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nikimcbee
03-09-10, 01:17 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-technical-support-cat.jpg

Hi, Dis iz Snugglez. Subsim'z servers will be down for scheduled maintinance while we clean out the ferret fur, buna spam, doggy treatz, and dried vegimite out ofNeal'z server cpu fanz.
No itz not true, dat Neal iz upgrading his serverz from commiedore 64 some sum tandyz 4800 with 1200baud internetz. He haz fastest internetz in hustonz metro area, atleast 4800 baud phone-jack internetz.

If you are kalling about forum trollz, please hang up and call animal control as seen on animal planet.

If you are calling Neal about the pre-orderz of SH6, pleaz call back later.
krashkart
03-09-10, 01:26 AM
Hi Snuggles.

The server ate my three bean salad. May I have it back, please?
Reece
03-09-10, 01:31 AM
Hi Snuggles, do you know who attacked the UBI servers today? Did you have a paw in it somewhere?:hmmm:
nikimcbee
03-09-10, 01:36 AM
Hi Snuggles.

The server ate my three bean salad. May I have it back, please?

Okay, sorry, snugglz wuz digging in fridge and found it. I can returnz it in about 8 hourz, but I needz to pick out da kitty litter.
krashkart
03-09-10, 01:40 AM
Okay, sorry, snugglz wuz digging in fridge and found it. I can returnz it in about 8 hourz, but I needz to pick out da kitty litter.

Oh... uh... thank you, Snuggles. I guess the server can keep my coffee. :o
nikimcbee
03-09-10, 01:52 AM
Hi Snuggles, do you know who attacked the UBI servers today? Did you have a paw in it somewhere?:hmmm:

No, dat wuz snugglz tail, I got itz caught in da cd-romz again.

It wuz not da alkaiduhz or the taleban attacking serverz today, dat iz just unbeliver rumo(u)r. Here, is a Subsim HR training video clips on how da servers work and server attacx:

http://a.images.blip.tv/Hak5darren-RollYourOwnVMwareESXiServerAndMoreHak5256.jpg
Bob: I have server attaks at my favoritz internetz sitez: Why is this happen?

Jane, Yes, I am not able to log onto the face books.

Guy in blue: That chick has nice boobz.

Now, is it harrasment for the guy in blue to stare at the merchendise?:hmmm:


http://www.pc1news.com/articles-img/small/How_a_pharming_attack_works..png

Dis iz one of wayz subsims server haz problemz

http://www.heritageflight.org/images/Aircraft%20Photos/A_10_burning_tank.jpg

Dey attacks subsims (in this case tanksims).

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/meltdown2.jpg

Actuall picture for Neal's server (10 min ago from capt. amerika webcam guy took pix)
Neal is okay.
nikimcbee
03-09-10, 01:55 AM
Oh... uh... thank you, Snuggles. I guess the server can keep my coffee. :o

Oh, dat is a common problem, dat is not a cup holder, but you put the cd in dat. and den you clozez it.
Reece
03-09-10, 02:02 AM
Hi again Snuggles, thank you for responding quickly, I must add that I like Jane's boobs too!!:oops::yep:
PS. Back off Dowly I saw them first!!:03:
TarJak
03-09-10, 06:27 AM
G'day snuglz Can you explain how Ubisoft's OSP DRM scheme works and explain the coincidence that when Neal is doing a server upgrade the Ubisoft Servers go offline and all of a sudden when the upgrade is finished Ubi's sh!t works again????:06: Ooowww! I got a question mark in my eye.
Jimbuna
03-10-10, 08:32 AM
Keep up the good work Snuglz

http://www.ivygateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/computer-cat-3.jpg
nikimcbee
03-10-10, 11:04 AM
(meanwhile, back in Neal's Garage)....

ring...
Hi, dis iz snugglz-
caller: OMG subsimz iz down!
Snugglz: hold please.

ring...
Snugglz: Hi, dis iz...
Caller #2: OMG OMG OMG, subsimz is down.
hold please...


10 minutes later and 537 calls...

ring...
Snugglz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqzRlBj0YKI

Note from subsim managment: Snugglz is currently on paid holiday to recover from the subsim server change over.
Reece
03-10-10, 06:58 PM
Poor Snugglz, can't blame him, I hope he gets well soon, is he seeing a shrink?:hmmm:
TarJak
03-10-10, 08:45 PM
No he's about the right size now.:woot::D
Reece
03-10-10, 08:57 PM
No he's about the right size now.:woot::DHar! Har! it is to laugh!!:88)
TarJak
03-10-10, 09:09 PM
Har! Har! it is to laugh!!:88)
OK :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
frau kaleun
03-10-10, 10:23 PM
No he's about the right size now.:woot::D

http://jeffpicard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rim-shot-johnny-utah.thumbnail.jpg

You earned it. :D