Special abilities: What are yours?

[urfisch]

As to the gloriuos special abilities of your crew...what are YOUR special abilities...as a captain from the 21st century?

- Aces mode: Scripting abilities allow change of weapons characteristics
- Total war mode: Bad anger emotions cause a real "war feeling"
- Einstein mode: Getting time holded and slow mo gives you time to plan
- Chillout mode: Internet connection black out lets your crew have a rest
- Catastrophic mode: Server lags cause a rise of anger, makes your enemy fear
- Cinematic mode: Let the autopilot lead you through the story line

AND

- God mode: Let it rain in the desert! Change the whole game content, as you want

:88)

[Rip]

Online Mode Special Ability - Sail the Atlantic without an internet connection!

[PhantomLord]

Old school mode - format c: , install Windows98 and install Aces of the Deep, Wolfpack, Destroyer Command and Silent Hunter 1

[frau kaleun]

Kobayashi Maru mode: surreptitiously reprograms simulator's AI to disable ASDIC, radar, and weapons on all approaching enemy ships. Fire away, kaleun, it's now a win-win!

[Kaleun_Endrass]

Knorr & Maggie mode: cook 'n' eat your own soup :salute:

[kemeri]

Quad Damage :arrgh!:
:D

[Rip]

Online Mode Special Ability - Sail the Atlantic without an internet connection!

Just to clarify I don't condone pirating games not do I intend to use any kind or crack or what not. Just bitch a lot and loud if there are issues. I'm just saying my special ability would override this idiotic OSP crap.

Rip

[karamazovnew]

Just to clarify I don't condone pirating games not do I intend to use any kind or crack or what not. Just bitch a lot and loud if there are issues. I'm just saying my special ability would override this idiotic OSP crap.

Rip

Relax, it was funnier after the edit :haha:

[JackAubrey]

Atmospheric Change - I can make the Air smell funny :DL

[frau kaleun]

Deutsch Oven: Atmospheric Change w/ all hatches closed

[Galanti]

Deutsch Oven: Atmospheric Change w/ all hatches closed

Ah thanks, now I know how Dr. Pepper feels coming up through my nostrils. SPOILER: not very good at all.

[Iron Budokan]

I make a mean gimlet! :O:

[JackAubrey]

Deutsch Oven: Atmospheric Change w/ all hatches closed
Gute Frau! :up:

[frau kaleun]

Ah thanks, now I know how Dr. Pepper feels coming up through my nostrils. SPOILER: not very good at all.

Hey, just be thankful it wasn't a U-boat Special Cocktail.

[urfisch]

hey frau kaleun...what about a stiletto mode?

[HundertzehnGustav]

Ah thanks, now I know how Dr. Pepper feels coming up through my nostrils. SPOILER: not very good at all.

Wooooot! another DR pepper drinker!
YESSSS! I am not aloneeee!!!!!


My abilities:
- Dogfight: Quad and 2xtwin 20mm vs Sunderland and PBYPrivateer, full power full turn. Uboot AAA Kills+100%
-Sniper: hitting targets with steam eels from 7000m away
-Bastard: Manning the AAA and having a go at sailing boats - crew cheers +200%
-Artiste: coming up with a new sharkmouth on a type VII Boat. -crew morale +50%
-Bunk Buster: Taking the Girls for a ride in the open seas. -crew morale -99%

:timeout:

[frau kaleun]

hey frau kaleun...what about a stiletto mode?

Stiletto Mode: crew morale +500%*


*Warning: may also result in random involuntary torpedo launches

[gimpy117]

stop complaining mode: makes all the annoying ubisoft bashing stop.

[Webster]

Stiletto Mode: crew morale +500%*


*Warning: may also result in random involuntary torpedo launches


you can design my games any day, i like your ideas :up:

[Sailor Steve]

Wooooot! another DR pepper drinker!
YESSSS! I am not aloneeee!!!!!
Of course you're not alone! Didn't you read my report on the 2008 meeting, in which I expressed dismay at finding an establishment in Texas, the home of Dr Pepper, that didn't sell the stuff?:nope:

[HundertzehnGustav]

NO WAY! i heard thet brew a small amount of the original there, from the original reciepe.
Sad news.:cry:

[HundertzehnGustav]

once you pass 100.000 tons, you will gain the OFFLINE ABILITY!

:haha:

[JackAubrey]

Stiletto Mode: crew morale +500%*


*Warning: may also result in random involuntary torpedo launches
Reminds me a bit of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI9CTm-Hqbs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI9CTm-Hqbs)

[Das Gespenst]

Technical college: Become an expert in diesel engines!

[urfisch]

Stiletto Mode: crew morale +500%*


*Warning: may also result in random involuntary torpedo launches

nice one!

i guess: upgrade is nylons mode! = morale +1000%

:o

:yeah:

[SteamWake]

Special ability : Ability to ignore repetitive cavetching threads.

Woops -10 xp ;)

[frau kaleun]

Wolverine Mode: smell Royal Navy, pop claws, go feral, breach hull, all die.*



*Comes with Special MST3K Add-on Bot Mode: "You think you can toss me my calculations? Thanks! Ah, here it is...'Breach Hull, All Die.' Even had it underlined!"

[GoldenRivet]

*Special MST3K Add-on Bot Mode: "You think you can toss me my calculations? Thanks! Ah, here it is...'Breach Hull, All Die.' Even had it underlined!"



:har::har::har::har::har:

love that show

calculations hit him in the face... ah even had it underlined :haha:

[Dellwig]

Funkstille- extreme lurking the forum since 2005 with 1 post *bing* 2 posts :yeah:

[urfisch]

Funkstille- extreme lurking the forum since 2005 with 1 post *bing* 2 posts :yeah:

lol!!!

how did that happen???

[frau kaleun]

:har::har::har::har::har:

love that show

calculations hit him in the face... ah even had it underlined :haha:

Yep. One of my all-time favorite MST3K moments.

I think my other favorite line is from their "review" of Cave Dwellers: "Jeez, even Tolkien couldn't follow this plot."

[Dellwig]

how did that happen???

To be honest, I forgot that I'm registered here ... Sad but true.

[GoldenRivet]

Yep. One of my all-time favorite MST3K moments.

I think my other favorite line is from their "review" of Cave Dwellers: "Jeez, even Tolkien couldn't follow this plot."

I like the MST3K where they view "Secret Agent Super Dragon"

he shoots a guy and the guy is injured and runs into the bathroom.

the guys say "Quick! Quick! put some ice on it!!!"

[frau kaleun]

Dellwig Mode: silent running +1000%

[frau kaleun]

I like the MST3K where they view "Secret Agent Super Dragon"

he shoots a guy and the guy is injured and runs into the bathroom.

the guys say "Quick! Quick! put some ice on it!!!"

And who can forget:

It's the Brak show, starring me! I'm Brak! It's the Brak show...


Edit: argh, now I'm gonna have that in my head for the rest of the evening.

[GoldenRivet]

here you go

at 1:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRHZ_GqrTeM

haha

its actually "Quick! get it under cold water!"

[TH0R]

Racial Enemy (+4 to hit / +4 to damage): T3 Tanker :D

[frau kaleun]

here you go

at 1:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRHZ_GqrTeM

haha

its actually "Quick! get it under cold water!"

Lol... that's one I haven't ever seen. We didn't get the channels that ran the show until after it was out of production... got it in reruns for a while on SciFi. Most of the shows I've seen, it's because I saw them on VHS/DVD.

Actually own quite a few - might be time to dig them out again.

[GoldenRivet]

i saw it on hulu

http://www.hulu.com/mystery-science-theater-3000

[Steeltrap]

Racial Enemy (+4 to hit / +4 to damage): T3 Tanker :D

Sorry, the UN would send out a hunter-killer squadron on the basis of racially discriminatory behaviour on your part.

PC gaming in every sense of the term....:D

[Steeltrap]

Heldentenor: ability to render ASDIC/hydrophones ineffective on escorts within 4,000yds.

[utops]

Harkonnen mode: Turn uboot in to Harkonnens Devastator Tank afloat, and fire atomic power laz0rs

[Safe-Keeper]

Animal Handler: ability to cage Bernard for up to a week at a time.

[Mikhayl]

Silent Otto: ability to go on patrol without ever radioing home :arrgh!:

[THE_MASK]

Special ability: resist buying SH5 at the game shop because i dont believe in OPS (DRM) .

[frau kaleun]

Heldentenor

I thought that was the ability to sing the complete role of "Siegfried" in Der Ring des Nibelungen entirely from memory. :O:

[Dowly]

I have retard powers...

[Lord Justice]

I have retard powers...Sir can you elaborate more on this remark, if you be so kind as to its proper meaning!! thank you

[Steeltrap]

I thought that was the ability to sing the complete role of "Siegfried" in Der Ring des Nibelungen entirely from memory. :O:

No, that's an application of the ability....

[SteamWake]

Wait.. I cant wait to take patrol boat as a favored enimy... +4 to hit.... those shallow draft bastards !

[urfisch]

i like the harkonnen mode