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SteamWake
04-11-10, 08:48 AM
Some surgical instruments from the past. Its enough to creep you out.

A tonsil guillitne... really?

http://www.surgicaltechnologists.net/blog/20-scary-old-school-surgical-tools

Jimbuna
04-11-10, 08:55 AM
Tobacco Smoke Enema :doh:

Platapus
04-11-10, 12:39 PM
One of my favourites was Asthma Cigarettes.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Asthma+Cigarettes&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=tgjCS8j7CoK8lQeOxonbBA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCYQsAQwAw

Some how medical "science", at that time, determined that a good way to help someone with Asthma was to give them drugged cigarettes. :nope:

On a more modern note, if you can see how thoracic surgery is done today, the tools used to crack the chest will remind you of the 18th century. Rib Spreaders comes to mind. That is one sound you never forget. :nope:

STEED
04-11-10, 01:01 PM
No wonder they shot the patients up full of rum! :o

A great surgeon is the one who could lop off a limb at high speed.

Platapus
04-11-10, 01:20 PM
No wonder they shot the patients up full of rum! :o

A great surgeon is the one who could lop off a limb at high speed.


Dr. Robert Liston was one of those fast surgeons. In his most famous/infamous cases he amputated the patent's leg in 2.5 minutes.

The patient later died which was not unusual in those days, but during the amputation, Dr. Liston accidentally amputated some of the fingers of his assistant, who later also died of his injures. In his speed, Dr. Listion was wildly grabbing instruments. During this same amputation, he accidentally slashed an observer who promptly died of a heart attack.

For that one operation, Dr. Liston accidentally killed three people. The patient, the assistant, and the observer.

I believe that is still a record for people dying from one operation.

And let's not talk about the case where he amputated a patent's leg and his testicles at the same time. :o

Jimbuna
04-11-10, 01:21 PM
I've heard STEED needs to use the Hemorrhoid Forceps to get his wallet open :DL

STEED
04-11-10, 01:32 PM
I've heard STEED needs to use the Hemorrhoid Forceps to get his wallet open :DL

What wallet...I'm in debt.:cry:

Jimbuna
04-11-10, 01:35 PM
What wallet...I'm in debt.:cry:

In that case.....the weddings off :smug:

STEED
04-11-10, 01:38 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2:

tater
04-11-10, 01:48 PM
My wife keeps antique urologic sounds lying around. Freaks people out when after handling them for a while they ask what they are :)

Platapus
04-11-10, 02:22 PM
My wife keeps antique urologic sounds lying around. Freaks people out when after handling them for a while they ask what they are :)

Kinky, I did not know you were in to soundings.

tater
04-11-10, 02:35 PM
Hehe. The 36 French is scary.

(what's really scary is the big fat guy with nec-fasc on the crotch she has in the OR right now.)

krashkart
04-11-10, 07:08 PM
Some of those instruments make me cringe. Good lord! :o

Grampa was right about the old days... they were a tough lot. *shudder*

Aramike
04-11-10, 11:09 PM
I've always wondered where the phrase "blowing smoke up ones ass" originated.

nikimcbee
04-12-10, 01:31 AM
I've heard STEED needs to use the Hemorrhoid Forceps to get his wallet open :DL
http://cdn.edu-search.com/uploads/hemorrhoidforceps.jpg:har::har:

HunterICX
04-12-10, 03:26 AM
Some of those instruments make me cringe. Good lord! :o

Grampa was right about the old days... they were a tough lot. *shudder*

No kidding,

makes you glad you're born in this century.

HunterICX

Task Force
04-12-10, 09:14 AM
Yep. Medical science has came along way... Lol, Oah how fun getting treated (if you could call it that, 100-200 years ago was.:o