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kiwi_2005
03-26-10, 10:33 PM
:har:


US police have charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.
State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.
The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3515513/Drunk-man-tries-to-revive-roadkill
capthelm
03-26-10, 11:25 PM
amazing what a recession can do to people.:o
HunterICX
03-27-10, 06:49 AM
That's something you won't see every day :huh:

HunterICX
Catfish
03-27-10, 07:50 AM
It's this bloody healthcare thing, all Obama's fault.
:yep:
Greetings,
Catfish
Jimbuna
03-27-10, 08:07 AM
Mr Wolfe may have mistaken the animal as being a pack member http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2391/bubblegum21.gif
Sailor Steve
03-27-10, 01:00 PM
It's this bloody healthcare thing, all Obama's fault.
:yep:
Greetings,
Catfish
Don't be ridiculous. That kind of thing is covered by HBO, not BHO.
Blood_splat
03-27-10, 01:07 PM
You MIGHT Be a Redneck If...

You tried to resuscitate a long dead opossum along a highway.
Jimbuna
03-27-10, 01:14 PM
I hear some animals can be made to look quite attractive :DL

http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pig-parade.jpg
capthelm
03-27-10, 01:28 PM
many will soon be hunting animals again for a food source. :wah:
Wolfehunter
03-28-10, 02:18 PM
:DSo that's why road kills look bloated... I know now... wow... :o:03:
CCIP
03-28-10, 03:46 PM
:DSo that's why road kills look bloated... I know now... wow... :o:03:

Wow, that hobo sure gets around :har:
Jimbuna
03-28-10, 04:10 PM
:DSo that's why road kills look bloated... I know now... wow... :o:03:

LMAO :rotfl2:
AVGWarhawk
03-28-10, 04:28 PM
You MIGHT Be a Redneck If...

You tried to resuscitate a long dead opossum along a highway.


:har:
nikimcbee
03-28-10, 05:11 PM
Don't laugh, Nat Geo did a show about eco-aussies that live off roadkill.:o
:haha:
So before you throw another srimp on that barby, you might want to ask where the shrimp came from.:haha:
Jimbuna
03-28-10, 06:47 PM
Don't laugh, Nat Geo did a show about eco-aussies that live off roadkill.:o
:haha:
So before you throw another srimp on that barby, you might want to ask where the shrimp came from.:haha:

Now....where be TarJak hiding? :hmmm::DL
Wolfehunter
03-28-10, 08:24 PM
:haha: I wonder how many bottles it took to make that kiss look good...:D

Every gulp and she looks prettier.. muhahahahahaa... I can save that cute furry thingi... mouth opens... Smack-a-licious :O:
Skybird
03-28-10, 11:59 PM
After all it was just resuscitating he was trying. Not to imagine if he would have tried something else. :D