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pythos
04-01-10, 01:10 PM
Or chumps, you make the call

I mean come one. Look at that lousy excuse of chef, he uses ROUND pots, everyone knows pots are supposed to be octogon in shape. Plus he's the only one on the boat with a Goatee!!!

Speaking of round, the gauges in the control room? Who the hell thought those should be round? Hello? They wear square, with digital read outs.

And the lousy representation of the Type 7. You all know that the type 7 was propelled through the water with a caterpillar drive right? You'd have to be pretty stupid to think the Germans would use propellers (three bladed ones at that) to propel their boats through the water.

Where the hell are my phasers?

The g7e was the fastest torpedo of the war, any one knows that. It had a speed of 100 knots!! It is still in use today on Us boats. You know, the ones with the coal fired steam engines. Nuclear is so 1950s.

another thing the stupid devs kinda forgot is that segull poop is very corosive and will burn a hole in thick metal (but bounce off of thin metal)

I am sick of this miserable excuse of a game.

I am going back to super mario bros.

BigBANGtheory
04-01-10, 01:13 PM
..time to take that long over due vacation dude :doh:

Sailor Steve
04-01-10, 01:16 PM
It's still April 1, even if the text is no longer green.

Go Pythos!:rock:

Highbury
04-01-10, 01:19 PM
It's still April 1, even if the text is no longer green.

Go Pythos!:rock:

True true... but it is only good until noon.. that is 40 min on the west coast.. after that you better be in Hawaii if you are gonna post this stuff :)

Sailor Steve
04-01-10, 01:29 PM
Why noon? Where I'm at it's April 1 for another 11 hours.

frau kaleun
04-01-10, 02:25 PM
The g7e was the fastest torpedo of the war, any one knows that. It had a speed of 100 knots!!

Mine only goes to eleven. :wah:

Sailor Steve
04-01-10, 02:43 PM
"Only"?

Having one that "goes to eleven" is special. Even if it's done by hand.

Speaking of hands, that ones never been touched by human hands.

AVGWarhawk
04-01-10, 02:49 PM
http://www.farm-sound.de/These_go_to_Eleven.jpg

The Enigma
04-01-10, 03:12 PM
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Where the hell are my phasers?


I've written a Mod to reveal the build in phasers.
They forgot to add the key mapping (It is a very tricky key sequence)
Use Ctrl+Alt+Del and choose "Yes".
See the image how it shows up in the game...

http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/subsim/marsattack.jpg

johan_d
04-01-10, 03:17 PM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/s_f6ac75925f7d8874c1b92fd6d91bc599.jpg

frau kaleun
04-01-10, 03:20 PM
"Only"?

Having one that "goes to eleven" is special. Even if it's done by hand.

Speaking of hands, that ones never been touched by human hands.

I know, but it was either that or try to work in an "over 9000!!1!" joke and it's been a long day and MY BRAIN HURTS!

http://www.acephalous.net/brainspecialist.jpg

IanC
04-01-10, 03:32 PM
Why noon? Where I'm at it's April 1 for another 11 hours.

That's the second time I've read about 'no more jokes past noon', I think it's a European thing.

Sailor Steve
04-01-10, 03:34 PM
I know, but it was either that or try to work in an "over 9000!!1!" joke and it's been a long day and MY BRAIN HURTS!
Well, so far you're doing a lot better than I am with the witty posts.:sunny:

pythos
04-01-10, 03:36 PM
GREAT PIC of the Pythons!!!!!!

frau kaleun
04-01-10, 04:10 PM
Well, so far you're doing a lot better than I am with the witty posts.:sunny:

Well, thank you, but if my boss had any idea how I spent 90% of my time in the office today...

OTOH she's not even coming in tomorrow, so PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!

Jimbuna
04-01-10, 07:00 PM
Well, thank you, but if my boss had any idea how I spent 90% of my time in the office today...

OTOH she's not even coming in tomorrow, so PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!

I'll keep her busy at home :03:

frau kaleun
04-01-10, 07:24 PM
I'll keep her busy at home :03:

Looks like I installed that secret camera just in time.

Tune in tomorrow for the live feed, everybody!

Jimbuna
04-01-10, 08:44 PM
Looks like I installed that secret camera just in time.

Tune in tomorrow for the live feed, everybody!

Don't forget to bring a pillow and blanket :O: