You are SH addicted when...

[Kretschmer the IV]

you are shouting "Zweihundert Liter lenzeeeen" while blowing someone's nose :88)

[oscar19681]

you are shouting "Zweihundert Liter lenzeeeen" while blowing someone's nose :88)

When you are shouting ALLLLAAARRMMM , FLUGZEUG GESICHTED!!!. When there is commeracial aircraft flying overhead.

[Kaleun_Endrass]

When you shout "Alle Mann voraus" when you board the subway...

When you shout "FLUUUTEN" each time you take a shower.

[oscar19681]

When you shout "Alle Mann voraus" when you board the subway...

When you shout "FLUUUTEN" each time you take a shower.

And when you say "entluftung schliessen" when you turn off the shower.

[Kretschmer the IV]

When you shout to your wife in the bathroom: "chance auf rot?" :haha:

[oscar19681]

When you shout to your wife in the bathroom: "chance auf rot?" :haha:

Or when there is a storm and you tell you Girlfriend. Tauchen , tauchen das u-boot!

[Feuer Frei!]

When you don't give a rat's about the graphics....
http://www.all-freeware.com/images/full/47571-688_attack_sub_games___entertainment_simulation.pn g
just care about the "immersion factor".

Or, when you take it upon yourself to "live the Silent Hunter dream" and build your own "rig"......
http://www.irintech.com/x1/images/jean/pensioner_build_subs.jpg

Or,
when you go to your local lake and watch the following:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DUwbnPpgTWI/SmBoviZa33I/AAAAAAAABEc/XAEWH3jS2TE/s400/submarine_races.jpg

Or, when you have propaganda posters like this plastered all over your house:

http://www.sid-hill.com/top/look2/engines.jpg

:salute: :up:

[Kretschmer the IV]

Nice posts!

One more to go:


you are addicted when...

you already made an empty folder in your game installation path called "Silent Hunter 5" :88)

[oscar19681]

Nice posts!

One more to go:


you are addicted when...

you already made an empty folder in your game installation path called "Silent Hunter 5" :88)

you are addicted when...

You call your employer and say. I cannot come to work . Employer : uhm why are sick? You: No i will be at see for at least three months and maybe you will never see me again.

[Feuer Frei!]

when you dream about swimming with one:
http://www.amuseline.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/got_a_bite.jpg

Or, you have at LEAST 2 of these to play with in your "bath time" :
http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/1107/iranssubImage1.jpg

Or, when your amateur "project" is about to be "launched" :
http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/home-made-submarine.jpg

Or, you are a tea drinker, and you have one of these "babies" (a sub tea bag) :

http://gadgetsin.com/uploads/2010/01/yellow_submarine_tea_bag_2.jpg

:rock:

[Sailor Steve]

When you've seen a dozen of these threads...


And you still think they're cool!:rock:

[Factor]

When u wake up face down on your keyboard in the morning with about 13 beer bottle around you. And wonder what your patrol was like the night before.:woot:

[Feuer Frei!]

about 13 beer bottle around you.

Only 13?????? ;)

[FIREWALL]

http://gadgetsin.com/uploads/2010/01/yellow_submarine_tea_bag_2.jpg Umm Tea you say huh ?:haha:

[Matyas]

...when your girlfriend sneaks up on you and suddenly shouts at you "shiff gezishten" (i.e. how she hears/interprets "schiff gesichtet" from the other room) while you are playing sh3 in the living room. And she does this to hint at "I am fed up hearing these German shouting for hours, I want to sleep at last!". :DL

[Boyarpunk]

When you make SUBSIM.com your home page.

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Ok, not exactly funny...but it's true!! :up: I love this site. :D

[utops]

Making asdic pings instead huming some radio songs

[Iron Budokan]

When you're reluctant to eat a corn flake out of your cereal bowl because it's in the shape of a U-boat.

[Sailor Steve]

When you don't give a rat's about the graphics....just care about the "immersion factor".
But then you would no longer be an 'SH addict' - you would still be an 'AOD addict'.

[oscar19681]

You are adicted to sh-5 when you turn the steer of your car to left or right look at the passenger next to you and whisper. "Zerstörer lage 1-9-0. Mitlere entfernung"

[brett25]

Or, you are a tea drinker, and you have one of these "babies" (a sub tea bag) :I really must get one of these! lol

http://gadgetsin.com/uploads/2010/01/yellow_submarine_tea_bag_2.jpg

[IanC]

I really must get one of these! lol

Here it is in action brett25. Man, that is one sweet lookin submarine tea thingy!

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9176/yellowsubmarineteabag1.jpg

[frau kaleun]

That makes me want to listen to the Beatles.

Like you need an excuse for that... :D

[longam]

That makes me want to listen to the Beatles.

Like you need an excuse for that... :D

Trying to think of the song, hmmmmm

[IanC]

Trying to think of the song, hmmmmm

Walrus something..

[cappy70]

submarine.

Your'e and SH addict when you have 2 -3 copies of each game......:salute::shucks::salute: