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nikimcbee
01-24-10, 01:01 PM
Scientology is here, and has come to save the day.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.4e601264cbdad356a9d677659aa5919 c.51&show_article=1

:har::har::har:




"When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re-establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch."
Next to her lay 22-year-old student Oscar Elweels, (http://topics.breitbart.com/Oscar+Elweels/) whose father rescued him from the basement of his school where he lay with a pillar on his leg for a day after the deadly January 12 quake.
His right leg was amputated below the knee and his left leg was severely bruised and swollen.
More than half of his fellow students died in the rubble of his school, although the rest of his family was unscathed, he said, thanking God. "One hour ago he had no sensation in his left leg, so I explained the method to him, I touched him and after a while he said 'now I feel everything'," said Sylvie.

http://www.scientology-cult.com/images/stories/superman-250.jpg

I geuss Pat Robertson is out of a job then.:haha:

Letum
01-24-10, 01:07 PM
I wonder how the pastaferian Aid effort is going....

Jimbuna
01-24-10, 04:56 PM
I geuss Pat Robertson is out of a job then.:haha:

LMAO :rotfl2::up:

Torplexed
01-26-10, 05:24 AM
Apparently actor John Travolta showed up in Haiti yesterday, flying in his personal jet with a load of relief supplies, doctors and Scientology ministers.

Unless those ministers are edible, that's a serious waste of cargo space. :nope:

http://media.bonnint.net/apimage/838ed533-6290-456b-ac6a-e4b0bb966094.jpg

John....stop touching your thruster. :shifty:

Castout
01-26-10, 06:22 AM
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John....stop touching your thruster. :shifty:




Ummm you're just jealous he got a nice real plane to fly and go home with. and not to mention it can carry more than 2 people at the same time though I doubt Big Momma is going to fit through the door. . . maybe through the cargo bay but the lift wouldn't fit either

SgtPotato
01-26-10, 05:38 PM
Oh great, now they have to kill more of their followers in order to get more money for buying relief supplies.

Task Force
01-26-10, 08:11 PM
Hmm, there... whats the word for it... Nuts...:shifty: