In Soviet Russia...

[Arclight]

... ferret hunts you!
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/ferrets.jpg

How about it? Got any good ones? :ping:

[TLAM Strike]

My favorite subject!

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/715/129120626557793714.jpg
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/7342/funnypicturesstatueatta.jpg
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9382/128842388348988079.jpg

I could go on all night but here is the best one of all time...
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1264/insovietrussiabyrainbow.png

[TLAM Strike]

Correction THIS is the best one of all time!

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1559/sovietrussia.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

(whoops bad link)
http://www.restohof.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sovietkorea.jpg

Meh close enough


Btw that statue joke is probably my favorite

Edit: found another one
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/political-pictures-bill-clinton-soviet-jokes2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3882/insovietrussia1.jpg (http://img11.imageshack.us/i/insovietrussia1.jpg/)

[Feuer Frei!]

http://blog.rac.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/moz-screenshot-2.jpg

[Feuer Frei!]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/in-soviet-russia-waldo-soviet-russia-finds-you-punisher-kevi-demotivational-poster-1251426472.jpg

[Dowly]

Ahahaha, I so love these! :haha:

[Feuer Frei!]

http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/live_in_russia.jpg

[Feuer Frei!]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/soviet-russia.jpg

[antikristuseke]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia
Bad poetry writes you

[Jimbuna]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8068/neoel.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/neoel.jpg/)

[TarJak]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/hueyfreeman00/a_004.jpg

http://www.coolestfamilyever.com/wp-content/uploads/Soviet_party.png
In Soviet Russia the life of the Party is you.

[Jimbuna]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1734/butinsovietrussia.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/i/butinsovietrussia.jpg/)

[TarJak]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/789708/80662641.png

http://englishrussia.com/images/stay_protected_soviet_way/1.jpg
In Soviet Russia condom wears you

[Jimbuna]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3996/insovietrussiatheroflco.jpg (http://img230.imageshack.us/i/insovietrussiatheroflco.jpg/)

[Oberon]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/political-pictures-greenpeace-communist-russia.jpg?w=448&h=317

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-roses-red.jpg

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-russia-president-assassinates-you.jpg


http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-putin-laugh.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/209/a/7/Mudkiipz_in_Soviet_Russia_by_bigplrbear.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/25/128800965711371946.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/444/633634282515411094insov.jpg (http://img143.imageshack.us/i/633634282515411094insov.jpg/)

[Arclight]

In Soviet Russia,
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/21701757_them_lg.jpg
Ant fries you!

[Task Force]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/6/633798585344889740-InSovietRussia.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-kitteh-captions-you.jpg

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/teamfortress2-sentrysappinspy.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/10/633828090340590485-INSOVIETRUSSIA.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0905/in-soviet-russia-soviet-russia-kfc-demotivational-poster-1241217632.jpg
IN SOLVIET RUSSIA... CHICKEN EAT YOU!!!
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs18/300W/f/2007/221/e/a/KFC_KGB_by_itsme7.jpg
IMO, this Stalin should replaced the KFC guy!!!

[Happy Times]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/22/128954608375680320.jpg

[Noren]

There are'nt to many russians on subsim now are there?

Would be funny to se their side of the story :D

[TLAM Strike]

In Soviet Russia,
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/21701757_them_lg.jpg
Ant fries you!

Ahhhh! Command and Conquer: Red Alert flashback!

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4669/antsredalert.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

There are'nt to many russians on subsim now are there?

Would be funny to se their side of the story :D

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3905/americanjoke.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7203/insovietrussiademotivat.jpg (http://img440.imageshack.us/i/insovietrussiademotivat.jpg/)

[ivank]

There are'nt to many russians on subsim now are there?

Would be funny to se their side of the story :D

I am only part Russian so my opinion may not matter, but I asked my family in Russia about these jokes and they love them. They can not get enough of them.

PS. I love them too

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3905/americanjoke.jpg
:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5760/russiam.jpg (http://img717.imageshack.us/i/russiam.jpg/)

[Oberon]

In Soviet Russia,
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/21701757_them_lg.jpg
Ant fries you!

:har::har::har: :yeah:

http://happybrainstorm.com/wp-includes/images/1155431705sniper.jpg

[Susexx]

Strange opinions at you about Russia. It seems to me simply a set of stereotypes such as in France eat frogs, in England eternally bad weather, in Italy all is made of macaroni, in Germany all fascists. It seems to me silly. Do not take offence... But it is silly.

P.S. I can lay out a photo about that as Russian mock at Europe and America, I do not think that it will be ridiculous...

[Oberon]

England does have eternally bad weather!

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rro/lowres/rron1060l.jpg

[antikristuseke]

Strange opinions at you about Russia. It seems to me simply a set of stereotypes such as in France eat frogs, in England eternally bad weather, in Italy all is made of macaroni, in Germany all fascists. It seems to me silly. Do not take offence... But it is silly.

P.S. I can lay out a photo about that as Russian mock at Europe and America, I do not think that it will be ridiculous...

It is supposed to be silly, not taken seriously, good to see you take this with good humour.
For instance, here it is commonly known that latvians have 6 toes, but this is untrue, they have five like the rest of us, 3 on the front and 2 on the back of the foot. Allso, latvian is not a language, but a serious respiratory illness. All jokes made in a friendly way about my over the boarder brothers.

[Susexx]

I am drunk after birthday of the friend we will :))) To consider as a joke simply a little! Greetings to neighbours from Estonia!

[Oberon]

I love British stereotypes, the whole tea drinking, crumpet eating, bowler hat wearing lot of it! :yeah:

[Randomizer]

@Susexx, just consider these a comical legacy of the Cold War era and it's good that we can look back on it and find any humour. Let us never forget a fundamental difference between the Soviet Block and the West:

Under Communism Man exploits Man but under Capitalism it is the other way around.

Cheers

[Weiss Pinguin]

England does have eternally bad weather!

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rro/lowres/rron1060l.jpg
Humph, when I was there all we got was clouds and rain. :shifty:






Not that I minded. :smug:

[Noren]

As long as everyone understands that these are just pictures making fun of stereotypes, nothing political or condescending then we're all good.

I would live som humor about swedes, I imagine that the american perception is that all our women are blond, with nice figures and named 'Inga'. That Copenhagen is the scandinavian capitol and that we have polarbears walking in the streets.

[Weiss Pinguin]

I would live som humor about swedes, I imagine that the american perception is that all our women are blond, with nice figures and named 'Inga'. That Copenhagen is the scandinavian capitol and that we have polarbears walking in the streets.
I was under the impression they were all named Malin :D
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LL2QV9NwgV0/SHbADMgJ5MI/AAAAAAAAAPU/4pPRijx3vkc/s400/Malin%2BAkerman%2B11.jpg

[Raptor1]

Humph, when I was there all we got was clouds and rain. :shifty:






Not that I minded. :smug:

When I was there it was cloudy, rainy and hot...Bah...

[krashkart]

I am drunk after birthday of the friend we will :))) To consider as a joke simply a little! Greetings to neighbours from Estonia!

Welcome and greetings from the US, Susexx. Happy Birthday to your friend. :salute:

[Task Force]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/political-pictures-job-hunt.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/2088815744_7abf9791cb.jpg

[UnderseaLcpl]

I am drunk after birthday of the friend we will :))) To consider as a joke simply a little! Greetings to neighbours from Estonia!

I wish this forum had audio so I could do my Russian impression. It would not to disappoint, comrades!

[Castout]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/31/128935466177777272.jpg

http://news.securityorg.net/UserFiles/Image/Fun/funny_signs_6.jpg

[HunterICX]

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/723/isppy.jpg

HunterICX

[Dowly]

Bah, a few beers and they look like this:
http://www.kimfowley.net/images/2006/girlfriends.jpg

[Feuer Frei!]

Bah, a few beers and they look like this:
http://www.kimfowley.net/images/2006/girlfriends.jpg

Finnish beer must be bloody strong! :haha:

[Schroeder]

Ah, that's why the Brits have invented "Sink the Bismarck (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/16/worlds-strongest-beer-sco_n_463975.html)".:doh:

[Arclight]

In Soviet Russia,

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg338/Katie6912345/very-ugly-women-teeth-girl-vampire-.jpg

women make beer more attractive!

[Jimbuna]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6743/1272530005.jpg

If it's TarJak and Reece you bump into :har:

[Dowly]

women make beer more attractive!

:haha:

[Wolfehunter]

http://news.securityorg.net/UserFiles/Image/Fun/funny_signs_6.jpgThis is good I have to get me one of these. :hmmm:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6743/1272530005.jpg

HunterICX
In Soviet Russia, imageshack remove you! (getting a 403)

[ivank]

Finnish beer must be bloody strong! :haha:

lol

[ivank]

This is good I have to get me one of these. :hmmm:

I have been looking for one!

[Jimbuna]

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/22465/original/InSovietRussia.jpg

[Castout]

Strange opinions at you about Russia. It seems to me simply a set of stereotypes such as in France eat frogs, in England eternally bad weather, in Italy all is made of macaroni, in Germany all fascists. It seems to me silly. Do not take offence... But it is silly.

P.S. I can lay out a photo about that as Russian mock at Europe and America, I do not think that it will be ridiculous...

Hi Susexx
Good health and warm greetings to you!

The people are just fooling around. Don't be offended. We are just being silly.

If you made another thread titled in capitalist USA I would certainly participate too :D

Laughing is good for health!

anyway I'm sorry if you didn't find it funny . . . didn't mean to offend you or any Russian friends

[Susexx]

Hi Susexx
Good health and warm greetings to you!

The people are just fooling around. Don't be offended. We are just being silly.

If you made another thread titled in capitalist USA I would certainly participate too :D

Laughing is good for health!

anyway I'm sorry if you didn't find it funny . . . didn't mean to offend you or any Russian friends

I do not become angry! Likely simply delirium of my "drunk" head. The laughter prolongs a life!:ping: :har:

[TheSatyr]

<<<Has never met a Russian I didn't like. Good people,but they did get the short end of the stick when it comes to governments over the centuries.

[Castout]

I do not become angry! Likely simply delirium of my "drunk" head. The laughter prolongs a life!:ping: :har:

:D

<<<Has never met a Russian I didn't like. Good people,but they did get the short end of the stick when it comes to governments over the centuries.

They are bright and brilliant people I must say and it was no wonder that they were one of the superpowers. The thing is many don't have a decent command of English which naturally put them off from taking a more active role in English speaking community/forums for fear of being ridiculed perhaps so I guess most stick with Russian language forums. Added to the fact that their primary rival was considered the English speaking community then. But most seem to forget that their grasp of English is waaaay better than most non Russian grasp of Russian cyrillic.

It's no wonder too that Israeli got a big boost of precious intelligent and expert human resources when large number of Jewish Russians ,made the aliyah post the Soviet fall.

[TLAM Strike]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/610/motivator6113495.jpg

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6392/poster35213509.jpg

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/250/versitiltty.jpg

[Castout]

I always wondered how USA is able to maintain super power status . . .

I mean they(you guys) have brilliant people like Stephen Hawking then . . . a genius fellow named Stephen Hawking and umm the famously brilliant Stephen Hawking and let's see have I mentioned Stephen Hawking yet? :har:

God must have love USA :hmmm: . . .at least until today. :D. Yay!

[HunterICX]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/610/motivator6113495.jpg


That was one nasty prank they pulled there :DL

HunterICX

[krashkart]

I always wondered how USA is able to maintain super power status . . .

I mean they(you guys) have brilliant people like Stephen Hawking then . . . a genius fellow named Stephen Hawking and umm the famously brilliant Stephen Hawking and let's see have I mentioned Stephen Hawking yet? :har:

God must have love USA :hmmm: . . .at least until today. :D. Yay!

USA would be a great nation if it weren't for Utah. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.picshag.com/pics/092009/motivational-poster-in-soviet-russia.jpg

[Morpheus]

In Russia the loose submarines...



"Andrei, you lost another submarine?"

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/8969-9042.gif

[Oberon]

http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/168/007080_48.jpg

"Good Morning Pshenishny, how are things in Moscow?"

[Morpheus]

@Oberon

I give up, which movie is it? :salute:

[Oberon]

@Oberon

I give up, which movie is it? :salute:

Hostile Waters by HBO
Not too shabby for a made for TV job, good acting and sets although some of the plot is a bit off the mark, the collision between K-219 and the 688 boat for one thing, but otherwise, it's quite good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rvB6lpbUzg

[TLAM Strike]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4758/motivator6286858.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/taylorkanye.jpg

[Task Force]

http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/taylorkanye.jpg

I still remember when I first herd of this.

[krashkart]

http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/taylorkanye.jpg

I so wished I could have been there to smack him for that. :stare:

[frau kaleun]

I so wished I could have been there--

Oh hey Krashkart, Imma let you finish but...

[Task Force]

Oh hey Krashkart, Imma let you finish but---

No ima gonna let You finish but I think in solviet russia muzic videos find you!

[Jimbuna]

Been to Russia...but never the 'solviet' part :DL

[Castout]

USA would be a great nation if it weren't for Utah. :haha:

Mine would too if it weren't for the government :hmmm:

[TLAM Strike]

http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/168/007080_48.jpg

"Good Morning Pshenishny, how are things in Moscow?"

You have inspired me Oberon!

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4326/submarinejokecopy.jpg

[TarJak]

Been to Russia...but never the 'solviet' part :DL
Interesting questions and answers:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_is_the_Solviet_Reunion
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_the_leader_of_the_Solviet_Union

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/2/12/634015362120390770-SolvietSnowman.jpg

:haha:

[Weiss Pinguin]

In Solviet Russia, LOL laughs at you!

That makes no sense, but I had to work in Solviet and lol somehow :lol:

[Oberon]

You have inspired me Oberon!



ROFLMFAO :yeah: :har::har::har::har:

Nice one TLAM Strike :rock:

[XabbaRus]

I always wondered how USA is able to maintain super power status . . .

I mean they(you guys) have brilliant people like Stephen Hawking then . . . a genius fellow named Stephen Hawking and umm the famously brilliant Stephen Hawking and let's see have I mentioned Stephen Hawking yet? :har:

God must have love USA :hmmm: . . .at least until today. :D. Yay!

Stephen Hawking is English..

[Jimbuna]

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8423/insovietrussiaholycrapn.jpg (http://img687.imageshack.us/i/insovietrussiaholycrapn.jpg/)

[Oberon]

STOP!

Hammer (and sickle) time!

[Susexx]

And in the meantime in Europe Harry Potter serves in Vermaсht
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/3011/ritlex.4/0_c806_b66256fd_L

[TLAM Strike]

And in the meantime in Europe Harry Potter serves in Vermaсht
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/3011/ritlex.4/0_c806_b66256fd_L

That little punk switched side! :x

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5277/motivator5cdd518f8a130f.jpg

[Schroeder]

And in the meantime in Europe Harry Potter serves in Vermaсht


Wehrmacht.;)

[Susexx]

Wehrmacht.;)

Ок :salute:

[Patboot]

Strange opinions at you about Russia. It seems to me simply a set of stereotypes such as in France eat frogs, in England eternally bad weather, in Italy all is made of macaroni, in Germany all fascists. It seems to me silly. Do not take offence... But it is silly.

P.S. I can lay out a photo about that as Russian mock at Europe and America, I do not think that it will be ridiculous...

Lay it on, Kaleun.
We can't laugh at ourselves, we cannot laugh at others.
Simple truth.

[Patboot]

I always wondered how USA is able to maintain super power status . . .

I mean they(you guys) have brilliant people like Stephen Hawking then . . . a genius fellow named Stephen Hawking and umm the famously brilliant Stephen Hawking and let's see have I mentioned Stephen Hawking yet? :har:

God must have love USA :hmmm: . . .at least until today. :D. Yay!

How did the USSR maintain it, that's what I want to know.

[Susexx]

On a picture it is written: "Close a beak, a hen"
http://rusdemotivator.ru/uploads/posts/2009-12/1261429620_273576711.jpg (http://rusdemotivator.ru/uploads/posts/2009-12/1261429620_273576711.jpg)

Nuclear WoW
+50 politeness
To any state

http://rusdemotivator.ru/uploads/posts/2010-01/1263162032_sj03zy2my6zo.jpg
(http://rusdemotivator.ru/uploads/posts/2009-12/1261429620_273576711.jpg)

[TLAM Strike]

Nuclear WoW
+50 politeness
To any state

http://rusdemotivator.ru/uploads/posts/2010-01/1263162032_sj03zy2my6zo.jpg


Is that the Tsar Bomba? :hmmm:

[Susexx]

Is that the Tsar Bomba? :hmmm:

Yes :03: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

[Patboot]

On a lighter note, Suss- isn't nice that we are not on the hair trigger?
I grew up during the 1960's-70's. On Air Force bases. Bomb Drill was just the same as fire drill. And because our daddies were in service, we knew why we did them.

And when daddy came home and poured a scotch drink...you knew it was a bad day.