Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

[kiwi_2005]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

This is good, just goes to show how the other half will panic without stopping to think. Guy tried to tell his girlfriend hes off on a 2 week holiday to Europe.

[GoldenRivet]

thats a classic... watched it months ago.

What an idiot "Dont check your messages!!!" she pleas :doh:

Dumb ass

[August]

Something about this story smells rotten in Denmark Wisconsin. :hmmm:

[Rilder]

Something about this story smells rotten in Denmark Wisconsin. :hmmm:

Wait your telling me that Denmark isn't in Europe, but in Wisconsin?

First Stalin's daughter is in my state now entire countries are in my state!!

Whats next, is the entire Earth inside Wisconsin? :rotfl2:

[August]

Wait your telling me that Denmark isn't in Europe, but in Wisconsin?

First Stalin's daughter is in my state now entire countries are in my state!!

Whats next, is the entire Earth inside Wisconsin? :rotfl2:

I heard somewhere that the venison from one Superior state buck can feed the entire state of Wisconsin. True? :DL

[Rilder]

I heard somewhere that the venison from one Superior state buck can feed the entire state of Wisconsin. True? :DL

Yes but only for a day, you can feed the whole state for a year if you breed the buck and milk the offspring, then make Cheese.

[daft]

He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know. :)

[Schroeder]

He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know. :)
I even heard that some people in Europe own things called "telephones" through which one can talk to people over incredible distances. They even say that those "telephones" have occasionally been seen outside of private property for everyone to use (for a small fee that is...) But I don't believe that, it's just a conspiracy. Global communications is a myth!

[Blood_splat]

Well it didn't take her long to nail someone.:doh:

[krashkart]

"And when they hate you... boy do they hate you" -- Don't I know it. :har:

[daft]

I even heard that some people in Europe own things called "telephones" through which one can talk to people over incredible distances. They even say that those "telephones" have occasionally been seen outside of private property for everyone to use (for a small fee that is...) But I don't believe that, it's just a conspiracy. Global communications is a myth!

Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it! :88)

[krashkart]

Could have turned out much worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtHcENk576c&feature=related

I'm not macabre. :D

[August]

Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it! :88)


Even if it were true you can't anchor telephone poles on the atlantic ocean for crumps sake.

[Jimbuna]

Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it! :88)

Me neither....next they'll be telling you every country knows about the discovery of electricity.

[Sailor Steve]

Even if it were true you can't anchor telephone poles on the atlantic ocean for crumps sake.
What's wrong with you? Never heard of kayak messengers?

[krashkart]

What's wrong with you? Never heard of kayak messengers?

Kayak messengers? I thought they were still using messages in bottles.

[Sailor Steve]

Kayak messengers? I thought they were still using messages in bottles.
That's what you get with the cheap rates.

"When will my message arrive?"

"Sometime between next month and 2015."

[Jimbuna]

That's what you get with the cheap rates.

"When will my message arrive?"

"Sometime between next month and 2015."


Simply wait till the ice flows melt :doh:

[les green01]

hmmm mine gets mad if i concact her

[TLAM Strike]

Wait your telling me that Denmark isn't in Europe, but in Wisconsin?

First Stalin's daughter is in my state now entire countries are in my state!!

Whats next, is the entire Earth inside Wisconsin? :rotfl2:

Geography is a crazy thing. Did you know the Dutch moved their capital to New York back in 1710 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amsterdam_%28city%29,_New_York), The Swiss did too (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneva,_New_York), as did the Spaniards. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madrid,_New_York)

The Miracle at Dunkirk happened on Lake Eire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunkirk_%28city%29,_New_York), U-Boats were based here too (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Rochelle,_New_York).

Also most of the Illegal Aliens in the USA come from New York. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico_%28town%29,_New_York)

And I bet Skybird doesn't know this but the Prophet Mohammad is buried in NY State as well. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medina,_New_York)

:rock: NY State :rock:

hmmm mine gets mad if i concact her

Then I think you're her stalker... :O:

[August]

In Maine there are towns named: Wales, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Peru, China, and Poland.

[Wolfehunter]

She might be bipolar? :O:

[Blacklight]

Almost this exact same thing happened to me with one of my ex girlfriends once. :nope:

[TLAM Strike]

In Maine there are towns named: Wales, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Peru, China, and Poland.

Neat.

Almost forgot we got a Planet inside New York!

Romulus New York (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulus,_New_York)

:rock:

... yes we monitor the Neutral Zone closely...

[nikimcbee]

Denmark Wisconsin. :hmmm:

Say no more. That's all you need to know.:har:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6GuEswXOXo

We'll atleast he found out the cheap way. He could be paying alimoney instead.:doh:

[Chad]

Just glad I don't have that problem!

[nikimcbee]

Just glad I don't have that problem!

You just cursed yourself. Congrats.
http://mccormicky.com/tiresome/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/homer-doh.jpg

[Falkirion]

LMAO that girl needs to listen to her boyfriend when he tells her things. My girl knows I don't listen sometimes and always calls me on it. Least I know she listens to me when I talk.

[nikimcbee]

LMAO that girl needs to listen to her boyfriend when he tells her things. My girl knows I don't listen sometimes and always calls me on it. Least I know she listens to me when I talk.

What her brain heard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omne1uHAOnU&feature=related

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Sailor Steve]

hmmm mine gets mad if i concact her
What is "concact"? Is that anything like "Kipling"?

[daft]

hmmm mine gets mad if i concact her

I envy you. :salute: