Simulation Interface 02/02/10

[Adriatico]

Crew management...
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/91/rpgmonth.jpg

[coronas]

Take no prisioners!!

:D:D:D

[Sgtmonkeynads]

Huuuuzzzaahhhhhh Kapitan !

[oscar19681]

Crew management...
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/91/rpgmonth.jpg

I dont see anything. But i guess it must be another mature practical joke.

[Turbografx]

Lol, getting ready for a boarding action?

Boarders away!

[Platapus]

If I complete enough quests... I mean patrols eventually can I get issued the Eel of a Thousand Truths?

[Adriatico]

If I complete enough quests... I mean patrols eventually can I get issued the Eel of a Thousand Truths?
You must have Dark Elf onboard... find one under cliffs of Giblartar ;)

[Panser]

If I complete enough quests... I mean patrols eventually can I get issued the Eel of a Thousand Truths?

You must have Dark Elf onboard... find one under cliffs of Giblartar ;)

You also need to have unlocked the "Grey Brotherhood" sidequests :03:

[mookiemookie]

"You're the hero of Kva....err...the Atlantic!"

[Platapus]

Kaluen: IWO, battle stations, we are going to attack that ship

IWO: But Kaluen, That is a neutral ship, if we attack it we will take an alignment hit

Kaluen: Bah, they were traveling without lights, it is their own fault

Game: You move 5 points toward Chaotic

/facepalm

IWO: Kaluen, it will be a difficult shot. That ship cons orange

Kaluen: Put Johan on the TDC as he has +4 to targeting. Have him take off the Boots of navigation and put on the gloves of concentration and the jockstrap of accuracy. And make sure we use our last +1 Eel of the Reich as that gives us additional damage against merchants.

IOW: Javol herr Kaluen

Kaluen: One last thing, give me a Potion of Donitz's Courage. We will need all the help we can.


Sigh :nope:

[frau kaleun]

Have him take off the Boots of navigation and put on the gloves of concentration and the jockstrap of accuracy.


:har:

[swampa]

When you get the brown underpants of fear you will be invincible

[frau kaleun]

When you get the brown underpants of fear you will be invincible


Invincible, no. Unpopular? Yes. :O:

[sergei]

Ooh, is he holding the +5 periscope of magical sinking?

[frau kaleun]

No, he's just adjusting the jockstrap of accuracy. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

[Platapus]

When you get the brown underpants of fear you will be invincible

That is not what I meant when I ordered the release of Bold. :stare:

[Platapus]

Ooh, is he holding the +5 periscope of magical sinking?

Is that a +5 periscope or are you just happy to see me?

[Sgtmonkeynads]

Don't forget your spear and magic helmet.....

http://daddytypes.com/archive/wod_3.jpg

[sergei]

No, he's just adjusting the jockstrap of accuracy
Man I wish I'd had that when I was younger.
Went everywhere I tell you.

[frau kaleun]

Man I wish I'd had that when I was younger.
Went everywhere I tell you.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=144&pictureid=1147

[karamazovnew]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=144&pictureid=1147

? What else? :06:

[IanC]

? What else? :06:

You can use it to pad your bra.

[frau kaleun]

? What else? :06:
Originally Posted by frau kaleun
No, he's just adjusting the jockstrap of accuracy
Originally Posted by sergei
Man I wish I'd had that when I was younger.
Went everywhere I tell you.
Granted, Kleenex won't solve the accuracy problem, but it might help reduce the collateral damage.

[frau kaleun]

You can use it to pad your bra.

Well, you can, if it makes you feel better.

:hmmm:

Is there something you want to share with us, I mean, confidentially, shipmate to shipmates? We promise not to judge.

:O:

[IanC]

Well, you can, if it makes you feel better.

:hmmm:

Is there something you want to share with us, I mean, confidentially, shipmate to shipmate? We promise not to judge.

:O:

Well on those special nights, when the moonlight comes in through my window, in just the right way, I like to put on... naw nevermind.

[frau kaleun]

:rotfl2:

[Platapus]

Is there something you want to share with us, I mean, confidentially, shipmate to shipmates? We promise not to judge.

:O:

I am a Kaluen & I am OK
I sleep all night & I stand watch all day

I sink merchant ships, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I am a Kaluen & I am OK
I sleep all night & I stand watch all day

I sink merchant ships, I skip & jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women´s clothing
And hang around in bars

I am a Kaluen & I am OK
I sleep all night & I stand watch all day

I sink merchant ships, I wear high heels
Suspenders & a bra
I wish I would been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa.......


Phew, feels good to get that off my chest. I could not keep it a secret any longer

[frau kaleun]

*sobbing*

Oh, Platapus... and I thought you were so rugged!


:rotfl2:

[Lord Justice]

Thoughts, a dangerous act, thats why i was a grand master at chess

[LiveGoat]

Needs to be DarNified.
BTW does equipping the Ritterkreuz give any bonuses to skills? :DL

Crew management...
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/91/rpgmonth.jpg

[Platapus]

*sobbing*

Oh, Platapus... and I thought you were so rugged!


:rotfl2:


The Kriegsmarine is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks...

:D

[frau kaleun]

:o

And all this time I thought the uniforms were for getting chicks...