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walsh2509
01-23-10, 05:15 AM
Watching QI on the BBC UK .. quiz show ..

I heard the story of the Toilet that sunk a Uboat .. U1206 in 1945.

14 Apr 1945.
Sunk by a toilet?
In many sources it is stated the U-120 (http://www.uboat.net/boats/u120.htm) was "sunk by a toilet" (probably a very bad way to go! :). However this story should be attributed, with changes, to the U-1206 (http://www.uboat.net/boats/u1206.htm) which was one of the late war boats fitted with the new deep water high-pressure toilets (enabling the boat to use its toilet at greater depth than before).
On 14 April 1945, only 8-10 miles off the British coast line, the boat was safely cruising at 200 feet when the commander, Schlitt, decided to use the toilet without the help of a trained specialist (the system was complicated). Something went wrong and when the specialist arrived he misunderstood something and opened the wrong valve with the end results that large amount of seawater got into the boat. The seawater reached the batteries directly under the toilet causing chlorine gas to form and the boat had to be surfaced immediately right under the enemy. When the boat reached the surface they managed to blow clean air into the boat but at the same time an aircraft bombed the boat causing extensive damages leaving the boat unable to dive. Seeing the hopeless situation Schlitt had no choice but to destroy his secret material and abandon ship to safe his crew.

:rotfl2:

kptn_kaiserhof
01-24-10, 03:06 AM
talk about incompatant :haha::haha::haha::haha:

FIREWALL
01-24-10, 03:14 AM
What a arse. :har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

Reece
01-24-10, 03:15 AM
Quick, quick, I need to use the head right now!!:o ....... Too late!!:oops::doh::88):dead:

IanC
01-24-10, 04:10 AM
Holy Schlitt! :lol:

vedrand
01-24-10, 04:23 AM
Someone please mod this into SH5 :88) :D

I actually saw this story a while ago along with along with the manual for using the special place on the boat, trust me it's not as easy as you are used to at home :88)

TarJak
01-24-10, 06:07 AM
We all know the name of the trained assistant don't we?:DL

Rhodes
01-24-10, 06:44 AM
We all know the name of the trained assistant don't we?:DL

Rhetorical question ei...

MGR1
01-24-10, 07:26 AM
Rhetorical question ei...

BERNAAAAARD!!!!!!:haha:

Not that British subs were any better.;)

One of my relatives married a submariner back in the sixties.

When Rob took her abord the boat (a rebuilt, streamlined T-class sub, can't remember the name..) for a tour; she had to use the head.

She managed to get the order of using the levers wrong and what she just did came back up and covered her from head to foot! :har:

Poor Morna.... :D

Mike.

Sailor Steve
01-24-10, 12:24 PM
talk about incompatant :haha::haha::haha::haha:
Did you by chance mean 'incompetent'?

capthelm
01-24-10, 03:50 PM
best using a good old bucket ,then fire it out the torp tubes in a sealed container.

Jimbuna
01-24-10, 04:37 PM
Sounds like a load of crap to me :hmmm:

http://www.freefever.com/animatedgifs/animated/men9.gif

fromhell
01-24-10, 05:31 PM
ive just been reading about this incident.
weard hay!

Rhodes
01-24-10, 06:22 PM
ive just been reading about this incident.
weard hay!

Really! But it's life!

Arclight
01-24-10, 06:28 PM
Sounds like a load of crap to me :hmmm:
If it wasn't for all the crap, this whole forum would go down the drain. :)

oscar19681
01-24-10, 06:31 PM
If it wasn't for all the crap, this whole forum would go down the drain. :)

It did but someone just forgot to flush the toilet!

FIREWALL
01-24-10, 07:18 PM
In retrospect the Kpt should have been incontinent not, incompitent.:haha:

Highbury
01-24-10, 08:19 PM
This thread fits Firewall's toilet humor so well he actually got a LOL out of me :O:

:haha:

fromhell
01-25-10, 01:01 PM
actually ive been wanting to ask this for along time, but didnt know where to post it.
what does LOL mean?:hmmm:

Snestorm
01-25-10, 01:04 PM
actually ive been wanting to ask this for along time, but didnt know where to post it.
what does LOL mean?:hmmm:

Laugh Out Loud.
I don't fair well with the abbreviations either.

frau kaleun
01-25-10, 01:04 PM
LOL = Laughing Out Loud

:DL