[Joke]

[Lt commander lare]

BREAKING NEWS due to the overwhelming reviews ubisoft has announced that the drm is being removed and will be removed when the 2nd patch is released i just reecived an email from them regarding this great news everyone


Lt Commander Lare

[Fattysbox]

Now I know its April 2nd... so you better be telling the truth on this one:stare:

[Lt commander lare]

sorry i was out of town and i just got back april fools everyone but we can still hope


Lt Commander Lare

[Brag]

I am a skeptic by nature, so forgive me for not jumping up and down. However, this is the best news in a long time -- It had to happen!.

I thank all those who have help up with with closed wallets.
The silence of the wallets spoke loudly!

Thanks for the news, CdrLare

[IanC]

sorry i was out of town and i just got back april fools everyone but we can still hope


Lt Commander Lare

:o :stare:

[Fattysbox]

sorry i was out of town and i just got back april fools everyone but we can still hope


Lt Commander Lare


SO... WHATS UP?? Is this a joke or not? Peeps are going to take this serious...
:nope:

[Heretic]

That's just cruel, man.

[Mav87th]

2nd April, so i take it this was NOT a joke.

The question is now. Is this UBI's recognition of the failure of DRM in general, or will they just keep to word, as they promised to remove the DRM before the discontinued support to SH-5. In the last case then patch2 would perhaps be be the last, which would be a shame.


Argh ****, just saw Lt.C. Lare's 2nd post. That is a pathetic joke to fire off on the wrong day :down:

[Brag]

You unspeakable #&*@F%^$ (#&*@F%^$)***&!&() :spammm::spammm::spammm::spammm:

[mookiemookie]

:down:

[Blood_splat]

Awsome :rotfl2:

[Dimitrius07]

Right! And the monkeys will learn how to fly.

[Nordmann]

Another one for the brig! Get him lads!

[Takeda Shingen]

Title modified. April fools day is over, and this is how rumors get started.

The Management

[Dowly]

Cant you start giving up infractions for these already? Or atleast make a sticky saying "LIST OF THINGS NOT TO POST - Read before posting" and if someone still posts, infraction and thread locked.

It was fun for the 2nd time, but not anymore. Just useless spam. :-?

[Takeda Shingen]

Cant you start giving up infractions for these already? Or atleast make a sticky saying "LIST OF THINGS NOT TO POST - Read before posting" and if someone still posts, infraction and thread locked.

It was fun for the 2nd time, but not anymore. Just useless spam. :-?

Oh, yeah, let's have more stickies. There's only 38 of them. Besides, if we start eliminating spam, no one will be able to use these forums.

Lt. commander lare is not some new blowhard. In fact, he's never been on the wrong side of the rules. What he did is not even in violation of those same rules. Sure, it was not in the greatest of taste, but I changed the title name, and I am sure he won't do it again. No need to throw the book at him.

[Sailor Steve]

No need to throw the book at him.
One should never throw books. Books are precious.

Oh, you meant...:oops:

[Takeda Shingen]

One should never throw books. Books are precious.

Oh, you meant...:oops:

I didn't say it was going to be a good book. How about a Danielle Steel paperback?

[Sailor Steve]

You have some of those to throw?:o

[blackswan40]

re sorry i was out of town at the 10 gallon hat store but will it fit my 2pint head



Lt Commander Lare


you bad man you :D:O::D

[Takeda Shingen]

You have some of those to throw?:o

Are you saying that you don't? I mean, it's the holy trinity: Shakespeare, Dostoevky, Steel.

[java`s revenge]

It doestn`t surprise me if you get a temperary ban for this forum...


:spammm::spammm::spammm:

[janh]

Waaaaaah. This joke could be funny if it wasn't so unreal....

But wait, April 29th is coming soon, and with that the Q4 sales report!!

[Jimbuna]

You unspeakable #&*@F%^$***&!&() :spammm::spammm::spammm::spammm:

LMAO :rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

Are you saying that you don't? I mean, it's the holy trinity: Shakespeare, Dostoevky, Steel.
:rotfl2::rock:

[BigBANGtheory]

sorry i was out of town and i just got back april fools everyone but we can still hope


Lt Commander Lare

You realise that you have until midday on April 1st to make a joke, so by UK time of your post (given this is an international forum) that makes u a bit of a <insert your own word of choice here to avoid me breaking forum rules>.

[Jimbuna]

You realise that you have until midday on April 1st to make a joke, so by UK time of your post (given this is an international forum) that makes u a bit of a <insert your own word of choice here to avoid me breaking forum rules>.

Oh cut the guy some slack....it's not as if he's stolen the crown jewels :know:

[General Tso]

Right! And the monkeys will learn how to fly.

You mean monkeys don't know how to fly? I could of sworn that I saw a UbiSoft exec on a recent airline flight to France.

[tater]

Ban all jokes. Clearly the average reader is too stupid to know the difference.

Yeesh.

If people and mods are gonna get their panties in a bunch such that jokes need to be labeled, the offended people in question are sense of humor impaired. If there are indeed that many around, then by all means ban all jokes, otherwise, get a life.

FFS, the 3d post said it was a joke. Anyone bothered is a low-grade moron.

[Dutch]

Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic FAIL.:down::down::down::down::down::down::down::do wn::nope::nope::nope::nope:

I understand your wishes to get in on the festivities even though a day late but this wasn't the proper subject to lead into it with.

[Lt commander lare]

this was a joke everyone i never have done an april fools joke here since i have been a member and since im captain of my boat i dont have to think this joke over i post it thanks and have a wonderful easter here at subsim

lt commander lare

[Sailor Steve]

Oh cut the guy some slack....it's not as if he's stolen the crown jewels :know:
Speaking of which, Scotland Yard are seeking these men for questioning in the missing Crown Jewels case:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/SteveStuff/JasonJim.jpg

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

[Jimbuna]

Classic :rotfl2:

http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img265/5765/happyds9.gif

[tater]

Remember the similar reaction to the faked SH5 screenshots with powerups, etc.

That was funny as hell, but again, due to the stupidity of readers, needed to be labeled, "JOKE."

If you get bothered by posts like this, stop reading SS for a while, and start a humor regimen. I know many recommend Three Stooges movies as a good starting point. There are also quite a few humor sites on this internet thing that might get you started.

PS—lare, you sucked ME in to check the thread, too, but that's the idea of that kind of joke, good one!

[frau kaleun]

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

If they follow me home, can I keep them? Obviously the big one needs a thorough deworming but what about the little one? Has he had all his shots?

I need to know ASAP, the 2-for-1 spay'n'neuter special expires tomorrow.

[Jimbuna]

I'll just hang on to my meat and two veg if you don't mind :o

I've kinda got attached to it :)

[Sailor Steve]

If they follow me home, can I keep them?
Since they've already been kicked out of every decent nation on earth, I don't see why not.

I don't see why you would want them, either, but who am I to judge?

Has he had all his shots?
I plugged him two or three times by my count, but the little varmint just won't stay down.

[Jimbuna]

IIRC the little bugga was too busy leaving game discs with SH4 and GWX3.0 beta written on them lying around, hoping someone would come across them and make an astonished fuss :DL

[frau kaleun]

I'll just hang on to my meat and two veg if you don't mind :o

I've kinda got attached to it :)

Don't mess with the moneymaker, eh?

[Jimbuna]

Don't mess with the moneymaker, eh?

Not sure about that :hmmm:

These days I'd probably end up in debt :DL

[BigBANGtheory]

Speaking of which, Scotland Yard are seeking these men for questioning in the missing Crown Jewels case:

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

We have our own methods of dealing with such despicable villainy :rock:

http://thepeoplesmovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/basilrathbone-sherlock.jpg

[609_Avatar]

Speaking of which, Scotland Yard are seeking these men for questioning in the missing Crown Jewels case:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/SteveStuff/JasonJim.jpg

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

ROTFLMAO! :rotfl2: Truly classic Steve.

[Jimbuna]

The big one is muti talented and has even been known to balance three caps on his head whilst acting as if he were drunk.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2563/img0498g.jpg (http://img64.imageshack.us/i/img0498g.jpg/)

The little one is not yet fully house trained and had a habit of dropping his guts whilst frequenting public eating places....simply ask Chad, he'll confirm.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/83/p1000129s.jpg (http://img265.imageshack.us/i/p1000129s.jpg/)

The big one with the little one...and his father (little ones)

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/4969/p1000151.jpg (http://img381.imageshack.us/i/p1000151.jpg/)

[Sailor Steve]

You can't pin that rap on me, copper! I got my spay 'n' neuter clinic records.:D

No, wait!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

You can't pin that rap on me, copper! I got my spay 'n' neuter clinic records.:D

No, wait!:oops:


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