go "Look mummy, that man's boobies are all wrong" :D

[Platapus]

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Originally Posted by Platapus http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1382400#post1382400)
Let's not let the facts interfere with the merciless persecution of one of our members. :up:

Psst! Best replace that with "prosecution". We'll get more people on our side that way.

Psst! Best replace that with "prosecution". We'll get more people on our side that way.


Yea! Death...

by cake!


Persecution/prosecution, all the same. :D

He is a warlock. Burn the warlock!

He turned me in to a newt!

I got better.

[TLAM Strike]

Krashkart to truly repent your transgression and receive forgiveness for insulting a female crew member there is an ancient SubSim custom that must be followed...

... you must write a note of regret using submarine hull numbers for adjectives, nouns or verbs. The recipient must then correlate the hull number to the name of the sub to determine the adjective, noun or verb used.

[frau kaleun]

Krashkart to truly repent your transgression and receive forgiveness for insulting a female crew member there is an ancient SubSim custom that must be followed...

... you must write a note of regret using submarine hull numbers for adjectives, nouns or verbs. The recipient must then correlate the hull number to the name of the sub to determine the adjective, noun or verb used.

That sounds like too much work. For me, I mean.

[Jimbuna]

Krashkart to truly repent your transgression and receive forgiveness for insulting a female crew member there is an ancient SubSim custom that must be followed...

... you must write a note of regret using submarine hull numbers for adjectives, nouns or verbs. The recipient must then correlate the hull number to the name of the sub to determine the adjective, noun or verb used.

Or you could simply send a suitcas or big carrier bag of large denomination used notes.

Addy:
The Jimbuna Benevolant Fund
Jimbuna Land
United Kingdom of Jimbuna
GWX 300

[TarJak]

Or you could simply send a suitcas or big carrier bag of large denomination used notes.

Addy:
The Jimbuna Benevolant Fund
Jimbuna Land
United Kingdom of Jimbuna
GWX 300
Or simply buy everyone at subsim a beer... then hand deliver them. Your round Krashkart.:D

[frau kaleun]

Or you could simply send a suitcas or big carrier bag of large denomination used notes.

Addy:
The Jimbuna Benevolant Fund
Jimbuna Land
United Kingdom of Jimbuna
GWX 300


Or simply buy everyone at subsim a beer... then hand deliver them. Your round Krashkart.


I veto these suggestions on the grounds that they don't revolve enough around me. :O:

[Jimbuna]

I veto these suggestions on the grounds that they don't revolve enough around me. :O:

Well how big are you?

How many notes will it take to wrap around your waste?

I hear tell it's called the equator :haha:

[frau kaleun]

I hear tell it's called the equator :haha:

That's because attempting to cross it sometimes results in a quaint ceremony whereby my knee is abruptly initiated into your subtropical regions. :O:

[Jimbuna]

That's because attempting to cross it sometimes results in a quaint ceremony whereby my knee is abruptly initiated into your subtropical regions. :O:

That's quite uncanny.....have we met before? :hmmm:

I remember the meeting well, it was about 3 1/2 year ago outside a Newcastle nightclub.

Nah they only got 12 months and were probably let out after 8 provided they demonstrated good behaviour.

Mind you I still go cross eyed at the thought :doh:

Taught me a lesson that bugga did....always wore a protection box after that :DL

Even passed it on as 'brand new' a year or so later :rotfl2:

[krashkart]

You know what my grandpappy would have to say about all this? "Feed the little a$$hole to the bears. That'll teach him!" :DL

[frau kaleun]

http://www.nipper.se/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bear-at-picnic-table.jpg

"I'll have the Cream of Krashkart soup to start, and then the Grilled Filet of Krashkart. And baked Krashkart with that, not fried. No, no butter or sour cream, I'm on a diet. But could I have an order of steamed Krashkart on the side, please? And a Snapple."

[Jimbuna]

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/10/funny-grizzly-bear_8179.jpg

I'm harmless really...let's play with this log.

[frau kaleun]

I'm harmless really...let's play with this log.

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

[krashkart]

^^ Above three posts... :rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

Stop laughing and get back in the oven. :stare:

[krashkart]

Yes ma'am. :cry:

*slink slink slink*

[frau kaleun]

Meanwhile...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-bear-complains-about-bad-service.jpg

[TarJak]

Yes ma'am. :cry:

*slink slink slink*
Whipped...http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/GWXforum/Smileys/Whip2.gifhttp://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/GWXforum/Smileys/bannana.gif

[nikimcbee]

Poor krashkart. Maybe I should start a legal fund for him?

[krashkart]

Whipped...http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/GWXforum/Smileys/Whip2.gifhttp://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/GWXforum/Smileys/bannana.gif

:har: Love the smiley, TarJak. :haha:

nikimcbee, please do. The dancing banana is going to drive me.... bananas!

[Jimbuna]

Pick your fate....

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7543/whip2mv01.gif http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img144/8633/whip1ul9.gif http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img144/8633/whip1ul9.gif http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img524/7044/machinegunno8.gif http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img144/8633/whip1ul9.gif http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img517/5279/hangedxe6.gif http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img517/4871/executedyl7.gif http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6895/mmicrowaveao51.gif (http://img85.imageshack.us/i/mmicrowaveao51.gif/) http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img126/2543/iconfrypanei7.gif http://www.clubpenguinfansite.com/forums/images/smilies/Pirate/111.gif http://www.carforums.net/images/smilies/boxing.gif http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6441/smileyfactoryxl1yp7.gif http://www.angelfire.com/home/lake/images/3sharkcir.gif

[nikimcbee]

:har: Love the smiley, TarJak. :haha:

nikimcbee, please do. The dancing banana is going to drive me.... bananas!

here try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUznm2fhsmU&feature=fvst

Nikimcbee trys to cheer up poor krashkart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iEatWL6Er0

[TheSatyr]

Krashkart must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring.:haha:

[TarJak]

Krashkart must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring.:haha:That would have to be One Tough Herring...Thank you, thank you! I'm here till Tuesday, try the veal.:D

[nikimcbee]

That would have to be One Tough Herring...Thank you, thank you! I'm here till Tuesday, try the veal.:D
http://stoptheinvasionoforegon.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/thats-racist.gif

[TarJak]

:har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

:haha: