AI Uboat racing

[bigboywooly]

Prepare to be amazed :hmmm:
Take one ordinary uboat and place under AI control
Not a problem is it
Unless you try to leave Lorient :doh:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/MFM/error/AILorienr.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/MFM/error/AILorient1.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/MFM/error/AILorient2.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/MFM/error/AILorient3.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/MFM/error/AILorient4.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/MFM/error/AILorient5.jpg

Take the direct route :har:

Would have posted in the funny screenshot thread
Oh wait we dont have one for SH5
Dowly you slacker :stare:

[Fozzy22]

:har:

[janh]

Tree-top, this is U-47, requesting overflight permission...

[robbo180265]

:rotfl2:

[capthelm]

looks like this belongs in the bugs thread.

[Noren]

Best one in a looong time!

You cant argue with the tenacity of that kaleun!

Nooo, its not a bug, its just that no captain ever dared to try it!

*scramjets on extreme speed ahead*

[spike12]

:haha::haha::haha:Oh my gods!:har::har::har:

[HanSolo78]

hey bbw!

I also noticed that you have a remote control in your sub for the AI subs... but only if it is the exact same type.

BIIIIIG BUG for me!

[bigboywooly]

That wasnt the first uboat to do it
Did it previous patrol too so I was ready this time

And the funniest thing Hans
As he was rolling over the trees he went to electric engines :har:
As you know it comes thru on your boat just as if you had ordered it
Had to double take to make sure was till running diesels

Mind you he was moving at some kts before he hit land
Wonder if thats tied into the player boats too
If I go faster so do they :hmmm:

[coronas]

New secret ship in game? The Flying UBoat!
:har::har::har:

[java`s revenge]

:har::har::haha::haha::haha::har::har:

Is this the new il2fb ???? :har:

[java`s revenge]

UFO sighted......:har:

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2:

What did he do after he hit water again?

[bigboywooly]

He went into a death roll over and over then slowed and

Sank

:har:

Just as well he had no bridge crew

[JU_88]

"Cabin crew prepare for landing"
Good one BBW. :haha:

[John Channing]

That's why you never use Ludicrous Speed except in open water!

JCC

[Sgtmonkeynads]

Made me think of Free Willy :har::har:

[bigboywooly]

That's why you never use Ludicrous Speed except in open water!

JCC

Well I was only doing about 5 kts as trying negotiate Lorients harbour
He was off at a fair ole speed
Next patrol it did the same
And every time I leave Lorient have had a least one usually 2 sunk ship icons in blue on the map
Harbour scripting aint what it used to be

[Blood_splat]

Try to depth charge us from here beoootch!:har:

[Yorktown_Class]

Must be one of Germany's secret weapons,a flying submarine:har::har::har:

[janh]

As he was rolling over the trees he went to electric engines :har:


Screwed, he got confused with his afterburner... That is really a funny little bug. But I recall coastlines and harbor piers weren't AIs best friends in SHIII either...

[Jimbuna]

Should have been awarded a medal for finding the quickest route out of the harbour :DL

[Dowly]

Dowly you slacker :stare:

Says the blind man with hairy palms. :DL

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=163253

[Jimbuna]

Says the blind man with hairy palms. :DL

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=163253

LMAO :rotfl2:

Moose.

[609_Avatar]

New secret ship in game? The Flying UBoat!
:har::har::har:

Looks like someone just discovered the "compensation" gift Ubi mentioned... sorry, couldn't resist. :haha:

[jazman]

Looks like a library for Ubisoft's "Area 51" got substituted in accidentally.

[krupp_88mm]

hmm this makes me think anyone tried editing the speed boost modifier in the crew abilities file from 10% to 100000%:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Looks like someone just discovered the "compensation" gift Ubi mentioned... sorry, couldn't resist. :haha:

LOL :DL

[Mud]

Hehe great pics.

But at the same time very sad, it shows the bad state SHV is in :down:



Mud

[Subnuts]

Yeeeeehaaaahhhh!!! It's the redneck sub skipper, y'all! :ahoy:

[Fire_Spy]

Maybe thats what those "gear up" and "gear down" controls are for?:hmmm:

[karamazovnew]

Winston Churchill once wrote that, '... the only thing that ever really frightened me during the war was the Flying U-boat peril'.

Just imagine a squadron of subs launching off from a beach near Kiel and attacking the center of the British Isles. Escorts would be useless!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub1.jpg

Originally posted by Horrgakx in the SH3 humor thread.

[tennozan]

Now that was funny. What a hoot :rotfl2:

[molotof]

"U-563 to control tower, demand permition to take off.
_ Nice Fly U-563 make them cry !!"

2 hour later on English East Coast
"WTF ..., sorry captain, i am tired, i had see a shadows in the sky.
_ What it was, incoming aircraft ? Do you guess, that's a recon ?
_ Nope sir that was a U...
_ All man on deck !!! The convoy is under attack, ... by a giant missile, no that's a torpedo, no a flying submarine :o:o:o

And thas was how Germany use the first continental cruiser missile, euh U-Boat sorry.

[Gandalfi2005]

Lorient Tower this is U-96.
Request clearance for a low approach :yeah:
U-96 this is Lorient Tower. Negative. U-96 damned i've said negative .... no low approach. Damned Kaleuns do always what they want :salute:

[GDFTigerTank]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub1.jpg



-Chief, "Launch Decoys, Emergency Surface!"
-XO, "Come on "Big U"... Fly!"
-Overheard on the USS Benson, "We scared em out of the water!"

[Noren]

....speaking of negative buoyancy!

must be helium in those tanks

[tommyk]

Originally posted by Horrgakx in the SH3 humor thread.

"WE: We may have been detected, sir!"

hahaha, just great pic. love it! :up:

[Frederf]

Ok, which one of you jokers put helium in the main ballast tanks? Bernard... I'm looking at you.