SHV Poetry

[danurve]

SHV and DRM, SHV and DRM,
Go together like a horse and carriage,
This I tell ya brother, you can't have one without the other.

SHV and DRM, SHV and DRM,
It's an institute you can't disparage,
Ask the local gentry, and they will say is element'ry.
Try, try, try to separate them,
It's an illusion.
Try, try, try and you will only come
to this conclusion.

SHV and DRM, SHV and DRM
Go together like a horse and carriage,
Dad was told by Mother
You can't have one without the other
SHV and DRM, SHV and DRM ...

[insert green slime here]
[are you sure you want to cancel your pre-order?]
[press OK to continue]
1.Nevermind

[Task Force]

hmm

crap, crap this game is gonna be, drm is key
war ending 43, and one sub for you and me.
as you can see I suck at poetry.
:rotfl2:

[TarJak]

hmm

crap, crap this game is gonna be, drm is key
war ending 43, and one sub for you and me.
as you can see I suck at poetry.
:rotfl2:
I reckon this is your best post evah TF!:har:

[Task Force]

of course. gotta admire the artist.:|\\
I may not be the best visual artist schroeder, But my poetry wins!
(inside lolwaffe joke.)

[GoldenRivet]

There once was a subsim from Ubi

whose DRM was quite a booby

so they droped it and then

put the OSP in

and everyone cried like a newbie



OR


SH1 had to start it

SH2 it was fun

SH3 had the success

SH4 had none

and SH5?

SH5 fans went Whaaaa whaaaa whaaaa whaaaa all the way home

[Task Force]

There once was a subsim from Ubi

whose DRM was quite a booby

so they droped it and then

put the OSP in

and everyone cried like a newbie



OR


SH1 had to start it

SH2 it was fun

SH3 had the success

SH4 had none

and SH5?

SH5 fans went Whaaaa whaaaa whaaaa whaaaa all the way home

LOL, sh4 fans are gonna kick you in the butt...

"what, sh4 had none. bla bla bla.

[GoldenRivet]

wouldnt be the first time i got in a scuffle with the Swabbies in the pacific.

but... that was the only rhyme i could think of at the time :haha:

[magic452]

Where is the "Butt Kick" smiley when you need one. :damn:

Magic

[onelifecrisis]

:haha: @ GR
I thought that second one was pretty clever actually.

[danurve]

I don't know what players SHV is looking for
Ubi hasen't found them baby, that's for sure
DRM rips SHV up and spreads saves all around
in the dust of the deed of time

And this is not a case of lust, you see
it's not a matter of you versus of me
It's fine the way we want SHV on it's own
but in the end it's always DRM alone

And I'm losing my favourite game
we're losing our minds again
I'm losing my baby
losing my favourite game

I only know what I was saving money for
another SubSim so I could love U-boats more
I really thought that SHV could take me there
but DRM intervention is not getting us anywhere

I had a vision we could turn Ubi right
a stupid mission and a lethal fight
I should have seen it when my hope was new
my heart is black and my body is blue

And I'm losing my favourite game
we're losing your minds again
I'm losing my favourite game
We've tried but DRM is still glued to the game
I'm losing my baby
we're losing a saviour and a saint

[IanC]

Beautiful

[Brag]

I fought a galant campaign
came out alive to fight again on SH five
will I do it again?
not tied by a DRM stupid chain.


J'm as pathetic on poetry as Ubi is on marketing:oops:

[karamazovnew]

These ideas are nightmares for Neal Stevens
Whose worst fear is a troll with two 'counts and who likes herrings
Like whatever he says has no bearing
Its so scary in a thread that allows no swearing
To see him posting around with his unreserved swearing
Alone in his own zone, cold and he dont care
He's an OSP child, what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about Ubisoft freaking out
Cos they hate pirates so bad that they block them out
But if the game's cracked again, they'd probably patch it out
Steve was hacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin black, brainwashed from GWX and WAC
He sags his pants, 2 rags and a captains hat
His saves were lost so he asked for his money back
And broke his disk, the box is just a door stop
There's no control, he just lets his emotions go
Come on...

[Chorus:]
Post with me, post for the simmer
Post for the laughter, post for the tear
Post with me,just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the OSP will just go away


Consoles are a danger, intertwine it with bad ports
In the land of the XBOX, a simmer's mind is a sanctum
Only you're unholy, only you have one joystick
Only this sub, lonely, cuz don't anyone know me
But everybody just feels like they can debate
I guess words are a mother****er, they can be great
Or they can be bad, or even worse, they can be spam
Its like subsimmers hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us, plus Ubi won't ship us previews
Now how the **** did this metamorphasis happen?
From standin' on the old buggy server just modding'
To havin' a new poll, again asking the same freakin questions
But then these trolls crucify you, fake screens tries to fool you
Fans turn on Ubisoft, marketing's all gonna turn it to
To get their hands on the 50 bucks that you have
They want you to lose your saves every time they patch
So they just make a VIIA 34 inch cannon
You need to buy, just don't try to play offline
That's why these nay and good sayers wanna conflict me
Swiftly just to get me offa these threads quickly
But moderators are read'n our posts religiously
So they're moving some a few threads and more are closing
They're for the General Topics, but Dowly's complaining
If they're so repetitive, this thing really makes sense Neal
It's all comical, if my posts are literal and I'm a comedian,
Why can't I rime on this line?
I couldn't. i wouldn't be fit to
You're full of **** too, General, that was a Brig that hit you!


They say that Subsim can alter moods and talk to you
But can it fix you the broken game and mod it too?
Of course it can, so the next time you download a mod
Just tell the player it was my mod, and i'll get smootched
See what these kids do, is hear about us making new tools
And they want to get one, cos they think the ****'s cool
Not knowin' we're really just enjoying ourselves
We're simply modders, of course this ****'s affecting our wives
You ignoramus. but modding is reflection of self
We just explain it, and then we get our praise in the thread
It's ****ed up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin'
To bein' able to have any ****in' sub that we wanted
It's why we mod for these kids that don't have a thing
Except for a 43 career and only one submarine
Who post pinup pictures on their desktop all day long
Idolise their favourite captains and know all they tonnage scores
Or for anyone who's ever been through **** in they lives
So they sit and they play at night, wishing they dived
Till they throw on an old record on the gramophone and they vibe
That's why we play Silent Hunter, and try to fix it and mod it
Squeeze it and hold it, 'cos we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our server live on, through all our mods you download

Post with me, post for the simmer
Post for the laughter, post for the tear
Post with me,just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the OSP will just go away


Sorry for all the swearing... it's Eminem not the Pope :haha:

[The Enigma]

Inspired by the song Thriller M. Jackson

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but OSP takes the game before you make it
All starts to freeze as DRM looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is OSP, OSP night
And no one's gonna save you from the DRM beast about strike
You know it's UBI, UBI and their digital rights
You're fighting for your life inside a sub, OSP tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, herr Kaleun!
But all the while you hear the OSP creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is OSP, OSP night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with internet eyes, herr Kaleun
OSP, OSP night
You're fighting for your life inside a sub, too bad, OSP tonight

Night creatures calling, UBI starts to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of that alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your crew's life

They're out to get you, there's DRM closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change your account at their servers tonight
Now is the time for you and I to hide behind the firewall, yeah
All through the night SubSim.com cannot save you from the OSP terror on the screen
UBI make you see

'Cause this is OSP, OSP night
'Cause it can control you more than any ghost would ever dare try
OSP, OSP night
So let me hold you tight and share a
OSP, DRM, UBI, OSP here tonight

'Cause this is SH5 killer, killer night
Herr Kaleun, it can hunt you more than any OSP would ever dare try
OSP, OSP night
So let me control your fight and share it with UBI, UBI, ow!