Kiel

[ReFaN]

Ignore this, i was stupid and i confirmed it myself :yeah:

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, no! You don't get off that easily!

What about Kiel, and why should I ignore this?:stare:

[krashkart]

Yeah, good question. What about Kiel anyway? :hmmm:

[Lionclaw]

I tried to ignore it but I failed tremendously. :O:

What about Kiel? Well it's a German city located in Germany, there were u-boats there during the war... Well, they weren't there, in the city. They were doing more usefull things like patrolling the seas looking for things to shoot at. :O: :DL

Sorry for my lame attempt at humour. :doh:

[Highbury]

There are still U-Boats there, but they don't go out looking to shoot things anymore...

I think... :ahoy:

[ReFaN]

I was puzzled, that i took 13 hours from Gothenburg Sweden to Kiel in germany, but i confirmed it nearly at the same time as i posted this, wanted to know cause im planning to go there, never been in a Real Uboat yet :salute:

[Sailor Steve]

ISorry for my lame attempt at humour. :doh:
I didn't think it was lame at all.:yeah:

[Randomizer]

The OP cannot go un-sanctioned. I vote for Kiel hauling.

[krashkart]

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

Silence! I kiel you!:stare:

[krashkart]

Note to self: Add kielbasa and sauerkraut to the grocery list.... and don't forget the caraway

[CaptainHaplo]

With a broken Kiel, a ship has little chance of survival.

[krashkart]

We laid the Kiel in September, and she was good!

[frau kaleun]

We laid the Kiel in September, and she was good!

And I bet in October it'll Berne when you pee.

[krashkart]

Oh snap! LMAO Stop you are Kiel-ing me! :rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Randomizer]

Being in the services often means being deployed when the little one's decide to pop out of the hatch.

A learned from a sailor that the guy has to be there to lay the Kiel but does not have to be there for the launching.

I also learned never to say that to a pregnant woman...

[frau kaleun]

I also learned never to say that to a pregnant woman...


Wise man.

Reminds me of a story some comedian told on the radio a while back. His wife was six months pregnant and he was taking some time off of his usual road schedule to help out with more things at home.

One day he spent several hours doing chores outside the house and running errands. Every time he came through the living room his wife was lying on the couch napping. This went on all day. When he came in late in the afternoon with the dinner he'd picked up somewhere and she was STILL lying on the couch napping, he got a little irritated.

Trying but failing to keep the peevishness out of his voice, he started running down the list of all the things he'd accomplished that day - cutting the grass, sweeping out the garage, getting the oil changed on the cars, et cetera, et cetera. "And," he added, "I also picked up some dinner while I was out. What did you do today?"

"I made your son a kidney," his wife answered.

So he shut up and set the table.

[krashkart]

Ayuh, nothin' more needed saying. :)

[FIREWALL]

Wheeew. I'm a little out of breath.

After reading frau kaleuns post, I ran into the livingroom and looked my wife straight in the eye and yelled...

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING ANY NAPPING !!!

Boy did she give me a funny look. :o

[frau kaleun]

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING ANY NAPPING !!!

Boy did she give me a funny look. :o

Mensch, if she has to be napping for you to make a baby, you've got bigger problems than I thought!

:O:

[krashkart]

Remind me not to piss you off, frau. :haha:

[frau kaleun]

Remind me not to piss you off, frau. :haha:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=144&pictureid=1300

[krashkart]

Loved that movie.

[frau kaleun]

Yep, my pick of all the Indy movies. Not least because having Sean Connery play his father was a stroke of genius.

Altho the first one does have a uboat in it...

[krashkart]

Kind of a toss-up there... "Raiders" also had a jury-rigged German plane. :hmmm:

But then, the third also had the scene where Indy jammed a stick into the spokes of the other motorcycle... :hmmm:

I dunno, I'm off to the Channel. :)

[frau kaleun]

True, but I'm a sucker for Holy Grail and Knights Templar stuff.

As long as it's not the second one. I'm sure she's probably a lovely person IRL, but I don't know that I've ever wanted to b-slap anyone as much as Kate Capshaw in that movie. Even Shortround was less annoying.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Based upon my observation of this thread, I hope that no one ever makes a thread called "Brest". :DL

[frau kaleun]

Based upon my observation of this thread, I hope that no one ever makes a thread called "Brest". :DL

Nah, hardly worth the effort. It would just go bust after a few posts.

[Randomizer]

Have to disagree. There are enough boobs around here to keep it alive for a while.

[TarJak]

At the risk of making this thread go tits up:

I used to be a Brest man, until I saw Wilhem shaven.

[frau kaleun]

At the risk of making this thread go tits up:

I used to be a Brest man, until I saw Wilhem shaven.

:har:

WIN.

[Jimbuna]

At the risk of making this thread go tits up:

I used to be a Brest man, until I saw Wilhem shaven.

LMAO :rotfl2:

That one Kield me :O:

[nikimcbee]

Nah, hardly worth the effort. It would just go bust after a few posts.
Yeah, but are they real or fake?:hmmm: Starts timer when dowly shows up...:haha:

[krashkart]

At the risk of making this thread go tits up:

I used to be a Brest man, until I saw Wilhem shaven.

I don't know how to get the chuckles into this post. :up:

[Jimbuna]

I don't know how to get the chuckles into this post. :up:

:har::haha::rotfl2: http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img240/9117/pointingqq8.gif http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/laughing.gif http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img50/3402/tonguegs0.gif http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7975/gigglebigtb9fg3.gif http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img524/5049/canaryheadsw0.gif http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img152/9959/rollingaroundlaughingly2.gif

[krashkart]

Many thanks jimbuna. I've noticed that some of the smilies I see are not in the list. Do you use img tags to link out of a private collection? :ping:

EDIT:

nvm I think I figured it out...

[Jimbuna]

I collect and animate them from time to time and usually mount them here using ImageShack.

[TarJak]

I collect and animate them from time to time and usually mount them here using ImageShack.
What you do in your own time is your business... Bloody necrophiliacs!:nope::D:D:D

[krashkart]

What you do in your own time is your business... Bloody necrophiliacs!:nope::D:D:D

ROFL :rotfl2: Stop stop! Your Kiel-ler wit is making my sides hurt. :arrgh!:

[frau kaleun]

What you do in your own time is your business... Bloody necrophiliacs!:nope::D:D:D

:har:

[LiveGoat]

Are we only discussing German and French ports?

If not then what do ya'll think of Peterhead? Good place to visit? Does it's size (population) decrease in the winter months? I hear Peterhead is a fishing town. Does Peterhead smell of fish? I reckon not as they probably keep Peterhead pretty clean. A clean Peterhead is a happy Peterhead. Well it seems I might be in for a keelhaulin' so I better withdraw Peterhead from the discussion circle. The length and breadth of this subject may be too much for some.

[frau kaleun]

If not then what do ya'll think of Peterhead?

Sounds like a nice place but I've already got my next vacation planned:

http://tinyurl.com/oetzy

[krashkart]

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Highbury]

Sounds like a nice place but I've already got my next vacation planned:

http://tinyurl.com/oetzy


Have fun! I'm heading here!! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****ing,_Austria)

[LiveGoat]

:rotfl2:

Sounds nice but I've heard that place, while it may seem lively, is ultimately lacking in authenticity. I also hear they have lots of power outages there.


Sounds like a nice place but I've already got my next vacation planned:

http://tinyurl.com/oetzy

[LiveGoat]

:DL God, I love Australia

Have fun! I'm heading here!! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****ing,_Austria)

[frau kaleun]

I also hear they have lots of power outages there.

It's okay, it happens to everyone once in a while. Or so I've heard.

This is why a battery operated handheld is the only way to go.

[krashkart]

How many batteries does your sub have? *winkwink* :D

Guess I better have that last smoke now...

[Highbury]

:DL God, I love Australia

Me too, but that is in Austria :up:

[antikristuseke]

The things i would do to test that crush depth:D

[LiveGoat]

Oops my bad. My fingers have a mind of their own
sometimes.


Me too, but that is in Austria :up:

[LiveGoat]

Hmm:hmmm: A "ladies' device" powered by a bank of u-boat batteries...
It could prove fatal for the recipient but hey, what a way to go, amirite?:DL

How many batteries does your sub have? *winkwink* :D

Guess I better have that last smoke now...

[frau kaleun]

:hmmm:

Well, I was gonna make joke involving references to II, VII, and IX, but I don't want to end up with an inbox full of PM apologies after the mods see the potential responses.

:O:

[Oberon]

Now I see why the Type XXI was so revolutionary.... :hmmm::03:

[krashkart]

I'll just apologize right here, frau kaleun. I tried to make a joke that was crap, and I knew better. Sorry, frau. I'll keep a proper thinking cap on. :oops:

[frau kaleun]

Oh, hey, it's no problem. I've not been offended by anything anybody's said here. :)

[frau kaleun]

Now I see why the Type XXI was so revolutionary.... :hmmm::03:

:har:

Also: ouch.

[krashkart]

Well color me pink and load me up with seame..... nnoooo nvm k bye! *zzzziiiinggg!!!*

[krashkart]

:lurk:

mwhahahaah!! :rotfl2:

[LiveGoat]

Threads like this are like a highwire over a canyon filled with land sharks. I love it! :)

[JSLTIGER]

This thread is the king of all bad joke threads....

[frau kaleun]

Threads like this are like a highwire over a canyon filled with land sharks. I love it! :)

It's not a land shark, it's a candygram. Honest!

[krashkart]

Threads like this are like a highwire over a canyon filled with land sharks. I love it! :)

I get a serious kick out of these threads. I have noticed that a lot of my posts are cheesy one-liners in threads like this... but it's so much fun! :D

This thread is the king of all bad joke threads....

Who knew it would turn out this way? :D

It's not a land shark, it's a candygram. Honest!

Hey, um, I have a cop costume and a boombox loaded for dance music. Got booze? :rotfl2:

Actually, the thought of me doing a strip number... Nnnaahh... :o

[Oberon]

Hey, um, I have a cop costume and a boombox loaded for dance music. Got booze? :rotfl2:

Actually, the thought of me doing a strip number... Nnnaahh... :o

http://www.as220.org/front/2009/09/08/Village%2BPeople%2B538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg

[krashkart]

Oh snap! :har:

[frau kaleun]

You asked for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

[krashkart]

Hey... I think... yeah, I'm sure I saw Sailor Steve in there somewhere. :D

[Randomizer]

Well, to move back to the topic of naughty place names in Canada we have Indian Head, SK and Dildo NF. Honest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Head,_Saskatchewan

http://www.virtual-tours-newfoundland.ca/Dildo/dildo.html

And of course Moose Jaw is about eight feet from Moose A$$...

[Sailor Steve]

Hey... I think... yeah, I'm sure I saw Sailor Steve in there somewhere. :D
Nah, I was never that strange. Close, but not quite.
:rotfl2:

[krashkart]

Nah, I was never that strange. Close, but not quite.
:rotfl2:

I don't think anyone here at Subsim ever saw me try to mosh in a dance club. :nope:

http://www.as220.org/front/2009/09/08/Village%2BPeople%2B538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg

Is that Neal in the cowboy get-up? :D

[Oberon]

We did have what was nicknamed the 'Biker Dude' avatar around here once, not sure if it's still in use. :hmmm:

[krashkart]

Guess I'll find out soon enough.

*lights Last Cigarette*

[LiveGoat]

You know, when your 8 years old, the whole gay thing with the Village People just doesn't register. You just think, "Cool! They look like Fisher Price Adventure People!" Then when you're in your teens it dawns on you...:o

http://www.as220.org/front/2009/09/08/Village%2BPeople%2B538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg

[Lionclaw]

They' weren't all gay though. Only some of them were, at least that's what I've read on Wikipedia.

The music is great, I like 1970's disco music. The bass line with the disco drum beat. Great stuff.

[frau kaleun]

You know, when your 8 years old, the whole gay thing with the Village People just doesn't register. You just think, "Cool! They look like Fisher Price Adventure People!" Then when you're in your teens it dawns on you...:o

Dude, it's okay. You can go ahead and say it here. Most people don't make that kind of self-discovery until their teen years, it's no biggie. We won't judge.

Unless you seriously think the cowboy is the hot one.

:O:

BTW there's something about the expression on the face of the guy at the top right of that picture... almost like he's suddenly asking himself, OMG what have I gotten myself into?

[krashkart]

BTW there's something about the expression on the face of the guy at the top right of that picture... almost like he's suddenly asking himself, OMG what have I gotten myself into?

Kinda like when I first realized that my favorite bar wasn't just any old bar. :o:rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

We did have what was nicknamed the 'Biker Dude' avatar around here once, not sure if it's still in use. :hmmm:
What is now called the 'Navy Dude' was originally called something else - I don't remember what. Then Dowly nicknamed it the 'Gay Biker Dude', and everybody called it that, so Neal renamed it 'Navy Dude'.

It's the same one.

[frau kaleun]

Kinda like when I first realized that my favorite bar wasn't just any old bar. :o:rotfl2:

"Wow, this bar is the friendliest place ever! All the new guys I met want to buy me drinks!"

[LiveGoat]

Yeah, I think the Biker Dude is one of the members that wasn't gay. Have any of you guys ever seen the Village People movie, "Can't Stop the Music?" A terrible movie but for all the right reasons. It even has a young Steve Guttenberg in it... rollerskating... through Greenwich Village! :rotfl2:Oh and did I mention that Bruce Jenner is in it as well? In little, tiny shorts :timeout:?

Now that I've derailed the thread, back on topic, er what was the topic? Hmm, ladies, devices, Village People... saucey por, ah, yes! Saucey port names.

They' weren't all gay though. Only some of them were, at least that's what I've read on Wikipedia.

The music is great, I like 1970's disco music. The bass line with the disco drum beat. Great stuff.

[krashkart]

"Wow, this bar is the friendliest place ever! All the new guys I met want to buy me drinks!"

Actually it didn't quite work out that way until much later, after I had become an established tenant in-progress. But yeah, the stronger come-ons did pop up (no pun intended - well okay it was) on occasion. After a couple of years though, the owner turned the place into a dance club and it wasn't as much fun anymore.

The big attraction for me was that the bar was situated on the second floor of a combination parking structure and business mall, which provided a great view of 8th Street and the life going on around there. God I miss my old town.


This pointless diatribe was brought to you by: krashkart - SUBSIM tenant in-progress


Now that I've derailed the thread, back on topic, er what was the topic? Hmm, ladies, devices, Village People... saucey por, ah, yes! Saucey port names.

There never really was a point to this thread, we just don't have the heart to let it fade into oblivion. :D


Hrm... saucy port names. I'm fresh out myself. However, there is a town somewhere out west called Butte, and their high school football team call themselves the Pirates. Outside of town the road signs read: Welcome to Butte - Home Of The Butte Pirates. Do you see where this is going? :rotfl2:

[SteamWake]

"Wow, this bar is the friendliest place ever! All the new guys I met want to buy me drinks!"

and everyone knows your name :O:

[TarJak]

Emden, rather than Brake with tradition, we should take this thread for a Hamburg, er.

[krashkart]

How about some Fries with that? :)

http://www.frontdoor.com/City-Guide/Fries-VA-USA

Unfortunately, the pronunciation doesn't work so well. Spelled the same though! :DL

[Jimbuna]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6903/churchpt.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/churchpt.jpg/)

[JSLTIGER]

:doh:

[TarJak]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6903/churchpt.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/churchpt.jpg/)
I always knew you'd never stay on the straight and narrow.:O::03:

[krashkart]

Hey... where did this thread come from? And why are there so many posts in it? :stare:


:arrgh!:





*flee*

[frau kaleun]

Hey... where did this thread come from? And why are there so many posts in it? :stare:


:arrgh!:





*flee*


I hope you're happy, I think you gave Penguin an anue... anyur... I think you made his head asplode! :stare: :nope:

[Howard313]

http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/attachments/vn-vp-holden-commodore-1988-1993/112574d1299881175-possible-install-double-din-stereo-into-my-vn-resurrection.jpg

[Dowly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/dawkinsnett.jpg

/thread

[krashkart]

I hope you're happy, I think you gave Penguin an anue... anyur... I think you made his head asplode! :stare: :nope:


How truly awful! :o

I hope he's okay. :timeout:

Will his head grow back? :cry:

Poor fella. I never meant any... oh look! There's a sale on Chili-Cheese Fritos! :yeah:

[Onkel Neal]

I hope you're happy, I think you gave Penguin an anue... anyur... I think you made his head asplode! :stare: :nope:


:har::har::har: :up:

[Pisces]

Do you guys get a day off/holiday for Halloween too? You're all invited here, south west The Hague, Netherlands:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster,_South_Holland

[ReFaN]

Never thought i would see this again.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Never thought i would see this again.

It's all krashkart's fault :woot:

Well folks, it's been a pleasure, shall we say same time next year? :D

[krashkart]

It's all krashkart's fault :woot:


What on Earth have I done? :wah:


:O:

[flatsixes]

Looks like we've got ourselves a runway!
http://www.alaskarails.org/sf/film/runaway-train/rt5.jpg

[krashkart]

Great Scott! That appears to be a wrecked F7A! :cry:


Edit: Santa Fe line, I wonder?

Edit2: Not Santa Fe; no war bonnet onnit... :88)

[Herr-Berbunch]

What on Earth have I done? :wah:


:O:

This...

Hey... where did this thread come from? And why are there so many posts in it? :stare:


:arrgh!:





*flee*

Couldn't just leave it to die, could you? Some 15 months after Tarjak's last words (only in this thread) you had to say something.





:O:

[krashkart]

Couldn't just leave it to die, could you? Some 15 months after Tarjak's last words (only in this thread) you had to say something.





:O:


Well, I came across this link in another thread... and it was posted by somebody else. So it's not my fault. It was just begging for a resurrection, man! Besides, how often is it that we see a thread titled "Kiel", hmmm? Not very often. My resurrection of this thread was the pinnacle of human achievement... a gift to the community! The single greatest contribution to mankind that mankind has ever seen. :smug:

Men have been commended, even honored, for lesser acts, my friend. :hmph:



:O:

[Sailor Steve]

After a few moments of confusion, I had to go back and reread the first page, and my conclusion is that you are right - this thread did deserve resurrection.

And I kieled over laughing.

[Penguin]

I hope you're happy, I think you gave Penguin an anue... anyur... I think you made his head asplode! :stare: :nope:

:har:
my brain hurts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68GeL8PafE

[MothBalls]

I'm hungry.

[krashkart]

I'm hungry.


Pull up a chair and have some kielbasa. :yeah:

http://benalman.com/code/projects/jquery-bbq/examples/fragment-jquery-ui-tabs/kielbasa.jpg

[flatsixes]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/k8tbar/kielbiel.jpg


Bill: You hocked a Hattori Hanzon Sword?
Budd: Yep.
Bill: It was priceless.
Budd: Well, not in Kiel, it ain't. In Kiel I got me $250 for it.

[Jimbuna]

Have a Kiel sandwich

http://tangiersound.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/sandwich.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Have a Kiel sandwich



Are you sure it's Kiel on that sandwich?

Looks more like chicken Brest to me.

[Jimbuna]

Are you sure it's Kiel on that sandwich?

Looks more like chicken Brest to me.

Well that's got me stuffed :DL

[krashkart]

Try the Lorient-al chicken some time. *BA DUM PSH!* :shifty:

[frau kaleun]

Try the Lorient-al chicken some time. *BA DUM PSH!* :shifty:

Yes, it's quite delicious. And pairs well with a fine glass of Bordeaux.

[Jimbuna]

Yes, it's quite delicious. And pairs well with a fine glass of Bordeaux.

Best savoured in the grand splendour of the Club La Pallice.

[Garion]

Have a Kiel sandwich

http://tangiersound.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/sandwich.jpg

It looks more like Road Kiel to me:woot:

I'll get my coat:O:

Cheers

Garion

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2681/5716507505_2642a44c06_z.jpg