Das DRM - Director's cut

[Mikhayl]

Das DRM Director's Cut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghBvG_S6Pmw&feature=youtu.be)

[Highbury]

:hmmm:

[McBeck]

Hehehehe

[Alex]

:haha:

[zulus]

Muahahaha :D Good one :)

[Von Taticus]

Very Good.

Will there a part II (patch)

[KL-alfman]

very creative!
well done :haha:

[frau kaleun]

:har:

I stumbled onto "Das Boot Plays SH4" while watching some "making of" clips for the movie on YouTube and just about laughed myself silly. Was wondering when somebody would come up with an SH5 version.

[piri_reis]

:rotfl2:

[difool2]

What we really need is a "Downfall" mashup-Hitler ranting and raving against the DRM & everything else...

[Brag]

Yah! SH-5 new skills required.

Maintain depth in internet instability:wah:
Survive modem attack :timeout:
Survive paused convoy attack :hmmm:
Wait in port while Ubi does your laundry :har:

[SteamWake]

LOL :har:

I knew this was comming... good job ! :salute:

[Steeltrap]

Genius!!!

I was expecting it to end with the scene where "DRM" would get an oily rag thrown in his face..... :D

[frau kaleun]

What we really need is a "Downfall" mashup-Hitler ranting and raving against the DRM & everything else...

Shouldn't he be the one mandating the DRM? And then refusing to see what a REALLY BAD idea it was?

Then you can have Churchill proclaiming that we shall fight it on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the streets, etc., and we shall nevah surrendah.

[frau kaleun]

Genius!!!

I was expecting it to end with the scene where "DRM" would get an oily rag thrown in his face..... :D

Part Deux, one hopes.

[Letum]

Haha!

That's one boat that's gonna sink....

...unless they throw him overboard first.

[SteamWake]

Shouldn't he be the one mandating the DRM? And then refusing to see what a REALLY BAD idea it was?

Then you can have Churchill proclaiming that we shall fight it on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the streets, etc., and we shall nevah surrendah.

Heh exactly he should be railing against the 'uneducated ungratefull consumer' for their lack of respect and gratitude for the new services being offered to them.

[Steeltrap]

Shouldn't he be the one mandating the DRM? And then refusing to see what a REALLY BAD idea it was?

Then you can have Churchill proclaiming that we shall fight it on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the streets, etc., and we shall nevah surrendah.

Amusing. You could have bomber command going after the Berlin ISP as that would shut down the entire submarine war in the Atlantic. :D

As for the 'justification' from Ubi...

Any time you hear ANYONE use the word 'committed', assume they are lying. What they are doing is trying to sound like they're promising something, thus inducing you to act in some way beneficial to them based on the perceived 'promise', when they are promising nothing.

You'll hear politicians do it all the time. They're the most committed people on earth. Try to get one to tell you precisely how that commitment will be evidenced in terms of discrete, empirical terms (i.e. like most of us who work in business have to) and watch them run, however....

Amazes me people fall for it, but they do.

[Turtle01]

.....Well Beta Testers............:har:

[Brag]

Turtle,
Welcome to the revolt :salute:

[Letum]

Vive la resistance!

[sk065]

Looking forward to part 2!

[UrPeaceKeeper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMfBSq8x2-M

Enjoy :D

I was waiting for the "Internet connectivity" warning to pop up, then a cut directly to the Hitler rant about DRM lol.

[Dowly]

ROFL! Nice one! :haha:

[AVGWarhawk]

:har:

[Wild_skipper]

:har: Nice one !

[Dowly]

Awww god, two laughs in the same thread. Awesome sig AVG! :har:

[floundericiousWA]

:har:

I stumbled onto "Das Boot Plays SH4" while watching some "making of" clips for the movie on YouTube and just about laughed myself silly. Was wondering when somebody would come up with an SH5 version.

ahahahahahahaahahahaaaa!!!!

"That's Thomen, he was sober before he played it":har::har::har:

[Rhodes]

Ah, the return of a classic! :salute::haha:

[FIREWALL]

:up: :har:

[frau kaleun]

ahahahahahahaahahahaaaa!!!!

"That's Thomen, he was sober before he played it":har::har::har:

The part that really had me in stitches was in the second one.

"The engine bell mod has been installed, Herr Kaleun. It sounds really cool."
*Kaleun salutes*
"Thanks, dude."

Or something to that effect. Effing brilliant.

Of course NOW when I watch Das Boot, which I've finally gotten to the point of doing without the subtitles - every time I see that scene, in my head I will hear der Alte say "Thanks dude" and crack up laughing.

[sergei]

"The engine bell mod has been installed, Herr Kaleun. It sounds really cool."
*Kaleun salutes*
"Thanks, dude."

I'd forgotten about that. Just went on youtube to refresh my memory.
Man, that's funny :DL

[sergei]

:):DL:D

[Task Force]

LOL, great one...:rotfl2:

[Sgtmonkeynads]

Pray hardhttp://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/pray.gif....best advice ever!!

[KL-alfman]

http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys3/anbet.gif

"trenken, make a save-game before it's too late!"

:rotfl2::haha:http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys3/01_4.gif

[Letum]

:yeah: Top stuff.

[bigboywooly]

genius
pure genius

Tho La Rochelle looks suspiciously like La Rochelle
Cant be an ingame vid

:rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

Part 2 is up :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu-Vgi5H3FA

You had me at "OH NOES!"

:har:

I want to marry this video and have its children.

Okay, maybe not. But I'd certainly consider making it dinner, possibly a nice back rub after.

Someday someone somewhere will pull that up on YouTube through some bizarre series of "related to" or other some-such clickies, and be all :hmmm: :06: WTF is "Trenken"? Meanwhile those of us here today, we few, we lucky few, will still be :rotfl2:.

[Laffertytig]

class:D ive watched so many of the downfall spoof videos on youtube, they always make me laugh.

[AVGWarhawk]

Part 2 is up :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu-Vgi5H3FA

That is just brilliant! Brilliant man! :har: :rock: I love it!

[onelifecrisis]

:lol:

[piri_reis]

Still laughing !! :har:

Such a classic, with lt. trenken and all !!

[martes86]

:har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har: :har:

Really, I never laugh too much about spoof videos, but these ones are just awesome haha.

[Rip]

What we really need is a "Downfall" mashup-Hitler ranting and raving against the DRM & everything else...

Get out of my head!

[Fire]

OMFG

This so great :yeah::har:

"Save the game before its to late" :D

[Webchessie]

PERFECT! :har:

[Brag]

Part 2 is a

Bwa haha, froo froo, bwa haha. I busted out laughing with the cut to niteclub :har::har::har::har::har:

[badkarma]

Just SUPERB!
I spat out tea at the part where he put his hands together and said to pray.. had to explain to the Mrs what was so funny :haha:

[Onkel Neal]

Lookie mom, I'm on Subsim.com!
http://www.subsim.com/index.php (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/../index.php)

Thanks Neal :D

Thank you, great stuff there.

The rest of you swabs, what do you need, an invitation? (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1250122&nojs=1#goto_threadrating) :O:

[KL-alfman]

Lookie mom, I'm on Subsim.com!
http://www.subsim.com/index.php (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/../index.php)

Thanks Neal :D


I never had imagined that! :o

[Randomizer]

It's only funny because it's true...

(And well done of course.)

[Safe-Keeper]

"And then all you can do... is pray hard"

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Deep Dive]

Now that is what i call a game open to mods :har:

[Sailor Steve]

Excellent, Mikhayl! Right up there with Kpt Phillips' originals!:rock:

[longam]

I tried to click but... :haha: Excellent video!

[karamazovnew]

Someday someone somewhere will pull that up on YouTube through some bizarre series of "related to" or other some-such clickies, and be all :hmmm: :06: WTF is "Trenken"? Meanwhile those of us here today, we few, we lucky few, will still be :rotfl2:.

Btw, where is Trenken?! :har: I bet he's still on the DRM thread praising the save-game system in Guild Wars.

[frau kaleun]

Btw, where is Trenken?!


Wherever he is, wherever he goes, thanks to Mikhayl he'll be forever remembered as the leutnant who will live in infamy.

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2::rock:

[ETR3(SS)]

Instant classic! As soon as I saw Trenkens name I lost it.:rotfl2:

[Adriatico]

Sorry Neal, I was late...
:dead::dead::wah::wah::wah::dead::dead:

I am confused... should I take my wife to bad... offline?!?
Is it act of piracy? Just hope that Ubi cookies at my PC won't be ofended ?
:hmmm:

[stabiz]

You just crossed the line. That means you are offline, and must be executed.

[sergbuto]

Quite a presentation of new services...:D

[karamazovnew]

Wherever he is, wherever he goes, thanks to Mikhayl he'll be forever remembered as ...

Don't be mean, his arguments are very elevated. More like "the DRM-Jugend of subsim".

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1280/drmc.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

You went a bit further than just posting your opinion. You talked down to pretty much anyone who disagreed with you and told them their opinions weren't worth hearing, they were products of the past, and they should just grin and bear a reaming by the people who supposedely create game for them with a smile and a "Thank you so much, sir! May I have another?"

One of the hallmarks of intelligence is the ability to laugh at oneself. The altered dialogue was pretty funny, even if you can't see it.

And yes, if such dialogue were aimed at me I would still laugh, if it was that funny.

[Falkirion]

Had a good lol at that. Thanks

[Ginthis]

Outstanding! :haha: :har:

[Webster]

in a way you have been made famous, your name was immortalised in a funny video that will be seen by many and unless they are aware of some back and forth in a few threads at this site they dont see it as a slight towards you but rather remember your name in a video they liked.

your strong opinion caused some to feel you were being pushy with your views instead of stating your opinion and letting others have theirs.

nobody minds you stating your opinions and defending DRM if that is your position but at some point you must see that other opinions are not wrong just because you dont agree with them.

i happen to think DRM can be a very good thing to have, IF it is made "optional" and not manditory. i think many here are very willing to give it a chance if its an option that can be turned off if you dont want it or cant use it.

[trenken]

You went a bit further than just posting your opinion. You talked down to pretty much anyone who disagreed with you and told them their opinions weren't worth hearing, they were products of the past, and they should just grin and bear a reaming by the people who supposedely create game for them with a smile and a "Thank you so much, sir! May I have another?"

One of the hallmarks of intelligence is the ability to laugh at oneself. The altered dialogue was pretty funny, even if you can't see it.

And yes, if such dialogue were aimed at me I would still laugh, if it was that funny.

It's obvious just a waste to even discuss this any further so I told Neal earlier im done with it. Differing opinions are not welcome here, and if you express it people here will make videos about you. I get it.

[Nickolas]

Then you can have Churchill proclaiming that we shall fight it on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the streets, etc., and we shall nevah surrendah.

uhm...

"We shall go on till the end. We shall fight in Subsim. We shall fight on other forums. We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the net. We shall defend our rights what ever the cost may be. We shall fight with our wallets and we shall fight on the game shops. We shall fight in the malls and in the streets. We shall fight in the hills. We will never surrender."

:rock:

[Thomen]

It's obvious just a waste to even discuss this any further so I told Neal earlier im done with it. Differing opinions are not welcome here, and if you express it people here will make videos about you. I get it.

:shifty:

Let me guess.. You did not read what he said?

[unterseemann]

Great job, nice vid, but because it's so right i feel sad too...

[Steeltrap]

It's obvious just a waste to even discuss this any further so I told Neal earlier im done with it. Differing opinions are not welcome here, and if you express it people here will make videos about you. I get it.

Sorry you feel that way.

I, for one, replied to one of your posts agreeing with the fact that some aspects of DRM can be beneficial but that I disagreed strongly about being required to be connected the whole time during play.

Don't recall posting anything other than an acknowledgement of your views, agreement with some of it, and disagreement with some other bits.

No flaming. Nothing personal. A blanket 'differing opinions are not welcome here' is simply not supported by the majority of evidence I've seen in almost 9 years as a member. Yes, some people might go a bit off at times, but this community has some pretty wise moderators and tends to be reasonably self-correcting, especially in light of many other forums/game communities.

Sorry you feel put upon. I don't like that happening to anyone, but it seems a few people feel you weren't tolerant of other views (I'm not expressing a view on that).

Cheers

[frau kaleun]

uhm...


Great minds think alike. :D

[martes86]

It's obvious just a waste to even discuss this any further so I told Neal earlier im done with it. Differing opinions are not welcome here, and if you express it people here will make videos about you. I get it.

SARCASM ON--
Don't cry about it, and accept it. It's part of the progress of internet. Now everyone gets a video these days being laughed at (me first, though in a different field of activity), it's a social hit, person to person jokes aren't in the loop anymore. If you don't like it, don't watch it and don't read it.
SARCASM OFF--

Not a funny guy, huh?

PS.: I can post my videos if you like, to see what I'm talking about (some people might even recognise me).

[kapitan_zur_see]

part 2: :har::har::rock::rotfl2:
I just loved how you didn't forgot to put mister "what a beautifull world DRM" Trenken :D:D:D
That alone, Priceless!

[floundericiousWA]

It's obvious just a waste to even discuss this any further so I told Neal earlier im done with it. Differing opinions are not welcome here, and if you express it people here will make videos about you. I get it.


You know, for someone who's been running around willy nilly verbally dumping on people and being really really insulting, you're awfully sensitive. If you can't stand the pressure at 200m, don't pick a fight with a destroyer.

(edit: following up on Neal's quite reasonable comment below... I just disagree with your take on DRM and the candor with which you've targetted people who don't/won't/can't get constant internet access...ultimately it's water under the bridge... I bear you no animus and won't follow you around harassing you, trenken, FWIW)

[Onkel Neal]

in a way you have been made famous, your name was immortalised in a funny video that will be seen by many and unless they are aware of some back and forth in a few threads at this site they dont see it as a slight towards you but rather remember your name in a video they liked.



Trenken, that's the way I saw it too, the video actually pays a nice tribute to you.


It's obvious just a waste to even discuss this any further so I told Neal earlier im done with it. Differing opinions are not welcome here, and if you express it people here will make videos about you. I get it.

Look, like we talked earlier, your opinion is welcome here. Some people will react badly against an opinion that is not like their own, and you experienced some of that. The only suggestion I make is not to try and answer each and every critic, and don't expect to change minds. ;)

Trenken, the video was pretty light hearted, compared to some of your posts and many in response to yours it was really cute even. But point taken, I won't mention your username in future vids.

Yes, I agree, the video was pretty kind to you, it's not an unflattering protrayal. :yep:

You know, for someone who's been running around willy nilly verbally dumping on people and being really really insulting, you're awfully sensitive. If you can't stand the pressure at 200m, don't pick a fight with a destroyer.

Don't be one-sided, people were dumping on him, too.

Anyway, back on topic, please.

[Rhodes]

:har::har::har:Part 2 is even better:yeah:

[floundericiousWA]

Aye, skipper! :salute:

[kiwi_2005]

That was great :yeah:

Im waiting for a Hitler one to popup on youtube, (the infamous 'Downfall' vids). He was pissed with Redalert3 and DRM imagine how hes going to be when he finds out what they're doing to his U-boat men:)

[DedEye]

Thanks for the laughs.....awesome!!!!!

:rock: :yeah: :har:

[Onkel Neal]

Anyone notice this?

La Rochelle, France. Autumn, 1941. Silent Hunter 5, with which Ubisoft expected to make big profit, is beginning to suffer its first major setbacks.

400 avid subsimmers pre-ordered Silent Hunter 5.

300 cancelled.

Very subtle, very funny :up:

[PhantomLord]

It´s 2 in the morning... i love to go to bed with a good laugh... thank you :yeah:

[sabretwo]

UBI's stock has been hovering around 9.5-9.8 Euros since the beginning of 2010. Anyone want to guess what this looks like after UBI's Q2 report?

I'm taking bets! :cool:

(Maybe an idea for a new poll?)

[TarJak]

Oh Noes! OMG!:har::har:

Nice work as usual Mikhayl!:yeah:

[Nickolas]

Anyone notice this?



Very subtle, very funny :up:

didn't notice it until you quoted it... it was icing on the cake. :rotfl2:

[SteamWake]

"of course we can only stay connected to the internet for so long !!"

OMG that was priceless....

"Then we pray"

Classic stuff ! :yeah:

[pythos]

What I liked was the "Thanks buddy" It almost rang or Terrance, or Phillip from South Park.

The vid was good, I am sorry to see controversy even on this.

UBI, are you watching?

Ditch, DRM, It will kill your business.

[Highbury]

May as well start making ones with the Battle of Britain movie too... people are just waking up to what Ubi doing it for most future titles, and Oleg Maddox using Ubi to publish means... you think it is a Sh*t Storm over SHV.. wait till the IL-2 crowd works it out...

[loreed]

Very Well done. Wonder how long DRM will last before its modified or cracked, just think'in:arrgh!:

[Webster]

Very Well done. Wonder how long DRM will last before its modified or cracked, just think'in:arrgh!:

theres a thread poll for that :up:

[Rosencrantz]

:haha::har::woot::haha::haha::haha::har::har::har:

:up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up:


Well done...!!!


-RC-

[Reece]

Yeh, not bad, you picked the right characters!!:yeah:

[McBeck]

Second one was even better!

[JScones]

:har: Brilliant stuff Mikhayl.

[Wolfling04]

well done, lol

[Letum]

May as well start making ones with the Battle of Britain movie too... people are just waking up to what Ubi doing it for most future titles, and Oleg Maddox using Ubi to publish means... you think it is a Sh*t Storm over SHV.. wait till the IL-2 crowd works it out...
Storm of war will be published and developed by 1C, not Ubisoft.

[papa_smurf]

"Make a savegame before its too late!" :har:

[Sub146]

Very funny , i don't laugh out loud that often but this did the job. :yeah:

ubsoft is doing maintenance was especially good imo :rotfl2:

[COWBOY10]

:har:

Very good Work. Put a smile on my face dispite the Sinking of SH5.

:up::up::up:

[jimimadrid]

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Oh man, can stop laughing :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[KL-alfman]

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Oh man, can stop laughing :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:


I present a -t- with you! :up:

[Hartmann]

We have a guest onboard... DRM hahhahahaah

and the second part better :har::har:

[vergol]

" - and then all we can do -
- is pray hard."


:har:

[swampa]

:har::salute: Very good had to wipe my monitor down. At the same time trying to explain why the barf of tea and laugh out loud unable to suppress laugh.

[U-SERB]

:har:
Ubisoft policy.... Hahahahha...
Excellent movies... Well done...


Say no to the Ubisoft dictatorship!!!

[floundericiousWA]

Uh oh, the hitler rant scenes beginneth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtBIRIXi8L0


This one's for Red Alert's DRM, but is pretty much right on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNE_fX5HeUo

[henriksultan]

That my god sir was hilarious! You made my day :har:

[GoldenRivet]

I had a GREAT hitler rant for SH5 going.

but the video goes dead half way through. :shifty:

i cant seem to fix it.

[bert8for3]

Excellent :haha:

[coronas]

:har::har::har::har::har:

Thanks for the laughts!
Great work

[Hawk U-375]

:har: Too Funny.... Hats off :up::woot:

[Wolfehunter]

Best vid's ever! :yeah:

[Sulikate]

:rotfl2:Can't wait to watch part 3!

[frau kaleun]

I had a GREAT hitler rant for SH5 going.

but the video goes dead half way through. :shifty:

i cant seem to fix it.


Have you tried reconnecting to the video? I bet if you reconnected you could pick up right where you left off.

[bigboywooly]

I had a GREAT hitler rant for SH5 going.

but the video goes dead half way through. :shifty:

i cant seem to fix it.

Like this one ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtBIRIXi8L0

[John W. Hamm]

Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMfBSq8x2-M

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu-Vgi5H3FA

Enjoy :D

http://www.subsim.com/nucleus/media/1/20100128-dad_drm.jpg


:har::har::har::har::har:


And that part about Trenken (however he spells it) was just too :|\\

Dude that video:rock:

[John W. Hamm]

Like this one ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtBIRIXi8L0


Ohh damn! liked that too :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[JScones]

Just had to post this one... Hitler rants about Hitler rants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqxRPZdfvs&NR=1)

[Payoff]

Very funny. It's been a while since I laughed out loud at anything.:up:



Payoff

[John W. Hamm]

I posted these videos on the official SHV facebook page:rotfl2::har:



(http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=silent+hunter&init=quick#/posted.php?id=199499913912&success)

[N.Soseki]

"Make a save-game before it's too late!!!"
:haha::haha::haha:

[Sgtmonkeynads]

"Make a save-game before it's too late!!!"
:haha::haha::haha:


Why? When you reload, you'll more than likely be on the surface like in other games. Then you'll die for sure, so if you expeience any problems at all while playing, your screwed.

Not like we've never had problems playing before though...ehh !

[tracker]

Very well done waiting for next part more than sh5:salute::salute::salute:

[exponent8246]

Absolute quality!! Loved the vid!!:haha::haha:

[Jotte]

:har: Good one!

[czarnaszabla]

noobs, all of you!

do You not see that ubisoft is trying to be as historically accurate as possible?

U-boat crews suffered 75% losses during WWII (30,000 sailors dead out of 40,000) - and according to the vid description on youtube, 300 out of 400 subsim fans cancelled their pre-order. That's 75% losses. This game will be historically accurate, i tell you!

And after the campaign, the DRM will make you scuttle your PC.


but seriously - i preordered SHV today, just so i could cancel the preorder. I can abide MMOs like World of Warcraft - games that can only be played online, but offline games requiring an internet connection to start is some kind of bad joke.

Not that i don't have my internet connection up 24/7 - i do most of the time, but the principle is different. If i get a power outage, i can still play SH1 under dosbox with no problems, and 4-5 hours of battery left, even though my internet is down below hull crush depth.

[Letum]

but seriously - i preordered SHV today, just so i could cancel the preorder.

Baaaahahaha! :rotfl2:
That's wonderful! Did it feel good?

[Onkel Neal]

Just made some more popcorn.....

(we need a popcorn smilie)

[karamazovnew]

Just made some more popcorn.....

(we need a popcorn smilie)

http://images.zaazu.com/img/male29-male-theater-cinema-smiley-emoticon-000071-large.gif

[IanC]

http://images.zaazu.com/img/male29-male-theater-cinema-smiley-emoticon-000071-large.gif

That's a good one, but I prefer Jim's cow eating one. :lol:

[bigboywooly]

Just made some more popcorn.....

(we need a popcorn smilie)

Take your pic
Plenty around

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/popcorn.gifhttp://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/popcorn2.gifhttp://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h22/bigboywooly/popcorn3.gif

And you know Jim has a LOT more an that
lol

[Mikhayl]

Part 3 is up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUgS24uSFSk

If you have already watched Das Boot 10 times like any subsimmer worth his salt, just pretend you forgot and it's the first time :)

[Steeltrap]

# 3 very subtle....

[DarkFish]

part 3:har:

[etheberge]

LMAO!

This is an instant classic. Well done!

[swampa]

:rock:Part three :yeah::woot:

[vergol]

The movie always left me puzzled as to how that destroyer closed the distance so abruptly. Video 3 settled the question.

:yeah:

[JScones]

:rotfl2:

[psykopatsak]

:har:

[HundertzehnGustav]

i thought wtf?
waited waited waited
and then, scope up, looking for the DD, there it was!

TOP NOTCH!:yeah:

[karamazovnew]

Why can't I see any subtitles?!

EDIT... nevermind, I got the joke :haha:

[Thomen]

Why can't I see any subtitles?!

EDIT... nevermind, I got the joke :haha:

Same here.. :D
:haha:

[THE_MASK]

noobs, all of you!

do You not see that ubisoft is trying to be as historically accurate as possible?

U-boat crews suffered 75% losses during WWII (30,000 sailors dead out of 40,000) - and according to the vid description on youtube, 300 out of 400 subsim fans cancelled their pre-order. That's 75% losses. This game will be historically accurate, i tell you!

And after the campaign, the DRM will make you scuttle your PC.


but seriously - i preordered SHV today, just so i could cancel the preorder. I can abide MMOs like World of Warcraft - games that can only be played online, but offline games requiring an internet connection to start is some kind of bad joke.

Not that i don't have my internet connection up 24/7 - i do most of the time, but the principle is different. If i get a power outage, i can still play SH1 under dosbox with no problems, and 4-5 hours of battery left, even though my internet is down below hull crush depth.
Hahahahahahaha:rotfl2:

[Sgtmonkeynads]

Best one yet.

[KL-alfman]

Best one yet.


seconded! :D


(btw: in your sig you refer to SHIV??!!)

[Sgtmonkeynads]

http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-10818.gifI'm bad at spelling numbers. sometimes.

[Sub146]

Just saw part3 , very funny :har:

[Das Gespenst]

I see our friend Johann makes his debut.

[frau kaleun]

Part 3 is up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUgS24uSFSk

If you have already watched Das Boot 10 times like any subsimmer worth his salt, just pretend you forgot and it's the first time :)


I just watched it again today.

Didn't make this any less enjoyable!

:rock:

[Sgtmonkeynads]

My boss is a big war nutt too. I told him my copy of Das Boot shown up early and that I was going to watch it non stop on my days off.
I watched it twice.
Went back to work unshaven, wearing a wool flannel shirt, oilslick pants, suspenders and was very jittery everytime the phone rang.
He just grinned and asked if I enjoyed it.:yeah:
"Jawohl" is all I had to say !!

[Nickolas]

Went back to work unshaven, wearing a wool flannel shirt, oilslick pants, suspenders and was very jittery everytime the phone rang.

I did the same thing once... and spent the rest of the day looking for a new job.



(i'm kidding)

[Rip]

I see our friend Johann makes his debut.

My favorite character by far. Something that won't surprise anyone who has met me. :oops:

[coronas]

Another good one.
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[boomer_killer]

:rotfl2:great video, very funny.

[Schultzy]

Really, really splendid work.
The highlights for me were the save game problems, cutting back to Ubi, (didn't save the game in time) and of course, that superb lag sequence on the periscope.
I don't know if I'll be able to watch Das Boot anymore without laughing. :arrgh!:

Edit Oh, and how could I forget, at the start when the chap in the car races over and shouts to them about sending back their save games. That was inspired.

[Sailor Steve]

"Chap in the car"?

Das ist Thomsen!

[frau kaleun]

"Chap in the car"?

Das ist Thomsen!

Thomsen!!! THOOOOMSEEEEEEN!!!!!



What? It's not obligatory?

[Sailor Steve]

Of course it is!:sunny:

[IanC]

Thomsen!!! THOOOOMSEEEEEEN!!!!!



What? It's not obligatory?

Don't forget to do the long hand wave, side to side, when you say that. Also obligatory.

[frau kaleun]

Don't forget to do the long hand wave, side to side, when you say that. Also obligatory.

Right.

But I'm gonna take a pass on the 20 gallons of cold salt water in my face. :O:

[IanC]

:haha:

[Iron Budokan]

Very, very funny. Great work! :yeah:

[The Enigma]

Part 3: :haha::har:

[Onkel Neal]

Man, I need to have another Das Boot party at my house soon.. :hmmm:

[mookiemookie]

I'll bring the champagne only if you can pull a Thomsen and open it with a blade

[Chad]

My favorite character by far. Something that won't surprise anyone who has met me. :oops:

Hm, I wonder why? ;)

Think you'll be able to attend this year's meet Rip? Wherever that it may be held :arrgh!:

[Rip]

Man, I need to have another Das Boot party at my house soon.. :hmmm:

I'm in.

Hm, I wonder why? ;)

Think you'll be able to attend this year's meet Rip? Wherever that it may be held :arrgh!:

Things are tight but if in the US it is possible. Outside I would have to get my passport updated. I actually have a perm in it the thing is so old.

[sergei]

Part 3.
Very subtle. Very funny.
:up:

[Armistead]

Geesh, I would throw my PC out the window.

[The General]

A classic! :rotfl2:

[czarnaszabla]

drm has angered the supreme commander of the entire kriegsmarine - the fuhrer himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkLCAHk_qW4

not my work, but posting for lolz

[L_DOG]

Game over !

here i was drulling over getting this and now i get a big sack of Fish guts dumped in my lapp.
why UBI ? WHY ?
we have been ever faithfull to you UBi and now this ?
:down:

[cappy70]

:har::har::har::har::har::har::har::timeout::timeo ut::timeout::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::ha ha::haha::rotfl2::rotfl2:
that was great......didn't see it until now,,(have been in Florida for 1 week):D

[peterloo]

Last time starforce on SH3 now this one on SH5 :cry:

[Quenaelin]

Great video. Why they couldn't make copyprotection system which works. I was about to buy SH5 but instead I bought Dangerous Waters from Steam. Pirates are really making gamers life harder.

[GoldenRivet]

drm has angered the supreme commander of the entire kriegsmarine - the fuhrer himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkLCAHk_qW4

not my work, but posting for lolz

appreciate the link.

this was my first attempt at making a hitler movie.

i think it turned out pretty good - glad you liked it!

:yeah:

[Trublion]

This was a great video. Good job.

[KiwiVenge]

appreciate the link.

this was my first attempt at making a hitler movie.

i think it turned out pretty good - glad you liked it!

:yeah:

Ya, that was a great movie!
I linked it in another thread here somewhere, I roflmao when I saw it :)

[karamazovnew]

appreciate the link.

this was my first attempt at making a hitler movie.

i think it turned out pretty good - glad you liked it!

:yeah:

I actually think it's the best Untergang spoof yet. The voices and acting fit the words perfectly. And the "at least I'll sell it to a friend" part is pure genius. :up:

[GoldenRivet]

I actually think it's the best Untergang spoof yet. The voices and acting fit the words perfectly. And the "at least I'll sell it to a friend" part is pure genius. :up:

:sunny:

Thanks for the great compliment!

[Bali]

GREAT job mate ! :salute:


http://94.23.42.229/pics/23b7e371173b.gif

[Dave]

Excellent, very funny

Thanks:haha:

[Onkel Neal]

Restored an old classic. :shucks:

Das DRM Director's Cut (http://www.youtube.com/user/Subsim?feature=mhee)

.

[Gerald]

^Good,:)

[Fish In The Water]

Restored an old classic. :shucks:

Das DRM Director's Cut (http://www.youtube.com/user/Subsim?feature=mhee)

.

"He's bringing a lot of services..." Love it! Funny stuff Neal, thanks for the lolz! :har: