Your most despised watched movie. List them here :P

[Castout]

Let's list the movies that we've watched but hate the most(if you don't hate it it's not bad enough for you so try to list the ones that you actually hate)
Okay my most hated movie are

All of the Charlie's angels movies


Umm I can't think of another right now maybe later on.

[Sailor Steve]

Team America.

[Castout]

Just remember this one

Romeo and Juliet (Leonardo Dicaprio)

[razark]

Starship Troopers

[SteamWake]

Watched a B movie my wife brought home from the video store. It had airplanes and stuff ... you know...

it was called 'stealth' about a 'sentient' drone that of course goes haywire.

Everything in the movie was just wrong from the acting to the flight sequences.

One scene has a pilot flying a crippled jet to an emergency landing. While doing so he buzzes close to the tower then 30 seconds later reaches the approach apron. Durh uhhh aint the tower in the middle of the runway not 5 miles away :haha:

[Sailor Steve]

One scene has a pilot flying a crippled jet to an emergency landing. While doing so he buzzes close to the tower then 30 seconds later reaches the approach apron. Durh uhhh aint the tower in the middle of the runway not 5 miles away :haha:
In Die Hard II: Die Harder, the terrorists mess with the radar, making the pilots make too steep an aproach. Does the 747 blow out it's wheels and skid down the runway, collapsing the landing gear and then exploding into a cartwheeling deathtrap?

No. There is a big KA-BOOM! and when the emergency teams get there they find a perfect 747-shaped hole in the runway, like it fell straight down and then melted through the tarmac.:dead:

[Task Force]

In Die Hard II: Die Harder, the terrorists mess with the radar, making the pilots make too steep an aproach. Does the 747 blow out it's wheels and skid down the runway, collapsing the landing gear and then exploding into a cartwheeling deathtrap?

No. There is a big KA-BOOM! and when the emergency teams get there they find a perfect 747-shaped hole in the runway, like it fell straight down and then melted through the tarmac.:dead:

Maby it was carrying a load of Acid, that spilled and ate it up.:hmmm:

[Flopper]

The Amityville Borer.

Oh, I can't forget Krakatoa: East of Java (1969). Especially since Krakatoa is west of Java.

Oh, what about "Commando." He jumped out of a jet while it was taking off, no problem. Etc.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Watched a B movie my wife brought home from the video store. It had airplanes and stuff ... you know...

it was called 'stealth' about a 'sentient' drone that of course goes haywire.

Everything in the movie was just wrong from the acting to the flight sequences
Well, almost everything.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nUgHhDbT9fU/SFAT9pweqHI/AAAAAAAAAgY/h-pbnUAeyOg/s400/jessica-biel-stealth-400ds0.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Hoodlums. Almost got up and walked out of this one, but was with a date who actually wanted to continue watching.

John Carpenter's Vampires. Actually did get up and walk out of this one, only time I've ever done that.

[UnderseaLcpl]

U-571, Inglorious Basterds, Flyboys, Pearl Harbor, Saving Private Ryan, all BS "based on a true story" movies, Anything Michael Moore did, every chick flick ever made (except for those with Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts),all the Star Wars prequels...<inhales> Avatar, Clash of the Titans, 300, Stealth (now that Steamwake reminded me of it), Evolver, Babel, Wall Street, and most recently, Peter Pan. I thought I'd always love that movie, but ever since my little sister has made me watch it like, 900,000 times, I have begun to hate it. How many times can a man be expected to replay "A Pirate's life for me"? I am not made of steel!

[krashkart]

Shoot 'Em Up. :shifty:

*nausea sets in*

Don't even get me started about Doom. :nope:

[Sailor Steve]

every chick flick ever made!
I've seen a couple I actually liked, but of course most guys don't go to chick flicks to see the movie...


Here's one that everybody loves to hate: The Conqueror, starring John Wayne as Genghis Khan.

[ivank]

U-571, Inglorious Basterds, Flyboys, Pearl Harbor, Saving Private Ryan, all BS "based on a true story" movies, Anything Michael Moore did, every chick flick ever made (except for those with Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts),all the Star Wars prequels...<inhales> Avatar, Clash of the Titans, 300, Stealth (now that Steamwake reminded me of it), Evolver, Babel, Wall Street, and most recently, Peter Pan. I thought I'd always love that movie, but ever since my little sister has made me watch it like, 900,000 times, I have begun to hate it. How many times can a man be expected to replay "A Pirate's life for me"? I am not made of steel!

I like Saving Private Ryan, it make not be based on a true story or whatever, but it was a great movie. And avatar rocked I saw it in IMAX twice and IMAX 3D twice. Story was not great, but special effects:o rocked

[UnderseaLcpl]

I like Saving Private Ryan, it make not be based on a true story or whatever, but it was a great movie. And avatar rocked I saw it in IMAX twice and IMAX 3D twice. Story was not great, but special effects:o rocked

It all depends upon what means the most to you. If you can ignore the BS message or the bunk history in a given film, that's fine, it's your choice. Personally, I hate that stuff, but I'm not about to try to enforce my opinions.

[Flopper]

but I'm not about to try to enforce my opinions.

LOL that would be about as futile as arguing over the best music or what foods taste good.

[Sailor Steve]

It's all a matter of taste, and it's not my fault that you don't have any.
:rotfl2::O:

[Flopper]

It's all a matter of taste, and it's not my fault that you don't have any.
:rotfl2::O:

:haha:

When I was a kid, my grandfather used to say, "you don't know what tastes good." In hindsight, he was right. Except for that "buttermilk" thing.

[TarJak]

Any Emily Bronte or Jane Austen novel adapted for the screeen. :yawn:

[ivank]

It all depends upon what means the most to you. If you can ignore the BS message or the bunk history in a given film, that's fine, it's your choice. Personally, I hate that stuff, but I'm not about to try to enforce my opinions.

Most of the time that stuff annoys the crap out of me and I make few expections, like U-571, I can not stand for that reason. I know all of what happen in SPR is BS, yet this is hollywood, everything they do is BS. I still do not mind watching it now and then. That is all I am saying

[ivank]

It's all a matter of taste, and it's not my fault that you don't have any.
:rotfl2::O:

lol

[Feuer Frei!]

Anything by Uwe Boll :nope:

[conus00]

Day Watch.
I like sci-fi but that movie is, hands down, THE worst I have ever seen.

[Torvald Von Mansee]

something called "Hands of Steel" or something similar from ca. 1985.

Southern Comfort. No, I DON'T have to see real animals being cruelly slaughtered.

Not too much else I really hate, though if I thought about it I'm sure I could find something.

[TLAM Strike]

The Chronicles of Riddick. :nope:

Tears of the Sun. :nope::nope:

Behind Enemy Lines. :nope::nope::nope:

[Torvald Von Mansee]

Tears of the Sun. :nope::nope:


Why would the Skerrit character be talking to the Willis character via cellphone from the active deck of an aircraft carrier? That's just plain stupid!!

[OneToughHerring]

Southern Comfort. No, I DON'T have to see real animals being cruelly slaughtered.

Yep. Although I do like this song from Southern Comfort.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fs12_-ihPY

The scene from the film, if squeemish about animal shot don't view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sP5RJHuUBg&feature=related

[TLAM Strike]

Why would the Skerrit character be talking to the Willis character via cellphone from the active deck of an aircraft carrier? That's just plain stupid!!
Obvious answer, because if he went inside the island the cell would cut out. My best friend tried it on his DDG, once he was inside that hatch >ZAP< no signal. :salute:

[Torvald Von Mansee]

Obvious answer, because if he went inside the island the cell would cut out. My best friend tried it on his DDG, once he was inside that hatch >ZAP< no signal. :salute:

LOL...and, of course, you're going to get a signal out in the ocean off a third world country. And you'll be able to hear your other party over the 180 plus decibel aircraft sounds!!

[Castout]

U-571, Inglorious Basterds, Flyboys, Pearl Harbor, Saving Private Ryan, all BS "based on a true story" movies, Anything Michael Moore did, every chick flick ever made (except for those with Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts),all the Star Wars prequels...<inhales> Avatar, Clash of the Titans, 300, Stealth (now that Steamwake reminded me of it), Evolver, Babel, Wall Street, and most recently, Peter Pan. I thought I'd always love that movie, but ever since my little sister has made me watch it like, 900,000 times, I have begun to hate it. How many times can a man be expected to replay "A Pirate's life for me"? I am not made of steel!


That's a whole lot of hating :haha:

I usually forget the movies which I don't like but I remember those which I hate!

[longam]

ZombieLand comes to mind, my daughter thought it would be cool. Not!

[kiwi_2005]

Clash of the Titans. Here i was hoping it would be some 300 spartan type action flick, not even close! I lost interest when they fought the scorpions.

[ivank]

I hate a whole bunch, but can not really make a list out of them.

But along line of bad movie viewing experience; 2012, G.I. Joe, and any other movie with any naval engineering in it has become a waste to me. As a ex-naval architecture major, I can only see the engineering side of everything now and it is ruining everything:damn::nope:

[Takeda Shingen]

U-571, Inglorious Basterds, Flyboys, Pearl Harbor, Saving Private Ryan, all BS "based on a true story" movies, Anything Michael Moore did, every chick flick ever made (except for those with Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts),all the Star Wars prequels...<inhales> Avatar, Clash of the Titans, 300, Stealth (now that Steamwake reminded me of it), Evolver, Babel, Wall Street, and most recently, Peter Pan. I thought I'd always love that movie, but ever since my little sister has made me watch it like, 900,000 times, I have begun to hate it. How many times can a man be expected to replay "A Pirate's life for me"? I am not made of steel!

Really? Wall Street? It's probably one of the greatest films of the 1980's.

[krashkart]

Any action film which couples sparkley fireworks with gasoline to create "explosions":

:/\\chop

[UnderseaLcpl]

Really? Wall Street? It's probably one of the greatest films of the 1980's.
Thanks to that dumb$hit film, a whole generation of Americans think economics is a zero-sum game.


It's all a matter of taste, and it's not my fault that you don't have any.
:rotfl2::O:


You are incorrect, my friend. What I lack is commonly referred to as "flava". I do have taste, though not much.

That's a whole lot of hating :haha:
You think that's bad, I actually forgot one: The Notebook. Show of hands, who's been Notebooked? It's so freaking bad it's a verb! I don't know who made it, but I want to beat them to death with a tire-iron. For those of you who haven't seen it, it's a one-hundred and twenty-three minute-long depiction of why you aren't doing enough for your female partner. If you haven't seen the film, I'd advise you to make yourself comfortable on your sofa, get a bucket of popcorn, and record the most annoying woman you've ever heard saying "Why can't you be more like that?". Listen for what seems like ten hours. That's The Notebook. Enjoy.

[Gato76]

X Files I Want to believe,worst movie ever. 2012 was also utter crap

[Fr8monkey]

How about Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5TnVm2ZC_U&feature=related). I would give the producer the death penalty....

[Reece]

Arlington Road

[TarJak]

Anything with Sandra Bullock in it.:nope:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Anything with Sandra Bullock in it.:nope:

What!? Why!? She's so hot!

Also, Dive Klaxon!:woot:

[Reece]

Anything with Sandra Bullock in it.:nope:
My daughter doesn't like you any more!:88)

[TarJak]

My daughter doesn't like you any more!:88)
That's OK, I'll cope.:D

[stabiz]

2012

Die Hard 4 (die, producers, dieeeeee!)

Transformers 1 + 2

Actually I could list recent movies all day long, cinema is going down the drain. Why? Because scripts are done by the cleaning staff, the rest of the crew are rendering computer effects and cheering each other on while the director checks his Facebook profile and snorts cocain.

[Flopper]

Jaws, the Revenge

Although I'm not sure if it qualifies, since it was so bad it became quite hilarious.

[Jimbuna]

Battlefield Earth-John Travolta

[Castout]

Transformers 1 + 2

Actually I could list recent movies all day long, cinema is going down the drain. Why? Because scripts are done by the cleaning staff, the rest of the crew are rendering computer effects and cheering each other on while the director checks his Facebook profile and snorts cocain.

Transformers?! Amen to that. I watched the first one in the theater and was disappointed.

I watched the second on tv and fell asleep and couldn't be bothered to watch it again :D.

And I share your sentiment on recent hollywood movies. What is alarming is that they seem to have lost significant portion of humanistic feeling in them. I can no longer relate to the characters in most movies. The portrayal of characters are either weak or almost nonexistent. I forget most movies I watch nowadays within hours watching them and that's a testament of how much impression the movies had on me. The actions are loud but the plot and acting fail miserably

[antikristuseke]

John Carpenter's [I]Vampires. Actually did get up and walk out of this one, only time I've ever done that.:o:o:o

WHY?

As for my list
1) Bride of the Gorilla
2) The Incredible Petrified World
3) Dinocrock
4) Scorpius Gigantus
5) Unseen Evil 1 and 2
6) Special Forces
7) The Wasp Woman
8) The Horrors of Spider Island
9) At this point I became comatose from the recolection of such **** movies and lost conciousness

[Dowly]

2012

[STEED]

Worst B-Movie ever goes to...Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus...What a load of garbage.

[Reece]

Worst B-Movie ever goes to...Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus...What a load of garbage.
Fancy admitting you watched that!!:haha:


Ok I must confess, I watched Anaconda,:oops: that was a piece of sh!t!!:yep:

[SteamWake]

ZombieLand comes to mind, my daughter thought it would be cool. Not!

Ah cmon zombieland rocked. As long as you go into it realinzing it is a fanciful farce.

[STEED]

Fancy admitting you watched that!!:haha:


Ok I must confess, I watched Anaconda,:oops: that was a piece of sh!t!!:yep:

Well it was on YouTube and well....

Are yes the rubber snake, that too. :rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

:o:o:o

WHY?

I think the complete and utter lack of any redeeming qualities whatsoever had something to do with it.

I just found everything about it repulsive. And generally speaking, I like vampire movies. (NO NOT "TWILIGHT.") And I will usually cut a sci-fi fantasy type film way more slack on some things that I would require more of from, say, a drama or romantic comedy.

But at some point early on I leaned over to my then boyfriend and said, "I'm giving this movie five more minutes, then I'm outta here."

Five minutes later, I was outta there.

*shrugs*

On the other hand, the same "then boyfriend" went with me to see the re-release of the first Star Wars movie (he had never seen any of them - don't ask me how, because he said it wasn't because he made a point of avoiding them). After it was over he got up and said "Oh well I guess that's what some people consider a good movie."

So, it's all subjective. My brother-in-law thinks Van Helsing is Teh Awesome and loves it so much he bought a copy so he could watch it whenever he felt like it. I saw it in the theater with another Jackman/Wolverine fan who's a close friend and the most we got out of it was a few laughs at how bad it was.

[Platapus]

Anything with Sandra Bullock in it.:nope:

The First Speed movie?

Sandra Bullock in handcuffs :up:

[Takeda Shingen]

Thanks to that dumb$hit film, a whole generation of Americans think economics is a zero-sum game.

And a generation of Americans grew up with a romantic view of organized crime thanks to The Godfather, and thinking that the US Army was an anarchistic mess thanks to Apocalypse Now, but the are still classics of American cinema. Sometimes art trumps message.

[Takeda Shingen]

Worst B-Movie ever goes to...Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus...What a load of garbage.

Actually, I am pretty sure that the titile of worst B-Movie of all time goes to the infamous Plan 9 from Outer Space.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052077/

"Future events such as these will affect you in the future"

Magnificent.

[Raptor1]

Nah, Plan 9 is awesome, it's so aweful it's good.

[UnderseaLcpl]

And a generation of Americans grew up with a romantic view of organized crime thanks to The Godfather, and thinking that the US Army was an anarchistic mess thanks to Apocalypse Now, but the are still classics of American cinema. Sometimes art trumps message.

Good point. I'm not a person with a great deal of appreciation for the arts. I know they're important, and occasionaly I see a little bit of why, but for the most part they just escape me entirely, so it doesn't surprise me that such a thing never occurred to me.

[mookiemookie]

Moulin Rouge! and Jeepers Creepers.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Transformers 1 + 2

Actually I could list recent movies all day long, cinema is going down the drain. Why? Because scripts are done by the cleaning staff, the rest of the crew are rendering computer effects and cheering each other on while the director checks his Facebook profile and snorts cocain.
I didn't think the first was too horrible, but the second I saw Mudflap and Skid in the second I knew the movie was gonna suck.

[Castout]

I didn't think the first was too horrible, but the second I saw Mudflap and Skid in the second I knew the movie was gonna suck.

First one wasn't so bad . . .:)

[XabbaRus]

I wouldn't say I hate any films. There are those I dislike and they are listed here. What I don't understand is why there are hardly any original films.

It seems all hollywood does is make remakes.

Nightmare on Elmstreet is a great one. They have remade the original. Are the scriptwriters so lacking in imagination that they have to do that? Of course all the reviewers will wet their pants jumping over each other to s--- --- ---- of whoever made it cos' it is an edgy remake.

It's a remake for god's sake.

Some remakes are good, ie they mix it up a little. The modern Italian Job, that I thought was good. They reimagined it and that isn't too bad when they do it well. They didn't have someone trying to do a Michael Cane and it didn't involve Italy except for the beginning.

[Feuer Frei!]

What I don't understand is why there are hardly any original films.

It seems all hollywood does is make remakes.
Are the scriptwriters so lacking in imagination that they have to do that?

Very good point...
i think the same, let's face it, music is similar to this, don't you think?
People running out of ideas is about the crux of it.
Let's face it, what HASN'T been done before?
I think any way you look at it, someone, somewhere has done it, to a certain extent, once people start running out of ideas, they turn to the humble remakes, or copy artwork and change it and/or add things to it to make it seem it's different somehow.

[HunterICX]

Pearl Harbour, Battlefield Earth, Flyboys, The Red Baron, Terminator Salvation , AvP & AvP:R and I can go on for a while..

HunterICX

[Wolfehunter]

Killer tomato's. Worst movie EVER... :damn:

[Dowly]

Killer tomato's. Worst movie EVER... :damn:

I see your Killer Tomatoes and raise with an german made movie Killer Condom. :DL
http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/killercondom.jpg

[Wolfehunter]

I see your Killer Tomatoes and raise with an german made movie Killer Condom. :DL
http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/killercondom.jpg:o no way... :doh: Are you serious.. Who the hell thinks up this stuff.. Even worse that it made it to the big screen..:damn:

[Dowly]

Yup, they aired it here few years back. :har:

[krashkart]

I see your Killer Tomatoes and raise with an german made movie Killer Condom. :DL
http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/killercondom.jpg

If that don't beat all. :har:

[XabbaRus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Condom

And go there for the synopsis...sounds a hoot...

[Jimbuna]

Billy the gigolo :rotfl2:

[kiwi_2005]

Battlefield Earth-John Travolta

I actually enjoyed that movie :har: But then again im a sucker for space flicks.


The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus thought it would be a good movie going by some of the cast - Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Jude Law and Tom Waits. By far the movie was way to weird that it sucked real bad. Would of been a damn hit if it came out in the 60s with all the hippies around.

[Rhodes]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Condom

And go there for the synopsis...sounds a hoot...

Hey, It's a troma film, what do you expected. They suppose to by completly bad. Even so, many of them are quitte funny.

[CaptainHaplo]

I'm not even going to ask why someone would want to even watch such a movie.....

[AngusJS]

The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Transformers (hmm, all directed by ****ing Michael Bay)

The Happening
Signs
Lars and the Real Girl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/)
U-571
Star Wars 1, 2
Solaris (1972) I've tried 4 times to watch this movie...and every time I've fallen asleep.

The Terminal
Homicide
Aliens vs. Predator
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048/)

[nikimcbee]

U-571, Inglorious Basterds, Flyboys, Pearl Harbor, Saving Private Ryan, all BS "based on a true story" movies, Anything Michael Moore did, every chick flick ever made (except for those with Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts),all the Star Wars prequels...<inhales> Avatar, Clash of the Titans, 300, Stealth (now that Steamwake reminded me of it), Evolver, Babel, Wall Street, and most recently, Peter Pan. I thought I'd always love that movie, but ever since my little sister has made me watch it like, 900,000 times, I have begun to hate it. How many times can a man be expected to replay "A Pirate's life for me"? I am not made of steel!

:salute:

Pearl Harbo(u)r, :down: And the Phantom Menace! That totally ruined SW for me.:shifty:
http://www.thechrisarnoldresource.co.uk/soccer/photos/binks.jpg

[antikristuseke]

I'm not even going to ask why someone would want to even watch such a movie.....

The it is so bad it is actually good factor.

[ZombieKillerPeter]

D-War. I think I lost brain cells from subjecting myself to this abomination of cinema (if you can even call it that).

[Weiss Pinguin]

Ahh, D-War. We watched that with friends a few years ago. I'm still not sure what we were expecting to see. :lol: