Why does God hate the Houston Texans?

[mookiemookie]

They just were given the NFL's toughest schedule this year: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/interactive#/team=HOU
:nope:

[SteamWake]

Huh I dident know that God set the football schedules... go figure :haha:

[mr chris]

Well if this is the year that they get to the play-offs they are going to do it the hard way.

:dead: The Patriots schedule is not that better.

[Randomizer]

While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.

[frau kaleun]

While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

http://creativitymachine.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/it-are-a-fact.jpg

[Randomizer]

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.
Oops. My error, I had always believed that the Mayan's were Redskin's fans.

[fred8615]

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE SAINTS IN VAIN!!!

(Heretofore unknown 11th commandment.)

[Freiwillige]

Because he has to protect his team the Dallas Cowboys! And due to the whole free will thing he cannot intervene directly so he intervened indirectly.

[Chad]

Well if this is the year that they get to the play-offs they are going to do it the hard way.

:dead: The Patriots schedule is not that better.

I'd almost trade the Patriot's schedule for the Chief's one anytime..

GO CHIEFS!

[Sailor Steve]

While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.
I always like George Carlin's version: "'And on the seventh day He rested.' God isn't in church listening to you - he's out playing golf!"

[Onkel Neal]

They just were given the NFL's toughest schedule this year: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/interactive#/team=HOU
:nope:


Because he loves the Dallas Cowboys??

[nikimcbee]

Well, they (the Texans) do get one freebe, they are playing the raiders.:haha:

[nikimcbee]

I always like George Carlin's version: "'And on the seventh day He rested.' God isn't in church listening to you - he's out playing golf!"

:har::har::har:

[nikimcbee]

Because he loves the Dallas Cowboys??
Common misconception.

He actuall loves the cowboyz:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aAMgJW-puHc/SWJ4nqyVMyI/AAAAAAAAEkQ/O3BYSJAH3MQ/s320/SouthPark_satan_300x298.jpg

and sadam too.

[Chad]

Well, they (the Texans) do get one freebe, they are playing the raiders.:haha:

Haha don't let Neal read this, he'll have your skin :arrgh!:

[Sailor Steve]

Haha don't let Neal read this, he'll have your skin :arrgh!:
Ol' McBee's picking up quite a collection of fans who just can't wait to see him in New London.

[nikimcbee]

Ol' McBee's picking up quite a collection of fans who just can't wait to see him in New London.

Yeah, we can have cake and ice cream, it'll be a lot of fun.
http://mylifeofcrime.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/garycoleman.jpg

(good grief, who proof read this!)

[Platapus]

Why does god hate the Houston Texans?

Because they are in Texas? Does god need any more reason? :D

[Sailor Steve]

Why does god hate the Houston Texans?

Because they are in Texas? Does god need any more reason? :D
Says the furry critter who's ashamed to say where he lives.:O:

[Platapus]

Says the furry critter who's ashamed to say where he lives.:O:


I have written multiple posts indicating that I am in North Virginia. Yes it is a separate state, we just don't brag about it. Don't worry about the flag. It still remains at 50 states as we also decided to lump the Dakotas in to one state. See no one even noticed. :D

[frau kaleun]

I have written multiple posts indicating that I am in North Virginia. Yes it is a separate state, we just don't brag about it. Don't worry about the flag. It still remains at 50 states as we also decided to lump the Dakotas in to one state. See no one even noticed. :D

Is that what happened? I thought we gave North Dakota to Canada.

[TLAM Strike]

Is that what happened? I thought we gave North Dakota to Canada.
We gave both Dakotas to Canada to make way for the Breakaway Republic of Upstate New York. :yeah:

[Sailor Steve]

And when California becomes two they can have the Carolinas as well.

I like this game!
:rotfl2: