Flight Humour

[Oberon]

Just stumbled across this, thought it worthy of a chuckle or two:

http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm

:salute:

[Oberon]

I think Hunter will like this one:

Lufhansa Pilot to co-pilot, forgetting that the frequency was open: "We used to come up the Thames, and turn over here for the docks...."
Voice on frequency: "ACHTUNG SPITFEUR"

[HunterICX]

:haha: hehehe, classic

HunterICX

[PeriscopeDepth]

http://www.skygod.com/quotes/flyingjokes.html

great site for aviation quotes in general!

PD

[Dowly]

http://www.skygod.com/quotes/flyingjokes.html

great site for aviation quotes in general!

PD

Haha, this always cracks me up! :haha:

We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

[Oberon]

:yeah: Brilliant site there!

"My definition of an optimist has to be the Luftwaffe F-104 pilot who gave up smoking!" :har::har::har:

[HunterICX]

When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace':
Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy.

:haha:

HunterICX