Inventor introduces us to new Sex robot...

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=Sbin

I'm sorry but the first thing I thought when I saw that was
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/2700/massimoq.jpg

I'm sure it's great having a conversation with a robot and all, but the 'face' on that thing is just so incredibly disturbing. (Actually tbh I find the whole thing on the disturbing side of WTF) Dunno about the rest of you all, but I'd honestly rather be lonely and fat than have relations with a robot. But that's just me ;)

[Dowly]

I'll sue the first one to make a Dowly joke. :stare:

[NeonSamurai]

You mean like...

Dowly wishes he could get a girl that good lookin? :D

[Dowly]

You mean like...

Dowly wishes he could get a girl that good lookin? :D

*calls his lawyer*
What'da ya mean I cant sue him?! Gah, well thanks for nothing!
*puts his imaginary phone away*

Leeches! :stare:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6900/dowly.jpg

[Dowly]

I hate you all.

[AVGWarhawk]

Latex and Love. A Novel by Dowly. :O:

[SgtPotato]

Watch out of the machine guns pop out from the fembot's nipples, Dowly! :haha:

http://thebruceblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/20050329-fembot.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

Does that make you randy, baby?

[Reece]

On Dowly's behalf, where can I get one?:hmmm:

[antikristuseke]

Dowly stores his spare under the bed, im sure he'll lend it to you for a test drive.

[Weiss Pinguin]

You'll probably wanna take it to a mechanic first ;)

[nikimcbee]

I'll sue the first one to make a Dowly joke. :stare:

Dammit!:haha:
outfoxed by the ferret:haha:

[Blacklight]

You know, he could have at least TRIED to make the thing attractive. It looks like that model has had a bit of a "rough life". :DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

You know, he could have at least TRIED to make the thing attractive. It looks like that model has had a bit of a "rough life". :DL
Can you imagine shelling out $7000 for something that looks like a ferret might've thrown up? :smug:

[nikimcbee]

OMG that robot looks like Tonya Harding:har::har::har:

So does it come with a crowbar to beat you with?:haha:

[Reece]

You'll probably wanna take it to a mechanic first ;)For a checkup and a service!:03: Thanks for the tip!:yeah:

[Skybird]

I'll sue the first one to make a Dowly joke. :stare:
I don't believe it. Another cartoon row.

[Dowly]

Dowly stores his spare under the bed, im sure he'll lend it to you for a test drive.

Aye, I won the lottery and spend all the winnigs to buy as many of those I could... my parents wont talk to me anymore... :-?

[TarJak]

but your Fembots will. Only problem is they always say the same thing. You shoudl try modding them.:woot:

[Weiss Pinguin]

I hear the new models use DRM...

[Reece]

I hear the new models use DRM...Yes that's for checking to see if you have a pirate copy, plus downloading the latest sounds such as moans and groans!!:up: Also they check to see if it's being used correctly, they care.:yep:

[TarJak]

Yes that's for checking to see if you have a pirate copy, plus downloading the latest sounds such as moans and groans!!:up: Also they check to see if it's being used correctly, they care.:yep:
They just want their customers to have the best experience possible. Where do you plug in the RJ45 jack?

[nikimcbee]

Here Dowly, I ordered you this book, it should help clarify some things:
http://www.amazon.com/Love-Sex-Robots-Human-Robot-Relationships/dp/0061359750

I think, it's kinda like the kama-sutra, but with robots!:yeah:

:har:

[AVGWarhawk]

You'll probably wanna take it to a mechanic first ;)

Yeah, she is due for the 3000 pump oil and filter change. No lube though. She got plenty of that. :O:

[Platapus]

/facepalm

They go to all the trouble of making a robot that can engage in sex and they decide to make it talk?????

That's the problem we had with the "original" model.

:D

[antikristuseke]

That was one of my first thoughts aswell :P

[Weiss Pinguin]

I'm sure someone will crack it soon enough :p2:

[sharkbit]

I'm still waiting for someone to invent one of these:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron

Probably much more effective and cuts right to the chase.

:D

[HunterICX]

but your Fembots will. Only problem is they always say the same thing. You shoudl try modding them.:woot:

like what...:haha:

''Dowly, how you mean you are finished, I didn't feel a thing!''
''please try again''


HunterICX

[Blacklight]

I'm waiting for someone to circut bend one. :D