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I know that you all where waiting on 2012 , well it came and it went. It started Feb 18 2003 as Comet NEAT aka Nibiru aka Planet X aka the Destroyer. as seen by SOHO #1 2 Here it is leavin ,seen from Norway on Dec 9 2009 also search norway spiral pics their all over the webhttp://www.windows.ucar.edu/headline_universe/images/comet_neat_feb_2003_sm.jpg (http://www.windows.ucar.edu/tour/link=/headline_universe/images/comet_neat_feb_2003_big_jpg_image.html) http://mayans%20can't%20count/http://my%20pictures/http://my%20pictures/http://www.luisprada.com/Protected/IMAGES/andy_loyd_nibiru_path.jpgNibiru, Hercolubus, Planet X, 12th Planet, Wormwood
Graphic by Andy Loyd
In time of ancient Greece certain colonists had
http://www.spellconsulting.com/reality/images2/Jorgensen1sm.jpg (http://www.spellconsulting.com/reality/images2/Jorgensen1.jpg)http://www.spellconsulting.com/reality/images2/Jorgensen2sm.jpg (http://www.spellconsulting.com/reality/images2/Jorgensen2.jpg)http://www.spellconsulting.com/reality/images2/Jorgensen3sm.jpg (http://www.spellconsulting.com/reality/images2/Jorgensen3.jpg) look at youtube. I lived 20 miles from the spacecenter for 20 years and never seen a rocket do that.....what's the big round thingyyyy. Oh yea this put's a real kink in that new world order crap,, all those secret bunkers went too waste. Almost forgot, they claim that this thing was twice the size of jupiter. Well 2 months ago I was trying to figure out what yellowstone was doing and thought that there was some sort of gravitational forces at play and stumbled on to this, this might have play on quakes .climate, and the sun. Check out my thread S O S surfs up at Yellowstone in this forum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBav72i7I3s
Nonsense, 2012 is when the great lord Cthulu shall reawaken and claim our souls for himself.
By the way, I looked on youtube, I found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSduUrpr62c
Stealth Hunter
03-08-10, 07:15 PM
Actually, the Mayan calendar says nothing about the end of the world. This myth has become hugely popular amongst people for some reason. Who started it, I don't know. But I'd like to kill them with a baseball bat if I had the chance.
Anyway, the Mayans simply stated, and I quote, that there would be a "great change" in the world. That's all. Nothing about it ending, nothing about aliens or any of that bullsh**, just a "great change". What the change was they were referring to we can speculate on. I doubt it anything more than just mere mythological prophecy amongst their culture.
Uh, wasn't the event over Norway in December confirmed as a failed Russian rocket launch (presumably an SLBM test, at that)? :hmmm:
Stealth Hunter
03-08-10, 07:27 PM
Uh, wasn't the event over Norway in December confirmed as a failed Russian rocket launch (presumably an SLBM test, at that)? :hmmm:
Yes, yes it was.
Sailor Steve
03-08-10, 07:28 PM
Well, that's what they're saying, anyway...
Well, whatever they did to that rocket, they need to build more of them. It looks incredibly cool and makes for a great psychological weapon (i.e. induces mass panic on the internet) :D
Tribesman
03-08-10, 07:57 PM
It started Feb 18 2003 as Comet NEAT aka Nibiru aka Planet X aka the Destroyer.
Nibiru and planet X????
thats the crap from that loony in wisconsin who said that it was all going to end on 27th march in 2003, nice to see they changed the date.
the monster in the sky was going to stop the earth spinning move the pole and shatter the crust leading to the end of civilisation 7 years ago.
How on earth do people actually swallow this rubbish?
they sure spent alot of your tax dollars to track this thing even put a teliscope at the southpole I wonder how much that cost . Not to mention how much was spent on those secret bunkers they have ,where they were going too tell you about this thing right before it hit, that would be after they had their steak and lobster of course.. How do you like payin for something that you were never going to get to use, I like to see how they going to cover this up.
they sure spent alot of your tax dollars to track this thing even put a teliscope at the southpole I wonder how much that cost .
I doubt the Irish Government spent a brass razoo on it mate.:O: I know the Australian Govt. spent zilch.
Tribesman
03-08-10, 08:22 PM
they sure spent alot of your tax dollars to track this thing even put a teliscope at the southpole I wonder how much that cost .
Bloody hell:har::har::har::har::har::har:
I doubt the Irish Government spent a brass razoo on it mate.
The Irish government spent a packet.
A gypsy fortune teller told them exactly where the killer comet would strike, the worlds leading pseudoscientists came up with a solution ...the millenium spire.
by placing the spire at the center of impact it will catch the comet on its spike before it hits the earths surface and will thus avert a liffeyside catastrophe.
Bloody hell:har::har::har::har::har::har:
From Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pole_Telescope): The primary science goal for SPT is to conduct a survey to find several thousand clusters of galaxies, which should allow interesting constraints on the Dark Energy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Energy) equation of state. These guys aren't even looking for objects close enough to cause any bother to Earth.
Would be good if you are going to post about science that you do some research first.
I know the real truth about 2012 and believe me, when I say I DO.
Let me first tell you, that this Niburu/planet X it's not a comet.
This Niburu is a Borg cube, it have been on it's way from the delta region.
This Borgcube is so huge, it will have influent on the earth.
It will be earthquake and so on. Those unlucky people, who would survive this mayhem, will be assimilated.
After that the Borg Cube will return to it's homebase and the human race will be no more.
So now you know the truth
Markus
Tribesman
03-08-10, 08:45 PM
These guys aren't even looking for objects close enough to cause any bother to Earth.
No thats just an evil government coverup, they give out the spiel about long nights and good atmospheric conditions but the reality is that they placed this secret telescopes down on the south pole to keep it secret or the population of the planet will go mad with panic at the impending doom. and once the population starts panicing the politicians who set up the secret project will start worrying about their chances of re-election after the world ends.
No thats just an evil government coverup, they give out the spiel about long nights and good atmospheric conditions but the reality is that they placed this secret telescopes down on the south pole to keep it secret or the population of the planet will go mad with panic at the impending doom. and once the population starts panicing the politicians who set up the secret project will start worrying about their chances of re-election after the world ends.
http://www.123cursors.com/freecursors/9260.gifOf course! How silly of me to swallow the lies from the establishment!
frau kaleun
03-08-10, 10:14 PM
Actually, the Mayan calendar says nothing about the end of the world. This myth has become hugely popular amongst people for some reason. Who started it, I don't know. But I'd like to kill them with a baseball bat if I had the chance.
Well then, that would be the end of the world. For somebody. :O:
Stealth Hunter
03-09-10, 12:10 AM
Well then, that would be the end of the world. For somebody. :O:
Lol, touche.
Randomizer
03-09-10, 12:11 AM
Probably wreck a perfectly good bat too...
Tribesman
03-09-10, 03:54 AM
Of course! How silly of me to swallow the lies from the establishment!
Yes, the australian government has been very sneaky with this, they funded secret telescopes with a stealth tax on vegemite and four'n twenties.
It has paid off though.
The real threat has been identified as not being comet NEAT but rather Comet Hale Bopp aka big bopper aka be bop a lula.
Scientists have been in secret discussion with the beings who are guiding these celestial objects with the intent on destroying earths civilisation in an attempt to get them to stop their nefarious scheme.
They have traced the source of these transmissions using the secret array inside mount fuji(which was funded by a stealth tax on anti-whaling protesters). the source has been determined as what is known as the seventh planet in this system. Which means this proponents of this theory could be refered to as talking out of Uranus
krashkart
03-09-10, 04:54 AM
Am I the only one that still lives, eats, breathes and sneezes Nostradamus?? :o
I feel so... obsolete. And alone in the world. :wah:
For more pointless commentary, visit my Facebook page at blah blah dot *ack*
Tribesman
03-09-10, 05:32 AM
Am I the only one that still lives, eats, breathes and sneezes Nostradamus??
Nostradamus ate my hamster:up:
I know the real truth about 2012 and believe me, when I say I DO.
Let me first tell you, that this Niburu/planet X it's not a comet.
This Niburu is a Borg cube, it have been on it's way from the delta region.
This Borgcube is so huge, it will have influent on the earth.
It will be earthquake and so on. Those unlucky people, who would survive this mayhem, will be assimilated.
After that the Borg Cube will return to it's homebase and the human race will be no more.
So now you know the truth
Markus
Borg?
Sounds Swedish...
;)
frau kaleun
03-09-10, 10:26 AM
Borg?
Sounds Swedish...
;)
I got a really cute Borg Cube at Ikea last weekend. Still haven't put it together, but it's gonna look fantastic next to the futon in the den.
I got a really cute Borg Cube at Ikea last weekend. Still haven't put it together, but it's gonna look fantastic next to the futon in the den.
Just make sure that the tertiary adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One isn't missing, I hate it when that happens.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/4/128833556234717429.jpg
Am I the only one that still lives, eats, breathes and sneezes Nostradamus?? :o
I feel so... obsolete. And alone in the world. :wah:
For more pointless commentary, visit my Facebook page at blah blah dot *ack*
I don't know about eating and sneezing, but Nostradamus sounds like it would make one hell of a drink. :()1:
antikristuseke
03-09-10, 11:54 AM
I bring you proof that 2012 is statnic and evil and nephilim and nibiru and....oh just see for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUTXXUIA0k
Borg?
Sounds Swedish...
;)
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/1d/BjornBorg.jpg
Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile!
Tribesman
03-10-10, 02:49 AM
I bring you proof that 2012 is statnic and evil and nephilim and nibiru and....oh just see for yourself.
But look at this one he did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lfWxOdl9-0&feature=related
That can fit this topic or the global warming one or the one on creationism
antikristuseke
03-10-10, 03:20 AM
my brain is bleeding
Ships-R-Us
03-10-10, 03:29 AM
I bring you proof that 2012 is statnic and evil and nephilim and nibiru and....oh just see for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUTXXUIA0k
I watched your video but the author has no credibility.
antikristuseke
03-10-10, 03:45 AM
You don't say...
krashkart
03-10-10, 04:03 AM
He seems to be quite artistic. :D
antikristuseke
03-10-10, 04:05 AM
Bat**** insane would be the terms id use.
krashkart
03-10-10, 04:06 AM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
That too.
Nibiru and planet X????
thats the crap from that loony in wisconsin who said that it was all going to end on 27th march in 2003, nice to see they changed the date.
the monster in the sky was going to stop the earth spinning move the pole and shatter the crust leading to the end of civilisation 7 years ago.
How on earth do people actually swallow this rubbish?
It's me, I'm the loony in Wisconsin. :rotfl2:
Yes I'm inssssssaaaannnnee in the mmmmeeeeeeemmmmbbbbrrraaaaiiiinnn I faked all of this stuff in my basement had the whole world thinkin it was going to end 2012 fooled ya ,forecast for 2012 sunbeams and lolliepops HHHaaaa HHHaaaaaaa HHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anybody need a slightly used earthqauke machine you ll have too move it, had a bitch of a time getting it my basement.
kiwi_2005
03-10-10, 09:37 AM
Actually, the Mayan calendar says nothing about the end of the world. This myth has become hugely popular amongst people for some reason. Who started it, I don't know. But I'd like to kill them with a baseball bat if I had the chance.
Anyway, the Mayans simply stated, and I quote, that there would be a "great change" in the world. That's all. Nothing about it ending, nothing about aliens or any of that bullsh**, just a "great change". What the change was they were referring to we can speculate on. I doubt it anything more than just mere mythological prophecy amongst their culture.
From what ive read since i first heard about it, the change meant a change of seasons for their harvesting, just like a gardener changes his patch every few yrs or so to avoid diseases except this 2012 to the mayans is one major change - the big one so to speak. Come 2012 they grow their crop facing east instead of west type of thing. No end of the world.
From what ive read since i first heard about it, the change meant a change of seasons for their harvesting, just like a gardener changes his patch every few yrs or so to avoid diseases except this 2012 to the mayans is one major change - the big one so to speak. Come 2012 they grow their crop facing east instead of west type of thing. No end of the world.
How do you grow crops facing a direction? :hmmm:
So whats black and blue and is flying like a bat out of hell through our solar system?????? sure isn t a frog in a blender or a tot sittin in the corner munchin on razor blades. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoJGv3VEh_8
Tribesman
03-10-10, 04:08 PM
Neptune?
Only if he is carrying a trident and flying with two dolphins.
So whats black and blue and is flying like a bat out of hell through our solar system??????
Neptunes battered wife who complained once too often about him shagging all them godesses
Yes I'm inssssssaaaannnnee in the mmmmeeeeeeemmmmbbbbrrraaaaiiiinnn I faked all of this stuff in my basement had the whole world thinkin it was going to end 2012 fooled ya ,forecast for 2012 sunbeams and lolliepops HHHaaaa HHHaaaaaaa HHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anybody need a slightly used earthqauke machine you ll have too move it, had a bitch of a time getting it my basement.
So whats black and blue and is flying like a bat out of hell through our solar system?????? sure isn t a frog in a blender or a tot sittin in the corner munchin on razor blades. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoJGv3VEh_8
Seriously mate, the meds only work if you take them out of the bottle, put them in your mouth an swallow them.:woot:
If I wasn't on drugs, that I should be.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBav72i7I3snow you tell me , I thought you downed the whole thing gggeeewwwsss rotten party poopers.
krashkart
03-10-10, 09:43 PM
If I wasn't on drugs, that I should be.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBav72i7I3s
:rock: :()1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uATGQ5300bc&feature=related
when I'm really messed up.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU
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