Women whom wear revealing clothing cause...

[SteamWake]

Earthquakes... Yup you read that right.

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1267262/Iranian-cleric-Women-wear-revealing-clothing-cause-earthquakes.html

[joegrundman]

which totally explains why there are so many more earthquakes in essex and newcastle than in Iran..oh no wait.

maybe allah has a poor grasp of geography

[GoldenRivet]

Ok...

Iran blames hot babes.

Venezuela blames The United States' Earthquake Weapon

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/01/21/hugo-chavez-mouthpiece-says-hit-haiti-earthquake-weapon/

so... anyone else want to guess what causes them?

North Korea you want to toss your guess into the hat?

[frau kaleun]

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes... in his pants!


Fixed.

[GoldenRivet]

nice

[Weiss Pinguin]

Ok...

Iran blames hot babes.

Venezuela blames The United States' Earthquake Weapon

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/01/21/hugo-chavez-mouthpiece-says-hit-haiti-earthquake-weapon/
Obviously the DoD has found a way to weaponize Playboy.

[Dan D]

I went out with a woman from Iceland last week.

[conus00]

I went out with a woman from Iceland last week.
You must have had one hell of a time, considering.....

[GoldenRivet]

You must have had one hell of a time, considering.....

She was from iceland... doesnt mean they were still there.

i bet she was a red head.

"Read on the head, fire in the hole" (more of a volcano joke than anything so relax)

[conus00]

:har::har::har::har:

[krashkart]

Earthquakes... Yup you read that right.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1267262/Iranian-cleric-Women-wear-revealing-clothing-cause-earthquakes.html

Why am I not surprised? :shifty:

[nikimcbee]

I think we need to weaponize the porn industry, and do all of the filming over there.:hmmm:

[TLAM Strike]

I think we need to weaponize the porn industry, and do all of the filming over there.:hmmm: Been done...
In the 1980's the Taiwanese would send weather balloons filled with bras and panties to the mainland in an attempt to demoralize the Communist Chinese.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1828&dat=19830711&id=8yMrAAAAIBAJ&sjid=L54FAAAAIBAJ&pg=5135,4676310

[antikristuseke]

Gays cause earthquakes and hurricanes.

[frau kaleun]

Gays cause earthquakes and hurricanes.

True, but I take full responsibility for the 2004 tsunami, and have sworn a solemn oath never to go commando on Christmas again.

[Castout]

Okay I admit it it's me :har:

[SteamWake]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Watched an episode of 'wierd weapons' and this was mentioned

[krashkart]

True, but I take full responsibility for the 2004 tsunami, and have sworn a solemn oath never to go commando on Christmas again.

:hmmm:

After tuning the Dish Network to an obscure deity frequency I begged the question: "Is it cool that frau kaleun will never go comando again on Christmas? Cuz, she like caused a tsunami here on Earth and...". I was muffled immediately. God appeared before me, thumped me on the chest with his wriggly tentacles and shouted, "You ***hole! I'm watching Big Bang Theory and you interrupt me with such nonsense?!? One more peep outta you, mister, and you will never find a decent beer again!". He disappeared with a flash, leaving a pile of cigarette butts all over my floor.

So, I guess that means you're in the clear. :D


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Watched an episode of 'wierd weapons' and this was mentioned

Hadn't heard of that one. :rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

:hmmm:
After tuning the Dish Network to an obscure deity frequency I begged the question: "Is it cool that frau kaleun will never go comando again on Christmas? Cuz, she like caused a tsunami here on Earth and...". I was muffled immediately. God appeared before me, thumped me on the chest with his wriggly tentacles and shouted, "You ***hole! I'm watching Big Bang Theory and you interrupt me with such nonsense?!? One more peep outta you, mister, and you will never find a decent beer again!". He disappeared with a flash, leaving a pile of cigarette butts all over my floor.


:rotfl2:

You forgot "First I Must Sprinkle You With Fairy Dust (http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html)."

10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. 11. Indeed do many things come to pass. - HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19

[SteamWake]

:rotfl2:

You forgot "First I Must Sprinkle You With Fairy Dust (http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html)."

10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. 11. Indeed do many things come to pass. - HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19

Sounds a little like Al Gore :haha:

[CaptainHaplo]

water becomes ice and melts

It does this when I put it in the freezer and then take it back out again.

[SteamWake]

water becomes ice and melts

It does this when I put it in the freezer and then take it back out again.

When sprinkled liberally with adult beverages ! :yeah:

[Rilder]

Hmmm skimpy clothing causes earthquakes.

I guess the Gods like to watch those boobs shake! :arrgh!:

[Castout]

Umm if politicians could take credits for things they don't deserve taking credits for

THEN

they could be blamed for things that they didn't take responsibility in too!


....


Fair game
I blame Harry Lee of Singapore and Kim Jong Il of North Korea for the earthquakes

and I blame my country's finance minister Sri Mulyani for the Icelandic volcano eruption because she claimed to have saved the nation from the global crisis.

[TarJak]

Brings about a whole new meaning for the question: "Did the earth move for you darling?"

[Jimbuna]

Okay I admit it it's me :har:


I knew it all along :O:

[Oberon]

Does that make these women HAARPies?

I'll get my coat...

[frau kaleun]

Does that make these women HAARPies?

I'll get my coat...

And I'll be sure to tip my server.

[Rilder]

And I'll be sure to tip my server.

Server tipping, is that like cow tipping? :rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

Server tipping, is that like cow tipping? :rotfl2:

Yes, but you have to try the veal first.

[krashkart]

I just had a mental picture of a whole room full of Blade servers falling over domino style... then I realized those weren't the kind of servers you were talking about. :doh:

[GoldenRivet]

True, but I take full responsibility for the 2004 tsunami, and have sworn a solemn oath never to go commando on Christmas again.

pics or it didnt happen


BWAhahahahahahahaha :har:






and no... no pics of a friggin tidal wave... i know what you were thinking

[frau kaleun]

pics or it didnt happen

http://1m16.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/abaya-burka.jpg

My sister, her sister-in-law, and me, Christmas 2004.

(I'm the one who's not wearing underwear.)

[Sailor Steve]

Good answer!:rock:

[GoldenRivet]

I swear - Frau Kaleun is not your ordinary woman.


Well played :har:

EDIT:

she is the one sitting all the way on the floor.

no sox

rebel!

[SteamWake]

Bare toes ! GASP :o

[frau kaleun]

Bare toes ! GASP :o

I always was the black sheep of the family. :O:

[Oberon]

Bare toes ! GASP :o

http://whitlark.net/share/Monocle%20Man.jpg

I SAY! Quite the vulgar display of indecency indeed! Young woman you should be ashamed of yourself!

[frau kaleun]

I SAY! Quite the vulgar display of indecency indeed! Young woman you should be ashamed of yourself!

You just watch yourself - that picture of the naked fat guy is still only one quick google away. :O:

[ajrimmer42]

Earthquakes... Yup you read that right.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1267262/Iranian-cleric-Women-wear-revealing-clothing-cause-earthquakes.html

wow. That's really quite amazing. :|\\

[Oberon]

You just watch yourself - that picture of the naked fat guy is still only one quick google away. :O:

This is true...but you would have to subject yourself to it in order to inflict it upon myself. Are you willing to risk the remaining strands of mental health on your quest for a counterstrike? :hmmm:
I put it to you, madam, that you are bluffing. :smug:

[frau kaleun]

http://www.dawngrrl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/WindowsLiveWriter/ItstrueIdonereaditonthemInternets_7FE6/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear5.jpg

Your first mistake was to assume I still had any strands of mental health left to risk.

The Force is with you, young Oberon... but you are not a Jedi yet. :O:

[Zachstar]

Whopps sorry about that :rotfl2:

[SteamWake]

LOL that pic has been kickin around for at least 4 years.

First time I saw it was captioned "Why women shouldent frequent chat rooms". Long before myspace, twit, facesmook, any of that pseudo social stuff.

[frau kaleun]

If you do a Google image search for 'fat naked guy on computer' it's the #1 result.

And let that be a warning to you all. :03:

[SteamWake]

If you do a Google image search for 'fat naked guy on computer' it's the #1 result.

And let that be a warning to you all. :03:

You know I looked up the word redundancy once... you know I looked up....

[Jimbuna]

Not guilty!!

The truth is out their Pen....oooh sorry.....wrong name same situation http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wolfcop.gif

[Oberon]

Your first mistake was to assume I still had any strands of mental health left to risk.

The Force is with you, young Oberon... but you are not a Jedi yet. :O:

....

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5378/ys5yeh2mlgi6yks7ebggqjz.jpg

And that is why I don't play poker, ladies and gentleman... :03:

[krashkart]

http://www.dawngrrl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/WindowsLiveWriter/ItstrueIdonereaditonthemInternets_7FE6/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear5.jpg

Your first mistake was to assume I still had any strands of mental health left to risk.

The Force is with you, young Oberon... but you are not a Jedi yet. :O:

Did you plant a spy cam in my place? :stare:

[Jimbuna]

Did you plant a spy cam in my place? :stare:

I did :DL


http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4369/nerdcomputerrepair.jpg

[Oberon]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5071/j7fqfaigw6qxymwmhvx4j6d.jpg

[TarJak]

Not guilty!!

The truth is out their Pen....oooh sorry.....wrong name same situation http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wolfcop.gif
Baaaa Baaaa!:D

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:d3pQ6SreNhI6XM:http://www.sisterfriends-together.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sheep_wolf.jpg

[Oberon]

Baaaa Baaaa!:D

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:d3pQ6SreNhI6XM:http://www.sisterfriends-together.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sheep_wolf.jpg

http://a.media.community.abcfamily.go.com/images/lost_lockeshadows1.jpg

"Ah scheiße, not again!"

[Jimbuna]

Baaaa Baaaa!:D

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:d3pQ6SreNhI6XM:http://www.sisterfriends-together.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sheep_wolf.jpg

Deja vu mate....Deja vu :|\\

[Reece]

http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chubby3.jpg
Enough of this!! I'm going fishing, in revealing clothes!:yep:

[krashkart]

http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chubby3.jpg
Enough of this!! I'm going fishing, in revealing clothes!:yep:

Digital pepper spray. :yep:

[nikimcbee]

http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chubby3.jpg
Enough of this!! I'm going fishing, in revealing clothes!:yep:

Why is that woman wearing bread dough? ...oh wait, it's...not... D'oh:o
http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee358/kristjansmama/Family-Guy-Vomit.gif

[nikimcbee]

I did :DL


http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4369/nerdcomputerrepair.jpg

I thought that was tarjak?

[Reece]

I thought that was tarjak?A sure likeness isn't it Niki!:hmmm:

[krashkart]

Why is that woman wearing bread dough? ...oh wait, it's...not... D'oh:o
http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee358/kristjansmama/Family-Guy-Vomit.gif

I see your Griffin family vomit fest and raise you two vomiting Kermits. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biT1JGJTBAc



I did :DL


http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4369/nerdcomputerrepair.jpg

That must have been... before I tried the "Ace Hardware ShopVac-to-Liposuction Machine" converter kit. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chubby3.jpg

Obviously needs the binoculars to see the end of her stomach.

[Jimbuna]

I thought that was tarjak?

Identical twins :DL

[Reece]

Another bathing beauty without any "revealing clothes":
http://gigglefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chubby11.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Ya bastid!!....Now I've gone completely blind!! :dead:

[STEED]

Earthquakes... Yup you read that right.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1267262/Iranian-cleric-Women-wear-revealing-clothing-cause-earthquakes.html

I would not wipe my ass on that rag in case I catch something off it. :o

Iranian clerics are the new way comedian's. :haha:

[frau kaleun]

I think it's really sweet the way you guys have held on to all these pics of your ex girlfriends.

[HunterICX]

I think it's really sweet the way you guys have held on to all these pics of your ex girlfriends.

:haha: Combo Pwnage!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

I think it's really sweet the way you guys have held on to all these pics of your ex girlfriends.

Careful, or they might start posting some of you :D

[Sailor Steve]

Careful, or they might start posting some of you :D
Don't have any of her.

You, on the other hand...:D

[frau kaleun]

Careful, or they might start posting some of you :D

MY ex-boyfriends? Not bloody likely. I know where they live. :O:

[HunterICX]

wait...they still live?

HunterICX

[frau kaleun]

wait...they still live?


I suppose you could call it that. On a good day.

[Jimbuna]

MY ex-boyfriends? Not bloody likely. I know where they live. :O:

Not in Wales per chance? :DL

[Jimbuna]

Don't have any of her.

You, on the other hand...:D

Behave yersel...I've still got that one of you sneaking out of TarJaks room the night I stayed late at Neals house :sunny:

[Sailor Steve]

Behave yersel...I've still got that one of you sneaking out of TarJaks room the night I stayed late at Neals house :sunny:
Yeah, but all I did was paint the target on his back.:sunny:

[frau kaleun]

Yeah, but all I did was paint the target on his back.:sunny:

That's funny, I always assumed Jim played at 100% realism.

[Sailor Steve]

Jim was real. TarJak was real. The goat's bladder full of steak sauce was real.

What more do you want?

[frau kaleun]

Jim was real. TarJak was real. The goat's bladder full of steak sauce was real.

What more do you want?

Well, not pictures, I know that much. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Well, not pictures, I know that much. :O:
But they're so cuuuuute!:D

[AVGWarhawk]

Yeah, Jim drooling in his sleep..... :har:

[Fr8monkey]

Getting back on subject... I don't know about clothing vs. tsunamis and earthquakes; but you may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

http://www.venganza.org/images/PiratesVsTemp.png

[krashkart]

^^ :rotfl2:

[AVGWarhawk]

Getting back on subject... I don't know about clothing vs. tsunamis and earthquakes; but you may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

http://www.venganza.org/images/PiratesVsTemp.png


Yes! The hard data does support your theory. :hmmm:

[Fr8monkey]

All the Somali pirates were doing their part to stop earthquakes... Since last year look at all the volcanoes and earthquakes we have had...

[frau kaleun]

Yes! The hard data does support your theory. :hmmm:

Bah. Until the effects of the decline in Ninjas has been thoroughly studied and incorporated into the theory, all alleged conclusions regarding this phenomenon are worthless.

[Jimbuna]

Yeah, Jim drooling in his sleep..... :har:

TarJak lay in fear every night of the tatoo on the left arm (he's a West Ham fan)...Newcastle United Football Club:


http://www.michaelowen.net/wp-content/themes/CMSProton/images/Newcastle/newcastle%20badge.jpg

He was absolutely petrified of that on the right arm...England Cricket Board (the curent holders of the world famous Ashes trophy):

http://www.andybutlersgs.co.uk/images/ecb-logo.jpg http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1416/subsim2008055.jpg (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/subsim2008055.jpg/)
Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[AVGWarhawk]

:har:

[Sailor Steve]

Getting back on subject...
Why would anybody ever want to do that?:-?

[AVGWarhawk]

Bah. Until the effects of the decline in Ninjas has been thoroughly studied and incorporated into the theory, all alleged conclusions regarding this phenomenon are worthless.

It is all Invader Zim's doing anyway. :stare:

[Jimbuna]

I haven't got a photograph of the tattoo on the left arm because that would have meant turning my back on the bugga in the middle of the night whilst lying semi naked in bed http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

Too risky I thought :O:

[antikristuseke]

Why would anybody ever want to do that?:-?

there is a topic?

[Fr8monkey]

Ninjas don't exist... If ninjas were real you could see them and since no-one has ever seen or photographed a REAL ninja, they cant be real.

[AVGWarhawk]

No pictures...didn't happen. :stare:

[frau kaleun]

Ninjas don't exist... If ninjas were real you could see them and since no-one has ever seen or photographed a REAL ninja, they cant be real.

Any ninja who could be seen or photographed would not be a real one anyway.

Real ninjas possess the powers of invisibility and move so fast that no camera invented by mere mortals can capture their image. Thus the fact that they have been neither seen nor photographed only serves as proof of their real Ninja-ness.

[Oberon]

Pfft, it's not the Ninjas you want to worry about...

It's the Kunoichis, they're the worst... :doh:

[AVGWarhawk]

I don't know about Ninjas but we need to watch out for Chupacabra

[frau kaleun]

I saw a Chupacabra catch and kill a Tree Octopus once. It broke my heart.

[Jimbuna]

I don't know about Ninjas but we need to watch out for Chupacabra

I'd be a lot more concerned about transgenders http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif

[Fr8monkey]

Any ninja who could be seen or photographed would not be a real one anyway.

Real ninjas possess the powers of invisibility and move so fast that no camera invented by mere mortals can capture their image. Thus the fact that they have been neither seen nor photographed only serves as proof of their real Ninja-ness.

So ninjas are in the same category as Santa? :o

[TLAM Strike]

So ninjas are in the same category as Santa? :o
Yes, Santa is a renegade Ninja gone good... :yep:

[SteamWake]

Crap I had some actual genuine pictures of ninjas but they erased themselves !!! No really !!! ...

[TLAM Strike]

Crap I had some actual genuine pictures of ninjas but they erased themselves !!! No really !!! ...

On the contrary... ninjas erased them from your computer... :03:

[Reece]

I haven't got a photograph of the tattoo on the left arm because that would have meant turning my back on the bugga in the middle of the night whilst lying semi naked in bed http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

Too risky I thought :O:Very very risky I'd say, you made the right choice Jim!:yep:

[TarJak]

Jim was safe as houses I was sound asleep the whole time myself:

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8638/p1000139.jpg

Anyway, Kpt. Lehman had far more to fear from Jim than I:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008009.jpg (http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8638/p1000139.jpg)

[HunterICX]

Pfft, it's not the Ninjas you want to worry about...

It's the Kunoichis, they're the worst... :doh:

but still thats nothing compared if you have Chuck Norris in the same universe.

HunterICX

[Oberon]

ALERT

Adulterous women have struck again in Chile. :doh:

[Reece]

ALERT

Adulterous women have struck again in Chile. :doh:No problems, the authorities have caught the offenders:
http://www.funfluster.com/images/images-funny-prison-1.jpg

[frau kaleun]

:hmmm:

:timeout:

...mom?

:o

GRANDMA?

:nope:

[Reece]

:har: Yeh beauties aren't they!! :har:

[krashkart]

No problems, the authorities have caught the offenders:
http://www.funfluster.com/images/images-funny-prison-1.jpg

So that's how he keeps the womynz in line, eh? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

No problems, the authorities have caught the offenders:
http://www.funfluster.com/images/images-funny-prison-1.jpg

LMAO....progress :rotfl2:

[Molon Labe]

Happy Boobquake everyone!!!!

http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04262010a.gif

[antikristuseke]

Women also cause men to drink, this is the reason I'm permanently on the piss.

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours-thumb.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours-thumb.jpg
To quote St. Jayne: Thats why I never kiss 'em on the mouth...

[Reece]

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours-thumb.jpg
Start practicing celibacy girls!! BTW, these girls would not cause a boobquake!

[Fr8monkey]

Women also cause men to drink, this is the reason I'm permanently on the piss.

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours-thumb.jpg

I really don't see a problem with that....

[Jimbuna]

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours-thumb.jpg

Couldn't imagine anyone sober being the least bit interested in them!! http://www.btsmods.com/Smileys/classic/Ah_fooey.gif

[Schroeder]

Are you sure that all of them are women?:o

[antikristuseke]

Drag night at Neals place?
The lower left corner is a dead ringer for Jimbuna

[TarJak]

Drag night at Neals place?
The lower left corner is a dead ringer for Jimbuna
LOL Tat looks a lot like Reece next to him.

[Jimbuna]

Drag night at Neals place?
The lower left corner is a dead ringer for Jimbuna

LOL Tat looks a lot like Reece next to him.

Back Row l to r...Rip, Privateer.

Centre...Steed, Nickimcbee, Neal, TarJak, Sailor Steve.

Front...Reece, Chad, Kpt. Lehmann.

Jimbuna was the photographer http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5549/361313gr7.gif


:smug:

[Reece]

Back Row l to r...Rip, Privateer.

Centre...Steed, Nickimcbee, Neal, TarJak, Sailor Steve.

Front...Reece, Chad, Kpt. Lehmann.

Jimbuna was the photographer http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5549/361313gr7.gif


:smug:And the lover of this Harem!:yep::oops: