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Darkreaver1980
02-19-10, 10:50 AM
Look below:



http://darkreaver1980.m5t.de/CHUCK_NORRIS.gif
Jimbuna
02-19-10, 10:52 AM
http://www.blognow.com.au/uploads/l/LIZZYFOREAL/64560.gif http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/em/110104/110104_emM5.gif
martes86
02-19-10, 10:59 AM
I really hope he does really agree, or else I'm a dead man. :har:
Platapus
02-19-10, 11:10 AM
Chuck Norris does not need manual targeting.

He just glares out of the periscope and the ship just explodes.
pythos
02-19-10, 11:13 AM
Chuck could kick the pressure hull out of a Type VII's outer casing and feel nothing.
Mud
02-19-10, 11:21 AM
http://home.planet.nl/%7Ehart0751/images/chucknorris_gif1.gif


Mud
Alex
02-19-10, 11:26 AM
Of course SH5 is gonna rock ! :stare:

My best friend got a preview copy of the game too, and see how he looked like just while having his first look at SH5's loading screen :




http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a75/Panzer_Kamerad/smileys/ii.gif
scrapser
02-19-10, 11:28 AM
Chuck has had a face lift so it's very difficult for him to squint anymore.
Platapus
02-19-10, 11:37 AM
If you buy SH5 and Chuck Norris buys SH5

Chuck Norris' copy will be better.
Darkreaver1980
02-19-10, 11:42 AM
There are no duds with chuck norris. He just snips with the finger and the torpedo detonates :D
Alex
02-19-10, 11:55 AM
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=162100

If there's a mirror in SH5, Chuck couldn't make any use of it, the mirror wouldn't reflect anything.
Because there's only ONE Chuck Norris ! :stare:
McBeck
02-19-10, 12:10 PM
Chuck Norris does not need manual targeting.

He just glares out of the periscope and the ship just explodes.
HAHAHAHAHA:har:
Nordmann
02-19-10, 12:13 PM
Chuck Norris does not need manual targeting.

He just glares out of the periscope and the ship just explodes.

Chuck Norris then proceeds to roundhouse kick survivors!
Platapus
02-19-10, 12:50 PM
Chuck Norris is his own wolfpack, thank you very much

And he has you surrounded.
ichso
02-19-10, 01:14 PM
Chuck Norris does not need manual targeting.

He just glares out of the periscope and the ship just explodes.

I have to say, I'm rather surprised that Chuck Norris would even need a submarine to swim and dive the Atlantic. Let alone fighting.
frau kaleun
02-19-10, 01:16 PM
Chuck Norris's tears cure DRM.

Sadly... well, you know the rest.
Nisgeis
02-19-10, 01:18 PM
Chuck supports DRM? Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
frau kaleun
02-19-10, 01:19 PM
Chuck supports DRM?

No. Chuck Norris just never cries.
Platapus
02-19-10, 01:34 PM
Chuck Norris' submarine has no crush depth.

If the hull starts to buckle, he just round-kicks it back to where it was.
oscar19681
02-19-10, 01:39 PM
Look below:



http://darkreaver1980.m5t.de/CHUCK_NORRIS.gif

Ok now that chuck approves! What are the neysayers gonna do now!!
oscar19681
02-19-10, 01:42 PM
No. Chuck Norris just never cries.

I wish to know what you look like. Because i think i love you!
frau kaleun
02-19-10, 01:48 PM
Ok now that chuck approves! What are the neysayers gonna do now!!

Appeal to a higher authority:

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/21/633785381054678595-brucelee.jpg
coronas
02-19-10, 01:59 PM
Chuck Norris' submarine has no crush depth.

If the hull starts to buckle, he just round-kicks it back to where it was.

:har::har::har:

Submarine can crush, Chuck Norris don't!!
:haha:
Sgtmonkeynads
02-19-10, 02:08 PM
(Clears throat)

Can Chuck play without an intrnet connection?

http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/fear.gif
FIREWALL
02-19-10, 02:13 PM
Look below:



http://darkreaver1980.m5t.de/CHUCK_NORRIS.gif


I guess we all gotta like Pepsi too.

That's one way to swallow the bitter drm pill. :nope:
The Enigma
02-19-10, 02:34 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/~anjns/subsim/theboatthatrocked.jpg
Platapus
02-19-10, 02:47 PM
When Chuck Norris is the submarine commander, the AoB of the target is always Starboard 90. It just is.
Seafireliv
02-19-10, 02:50 PM
Ok now that chuck approves! What are the neysayers gonna do now!!


He approves of SH5, we haven`t heard what he thinks of a 24\7 DRM. Somehow i think he`d kill UBI if he heard about it with a hard stare!
digitizedsoul
02-19-10, 03:01 PM
If Chuck Norris were to be forced into the water, Chuck Norris wouldn't get wet. The ocean would get Chuck Norris. :arrgh!:
Jimbuna
02-19-10, 03:06 PM
I wish to know what you look like. Because i think i love you!


http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9652/wizardbehindcurtain.jpg

:DL
frau kaleun
02-19-10, 03:46 PM
I wish to know what you look like. Because i think i love you!

Thanks, now I've got that damn song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw) in my head again. :O:
Platapus
02-19-10, 03:49 PM
Thanks, now I've got that damn song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw) in my head again. :O:

I was thinking more along the lines of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U

But I just wanted to know for sure.
Heretic
02-19-10, 04:01 PM
Chuck Norris? Chuck freakin' Norris? Seriously?
As Ahnold would say: "What are you talkink about, Villis?"
Just sad.:nope:

Here's the man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anxk2g_w5KA
frau kaleun
02-19-10, 04:06 PM
Here's the man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anxk2g_w5KA

:rotfl2:

And it's Shatner FTW every time.

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.png
Onkel Neal
02-19-10, 04:16 PM
Capt. James T. Kirk, my hero.
Heretic
02-19-10, 04:17 PM
I'm sure I'm not the only one for whom this merits a moment of silent reflection.
ERPP8
02-19-10, 04:18 PM
So many Chuck Norris jokes!
:haha::haha::haha::haha::har::har::har::har::rotfl 2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::D:D:D:D
Platapus
02-19-10, 04:32 PM
So many Chuck Norris jokes!

Uh No one is joking.
Platapus
02-19-10, 04:33 PM
Chuck Norris only needs one torpedo to sink a 50 ship convoy.
The torpedo has no explosives in it, only Chuck's name written on the outside.
Jimbuna
02-19-10, 04:41 PM
Chuck Norris lost His Virginity Before His Dad :O:
Darkreaver1980
02-19-10, 04:45 PM
Chuck´s Sub doesnt need fuel to run, he just pees into the tank
Heretic
02-19-10, 04:48 PM
Chuck´s Sub doesnt need fuel to run, he just pees into the tank

Now that's just silly. Everyone know Chuck Norris' urine is a powerful acid. It'd burn right through the tank!
longam
02-19-10, 04:56 PM
http://www.free-jokes-online.com/thumb/chuck-norris-toilet-paper.jpg
Platapus
02-19-10, 05:11 PM
Chuck Norris lost His Virginity Before His Dad :O:


<Throws a flag>

Personal foul! Posting a non submarine or non-SH5 related Chuck Norris joke in this thread.

One thread count penalty. Set the clock back 1 minute.

<blowing whistle>
Platapus
02-19-10, 05:12 PM
Chuck Norris does not evade Depth Charges
Depth Charges evade Chuck Norris
Hartmann
02-19-10, 05:41 PM
yes UBI aproves it too in an interview , i don´t understand what they want to say but seems interesting when at the end ask about DRM and aditional boats. :har:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um4Ozzw1brk
Kretschmer the IV
02-19-10, 06:18 PM
Chuck Norris does not need a periscope nor sonar. He just press his ear on the pressure hull and gets a 100% torpedo solution.
Platapus
02-19-10, 06:42 PM
Chuck Norris does not dive when attacked by aircraft.
He stands on the bridge, rips off his shirt and the planes just drop into the ocean.
JScones
02-19-10, 07:34 PM
Chuck Norris does not dive when attacked by aircraft.
He stands on the bridge, rips off his shirt and the planes just drop into the ocean.
http://www.noelheikkinen.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/chuck.jpg
Platapus
02-19-10, 07:48 PM
The British navy installed Chuck Norris detectors on some of their surface ships.

You never heard about it because all of those ships were sunk by a roundhouse kick to the keel.

They did not know that Chuck Norris can home in on Chuck Norris detectors.