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Henry Wood
03-11-10, 12:08 PM
And "best" is very subjective. I'm not really looking for definitive answers, more, just thoughts on prospective commanding officers:

Who would make the "best" Kaleun?

Would it be a man who could sit at a periscope (or Uzo!) and check and re-check every one of his own personal calculations then read out correct instructions to the firing party?

Would it be the man who can see what is laid out before him in his binoculars (or periscope) and then gives quick and correct orders based on his observations?

Would it be a man who could take one instant glimpse at a chart and the contents therein then reel off correct course, orders etc., depending on the situation?

OK, look, this is not a serious question at all, but I am a Kaleun who has mighty mental handicaps when it comes to calculating measurements and then the results from AOB, mast heights, target speeds and whatever else I have missed out mentioning.

From what I remember of most U-boot movies I have seen, the commander looks through the periscope then gives off readings to someone else who then gets the results computed and ready for a firing solution. I am very capable of doing this but fall down if expected to give the answers to the questions!

As a result I can no longer hold my head up high when I get all them medals they keep giving me. What shall I do?

frau kaleun
03-11-10, 12:23 PM
As a result I can no longer hold my head up high when I get all them medals they keep giving me. What shall I do?

Keep your mouth shut and polish your medals. And be really, REALLY nice to your crew. :O:

Henry Wood
03-11-10, 01:00 PM
Keep your mouth shut and polish your medals. And be really, REALLY nice to your crew. :O:

Oh Ja! even so! I not only have excess Brasso (captured from sinking Britisher) but also plenty extra Becks for my most efficient, wunderbar and sometimes most thirsty crew. Perhaps I will study trigonometry on my next leave.

Sailor Steve
03-11-10, 01:25 PM
The best kaleun is the one who does all of the above and acts like a father to his crew, in both love and discipline.

I let the WE do all the calculating for me. He's supernaturally perfect.:sunny:

Henry Wood
03-11-10, 02:00 PM
The best kaleun is the one who does all of the above and acts like a father to his crew, in both love and discipline.


I doubt if I shall get a better answer!

I let the WE do all the calculating for me. He's supernaturally perfect.:sunny:
Wow! I never, ever knew that long term guys like yourself relied on the WE for results. I always assumed that to be in the "top league" and a "top gun" you had to be a self calculator!

Your reply has made me so much happier and it also makes me feel a little more like a real Kaleun that I am not the only one to use this assistance.

frau kaleun
03-11-10, 03:15 PM
Rank has its privileges, i.e., somebody else has to do the math. :O:

Truly, though, every commander came up through the ranks just like his 1WO and 2WO are doing under his care and, at least early on, had no doubt spent plenty of time doing all the things that he would then rely on them to do once he was in top spot. So in theory he would have to have acquired those abilities AND considering that in combat anything can happen, including the loss of those you rely on, he'd have to retain proficiency in them.

The biggest thing I see is the multi-tasking aspect - the kaleun has to be aware of EVERYTHING. That he relies on others to provide him with necessary information and assistance is to be expected, he can't be everywhere doing everything. His biggest responsibility IMO is to know how to take that information and assistance and decide what needs to be done and when in any critical situation.

Jimbuna
03-11-10, 03:35 PM
In the end there can be only one :sunny:

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/2864/gwxcob2.jpg (http://img372.imageshack.us/i/gwxcob2.jpg/)

:O:

Sailor Steve
03-11-10, 03:35 PM
IYour reply has made me so much happier and it also makes me feel a little more like a real Kaleun that I am not the only one to use this assistance.
Glad I could help. The biggest problem is his perfection. It would be nice if his projections were off, and got better with repeated sightings, just as they do if you do it yourself.

Me, I'm just terrible at anything beyond basic math. So it's funny that my daughter teaches High-School level math, and is working on higher degrees.

Paul Riley
03-11-10, 03:39 PM
For me a good commander is one that chooses the battle on HIS terms and chooses the best course of action for different scenarios,and who never retreats,being constantly aggressive and persistent,harrassing the enemy until they either tire or are destroyed.Another useful trait is a commander that is able to think on his feet and adapt to changing circumstances and is able to adopt new tactics to deal with that.
In a nutshell - initiative,spacial awareness,aggression,persistence,adaptability :arrgh!:

Paul Riley
03-11-10, 03:41 PM
In the end there can be only one :sunny:

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/2864/gwxcob2.jpg (http://img372.imageshack.us/i/gwxcob2.jpg/)

:O:

Love it mate :rock:

Sailor Steve
03-11-10, 03:42 PM
That's Torplexed at his best.




But then, he's always at his best.:rock:

Jimbuna
03-11-10, 03:49 PM
Love it mate :rock:

Cheers :up:

That's Torplexed at his best.

But then, he's always at his best.:rock:

Rgr that http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

Hitman
03-11-10, 04:15 PM
The best commander is the one who sinks more tonnage and brings his crew back home alive. Period.:shucks: Do it by torpedo, gun, dynamite, ramming, or any treacherous mean, no matter how dirty, but sink 'em all and get back home alive :arrgh!:

maillemaker
03-11-10, 04:21 PM
speaking of cartoons, who has Penelope Gray's caricature? I saw it in the GWX tribute movie.

Steve

Sailor Steve
03-11-10, 04:47 PM
I have a copy, but my PC is in storage at the moment. You'll have to wait, unless someone else can put it up.

Jimbuna
03-11-10, 04:51 PM
speaking of cartoons, who has Penelope Gray's caricature? I saw it in the GWX tribute movie.

Steve

Are you after the one of him that Torplexed created?

Sailor Steve
03-11-10, 05:04 PM
Are you after the one of him that Torplexed created?
"Him"?:rotfl2:

Jimbuna
03-11-10, 05:06 PM
"Him"?:rotfl2:

Well?


http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/female_shift.gif

Sailor Steve
03-11-10, 05:27 PM
http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/female_shift.gif
They don't have girl wolves where you come from?

Jimbuna
03-11-10, 05:30 PM
They don't have girl wolves where you come from?

Of course...perhaps this is a better choice http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wolfinsheepsclothing.gif

:03:

Sailor Steve
03-11-10, 05:46 PM
So you're saying PG is actually...?

:o

Madox58
03-11-10, 05:54 PM
Do you smell the coffee brewing in the morning Steve?
Do birds fly?
Does Government Cheese taste like plastic?
:har:

Sailor Steve
03-11-10, 06:02 PM
Hey, look who's alive and well!

How ya doin', you old reprobate?:sunny:

Paul Riley
03-11-10, 06:49 PM
Of course...perhaps this is a better choice http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wolfinsheepsclothing.gif

:03:

LMAO :har:

Madox58
03-11-10, 07:11 PM
Hey, look who's alive and well!

How ya doin', you old reprobate?:sunny:

Oh now you go and call me names?
:hmmm:

:haha:
Doing much better now My Friend!
:up:

Hope to see you again in September.
(Not that it was a treat the last time!)
LOL!!

Jimbuna
03-11-10, 07:36 PM
So you're saying PG is actually...?

:o

I'm saying nothing my friend but perhaps I've said too much already.

Jeff is always good for an 'enquiry' http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

Madox58
03-11-10, 07:57 PM
Just grab a hammer and smack your thumb as hard as you can.
Does it hurt?
:06:

What more do you want to know?
:har:

TarJak
03-11-10, 09:39 PM
This thread is making my sides ache.:har:

U-46 Commander
03-11-10, 10:25 PM
The one and the only of all great submarine captains is Johann Sebastian Balz.
:yeah:

Jimbuna
03-12-10, 09:56 AM
This thread is making my sides ache.:har:

Slacken the corset off a little then :smug:

Kpt. Lehmann
03-12-10, 11:05 AM
Now now me GreyWolves. Go easy on the poor sods who wake up "confused" every morning as to "what shall I wear... high heels or boots..."

(NO I am not speaking about myself... quit thinking it... ya reprehensible delinquents! :stare:)

:|\\

TarJak
03-12-10, 09:08 PM
Now now me GreyWolves. Go easy on the poor sods who wake up "confused" every morning as to "what shall I wear... high heels or boots..."

(NO I am not speaking about myself... quit thinking it... ya reprehensible delinquents! :stare:)

:|\\
You didn't look confused when we met in Houston.

http://www.splendicity.com/files/415/2008/05/drag-queen.jpg
:D

krashkart
03-12-10, 09:26 PM
You didn't look confused when we met in Houston.

http://www.splendicity.com/files/415/2008/05/drag-queen.jpg
:D

Hey that's.... my uncle... :o

Madox58
03-12-10, 09:33 PM
He is only confused wen you close a Glass Door!
:har:

I'd dig out the picture but I'm laughing to hard!!

:haha::har::haha:

Paul Riley
03-13-10, 05:53 AM
You didn't look confused when we met in Houston.

http://www.splendicity.com/files/415/2008/05/drag-queen.jpg
:D

wow,what a woman :o:har:

Brag
03-13-10, 11:29 AM
The best Kaleun is: BALZ!
If in doubt Just ask him. :D

krashkart
03-13-10, 02:39 PM
And "best" is very subjective. I'm not really looking for definitive answers, more, just thoughts on prospective commanding officers:

Who would make the "best" Kaleun?

Would it be a man who could sit at a periscope (or Uzo!) and check and re-check every one of his own personal calculations then read out correct instructions to the firing party?

Would it be the man who can see what is laid out before him in his binoculars (or periscope) and then gives quick and correct orders based on his observations?

Would it be a man who could take one instant glimpse at a chart and the contents therein then reel off correct course, orders etc., depending on the situation?

OK, look, this is not a serious question at all, but I am a Kaleun who has mighty mental handicaps when it comes to calculating measurements and then the results from AOB, mast heights, target speeds and whatever else I have missed out mentioning.

From what I remember of most U-boot movies I have seen, the commander looks through the periscope then gives off readings to someone else who then gets the results computed and ready for a firing solution. I am very capable of doing this but fall down if expected to give the answers to the questions!

As a result I can no longer hold my head up high when I get all them medals they keep giving me. What shall I do?

:hmmm:

I think the best Kaleun is one who puts forth their best efforts, regardless of their inherent shortcomings. The medals are a potential byproduct of those efforts... so whens yer gits 'em, polish them and wear 'em with pride. :up:

Jimbuna
03-13-10, 04:31 PM
http://www.splendicity.com/files/415/2008/05/drag-queen.jpg


MOM!! http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231/1076/shockedvi8.gif

KL-alfman
03-13-10, 08:21 PM
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