no seagulls ????

[tonyj]

sorry couldn't resist! :DL

[Hartmann]

I don´t want seagulls , i want a IX Boat and a good campaign :hmmm:

[tonyj]

i'm not paying £30 for a seagull free piece of software.

mine!

[codmander]

gotta have gulls ,,,,,no gulls is like no sand at the beach:nope:

[Sgtmonkeynads]

We haven't seen sand either, there must not be any, sorry!:haha:

[Dowly]

Gulls have to be in! Ow ow ow and make them so that you can shoot them down and they explode to this bloody mess of flesh and feathers and they drop power-ups you can then pick up like shield around your boat and lasers and... and... stuff. :rock:

[kptn_kaiserhof]

Dowly i share your view (seagulls make good aa practice)


AND good for soup

[frau kaleun]

i'm not paying £30 for a seagull free piece of software.

mine!

Now where is jimbuna when we need him?

Oh, fine:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1309/seagullmine.jpg

(Well, somebody had to!)

[Lanzfeld]

WRONG!!!

Watch the SHV 3d Demo video and 1:38 into it I have a visual of seagulls doing a flyby.:rock:

I win.

[frau kaleun]

WRONG!!!

Watch the SHV 3d Demo video and 1:38 into it I have a visual of seagulls doing a flyby.:rock:

I win.

Was there just one type of seagull, or were all known varieties represented? Can more varieties be modded in? WE NEED TO KNOW.

[elanaiba]

European seagulls only, sorry.

Unfortunately, programming has repeatedly refused to have seafulls land on the AA guns barrel or periscope, even if I requested this since SH3 :(

[frau kaleun]

European seagulls only, sorry.

Unfortunately, programming has repeatedly refused to have seafulls land on the AA guns barrel or periscope, even if I requested this since SH3 :(

Could we have a seagull that poops on my WO's head? Because that would be awesome.

And maybe a super secret keyboard shortcut that makes it happen, only you have to, like, acquire Oak Leaves to your Knight's Cross before it's activated.

(I hope you know we are all just being silly. :D)

[tonyj]

you can't have seagull soup if there aren't any seagulls in it now can you. doh!

next we'll be hearing there's no fish in the sea.... pffttt :o

is there no end to this misery!

[frau kaleun]

Those seagulls are British agents and are responsible for most U-boats sinkings.
Think about it. How often do you see seagulls hundreds of miles from the coast? Right, never, EXCEPT if they're following a German u-boat.

Or Moby Dick.

And both should be approached with caution, or not at all!

[flakmonkey]

Hehe, did you know in ww1 the british trained seagulls to um... foul the periscopes of german uboats, forcing them to surface and clean the scope, unfortunatly the guills couldnt tell the difference between british and german scopes!

[frau kaleun]

Hehe, did you know in ww1 the british trained seagulls to um... foul the periscopes of german uboats, forcing them to surface and clean the scope, unfortunatly the guills couldnt tell the difference between british and german scopes!

So I guess when the kommandant yelled "Scheise!" he wasn't kidding around!

[johan_d]

Then is the velocity of an unladen seagull correct ?
We already know for a swallow.. but a seagull ?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/images/swallow_st13.gif

[AVGWarhawk]

NO SEAGULLS.

Go eat your soup :stare:

[frau kaleun]

Then is the velocity of an unladen seagull correct ?
We already know for a swallow.. but a seagull ?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/images/swallow_st13.gif


I was told there would be no math.

[Lanzfeld]

NO SEAGULLS.

Go eat your soup :stare:


Read post 9. Gulls are there. We can rest now.

[AVGWarhawk]

Read post 9. Gulls are there. We can rest now.


The gulls are not there after the soup has been made. :O: Hey, were are the seagulls? Shut up and eat your soup :stare:

[frau kaleun]

Shut up and eat your soup

I was told there would be pie.

[johan_d]

I was told there would be no math.

I was expecting another question madam from you!

[ETR3(SS)]

Then is the velocity of an unladen seagull correct ?
We already know for a swallow.. but a seagull ?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/images/swallow_st13.gif
Well that depends, an African or European seagull?

[johan_d]

I was told there would be no math.

Well that depends, an African or European seagull?

Haha!! there it is!!

I think we have to measure between an German and an British seagull..

[AVGWarhawk]

I was told there would be pie.

Yes, pie. It tastes like the soup. :O: Been a long patrol.

[frau kaleun]

Well that depends, an African or European seagull?

I believe Dan has already stated that there will only be one type of seagull in SHV - the European. Yes, I know, it's a disappointment, but studies of the market have shown that if the game were to be limited in this fashion, the European type was far and away the most popular. The upside of this development is that it will be a fully modeled, graphically perfect and 100% historically accurate European seagull and, should you catch one, you will be able to examine it in exquisite 3D detail from beak to tail feathers.

Also, soup!

[AVGWarhawk]

There is one gull in the game. The Laughing Gull.

http://www.nenature.com/Images/LaughingGullDD.jpg

I can hear this gull all the way in Romania!

J/K Dan! :)

[johan_d]

When we shot one, and it drops near in the sea, will we be able to pick it up to make the soup? and what if a modder makes us an African version? are we still be able to pick it up? and the cook, will he deny cooking it or doesnt he care and can this be modded?
Also when they are 'unladen' their inners on the foredeck does it stay when submersed or does it wash off? and is there any tactical use of of both ?

questions...

[frau kaleun]

I was expecting another question madam from you!

Here ya go: What is Pi r squared?

Answer: Pi r not squared, pi r round, and Warhawk's pi tastes like seagull soup.

[peabody]

Here ya go: What is Pi r squared?

Answer: Pi r not squared, pi r round, and Warhawk's pi tastes like seagull soup.

Sorry, due to a hardcoded limitation of the game Pi r squared. Trust me you don't want Warhawk's pi. He says it's seagull, but.......

Peabody

[AVGWarhawk]

Here ya go: What is Pi r squared?

Answer: Pi r not squared, pi r round, and Warhawk's pi tastes like seagull soup.

Thus you have the menu on the next patrol. See you then. :D

[frau kaleun]

Thus you have the menu on the next patrol. See you then. :D

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm puttin' in for a transfer.

[codmander]

Now where is jimbuna when we need him?

Oh, fine:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1309/seagullmine.jpg

(Well, somebody had to!)

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[AVGWarhawk]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm puttin' in for a transfer.

Why? Something wrong with the potatoes? Has anyone seen the crews mascot cat? :hmmm: Nevermind, enjoy your potatoes. :03:

[frau kaleun]

Why? Something wrong with the potatoes? Has anyone seen the crews mascot cat? :hmmm: Nevermind, enjoy your potatoes. :03:

Uh... Herr Kaleun? There's a hair in my potatoes. And an ear in my sausage.

[AVGWarhawk]

Uh... Herr Kaleun? There's a hair in my potatoes. And an ear in my sausage.

We call that spice around here. :stare: :O:

[Iron Budokan]

Who needs seagulls when you have a cook offering you soup? Again, and again and again....

Who needs seagulls when you spend hours setting up a shot and the UBI servers go down?

Who needs seagulls when UBI goes belly up and they disconnect their servers, thereby rendering your saved game to loose electrons that diffuse throughout the universe?

We don't even have all the uboats or the entire war, haha, so what are sea--

Wait a minute. There aren't any SEAGULLS? :wah:

:O:

[frau kaleun]

We call that spice around here. :stare: :O:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/e5hansej/118538235021.jpg

[psykopatsak]

Hehe, did you know in ww1 the british trained seagulls to um... foul the periscopes of german uboats, forcing them to surface and clean the scope, unfortunatly the guills couldnt tell the difference between british and german scopes!

because it was completley impossible to lower the scope and raise it again? ;)

[tonyj]

where i grew up (south coast of devon, england - english channel) the seagulls were the size of turkeys, aggressive beyond measure, with insane passion for ice cream.

so should you find yourself on the conning tower of your type VII, cruising along the south west coast of england, holding an ice cream, you'd be glad you had that flak gun!

[Jimbuna]

Now where is jimbuna when we need him?

Oh, fine:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1309/seagullmine.jpg

(Well, somebody had to!)

OI!! :stare:

:03:



http://www.freefever.com/animatedgifs/animated/men55.gif

[tonyj]

@frau kaleun, love the pic - fantastic!

[frau kaleun]

OI!! :stare:

:03:


I couldn't help it, I love that picture too much.


@frau kaleun, love the pic - fantastic!


Credit where credit is due - I stole it from one of jimbuna's posts.

Who he stole it from, I have no idea. :O:

[Das Gespenst]

Gulls have to be in! Ow ow ow and make them so that you can shoot them down and they explode to this bloody mess of flesh and feathers and they drop power-ups you can then pick up like shield around your boat and lasers and... and... stuff. :rock:

Well, actually, there is a laser coming out of the deck gun...

[Jimbuna]

I couldn't help it, I love that picture too much.



Credit where credit is due - I stole it from one of jimbuna's posts.

Who he stole it from, I have no idea. :O:

Never stole a thing in my life....I'm a good boy I am :o


http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6305/liaranimatedanimationli.gif

[frau kaleun]

What's that I smell? Oh, wait -

http://techtickerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pantsonfire_2-1.jpg

:O:

[Jimbuna]

What's that I smell? Oh, wait -

http://techtickerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pantsonfire_2-1.jpg

:O:

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6036/bsmeterzd3.gif

[tonyj]

Well whoevers pic it is, it's magic and if it isn't in sh5 I'm not buying it.

[JScones]

As long as they are not Welsh seagulls - those things are bl##dy huge! You could strap torpedoes on them.

[I-25]

Torpedo bombing gulls? :o

[tonyj]

i reckon the welsh and devonshire seagulls are probably the same ones but you're right, they're big enough to carry a torpedo or two - not to mention quite a few coconuts

[frau kaleun]

As long as they are not Welsh seagulls - those things are bl##dy huge! You could strap torpedoes on them.

Can we have a gull that drops a torpedo on my WO's head? Because that would be awesome. Briefly.